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Romance › Re: Four Nightmares That Can Keep A Woman Awake For Nights by InkedNerd(f): 6:05am On Oct 22, 2010

My dear, it sounds like he is using you. All he's doing is stringing you along for money.

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Look Gay by InkedNerd(f): 6:01am On Oct 22, 2010

This topic is so ignorant. There's no such thing as "looking gay"

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Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Celebrities Strut The Runway For Cata by InkedNerd(f): 5:56am On Oct 22, 2010

Ewww @ celebs tongue

Romance › Re: Romantic Lottery: Modern Edition by InkedNerd(f): 5:49am On Oct 22, 2010

queeneve:
The two names I would draw would be JAYBEE and Reality,

For Jaybee, (a romantic vacation)

We would be on a secluded island with just the two of us. Nothing covering us but a loin cloth. We survive off fruits and island foods. We would do WILD things in the waterfall lake and make heavenly music all day long until the sunset. We would swim out in the ocean and gaze in the moonlight until the sleeping god calls us to shore. Just wearing nothing but a loin cloth, Jaybee would salute his soldiers good night and I feed him grapes off my buttocks until he couldn't sustain himself any longer and the SAINTS CAME MARCHING IN

For Reality, (a fun date)

We would be at Tyler Perry's play and laughing all through the play as we shared crazy dating stories. Reality shared to me his interest for Inkie and how much he loves her. I then give him tips on how to step up his game because he dealing with an upgrade chick. We exchanged hugs and reality walked away calling Inkie.

Lol, why would he call me?

Fashion › Re: What Are The Current Nigerian Fashion Trends? by InkedNerd(f): 5:24am On Oct 22, 2010

Dorammy:
No one is talking abt gladiator's sandals

Well, summer's over so there really no need to talk about 'em. Personally, I've moved onto boots. I can't wait to buy some new boots for autumn.

Fashion › Re: Daily Beauty Rotuine by InkedNerd(f): 5:22am On Oct 22, 2010

debbybos:
@inked plz wats the effectiveness of jojoba oil

There are many uses for jojoba oil. I use it on my skin and my hair. When I put it in my hair and on my skin I apply it while my skin and hair is still wet that way it absorbs well. Some of the benefits are: its very stable – jojoba oil does not become rancid or lose antioxidants even after long periods of storage, spreads well and absorbs well, and provides all day moisturization which it doesn’t evaporate like water based moisturizers can. It can e used as a moisturizer, make-up remover, lip balm, massage oil, and it can also be added to you hair conditioner. For more information, you can check out this website >>> http://www.livestrong.com/article/68979-benefits-characteristics-jojoba-oil/ . If you look at the right hand side of the site, you'll see related information on jojoba oil.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! I'm Tripping For Inked_nerd! by InkedNerd(f): 4:11am On Oct 22, 2010

^^^ lol

Family › Re: Is It Ok For Both Couple To Share Equally Wedding Ceremony Cost by InkedNerd(f): 9:32am On Oct 19, 2010

Ujujoan:
Listen guys, I'm all for shared responsibilities and all that, but we all know that's not gonna fly. . . Not in our society!

In the end, the man is the head and the leader ordained by God. So how come he's the leader when I get to contribute equally

If I get to pay for my own wedding, then I get to be in charge . . Simple!

Not necessarily. There are many practices that no longer exist in Nigeria so to say that it won't fly in Nigerian society is far from the truth. Will people be hesitant to try it or accept it, yes, but I doesn't mean it can't or won't work.

Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by InkedNerd(f): 9:24am On Oct 19, 2010

"Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith grin

I ♥ this song

Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2010 by InkedNerd(f): 9:07am On Oct 19, 2010

Ruq:
Sagamite is a Nigerian Hater!

lol lol perhaps he is.

Celebrities › Re: Barbee= Half Nigerian Half Jamaican Reggae Singer by InkedNerd(f): 9:02am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=308654.msg6968541#msg6968541 date=1287462580]Nah, I aint just trying to fuxck, u heard?

If u "good"! And u know how to work that . . . Shiyyt, I could even wife u, u know![/quote]No thank you. I don't wanna be your concubine grin

Food › Re: Kfc In Nigeria by InkedNerd(f): 9:00am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=367324.msg6968854#msg6968854 date=1287469701]Nothing "digressed"! lol

She sounds sexy! And is not afraid to state her position on all things sexual. . . .

So, I wanna "taste" and see if she's all that. But, now she fronting. Its all good tho!

P.S: Siena, is that your family in the pic? U got a beautiful family if it is! Nice pic too![/quote]Who's frontin'? I told you I was just being cautious.

Siena:
LMAO @ Inky and Bk. How did this thread digress so wildly?

Sorry didn't mean to derail the thread.

Culture › Re: Why Do Nigerians Especially Those Abroad Hate The Nigerian Accent? by InkedNerd(f): 8:53am On Oct 19, 2010

MzDarkSkin:
@OP you pretty much answered your own question. It's mental slavery. I feel like even if other people make fun of something this is part of you, that should make you embrace it even more because they feed off of your insecurities. Nigerians abroad should not try to hide their accents because that is who they are.

@Spiked according to an American comedian (black guy) who did a joke on Comic View about how he'd rather hear a girl talking sexy in a spanish, french and Caribbean accent than Nigerian, ofcourse this had the ignorant audience cracking up but thats just ignorance. Slavery messed us up bad.

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=187592.msg6967119#msg6967119 date=1287433424]I love naija accent

I remember this afican guy came on this comedian show (american) and he was making fun of africa or african ppl. he had an accent and all (natural accent, i think he was from mali or something like that) then he showed the audience his "photo album of his family". The pages were nothing but blk paper and he was like "this is my family" so you know the audience was cracking up, some where shaking their heads.[/quote]Smh, sounds like their suffering from of self hatred.

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Is The Most Romantic Man: His Jamaican Babe by InkedNerd(f): 8:45am On Oct 19, 2010

^^^He is.

Food › Re: Two Meals A Day by InkedNerd(f): 8:42am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=534411.msg6968717#msg6968717 date=1287466553]So, now u ended up fat, huh? tongue

[/quote]Doofus when I said small I meant when I was a little kid.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! I'm Tripping For Inked_nerd! by InkedNerd(f): 4:52am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=510057.msg6956556#msg6956556 date=1287299173]Inked, u gone come get your punishment or what?[/quote]Hells no tongue

tanimz:
Inky, no I couldn't go to the parade.

I went to Jersey in the morning, and didn't get back on time.

Did you go?

Awww, sorry to hear that. I went to Jersey too. Has a pretty good time.

kaygenx123:
It aint easy being a celebrity oh. Wats up inkie? Long time.

Nothin' much. You?

Food › Re: Two Meals A Day by InkedNerd(f): 4:49am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=534411.msg6967679#msg6967679 date=1287440424]1, 2 meal(s) a day? I wish!

I eat more than thrice a day. It's a new habit I find difficult to drop.[/quote]Lmao, when I was a little kid I used to eat like crazy. My parents used to laugh when people ask them how I can eat so much and not get big. I still eat the same things, just in moderation and not in the same amount as when I was small.

Celebrities › Re: Barbee= Half Nigerian Half Jamaican Reggae Singer by InkedNerd(f): 4:37am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=308654.msg6968141#msg6968141 date=1287448594]Mzdarkskin: This aint just about cajones, thats just me, u dig?

Got u a lil present. . . . I gave it to Inked earlier, but ah waste man the gal ah call me, star! Pure jah music ah im inked stay ah call "Ganja music". Rasclat!! lol

I know u'll appreciate it tho!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOs4iT_I9eU

I love this song[/quote]Lmao, you know what I meant when I called it ganja music.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=308654.msg6968149#msg6968149 date=1287448899]Arent you the dude?
Stop jumping around. Stick with inked_nerd for gosh sake.[/quote]I no wan am. The boy wants to dip is koko in as many NL chicks as possible. I don't wanna be part of his harem of s.ex buddies.

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=308654.msg6968146#msg6968146 date=1287448825]Why would I call u a "he"?

I said the dude that likes u told me! Read, baby, read! Situation like this ah why we tell the youth dem seh fi get them education and prepare.[/quote]What other dude?

Family › Re: Search For My Biological Father by InkedNerd(f): 4:31am On Oct 19, 2010

Lmao, sorry. I'm not gonna lie though it would take me a while before you and hang out. I have a close friend that I met online and it took me about a year before him and I actually hung out. Now him and I are really close. If you have the patience to put up with me then ok. If not then move along grin

Food › Re: Kfc In Nigeria by InkedNerd(f): 4:27am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=367324.msg6968174#msg6968174 date=1287449409]^^^wow, some people sure know how to poop on a party. . . . .^^^[/quote]lol

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=367324.msg6968239#msg6968239 date=1287451406]Oh, trust me, my biyytch run into u IN OUR HOME [/b]your anthem bound to change!

Well, like everything in life theres always other options. I aint saying u "bound" by the Fire escape route! I mean, if u packing a mean right hook, I'm guessing u can knock her aszz out and flee thru the [b]front door! Or, if u like my typical, thorough-bred, BK binches, then u should be packing at least a .22 caliber. . . . .[/quote]Lmao, whatever tongue

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[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=367324.msg6968368#msg6968368 date=1287456334]Oh, it had better not be with me.

If u smoke with me I'm only feeding u that Dro (maybe Kush or Hayes). . . . Lol,

And I'm definitely smashing. lol. And trust me se.x feels best when u got some Kush inna yah insides! lol

What u say w try it in like 2 weeks! cool

[/quote]Ummm how about no tongue

. The only thing you're gonna be smashin' is your hands and that thing between your legs

Food › Re: Kfc In Nigeria by InkedNerd(f): 1:19am On Oct 19, 2010

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=367324.msg6968006#msg6968006 date=1287445123]Nice! U wanna try it this weekend? grin

We can plan a escapade when my WIFE goes outta town. The binch is my 4th wife and we getting divorced soon.

Just remember where the Fire Escape is so if she comes home unexpectedly. . . . . . .[/quote]I wouldn't mind trying it. . . Just not with you grin

. Besides, I have people that can provide me with some if I need it. And I don't run from anyone. Runnin' down fire escapes isn't my forte. tongue

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