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^^Spare as well.

Ah ah what do you mean "for now"?

Yes, I have somewhere else in mind [if that's ok w/ you]



London? Milan? Paris? Oya take you pick or do you have more suggestions?

“”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿”"

I'll spare him since I don't know him

Hmmm, idk



Where's The Walk and Ocean City?!

What's on my mind is whether or not I will ever make the US Olympic team

@OP: Are either of the men smart? I'll go for whichever one is smart.

Sagamite:
I don't see girls swooning over or dating well-toned poor guys like this in Nigeria.

[img]http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/11/images/Bushmeat-Duiker.jpg[/img]

But give this same guy a suit and a job in investment banking and you will start hearing them scream:

"He is cute o!"

"Ah, look at his body, I just want to die."

"Chei, the bobo fine, no be small"

"He is my ideal type."

"That is how I like my guy to be gymed up, athletic built and slightly toned, not too much muscle"

There are bloody liars on this thread. Bloody liars!

Ask them to choose between this guy and Alao Akala. The way they would jump at Alao "Baba Alamala politics and thuggery" Akala of Ogbomosho political clan, you would think he is Boris "Alao" Kodjoe.


Boris "Alao" Kodjoe

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Toned man is toned man, I don't need a suit or the job in investment banking his body did all of the talking. Besides, I was once with a guy who wasn't rich but he was definitely handsome and toned. Money is irrelevant to me. I can take care of myself.

Awww  . Thinking to self: But wettin I go do wit 101 cute puppies?. Yes, I'll go to the outlets with you.

Which outlet shall we go to?

Its kinda funny, but its kinda not. Sounds like the teacher is trying to pull a Mary Kay Letourneau. That damn infant Justin what's his face is annoying though.

This game sucks

Ooooh, I like this topic . Thanks for posting it. I'm eager to see other people's responses as well. I guess this explains the whole marrying a 15yr old thread that you started. Very interesting.

Thanks

sledge406:
Y u nor go laff wen u dey see free show.

BTW, close your legs and make u sef dey try wear pant wen u dey come place like this.

Excuse me? What do you mean by "close your legs and make u sef dey try wear pant wen u dey come place like this."?

You don't like it?

I have a thing for staying healthy and in shape

I like conspiracy theories about everything and anything.

I wish I had the power to take anyone else's power like Rouge from X-Men

Yeah


Will you buy a puppy for me?

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I agree with you. If the two people involved are okay with it, no problem.
My problem is when they say it is by force.
I have an Indian friend who has been in UK doing MBA and is now doing an MSc simply cos her parents want her to marry a random guy.
I told her to do so for the sake of her sister who wants to get married but has to wait for her to marry first.
Obviously, it was a joke but it makes people really desperate to run away from home cos of dat kind of pressure.

Chai, what a shame. I guess I must be blessed to have parents that would never push something like that onto me. I once jokingly told my younger sister that she wasn't allowed to get married unless I got married first, my mom and sis nearly died laughing .

[quote author=190. link=topic=495708.msg6559878#msg6559878 date=1281605316]
1.  The Most Educative Post,--- Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by luv10

2.  The Love Doctor----  Inked_Nerd

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8.  Best Wife Material----  Madlady,SA Goddess,Omolola,Inked_Nerd    

9.  Best Husband Material--- Siena,MrPrsdent      

10. The One to be banned by Seun--- pweety4me,mama-gee (cos they confronted mukina and dobosky and insults flew)

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Others include--- Tink_sh,vivaladiva,Freiburger,Aloy_Emeka

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[/quote]Yaaaaaaaayyyyy, I'm on the list. Thanks 190 

Ehhhh, I'm not sure about that Firearm and Inked_Nerd part though. Wrong couple nomination.

Just to let you all know the joke is semi-dirty, hope I don't offend anyone with this joke


A guy goes into a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady asks "What size?", the guy says "I don't know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "You need a box of x-large condoms".
So another guy behind him hears him and he asks for a box of condoms.
The lady says "What size?" and the guy says "I don't know."
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "Get a box of medium condoms"
So a teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "Can I have a box of condoms?"
The lady asks "What size?" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up on isle 12!!!"

lol lol lol

No. Besides, I've had this sort of conversation with my parents before, they know better that to pull a stunt like that.

What do you mean "what's my point?" My point is that I don't wanna be forced into something I don't wanna do.