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I don't know if I'd run away but I wouldn't go through with the marriage.

I personally don't have a problem dating African American men. I've never dated any though; mostly Central American, Caribbean, and West African guys.

I would just go ahead and do the HIV test. I understand that the relationship isn't serious yet, but I'm pretty sure that you guys are at some point going to have sex and when you do, wouldn't you want to do it knowing you guys are on the same page? She's just trying to protect herself.

Well, you [or whoever the person may be] needs to make a decision that is good for themselves. If I married a man I didn't know, love, or care about just because my parents wanted me to, what kind of marriage would I besetting myself up for? I could never live my life knowing that the person that I'm supposedly going to be with "forever" isn't someone that I love or care about.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
bro, she was honest enough to tell you that you were not strong enough to handle such lady. pls quietly leave her alone unless you want to end up looking silly.
now that she has told you that, there is absolutely NO WAY you should continue pursuing her because she could ask you the most stupidest thing and, if you cant provide, she will make a mockery out of you.

poster: baby its your birthday soon, what would you like?!
damsel:  hhmm i think i would like a brand new Jeep for sundays at the beach.
poster: are you out of your mind?! i am already trying my best to satisfy you but you're always asking for more. take am easy.
damsel: foolish man, i told you before you couldnt handle me but you wouldnt listen. . . . .  now shut up, be a man and step up your game or let me go and find some REAL men to date!"

LOL LOL LOL


@poster: Did this friend of your ever tell you that she wanted to get married or do you think you're just doing her a favor?

I don't really think its a matter of whether its right or wrong or whether you know the person or not. I mean, if you being forced into the relationship [or whatever it is], then that is wrong. But if you're not being forced into a relationship and you know that there's someone that you parents want you to marry are you're ok with it then I don't see anything wrong with it. I have a friend who's parents already has a girl that they wanted him to marry and both the boy and the girl were ok with the idea. In my opinion, as long as the people involved in the matter are ok with the arrangements of things, then I see nothing wrong with it.

Tons of arguing and infidelity. Its like watching a soap opera lol

Hmmm, what did he say? Didn't quite understand.

blacksta:
@Inked

I am happy u dey enjoy yourself  

Thanks. I'll be posting here more often.

Vic2k3:
Smh. number 1 spoilsport don show

lol

Vic2k3:
inked na true?

Is what true?

lol, there was no impending or brewing anger but thanks for the compliment 

Vic2k3:
Poster welcome 2 da jokes or rather yokes section. I love your joke. About your comment about this section been calm is becos we don't hve the crazy lots of 190,omolola,mr. Cork,dobodobo and the rest (and we don't need them) . But i fink u're going to rethink about your earlier statement when the wee hours reach. All the same welcome moreover i prefer this inkerd 2 crazy romance sec inkerd(no offence meant)

Thanks, I guess . You think I'm crazy?

jokingmary:
Nice joke poster

Thanks

blacksta:
baby  - I just tell am say make she post joke  - nothin more nuthing less.  Ask am whether i am toast  -

nuthin dey between me and Inked


Oya Inked  - please talk now  - I toast u before?

Nope, he no dey toast me

skyndyp:
Begone from me now or i'll be forced to give you the Hawaiin good luck sign

Hehehe

lol lol lol

skyndyp:
Nice one Inked. So blackie u've been following and discussing with her? U are so dead

Thanks. lol, he was just encouraging me to come check it out

sledge406:
Calmer

Anyway, wetin una dey find for romance section wen nor even dey romantic. Only complains upon complains dat happen to make NL homepage 

Yes, calmer. Aside from the ladies and gents disagreeing about stuff on the female bashing thread, I didn't seen anything wrong. What I was trying to say is it seems friendlier than the romance section 

LMAO, its funny how you guys hijacked mpule@sa's thread.

The fool isn't even in the UK, he's typing all this from his village

Tufiakwa!!!

blacksta:
Like we discussed - Hopefully u will be able to keep up with the demand for more jokes

I hope so too

Element G:
@ poster
now dat really made me laugh, nice one

Thanks 

Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

This is my first post on this section of the forum and I know this is long, so please bare with me  
This a joke I saw online years ago when I was about 12 or 13 yrs old




Letter from Grandma:

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach, I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

SA Goddess:
And despoil will never end with men like you around, wish you and your friend MOBO would hold hands and jump off a cliff!

When you guys walk around shirtless, are we supposed to jump at you?

IGNORANCE is no bliss at all!

Don't mind his stupidity. And to think people get upset when a woman openly says that African society is sexist.

Why are you telling us? Did you want us to clap for you since you marrying a baby?

If men got pregnant, abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive-through windows.

Why do men name their p.enis?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.

Why do men like to m.asturbate?
Its sex with someone they love.

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.

What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump woman's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.

Why does the silly man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

What is a man's idea of pre-intimacy?
A half hour of begging.

How can you tell if a man is excited?
He's breathing.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

LMAO, this is too funny

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=503425.msg6641538#msg6641538 date=1282785295]Bow-leg no be suffer o!! Na style!! 

That goat bouncing no go easy!! I wonder if ehn go sabi play ball, cos ppl wey get bow-leg dey play ball scatter.[/quote]Heheheh, I don't know about everyone else in this thread but the picture of goat made me laugh out loud.