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CrimeRe: 3 Female Uniben Students Tortured By Boys by InkedNerd(f): 10:08pm On Sep 26, 2011
Smmfh, seriously any man who rạpes a woman deserves to have have his pėnis cut off [/b]and [b]be castrated.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If A Gay Ask You Out? by InkedNerd(f): 4:25pm On Sep 26, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=768064.msg9223503#msg9223503 date=1317050667]Inked_Nerd. sweeeery but are they approachin you coz you look like a man? undecided[/quote]No, they are approaching me because I was with your mother and she looked like a man grin
RomanceRe: How To Let The Younger Guy Down Gently by InkedNerd(f): 4:23pm On Sep 26, 2011
sexkillz:
Thanks! cool Our date wont be boring! tongue tongue
I hope not. Are you a younger guy? grin
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Meeting And Identifying Your Missing Rib At A Glance? by InkedNerd(f): 4:21pm On Sep 26, 2011
promire2004:
no hard feelings here sweetheart. Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Sowi, i honestly tot u believed in God. As for my response to Goldie, well she said what i had in mind. U're honest and dats a good one. But believing in God is awesome. *trust me*, ( winks).
I'm not upset, just thrown for a loop. I'm not against you believing in God. No problem with that. If that makes you happy then good. You last comment "But believing in God is awesome. *trust me*, ( winks)." reminds me of a Jamaican girl that I know--that's a comment she would say. She's just so happy when she goes to church.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If A Gay Ask You Out? by InkedNerd(f): 4:16pm On Sep 26, 2011
@OP: Although your post is in reference to gáymen, I will still answer. I have been appraoched by women of the same sex before and personally i must say it is both flattering and enlightening. All I do is politely tell the individual that I am not a lady-loving-lady but that I am flattered. No need for all those nonsense comments about beating up people, killing or calling names. I might as well beat up, insult, and kill every man that approaches me with some sort of interest.
RomanceRe: Some Gals Are Crazy. by InkedNerd(f): 4:06pm On Sep 26, 2011
@OP: Why the hell do you care if a girl dresses up and has no where to go? Is that your business? Where you rejected by suck women? Anmd how the hell do you know if they have no where to go?
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Meeting And Identifying Your Missing Rib At A Glance? by InkedNerd(f): 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2011
promire2004:
hmmmmm, is that really what you fink? Our happiness and fulfilment comes from God. Dont 4get that oh!
Yes, that is what I think. Are you under the assumption that everyone believes in God?

promire2004:
lol. Thanks dearie. U just gave a perfect answer. *thumbs up*. ( chuckling)
So lemme get this straight, because the individual before your last quote gave an answer to you that was more in favor to your religious beliefs, that makes the answer "perfect"?
RomanceRe: How To Let The Younger Guy Down Gently by InkedNerd(f): 3:56pm On Sep 26, 2011
@OP: lol nice question. In my entire life, I've only dated one guy who was younger than me. It wasn't a huge age differeince, I was just a year oklder than him. Recently, there was has been a younger guy trying to get my attention--they guy is 19 and I'm 22. I have no problem with being older than him but I really have no desire to be with him. As we speak, I'm still trying to figure out how to tell him nicely that I'm not interested in him. I like his as a friend though.

sexkillz:
Treat him like a little brother
Be Blunt with Him!
Dont seek his advice!
Dont make Requests
Call other Guys in his Presence
Introduce him to your friends as a Brother
If he doesnt get the Message, he's pitiably and pathetically hopeless! cool
Nice advice cool
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Meeting And Identifying Your Missing Rib At A Glance? by InkedNerd(f): 3:49pm On Sep 26, 2011
Who I find in my life has nothing to do with God. I just feel that I will find someone when my heart [and finances] are good and ready.
RomanceRe: Her Boyfriend Found A List Of How Many Men She Slept With by InkedNerd(f): 4:18pm On Sep 20, 2011
@OP: I wouldn't be upset or angry about it. What the person did before they met me is none of my business. I have no control of that person's life before or after they started dating me. I don't even understand why people get upset--its not your body so why all the bent up anger?
RomanceRe: Men Buying Underwear For Their Chicks (guys Can U Do It) by InkedNerd(f): 3:53pm On Sep 20, 2011
I don't have a dude but I wouldn't mind him buying some lingerie for me--just as long as he gets the correct size and something cute. I also wouldn't mind shopping with my dude and letting him pick out what he thought was sexy and cute. It seems like it would be a nice experience. I once saw a guy go into Victoria's Secret say that he wanted to buy some underwear and bras for his mother grin
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies: How Many Affairs Are You Willing To Forgive? by InkedNerd(f): 3:42pm On Sep 20, 2011
deniyor:
You say you are staying for the kids. Yet what you are portraying to them is not the right idea of wat love or marriage should be. If it is the financial contribution you are looking for, he will pay for child support. Why put yourselves into a bondage. You acting that way shows your marriage is over. Why still stay in it?
Tell am o!!! I don't understand this whole "stay for the kids" mentality. You're only lying to yourself and your children. Besides, kids aren't dumb. They can tell when something is wrong even if they don't have the words to express themselves.

deniyor:
Clap for yourself. Good job
The sad thing about this is you can't get a quality woman, its got to be one with low self esteem so she can accept every BS you throw her way. Which means you never get to fully enjoy what heights your marriage could have reached.

You know those old men that end up being single and lonely late in life, making a fool of themselves throwing money and all possilbe to get a lady to smile at them? Look at the mirror long and hard now cos in future tht will be you and you wont like what you see.
Preach my brotha!!!
RomanceRe: Exciting Facebook Invitation Turned Into A Nightmare. by InkedNerd(f): 3:36pm On Sep 20, 2011
That's terrible sad
RomanceRe: How Many Men/women Have You Ever Slept With In Your Life? by InkedNerd(f): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2011
@OP: Not enough grin
RomanceRe: LADIES!!! Big, Muscular Guys Vs Trim, Fit Guys. by InkedNerd(f): 3:30pm On Sep 20, 2011
Konjour:
My girl is slim,lithe,curvy and super-sexy,but i am a bit on the big side(without the accompanying fat though),duh whatever!

What matters to me is she loves my looks and my physique,and i drool over hers too. So bingo! grin cheesy
Awwww smiley
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies: How Many Affairs Are You Willing To Forgive? by InkedNerd(f): 3:13pm On Sep 20, 2011
@OP: I can't say that I can ever really forgive an affair because I know it will always be in the back of my mind.
RomanceRe: Can Girls Date A Whole Year Without Making Demands? by InkedNerd(f): 3:10pm On Sep 20, 2011
rhymz:
Matter of fact, I dated a gurl for eight months without demanding for sex and I was the loser for it. You just give and keep hoping you will collect one day but for where.
When it comes to dating and relationships Naija girls have this warped sense of collecting and not neccessarily giving back. They want you to call them, when they call you, next thing is they need a recharge, when they visit, you spend money satisfying them and also must pay their transport back home. If they must Be Intimate with you, there must be something in the offing else no sex.
The other time my guy been dey hussle for cash say im wan pay im babe rent for sch, I was like; "dude is you crazyhuh" u be her papa wey send am sch??
I'm yet to see any woman that won't demand at some point for a whole year. Unless of course, the woman is obviously financially well off than the guy.
Whatever happened to give and take in a relationship sefhuh
Well, the OP made it sound like all Nigerian girls are like that. There is only one man in my life that I ask for money and that is my father--lol yes, I'm a bit too old to be asking him for money but he is the only man I ask. I was raised to be independent so this whole notion of asking a man for money is nonsense to me. This argument goes both ways though, because a lot of Nigerian men on this forum make it seem like they're the only ones suffering. What about all those girls who have given themselves to a man sexually, only to have the guy use her? Do you not think that they are feeling what you're feeling? How many people do you know who like to be used then disregarded?

[quote author=olajide_07 link=topic=763082.msg9184160#msg9184160 date=1316526018]the shame we have been trying to cover up in Nigeria what a disgrace we have amongst our girls the funnest thing is they are the ones that cause most men to want to be corrupt as i sit to write the post i left my office for a follow up in another persons office and the person i came to see was quite busy but a text message appeared o his phone and because of the closeness he said plz help me read out the message it read "eku ojo meta eku irin ibire eni"- "it has been a while thank you for not asking after me", well i know yo are the only person i can turn two i need 400K to pay my house rent, while the person she was asking this favor from only earns about 65K a month he has 2 kids and a wife he has to feed etc, she on the other hand has refused to look for a job or what ever job she is into isn't sufficient to carry her expenses so she has to source else where, the problem of most Nigerian girls is selfishness and greed and the in ability for them to cut their coats according to their sizes if you come to my part of Nigeria girls normally dress up around 3pm to visit guys in the office around 4pm towards closing time what next! Nigerian women are the worst set of women you can ever have any relationship with as truly speaking if they are not asking form you they are definitely ask fro another person[/quote]How wonderful!!! Another man here blaming women for the corruption and shortcomings of his menfolk. So, lemme ask you something, these men that are supposedly driven to corruption, did these women hold a knife to their throat or a gun to their heads and force them to do it? Are they not grown free thinking individuals who are very much capable of knowing right from wrong? Do not sit here and point fingers when you as a man know that your menfolk play a major role in this distorted perception you seem to hold on to.
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Terryg's New Ridiculous Hair Style Which He Calls, 'swagalazito' by InkedNerd(f): 2:52pm On Sep 20, 2011
That hairstyle looks like a hot mess. Makes me feel like I'm watchin' a "Passa Passa" video tongue

It's his hair so what he does to it is his business undecided
RomanceRe: Weirdest Pick-up Technique Used On You By A Woman Or A Man? by InkedNerd(f): 4:30pm On Sep 19, 2011
Ok, here's my past incidents this last summer:

Me: Minding my own business on the bus. . .

Strange wor wor guy: You a model?

Me: No undecided

Strange wor wor guy: You sure?

Me: Yes undecided

Strange wor wor guy: I think I seent [his word, not mine] you before?

Me: Nope, not from here tongue

Strange wor wor guy: Can I get yo numba?

Me: Ummmm. . . No. My boyfriend won't like that [I lied about the bf part].

Strange wor wor guy:
He won't mind, we can be friend.

Me: No thank you. I have enough friends undecided

Strange wor wor guy:
Word! You sure?

Me:
Yup, pretty sure smiley

Strange wor wor guy:
You really sure?

Me: Yes!! This ain't Facebook!!! Sheesh!! angry


Next story: Me at the bus stop:

Stranger: So ummm, do you come here often?

Me:   :::rolls eyes::: Are you for real?


This next one was just plain weird. I was waiting to catch the bus one afternoon and one guy pulled up on the opposite side of the street in a car. I looked at him and thought to myself "Wow, he's really cute!" I guess he must have seen me looking because he started trying to get my attention. Unfortunately, while thinking about him I started staring elsewhere and didn't realize that he was looking at me. Eventually, I saw him and he signaled me to come over to his car #EPIC FAIL

I of course didn't move and so he proceeded to come out of him car, luckily for me, the bus came and blocked him and by the time the bus moved I had left the side of the street I was standing at and was on my merry way to where I needed to be.



Next line: Me dancing at a party

Stranger [proceeds to walk up behind me and start grinding]: Baby, I like your shape!

Me: Ummm, why is your wallet poking my behind? huh tongue

Stranger: That's not my wallet baby grin

Me: Nasty áss mofo!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do You Want To Get Married? by InkedNerd(f): 3:57pm On Sep 19, 2011
@OP: Honestly, marriage isn't even a priority for me. Like I've always said, marriage isn't do or die. I'd like companionship but its not a must in my life. I've never been one to rush into a relationship which is why I haven't had many. I'm not one of those people who allows themselves to be strong armed into a marriage only to realize that they don't like the person they're with. Even if I never find someone, that is still fine. By the way, a lot of people need to keep in mind that companionship doesn't necessarily mean marriage smiley
RomanceRe: Funny/awkward Moments During Romance! by InkedNerd(f): 3:51pm On Sep 19, 2011
jajavina:
The day i was intimate with my husband, he was screaming cos he was about releasing when our son rushed in to the room , and my husband jumped down . But d little boy caught every thing that happened.
LMAO grin
RomanceRe: Funny/awkward Moments During Romance! by InkedNerd(f): 3:30pm On Sep 19, 2011
[b]@OP: [/b]Yes, I have had those moments. One, a guy I was intimate with was about "release himself" and started squealing like a girl and I started laughing in the middle of the whole thing. There are other moments but I think they're a bit too embarrassing for me to talk about lol grin

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