₦airaland Forum

Ol boy, this desperate measure started when the situation became desperate. Obey simple instruction and live to tell the tale.

Hope the babies will not behave like the source of their mothers' 'miracles'. Don't say I did not warn you o.

Number .., wait a minute, what time is it?! And no one bothered to tell me to *yawns* to *yawns again, eyelids drop heavily ; porting to sleepdom. Sees girlfriend in dream saying 'whatever'. Abruptly waking up to go give girlfriend the beating of her life.*

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One thing I can not understand from your comment is whether you are criticising the teachings of Christianity or a pervasive human mind. Please, do try to read the Bible as I have done most part of the Qur'an, hadith and the itifaq and then use that as your parameter for assessing any adherent of the Christian faith. I have very good reason to believe you are above 18.

Me_Aboki: Hypocrite, so you admit its in your bible, yet you are rejecting it - does Christianity allow you to choose and pick from your scripture?
If yes, then what you have is not Christianity but a fake religion that is man-made, revised and continually being revised by humans - I guess that's how you guys arrived at the various versions of your so called bible - king James version and what-not.

Maybe you should have noticed "the time of Nebuchadnezzar" who was a Babylonian and NOT a Christian. The different versions you see/hear of are ways of breaking down /explaining certain too-difficult-to-understand Biblical words/contexts. If you are a moslem, what does the hadith(tradition) do for the qur'an? Mark you not all the hadiths are authenticated.

jnrbayano: .....Stop chatting on Nairaland site because you may interact with demon possessed individuals...
.....Not owning a phone because you may receive calls from demon possessed people....
.....Not drinking water because we have marine spirits who dwell in water bodies.

SMH!!

Bros, I follow you shake head. Abeg, na wetin sef, wetin!!?

aManFromMars: 1. Jesus' first miracle was turning water to wine. He was so desperate for alcohol, he didn't even remember to bless the marriage.

The Bible teaches that you "do not take the wine that leads to debauchery."According to the Bible there are two kinds of wine:one that does NOT lead to debauchery(drunkeness)ie. non alcoholic, and one that leads to drunkeness (alcoholic)

Too many enemies around me.

Maybe he ate too much fruit salad and died of constipation. I, truly, do not know how they expect me to believe that. Well, sha, God dey.

Methinks he hopes to go be with the REAL devils in the hereafter.

tsidra: He is gay doesn't make him less of an human. He should be punished

Oh, it DOES make him (homosexual) very LESS of a human. Technically speaking, the said suspect did not commit any act of murder/manslaughter since it was NOT a human being he killed. Look up the meaning of human being in the dictionary: male or female person...

GBAM! No woman no cry. Of a truth, when God created the world He rested. When He created man, He rested. But when God created woman,
neither God nor man had rested.

ARSENAL FOR LIFE. O2. She can go hug a transformer.

lorretta u: lol this submissiveness thing is causing big problems o
Smh. What changed? Is it that men are becoming more demanding or the ladies are becoming less giving

LESS, LESS giving. Probably due to the devil-inspired Beijing Conference that tried to equate a woman to a man. I sob in Portuguese.

I tire for some people.

I tire for some people sef.

END shall never WONDER.

Prof Corruption: This is unacceptable and should be condemned by all sensible Nigerians. Nigeria is not a theocratic state and the maintenance of islamic police or whatever nomenclature is adopted is unconstitutional.

As a matter of fact, all sensible Nigerians should applaud this move. Even if Nigeria is not a theocratic state, Nigerians are. Google the negative impact of alcohol on the human being. Besides, the Bible condemns it ( that is if you are a Christian.

As a Christian, I am totally in support of this move.

Hope it is going to benefit the generality of Nigerians.

Talk is cheap. I concur with him on Oritsejafor, though.

rhames: You mean He GOAT?

He means NOT her goat, methinks.

adexsimply: what if someone smells like a goat? I mean the male goat, how can you treat that?

Oh, that is the easiest to handle: ABATTOIR straight.* wondering what adexsimply is dilly-dallying for.

Use the only tongue girls on planet earth understand-MONEY Na wa for you sef . Why not look up the male/female ratio and you will be relieved at the more-than-enough other babes to choose from.

Cry, my beloved country. But come o, why did they remain there without the necessary papers? Nigerians love anywhere but Naija. SMconfusedH

It does beat my imagination as to why people find it difficult to revere God. No one is under any form of compulsion to make jokes, most especially with God. I rest my case. No offence intended, though.

Some Nairalanders tire me sef. How many of una "matured" girls still dey single and roaming? A beg make dem marry one time before dem reach menopause age single.*Looking longingly at a young secondary school girl. Moves to propose love then marriage.*

gbanikiti: A minister flown abroad for treatment after plying Lagos-Ibadan expressway. What now happens to ordinary nigerians who are trapped in traffic as a result of the bad road almost on daily basis?

Fly them to, say, Mars, perhaps. Or, maybe, just maybe, run them underground. I weep for my country.

morhtunrahyoh: God have mercy hmmm, wat money will cause in this world. Is nt a surprice anyway

Whoever said anything about money, it is purely ideological. Remember, what is worth living for is worth dying for.

*Venting off pent-up anger thru ears, nostrils & mouth. Drops AK47, IED, antipersonnel mines but still holding on to custom-made Israeli-Uzi All-purpose machine gun* Where I go see at least two abokis to ...

HisRib: You see ignorance! Since when is giving your girl an engagement ring a "white man" thing? This has to be the most ignorant thing I've heard all day.

Africans always belittling themselves and giving others credit for things they don't even deserve. Next thing you're gonna say is, wearing a "wedding dress" is a white man thing too. So the woman should just come to her wedding in every day attire.

The ignorance is astounding. Na wa for naija oooo!

I tire for some people sef. Proposal and or wedding rings are , unequivocally, purely a white (oyinbo) man's thing which we have ensnared ourselves with. SMbigH

First thing to do is report her to Human Rights Commission, and if they did not give her ,at least, five months jail term, you go to the nearest gym to prepare yourself for the fight to the death.Chikena.