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Good for him to get away from all 'these.' *sniffs* Abeg! i dey come *runs off towards the kitchen where the smoke of burning beans is emanating*

One particular point of interest though was his reason for becoming an armed robber. Much as I do not condone or justify any such acts, the authority concerned should bear it in mind that by acting high-handedly, they create, for themselves and the larger society, more foes than friends. Imagine the length of time he was behind bars for merely fighting!!

*Accidentally stumblels on thread. Looks over shoulders and picks race, usain bolt style*

Dem wan turn naija to another middle east. God forbid!

PERVERTS. All of them must be high on coconut husk for even thinking of going back to the days of Adam and Eve before they ate the forbidden fruit. TUFIAKWA!!

Well said, governor, but this part of Kano has been targetted severally, and we all know who exactly are being targetted. Or, why isn't such consistency in attacks being witnessed in say, Unguwa Uku, Brigade, Tudun Wada, etc where you have a larger percentage of you-know-who people residents?

I will surely attend but only when i am certain I have my AK 47 well concealed in my suit and, with, at least , 2 extra magazine clips for maximum damage. NONSENSE! In fact I will even begin with the op.*looking left and right for op with gun fully cocked*

By the way, tonto dikeh should stop her rape of the moral values still clinging to the hearts of our young girls by trying to be a role, and not roll, model. Afterall, a sauce for the goose is a sauce for the gander.

*Weeping in kanuri for my beloved state*

Small thing, just promise her a box of chocolate after each session of exercise.

A very good move. I'll suggest they spread (sorry, I mean hang) their clothes inside their ovens to dry.

Dis oyinbo ppl sef, i tire 4 dem. Or, maybe, just may be, she was an antelope in her former life..

The police is your friend.

At least THEY 'set the ball rolling', didn't they? Abeg, allow us hear word jooor.

jungle-j:
Atiku is smarter than all the other deligates in PDP put together, just watch and see. One day he will get what is truely his, who knows, it might be 2015

Double tufiakwa. In fact, holy ghoooost fire.

fulani again?

SMH. I just don't like the look of this.

X+Y = 2X. Find X. There is no need to as X is already displayed on the screen.

May God help this country

Please, God, let it be true so Nairaland will be rid of her on front page. That would be a blissful 15-year respite.

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About time ,too. At very long last, the north is beginning to 'understand'.

50calibre: Very smart move by the Greeks.

SURELY, a good stitch there by the Greeks which would definitely save a terrorist-inclined nine.

Baaaa! We got mad. I am going SOUTH. *Picks up sawn-off double barrel shotgun, a few IEDs, map of Africa and a magnetic compass*

Now, let me see if I got this straight. Terrorist turns out to be a Lebanese who turns out to a nationalised Sierra Leonean. Conclusions: The distance between here and there is the same as the distance between there and here. His blood group is still Group L (Lebanese).

daylae: i'll be willing to give you a video camera and sponsor your trip to borno.

Good thinking. Here is my donation. *Dips hand in pocket and brings out an old crumpled twenty naira note*

in order to have sustainable peace one must learn to defeat the lover of war.

I look for someone to choke.

Look out for newcomers to nairaland. *picks up magnifying glass and binoculars and start going through list of nairaland members*

The keeping of fulanis at a distance is the beginning of sound wisdom. He that has sense(ears & eyes) let him know (hear & see).

Do, please, blow the breeze that will ''open fowl yansh''