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If you entertain any doubt whatsoever about the existence of hell, I will recommend you come spend just a second in the compound I stay; and you will become a believer immediately.

Over here in our compound, we have a tigress costumed in human flesh. She is very wild and untamed, willing to make a federal case out of every little issue. She had practically fought out of the compound many tenants who can't match up with her herculean strength. Even the poor dog in our compound is not spared of her terror; you need to see the poor thing run for his dear life with tail inbetween his legs whenever he sights the iron lady approaching.
The woman has no friend either in or out of the compound, as no one is willing to trade his/her sanity for a friendship with her; not even for all the money in CBN.

Initially, I thought she is just one of those freaks of nature that happens to our universe once in a blue moon; and her character is only a sign of divine miscalculation in the course of creation (of which God owes us unreserved apology). But I had a second thought after I conducted my little informal sociological research on the woman in question and her tribe of origin. I discovered to my surprise that her character is consistent with virtually every other girl/woman from that particular tribe. I recieved in my survey innumerable sorrowful accounts from nigerians who had to put up with their excessive attitudes. One nigerian guy seriously counseled me to marry an alien from space than to marry any lady from that tribe.

My question at this point is: "Which tribe do you think is the most difficult to dwell with in nigeria?"
I will entertain answers from anybody except Mr Righteousness. That is because I don't want to be told how the woman is an incarnation of anti-christ or any of those endtime dog sh*t.

Channah1:
Lalasticlala this is specially for you, wherever you are.

I doubt if Mr Lala will be interested since there is no snake meat in there. Lol

gloryhomemaker:
IntelChief, the Banga soup you requested for is ready, hope i didn't take so long

Have a blessed day ahead everyone.

Wow, this looks delicious.
You really tried. You made it just like my mom use to.

Am subscribing to your YouTube channel and following you here on nairaland.

Naijasermons:
Well noted, sir.

Will keep you posted.

Alright, thanks

Naijasermons:
doing fine sir.
Kindly make the request sir

Its amplified audio bible. I've not been able to get it in mp3 format.

Good morning, hope you had a good night?

Naijasermons:
Good morning, Sir.

How was your day?
Pls, I want to ask yet another favour from you

Naijasermons:
Thank you for the kind words, sir.

Hello, good morning

Naijasermons:
Amen, sir.

Have You been able to download the files?

No, I have not download them. I'll be doing that within the week, God's willing as soon as I get the data.
But the files are exactly what I've been looking for. I use to get it on faithcomesbyhearing website, but it's like they've taken them down off their website. But I am very delighted they are all in your website.

Naijasermons:
Yes, sir.

We have NIV, NLT, NRSV, and YORUBA.

This is the link to download them
https://naijasermons.com.ng/audio-bible/

Thank you very much ma. God bless you

Naijasermons:
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Good morning ma, do you have dramatised audio bible? Not King Jmaes (I have KJ version)
Thanks

When they do something good, she is an American.

When they do something evil, she is a Nigerian.

The story of David and Goliath is not just a fairytale. It is an archetypal story to teach us that sometimes in history, ultimate reality (which no man can defeat) demands a change in normal laws.

It will demand that a child be king and an old man his servant, that the weak should overcome the strong, the most skillful should serve the less qualified and the 'wise' pay tribute to the 'foolish'. But why does ultimate reality do this to humans sometimes?
It is to remind us that we are but humans and limited and should be humble because there is always something out there which is beyond us.

Make dem free this man na

Whatever,
make e no just reach lockdown matter again o

This is what we call see finish.

My people say if pesin use him mouth call him bucket yeye bucket, people go start use am pack rubbish.

Yemi, no mind them. You pass that level. Ok?

OP, u sound like somebody weh dem dey fry popcorn for inside him head

Righteousness2, food don done o

My name is INTEL CHIEF

I AM THE STRUCTURE

I don't believe that. Yemi is bigger than that

Who then is your preferred candidate?

This man should have departed APC in shame long ago if he is truly serious. If he chooses to remain, am afraid that in the next primary election, his votes might be reading in minus ( - )

He is right...

Tomorrow don't exist, only today does. What we call tomorrow is a collective outcome of everybody's decisions today. That's why tomorrow (sunday 24th July) and the experiences it will bring for Americans is different from Nigerians.

And after buying Nigeria, what else will he use the money to buy?

Na wah o

Una sure say this guy no follow escape from Kuje prison?

The story of David and Goliath is not just a fairytale. It is an archetypal story to teach us that sometimes in history, ultimate reality (which no man can defeat) demands a change in normal laws.

It will demand that a child be king and an old man his servant, that the weak should overcome the strong, the most skillful should serve the less qualified and the 'wise' pay tribute to the 'foolish'. Why does ultimate reality do this do us sometimes? It is to remind us that we are but humans and limited and should be humble because there is always something out there which is beyond us.

Looks nice and am sure it tastes delicious too.
Weldone dear.
If you can, one of these days show us how to make starch and banga soup. Thanks

The last time I read anything long like this was "Things Fall Apart" in secondary school.

Anyway, UN no need all this long english na. All dem suppose do na to write am for paper say make Buhari resign if him no release Kanu, then give am the paper make him sign during one of these him Tourisms dem. I swear to God, Bubu go sign am thinking say na loan them won give am.

On a serious note, They should at least grant Kanu bail. Fellowing Kanu's case, FG had always used the fact that he jumped bail against him. But you can't attempt a murder on a man's life and expect him not to jump bail and travel out.

This woman should keep quiet abeg.

No sex before marriage is not an agenda to deprive singles from having sex just for the fun of it. Rather, it teaches them one of the most important lesson in life, that is: there are some things in life which you have to wait for because they are sacred. (It teaches you patience and adds value to that thing when you eventually get it). In the era of credit card, is there anything you want NOW that you can't get NOW? But, that is not a good lesson to learn about. That's why many are in debts.

As children, though we wish to be adults, did we grow to become adult all of a sudden because we liked it? No, we had to WAIT.

I am not writing this to change any body's mind. Some of us crying and shouting are very very comfortable by God's grace... we just want a better future, and a pride for us when we travel outside.

I have worked in oil industry for 14 years both in Nigeria and internationally and plan to move my family soon to the UK. This is to give you all the perspective.

OP, there is a section on career here on nairaland, if you really want to talk about what you do and how wealthy you are. Okay?
Back to the topic, open another thread on why dont you want to vote Tinubu, then I will answer you.
Good morning

RIP Ma...

The pain of losing a loved one is indescribable. Only those who had experienced it truly knows how it feels.

I thought I knew it until I lost my dad 2019. That day it happened, as a man, I had to comfort mom and the ladies in the family, charging them to quit crying and all, forming a man and all. After a while, I withdrew into the bathroom and cried like a kid, wiped my tiers quickly, came out and continued comforting the ladies while I needed comfort myself, even more than them.

I still dream about the old man once in while. I still wake up at night and weep. It even happened this week.

Observing Reno, two things I've learnt over the years is that:
1. After the devil, fear a man who chooses attention over the truth.
2. Beautiful words are not true and true words are not beautiful.

One thing that Reno is unaware of is that: "A whispered truth will always be heard miles away"

That's the country we find ourselves, very pathetic.
How some people are blind to the gross injustice against Nigerian masses is a topic worthy study by all professional social scientists.

Now I believe that this purpose of this Muslim-Muslim is not to win elections. This guy had been nursing this thing for a very long time.

Didn't he suggest thesame to Buhari, and gave thesame argument about winning elections and competency bullsh*t?
Didn't Buhari win with Muslim-Christian ticket?
And didn't Osinbajo turn out to be more competent than even Buhari himself?

My question for Tinubu is that: "Are there no competent northern Christians for f*ck's sake"