₦airaland Forum

We also made a mistake picking you in 1999 as our president.
We made another mistake picking Bubu too.

Right now, we are altogether saying "never again". Affliction shall not rise a second time.

Una good evening.

I had been dating this girl for some time now. And she is a very beautiful girl (or so I thought).

But last week, she invited me over to her family house. My God!!!, you need to see her immediate younger sister. She is a perfect example of what I want in a woman.

Since last week, I've caught myself several times thinking of my babe's younger sister and wishing I met her first. But am feeling guilty at thesame time.

Immediately I saw "Elder Statesman and founding member of the Arewa Consultative Forum, ACF", I stopped reading the post so as not to waste my precious time reading a biased beer parlour political analysis.

Una good morning

The level of vawulence in this country is something else

How people like OP manages to get high as early as this is one of the seven wonders of the world.

Say no to cheap drugs subsidized by the Lord of drugs himself.

We've seen many people like OP before. This was how one man like OP in the bible brought bear parlour analysis when Elisha prophesied the end of famine in Israel. What happened to him? He saw the prophecy fulfilled with his eyes but was never a partaker.

OP, repent, and go and sin no more.

Watch as sex starved Nigerian Feminists avoid this thread like the've seen Tinubu's leaky ass.

Una good morning

Peter Obi is in the world, but he is not of the world.

He who has an ear let him hear

It is enough to dislike a candidate,
It is another thing entirely to demonize him the way you are doing.

Pls be a responsible Obidient citizen like many of us, and go and sin no more.

To prepare one's self for kingship is for man.

But it is not given to man to make himself a king.

Know this, we have tasted it, believe it and know thou it for thy good.

Una good morning

From Egypt to Wike?
Na wah o

I want to say certain things, but since na family issue, I no go talk.

Meanwhile, make I go listen to Bobo by Mayorkun

God wanted to bless India, he gave them plenty ethnic groups.

God wanted to punish Nigeria, he gave us plenty ethnic groups.

My late grandfather once said in the year 350BC that: "Nothing resets the brains of Nigerians and makes them OBIdient than Buhari's administration"

Las las, Buhari na blessing in disguise.

Oh, how i miss my late wise grandfather

My kid bro scored parallel F9 in his WAEC, why is nobody searching for him?

Na wah o

Somebody should correct me if I am wrong.

In the US, they have forest guards whose duties it is to patrol the entire forest observing what is happening there. They usually have their homes inside the forests; with sophisticated gadgets and weapons.

Do you mean to tell me that all these while since 1960, our forests had been left un-monitored?

WE ARE ALL MAD IN THIS COUNTRY.

Which one con be DJ Chicken again?

Make una allow this BOY drink HER water drop cup na

Mtcheeeeeeeew, this guy is mad.
That's all I can say....
I no fit finish my stark vpn small data dey talk long tori unto madman matta

Una gud morning

Mr , u no go allow us finish morning devotion before u post bad news?

According to the Population Reference Bureau, there are approximately 101 billion dead people on earth with 7 billion more to join them within the next century. With the dead far outnumbering the living, it’s no surprising that space at cemeteries has become premium.

So many countries are looking towards the sky rather than towards the ground for a solution to their problem.

Asia is currently leading the trend in vertical cemeteries. In many Asian cultures, there’s already a tradition of burying the dead in multi-storey pagodas. This might have influenced the design of the high-rise pagoda-like cemetery in Tainan, Taiwan, that goes by the name of the Lung Yen Life Service.

In Japan, one businessman have even opened a hotel for the dead where bereaved families can temporarily keep the dead bodies while they wait their turn in the queue for one of the city's overworked crematoriums.

Alleged N233m Fraud: Court Grants Businesswoman N400m Bail in Lagos

Justice A.O.Okunuga of the Lagos State High Court sitting in Ikeja, Lagos has granted bail to a businesswoman, Olubunmi Akintoye Adeola, who is being prosecuted for an alleged N233m fraud, in the sum of N400m.

The Lagos Command of the EFCC had, on Wednesday, May 25, 2022, arraigned Adeola on a 12-count charge bordering on stealing and possession of fraudulent documents to the tune of N233, 000,000( Two Hundred and Thirty-three Million Naira).

https://m.facebook.com/100064596373289/posts/pfbid02C4FK6ttNbWxmo4h3pNHjc84PrAYitxFKST6h96HNXTZSumdVrthvJiLa9MdGfDnNl/?app=fbl

I had to click the link to verify.
Indeed the news is true.

But the news only said the man is a Nigerian man but never mentioned the nationality of the girl. Therefore, my theory still stands, which says "All Nigerian girls are_____"

I thought Tinubu once said he has the qualities of the person written down on his jotter or something like that?

Why is it taking my guy eternity to come up with a shortlist for Christ's sake?
Dude supposed don figure out this thing since na.

Make e no be say Tinubu na version 2.0 of Buhari o...
I remember Buhari exhibiting similar signs when choosing his ministers back then.

ObaKlaz:
The houses go sweet to rob.

Can you imagine?
Na there your mind first go...

One thing about ancient cities is that their social values and norms, religion and traditions are so strong such that social vices are highly reduced.

Am seriously considering becoming an Obidient person...
But lemme wait until their manifestos is out and the presidential debate is done. I want to check something

Catal Huyuk was a very large Neolithic and Chalcolithic city settlement in southern Anatolia (in current day Turkey), which existed from approximately 7500 BC to 6400 BC, and flourished around 7000 BC.

Catal Huyuk had no roads, so dwellings were accessed via hatches or trap doors in the roofs of the buildings, which were in turn entered via ladders.

It is the largest and most well preserved Neolithic site found to date. The population was about 6,000 and the food they ate was mainly wheat, barely and rice. No trace of a central government has ever been found at Catal Huyuk.

I am black, but am using a white phone...
That is racist.
How about that?

Liberals are the biggest problems in the world. Anything one does always have a hidden meaning which makes him either a racist, chauvinist, fascist etc

Lol...
But joke apart, party structure matters o.
If 'miraculously' vote buying and box snatching stops in Nigeria, it will still be difficult for a political party who don't have offices scattered widely all over the country with huge followership to win an election.

Take that to the bank.

Forget the long story OP posted...
The simple reason why Atiku didn't choose Wike is that "two captains cannot run a ship"

Una good morning

Am not trying to be pessimist or anything...
But it is common sense to also ask the people who are returning from a journey one is about to embark on why they chose to abandon that journey.

This student loan stuff had served as a means of imprisoning graduates in many nations who practice it. Some graduate practically work for "decades" and can't pay up their loan.
Imagine Nigeria where there are no jobs self.

I don't know much, but one thing I know is that politicians' kids wont be affected when sh*t begins to hit the ceiling.

He who has an ear, let him hear.

This early morning una don wake us up with bad news?
Make una allow us finish morning devotion biko