Met this gril recently, so beautiful it was almost like a miracle she accepted we date.

After some time she started coming over to my place and she is a very good cook and house keeper too.

She turns out be quite good too in the other room. But I observed one single and unpleasant fault in her. Her down there stinks like hell. At the beginning I thought it was because of her monthly visitor that makes it stink. But it turns out that it smalls like that all the time, a rotten fish kind of smell.

To make matters worse, she now want me to go down there with my mouth. I really cannot do that to be frank. I've been stylishly avoiding it (sooner or later she will observe that)

I seriously dont know if I should draw her attention to it. I tried using A.I to check if it is a diseases or something and if it can be cured but am not getting a straightforward answer.

Does anyone has an advice on this issue?
I love the girl by the way.

Met with this dude of mine yesterday somewhere in Portharcourt, this guy had been swimming in chronic poverty for only God knows how long.

The guy is quite hardworking, alright, but making it big is not just his thing for now, try as he may.

Dube needs quality start-up capital and other financial 'shock absorbers', but the Nigerian effect is preventing him from getting help from his paddys dem (including me)

The punchline of our conversation last night was when he told me that he has about five uncles and aunties who resides abroad in very fat countries.

"What?" I said. "Why haven't you reached out to them yet?" I exclaimed.
"Am not that dull" he said. "I've tried conversing with them infinite times on WhatsApp, but when people don't want to help you, you can tell from the manner they respond to you" he said.
"Did your pops man treat them badly when they were young?" I asked.
"I don't thing so" he said. "Pops man is a pretty nice fellow, he treated them just fine back then. Intel Chief, forget about my relates abroad, will you? They are just stingy, period".

GoooodHardDick:


Comrade I quoted that jennyclay Abi Wetin be her name. Poverty has dealt with her hence the reason for her shallow comments

Oh, am so sorry bro. I didn't notice it. Let's not allow an evening, broke newspaper like jennyclay cause issues btw me and u. Happy New year in advance bro

Jennyclay:
biko keep shut! You're also a dirty man reason you attract your kind.
Neat people are attracted to neat people and not dirty people. Kettle is calling the pot black. Shior.

You are right babe, likes attracts likes. No wonder a thread about ringworms on a lady's head attracted you.
Dull naija girl forming philosopher on nairaland

GoooodHardDick:


Poverty has really dealt with you no be small thing. Imagine how shallow and daft u are!

What has the topic have to do with me being poor. I can bet u didn't even read my previous post..
U sounds more like a kid in school who will fail both classwork and correction.

Back-off from this thread if you don't have anything better to do with the 50mb opera and mtn gave u 2day. A** hole

Jennyclay:
What is the essence of bringing the matter to nairaland just to spite her . What kind of yeye boyfriend are you?
Even women beater, rapist and different kinds of orishirishi men will come here to start raining abuses on your girlfriend. Nawa o.
Why can't you take her to the clinic for proper treatment. Shame on you.

U sound like someone who ringworms are also inherited in her family too. Just that unlike my dirty girlfriend's family, in your own family, the ringworms can be found inside your heads not outside.

Wtf do you mean by take her to the clinic?

Previous thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/7475868/met-very-pretty-lady-very

I shared the post above last night and some people adviced me to check the lady's hygiene. So I went to her (my girlfriend) place today after work. I noticed that this girl is either always tieing a headtie or wearing a wevon in my presence.

So while we were kind of playing, I took her unawares and I removed her headtie quickly and... Jesus!!!, lo and behold, the girl I've been calling my 'latest girlfriend' has all sorts of round-abouts on her head.

She was both surprised and angry after I did that. She kept saying nonsense like, "why did remove my scarf like that?"... "meanwhile the dandruff on my head is an inherited family thing" bla bla bla...

I just sat down there as still as a stone, wondering how a grown up 21 years old pretty girl can be that dirty. But one thing is for sure, I am never going to penetrate this girl, no, not even with 50 condoms on. Wtf.
God abeg o, make 2023 no resemble this year for me when it comes to girlfriends matta o. I taya jare

Islandboi:
That shit sucks! She has infection or poor hygiene.

I suspect so too.
Mehn, I've never seen my erection varnish as fast as it did tonight. Damn

Slmgirldippussy:
I will never in this life carry olosho again. I have been very unlucky with them. I always end up with smelling pussy hoes. A friend said coded runs two months ago. I carry on for there . Good shape and bwest. Omo the Toto dey smell like rotten fish. As in as I put dick the smell start. I no fit continue.
I told her I am not doing again. She just borne wear her clothes comot for the hotel room. I guess she knows how bad the smell is. Several other hoes like that . I am fine and dusted with hoes

Ive been wondering, Why does smelly pvs* smells like rotten fish self? Why fish?
Scientists in the house, help out pls

Let's say am a very unlucky guy.
From wasting my time on a lady for several months only to find out that she CANNOT endure penetration (no matter how soft) to this latest dead fish-like vagina smell drama. I can bet my balls that the lady is either under a spell or was a originally an alien who eventually arrived earth as a lady.

Back to our topic, I've read about smelly v*g**a stuffs, never believed it until tonight. After many weeks of strategising to get this pretty girl, I finally came close to getting "it" tonight, only to be welcomed by a very very very offensive odour. My erection died immediately.

My conclusion: I will never marry a lady without thorough testing. Enough of all these "say no to fornication before marriage bullsh*t. How else could have know this. Una goodnight.

Pastor Righteousness, back off.

duro4chang:
Then she's not your friend 's new girlfriend. You friend has no girlfriend.

To be fair, the girl seems to truly love this my friend. Even my friend can testify to that. But what he doesn't understand is why the girl can't end the relationship with the guy. It's a mystery even to me

My friend just met this girl and they seem to love each other like mad. The girl is currently in a relationship with another guy before meeting my friend. The girl described the guy as being abusive and a cheat, yet she is being sluggish in ending the relationship with the guy and focus on my friend full time.

My friend is a very jealous guy and had asked this girl to end the relationship, because, according to him, the only way she can prove her love for him is to end the relationship with the other guy. The girl asked for time to do that. It's been about a month now and she had not done that.

My friend is currently fed up with the whole thing and wants to end the relationship with this girl at once. He is saying that he doesn't see anything difficult in her picking up her phone and calling the guy to end the relationship. "Even an sms is enough", he said. The only meaning he derives from her sluggishness to end the relationship according to my friend is that the girl loves the other guy more than him or is scared of hurting the guy while hurting him (my friend) in the process.

Is my friend being to hasty?

I once heard of a dying man's advice to his sons; which was, they are free to marry ANYTHING except a lady who is a virgin. When one of his son asked why, the dying man's reply was, "because I married your mother a virgin and her accumulated troubles over the years is the primary reason why I am now on my way to my early grave"

Well, I may be wrong, but I think being a virgin is not a sufficient pre-requisite to being a good wife or even girlfriend.
All the virgins, with few exceptions that I've dated in the past turned out to be the most very annoying set of girls in the world. The only thing they seem to boast of is their virginity.

My questions are:
1. Will you marry only a virgin?
2. What is the main problem with marrying a girl who is not a virgin?

libertyfather:
Not yet fault nobody wan marry again

All my ancestors both male and female got married. It won't be in my time that either me or any of my siblings will not marry

Aareakinwunmi:
She knows.
And she's is not happy about it

Then let her at least take the guys approaching her serious. What is hard in that?

My elder sister is around 32 years and still not serious with marriage. Her only focus is on making money and she had been very successful in that aspect. She has a well paying job and is not only comfortable but also supports me financially sometimes.

But I just can't imagine why she is not disturbed about the fact that she is still single at her age. A lot of guys I know had been approaching her but she never accepts even a relationship offer from them, talk more of marriage. (And am very sure that she is not a lesbian or any of that).

As a church guy, I have seen a lot of women stock in this not being married thing and jumping from one church to the other seeking for husbands. Some of them, out of desperation, fall victims in the hands of fake pastors and sharp guys. I really don't want my sister to go through such.

Initially, I wasn't disturbed, but right now, this issue is burning not only me but also my aging mother. My mother had even stylishly urged my sister to go get married on several occasions. But she won't.

What really got me mad was when I was discussing with my sister some days back about her future plans. She told me stuffs like planning on travelling abroad for greener pastures, bla bla bla, but made no mention of marriage.

Honestly guys, I am tired. And as a man in the family, I am thinking of changing it for my sister. Am planning on threatening her that if she doesn't take the issue of marriage serious, I will go physical with her and teach her some lessons. But the issue is that she is my elder sister and I have some respect for her. And my action might end up affecting the bond in the family.

Mibrondo:


The language is Urhobo, Delta.

Meaning?

I known Urhobos to be very funny people

josephevergreen:
Am a simple and understanding guy..i can live with any tribe worse worse i gust you and mind my business .

Two things produces road accident. Either you hit a person's car or person hits yours.
Minding your business wouldn't prevent certain people from deliberately stepping on your toes continually just for the fun of it.

I pray you never have any reason to live with such people in the same compound, else what you will do in the end will be so shocking, it will reach nairaland's front-page.

Looks like the poster of a horror movie

Truth is that, there are a lot of skeletons insides my Facebook account that I really don't want my girl to ever see. You know, as a guy, apart from my babe, I have other ongoing projects inside that my Facebook account. (a man shouldn't put all his eggs in one basket)

Don't get me wrong, It's not that my girl ain't the number one or anything, and it's not that am technically cheating on her, but like I said earlier, a man shouldn't test the dept of a river with both legs.

So recently, she had been nursing the idea of both of us sharing each other's Facebook accounts, (she is willing to grant me access to hers and all).
Frankly, am not willing to grant her access to mine and had been avoiding that topic like Tinubu avoiding interviews. Why? I don't see any point in partners sharing their social media accounts.

Shoodboi:


I'm not talking with emotions. I'm talking in reference to what the lady did.

That said, this is the first time I'm hearing someone insist it's the caller that says hello. Everyone I know says hello. Even when I run into random people picking calls, they all say hello.

If we go back to the history of the telephone, it was Thomas Edison, the inventor of an early telephone, and rival to Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, that insisted we say Hello when we pick calls. Graham Bell also agrees the receiver greets first though he preferred "Ahoy".

The idea behind saying hello (or even anything else) is to make the caller know you have picked the call. Some phones notify the caller a person has picked, but most don't. So the receiver says hello to make the caller know they've picked the call and are ready for a conversation.

Wow, this thread has taken an historicall dimension o

I agree with you sha.
Initiating a call is akin to saying "hi" to a person physically. When the person hears the "hi" (ie. Picks up the call), cutesy demands he/she responds with a "hello" or something.

Machalla:
The caller is suppose to say hello on phone first. .. .
The caller is the person trying to reach out to the receiver.

If we are to look at this In real life situation. If you approach a person it expected that you be the one to talk first. Why because you obviously got something to say while the other listen before giving a response

I have some sympathy towards your argument. But I beg to differ.
I feel the fundamental issue here is the issue of 'social norm/convention'. It is customary for the receiver to be the one saying the hello first.

Whether that's appropriate or not, it doesn't count. What counts I think is what society considers normal.

I would love to hear your thoughts concerning this my position. Thanks

This particular female friend of mine has this very ugly attitude of never calling at all. As I gentleman, I always do the calling not thinking too much about it. But whenever I choose to call, you need to hear her nag about me just remembering her after forgetting about her for decades...bla bla bla and bla.
I will always laugh about it and let it slide.

So today after church today, I felt like saying hi to her since its been awhile we spoke. When the phone began to ring, she took her time before picking up, I almost thought she will miss the call. But she didn't, she picked and kept quiet. I kept quiet too waiting for her to say hello or something. But it never came. The silence persisted; it was a weird moment I must confess. So at last I broke the ice and said "hello". Next thing I heard her say was "why do you always wait for me to say hello?"

We are all aware of how naturally talented NEPA people are in distributing NEPA bills than in either supplying power or fixing faulty transformers.

The transformer in my neighborhood had been in bad shape for awhile now due to the combined efforts of bad rainy weather and good-for-nothing transformer vandals.

As a result, I have resorted to charging my phone using one of those small mobile solar panel chargers. But the thing is as slow in charging my phone as a snail; that's because we hardly get enough sunlight these days in my place (no thanks to aforementioned bad rainy weather)

So I was wondering this morning if the solar panel can extract energy from fire light as it does from sunlight. I really wouldn't mind exposing it to fire from my gas cooker so I can power my poor dying phone. But am kind of scared conducting that experiment; because I read here on Nairaland some days back about how a woman's phone somewhere in India exploded and blew her brains out.

Engineers in the house I need your counsel before this phone shutdown.
Thanks

Man102:
The black stuff keeps increasing every day. What can I do to stop it?

Bro forget about all those crazy guys above, I understand exactly what you are saying because same thing just happened to my Samsung phone. Mine started as purple, very little and faint. Then it became black, then it started increasing like mad. Right now, I can hardly see anything on the screen.

The funny thing is that, if I try screenshoting it, the screenshot will not capture the black colour.

I took it for repair and the guy told me the screen is faulty and I need to buy new one with 30k. I shouted "Jesus!!!"
I kuku drop the phone. Na one God forsaken small techno phone I dey manage now.

So yesterday, I was at the viewing center watching the Man U, Arsenal game. Even though the room was as hot as a baker's oven, it was still fun because the liveliness of both fans in the room made up for the sweaty and sometimes smelly atmosphere.

While the opposite fans in the viewing center were bashing themselves more than the players on TV, my phone rang, it was my babe. I had to pick, the girl is as jealous as Yahweh over Israel; So I answered and quickly told her to call me back after sometime cos am in the middle of a football game. She said something before ending the call but I couldn't make out what it was because the room was as noisy as hell.

Fast forward to this morning, she called again. To be frank, since the game yesterday till this morning, I totally forgot I had a girlfriend because of the excitement of winning and silencing them noisy Arsenal fans for awhile. I answered her call; but while I was trying to apologize for not calling back yesterday, thinking of a lie or something, she quickly interrupted with: "so you chose football over me again abi?"
The question was unexpected such that I didn't even know what to say, so I kept mute (am a card carrying gentleman). What she said before ending the call abruptly is still a shocker to me till now; she said: "I guess its time you choose between football and me"

The only man doing his job excellently in this Buhari's administration in my own opinion is the state house camera man.
The guy good walai.

Heiterkeit:


Why won't you dislike the Igbos since your in-laws have said enough is enough of your irresponsible lifestyle.

Come on, firstly, go and pay the numerous loan sharks you owe money and stop disgracing everyone on your contact list, you have no single dignity. To think that being a chronic drunk, debtor, and gambler are the least of your numerous poor habits says a lot about how despicable you are.

I cause the day I know you. Don't even bother expecting me to enter into a needless exchange of words with you here.

Seems this thread is having unintended consequences. I sincerely want to apologise to you and every other person who finds either this thread or a person's comment in this thread offensive.

Samantha123:
I have a question, why are most of you Nigerians so tribalistic

Hi Samantha, if you've followed me closely on this forum, you'll testify to the fact that am not a member of NATRIBA (Nairaland Tribal Bigots Association)

It became imperative for me to gender this particular thread because of my observations and finding. Which is:
"Tribe still has a major role in shaping our attitudes even in 21st century, digital, and 'world being a small village' era"

Finally, observe that I never mentioned the tribe of the woman in question. That was intentional.

If you entertain any doubt whatsoever about the existence of hell, I will recommend you come spend just a second in the compound I stay; and you will become a believer immediately.

Over here in our compound, we have a tigress costumed in human flesh. She is very wild and untamed, willing to make a federal case out of every little issue. She had practically fought out of the compound many tenants who can't match up with her herculean strength. Even the poor dog in our compound is not spared of her terror; you need to see the poor thing run for his dear life with tail inbetween his legs whenever he sights the iron lady approaching.
The woman has no friend either in or out of the compound, as no one is willing to trade his/her sanity for a friendship with her; not even for all the money in CBN.

Initially, I thought she is just one of those freaks of nature that happens to our universe once in a blue moon; and her character is only a sign of divine miscalculation in the course of creation (of which God owes us unreserved apology). But I had a second thought after I conducted my little informal sociological research on the woman in question and her tribe of origin. I discovered to my surprise that her character is consistent with virtually every other girl/woman from that particular tribe. I recieved in my survey innumerable sorrowful accounts from nigerians who had to put up with their excessive attitudes. One nigerian guy seriously counseled me to marry an alien from space than to marry any lady from that tribe.

My question at this point is: "Which tribe do you think is the most difficult to dwell with in nigeria?"
I will entertain answers from anybody except Mr Righteousness. That is because I don't want to be told how the woman is an incarnation of anti-christ or any of those endtime dog sh*t.

Channah1:
Lalasticlala this is specially for you, wherever you are.

I doubt if Mr Lala will be interested since there is no snake meat in there. Lol

gloryhomemaker:
IntelChief, the Banga soup you requested for is ready, hope i didn't take so long

Have a blessed day ahead everyone.

Wow, this looks delicious.
You really tried. You made it just like my mom use to.

Am subscribing to your YouTube channel and following you here on nairaland.