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I give it to Americans. The houses will be rebuilt soon...then to be burned down again a few years from now. I bet you the insurance companies are cooking up all excuses (including "act of God") to avoid paying for compensation to the victims.

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The Nigerian military chose to be reactionary instead of proactive. The best defense is offense. But they wait to be attacked first and then respond. Cat and mouse? They are mor0ns. It seems that NA is wishing Boko Haram away instead of fighting to annihilate them.

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The Nigerian military chose to be reactionary instead of proactive. The best defense is offense. But they wait to be attacked first and then respond. Cat and mouse? They are mor0ns.

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Automotive1:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbb-zJR1uj4

This intelligent Hangzhou's Radium Leopard 360 washing machine can automatically complete the cleaning, nursing ,waxing, polishing, coating ,rinsing and air drying of vehicles without a human operator.

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/981/bk0KFU.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img922/7350/M6IJ2K.jpg

The made in China self-washing and cleaning car wash has been exported to over 67 countries and regions of the world. But i doubt if they are available in Nigeria.

Have you ever seen or used this type of self washing and cleaning machine in Nigeria ?

https://autojosh.com/is-this-the-most-advanced-car-washing-machine-ever-see-this-self-washing-and-cleaning-machine/

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This has been in existence for years even in your local gas stations. The best part is that it is fast and relatively cheaper than handwash.

However, handwashing beats it.

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No Ganduje, No Diezani.

simple as that!


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ayufun:
Finding the right construction service provider can make the big difference, so also the materials used.

The service of structural engineers can not be under estimated and it's high time we faced the costs demanded rather than loosing it all in the long run.

Sources

Techpally.com/how-to-get-good-construction-services/

Techpally.com/choosing-construction-services/

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Engineering this, Engineering that.

Look up the mix ratio of concrete: M10, M15, M20 up to M45 and their different uses. How many builders adhere to this? Textbook noise in Nigeria doesn't mean anything to me. Some building owners would like to bypass some processes to save money and the Engineer will be there moping around to avoid losing the contract.
The issue is more complicated than the quackery of many "builders" in Nigeria.
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Carlyscales:
How much were they paid

Good luck to them!

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Nobody is paid.

You just need to spread a rumour that they will be paid

Before they realize it, you get the photo opps to show to the lords in Abuja as a proof that you are a grassroot politician.

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Monimatic:

Including Ngeneukwenu, Darell, Madridguy and all other members of Buhari media crew

They have all trade their future for amala ewedu

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These ones are still collecting N30k/month or less


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D'Banj should go into music production if he has the knack for it.

His days as an artist are long gone. This bland and generic songs make mockery of his talent.

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troublemakea:
Hello good people in the house not to waste much time we have a good neighbor who parked out recently and was thinking our new neighbors would be better only for some low lives young boys of about 6 parking in (I dont need a prophet to tell me they are all Yahoo guys and ever since then it's been hell for me as it's just a two house joint bungalow)

they play musics on the highest volume from morning till night doing nothing meaningful, smoking high and just shouting like loosed animals have tried reaching out to my Landlord he came warned them and i've also tried voicing out to them but no changes hv seem to be in effect. mehn i'm really tired of all their shits have I ve taken to the net to search fr EFCC distress number in my state

I just need advice from people in the house cause i might on the other way round be shooting my self in the leg if I report those jobless rif rafts to EFCC having a fear EFCC might tip me out or just pack me among them

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And you call yourself troublemaker?

Rob them!

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I hope you are not expecting Oshiomhole to go and manage the parks/fountain.

Lack of maintenance and loyalty to a person (instead of the system) is to be blamed. The rot you see is the new governor's pay day. Another N200m to get it remodelled?

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wisestman:
Please someone should notify ambode that the epe road that was abandoned cant be left like that. I travelled to Benin and back, that spot where the coal tar ended by the motel is not good for sedans and low cars at all, especially after rainfall.

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Who is "someone"?

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These are palliative measures.

No gutters. No water channels. The works are only one rainy season away from square one or worse. But then and again, it is better than nothing.

Ambode is using these contracts to siphon the last money out of the state treasury.

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As it is in Imo, there is no hope for Uzodinma (no pun intended). There is no consideration for Nwosu.

Rochas will definitely play "My way or no way". Imo people are fed up with Rochas. But Rochas ain't going to let Uzodinma win.

The sad thing is that neither PDP nor APGA is capitalizing on this rancor in APC. Ihedioha is already asleep on the wheel-- the closest to being lifeless. Ararume is still figuring out if APGA meant business. One may be forced to believe that the gubernatorial election Imo is only between APC1 and APC2.
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doctokwus:
Meanwhile some persons here are telling me not all unconscious patients should be on oxygen.
Sleep is now synonymous with unconsciousness in Nigeria.

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You don't have to reply to everyone.

Some are on nairaland only as an avenue to take out their life frustration on others.



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doctokwus:
Unconscious lady,not on oxygen in a hospital,government General hospital I presume?
Wao,God indeed is her strength.

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Cerebral anoxia?

Any more reason(s) to give up on Nigeria?

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If FG is feeding El Zakkasy with N115k per day in jail, even El Zakky himself will deny himself bail.

Who wan suffer?

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TarOrfeek:
Are they Recruiting?


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ngadaAwo:
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what's this one saying?

in the good old days

a king does not leave his kingdom to embark on this kind of journey

shows you how monarch is useless in Nigeria and why it must be abolished

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No big deal.

Get a logic. Stand it upside down. Then you are in Nigeria.

The other time, Oba Adeyemi III was hanging around the palace gate in London taking pictures.

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Who owns Cubana?

I thought that it was established that the High Priest is the club promoter.

Who is Obinna Iyiegbu?
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I won't expect to see Kalu in Nigeria until after the election.

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FGN will agree to pay NLC's minimum wage demands.
NLC will then call off the strike.

But three months from today, they will still not implement the increment because APC has trailer load of excuses on just about any issue of national importance.

Then everything goes back to square one. It is like a revolving door.

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manz:
Hi Nairalanders, permit me to share these 5 simple PHONE LANGUAGE we misuse daily, could be of help to someone.

(1) Do not say: "I saw your missed call".
...Say: "I missed your call".

(2) Do not say: "Your voice is cracking".
...Say: 'The line is breaking".

(3) Do not say: "Flash me".
...Say: "Give me a drop-call, beep me, or give me a beep".

(4) Do not say: "I am hearing you".
...Say: "I can hear you".

(5) Do not say: "Come again".
...Say: "I can't hear you".

Note: Etymologically, the word 'telephone' comes from Latin and Greek.
'Tele' in Latin means 'distance' and 'phone' in Greek means 'sound'. So, the compound word becomes
'distance sound' -TELEPHONE.
°Now you know better.

(I'm not the author sha, but you can still thank me.)

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You get time.


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AGNESikpuNNU:
Is this belzebub still churching? Na only pipo wen im juju hol go still dey church for there

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Don't underestimate the idiocy of "Touch Not My Annointed" crew.

They are the gifts that keep giving.

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Oyibo that brought Christianity to us do not waste the amount of manpower we waste on religion. I blame idleness and high unemployment rate.

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No Vic O?

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Edithfavourite:
He is alleged to have killed four persons identified as Orufe, Ogbuno, Obarammuo and Kwabaiko. He was said to have attacked and killed policemen in Oru East in the past.”



https://zenithnaija.com/f-sars-arrests-most-wanted-imo-kidnappers-recovers-pistol-and-vehicle-2/

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The names of the victims though.

Obarammuo: Blood of a ghost.
Kwabaiko: Continue fornication.

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One day, you were lovey dovey.

The next day, you are fighting and washing your dirty linens in public. They'd say they "were" in love as if real love has a toggle switch.

Love is real...but has been overly abused.

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