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/ No major Nigerian business survives after the founder passes away. The offsprings might have graduated from the best schools around the world by privilege but do not possess the requisite drive to keep such corporations afloat. Wait until the Otedolas and Adenugas take over their fathers' businesses, they will be struck off Forbes' list overnight. / |
/ Bad command of English after 16years (6-6-4) is a pointer that the student is not very smart. However, a good command of English is not a measure of intelligence. There are people who talk the talk and people who walk the walk. Both groups are equally intelligent in their own ways. / |
/ The more reason nobody takes anyone in Nigeria seriously. Even in the face of oppression and injustice, the people stand for nothing. / |
/ Poor driver! Wasted for something he knows nothing about. / |
Giovanni2332:/ If you know anything about security, next time you see those armed guards moving with "oga", you will know that what you see are sitting ducks. 5 personnel crammed inside a Hilux van cannot return fire if attacked. They are there for "gragra" for ordinary road users. / |
/ Actually, it is good to know that everyone is in this sh1t together. No amount of personal guards can guarantee security when sh1t hits the fan. Badeh has just learned the hard way. Will others listen? / |
Giovanni2332:/ It is usually planned by someone who goes with 12 or more guards too. They know themselves. / |
/ Hard to believe that all the earthly wealth amassed illegally couldn't save him. The ones they cannot trace will be a free gift for the foreign banks. Bullets do not respect rank. / |
/ Expand the role of SARS to include fight against Yahoo. They are the only ones heartless enough to quench the machinations of Yahoo guys. / |
/ Rule 1: No woman (except a wife, mother or relations) deserves to be given money by any man. Any values such strangers bring to the table are expendable. Only give out of the abundance of your heart. Love is not a commodity to be traded for cash. You are only one in many men in her life she can extort. Men who understand live happily ever after while the naysayers always have to grapple with heartbreak. / |
/ Does a man who is rich but very stingy count? Or just being rich is enough? Social media is awesome. / |
/ How a rule that was succinctly given to the Jews in relation to God and their tribes became a rule of extortion in far away Nigeria beats me. Who are the Levites? If you like sell your houses and give to the Adeboye and Oyedepo of this world, it does not guarantee salvation. Kneel down and talk to your God if need be. There is nothing special about those charlatans. They eat, poop and wear their trousers one leg at a time like all humans. They will be food for termites as well. / |
habsydiamond:/ The real Celestial Church of Christ does not subscribe to coloured candles. White candles are only allowed. / |
/ When killed in battle, you call them gallant soldiers. It took a foreign media to bring this massacre to light. They have this much ammunition in Abuja but none in Borno. Let everyone keep enjoying the change. It appears the herdsmen are in hibernation for now until after the election. / |
/ Which country is not hostile to gays? / |
Toks2008:/ It will be nice to post this magical formula that works on all relationships. I thought they said that people are different. What do I know? / |
/ The relunctance of the slaves was a very big factor on why slavery lasted too long. / |
JeromeBlack:/ Why dem go put sand sand for dem garri? If you open a business, will you stand at the entrance and pursue customers away? / |
Bbdealer:/ He is willing to pay but not ready to move. Got that? Dimwit! / |
/ It must be serious to have undergone exploratory lap. Everyone has a hidden challenge. / |
LuciferGospel:/ Only morons refuse to see churches for the social organizations that they are. They believe that it is a place they can buy salvation. But the pastors know better which is why they are securing their heaven here on Earth. Let the dreamers keep hoping for a beautiful place above the cloud. / |
/ Get a "charge and bail" lawyer and sue the landlord. Adjournments and strike should buy you another one year. The judge may even collapse on the trial day and the postponement becomes indefinite. / |
/ Hopefully, she had learned her lessons. There are many men who will take you to exotic places for fun. But when it comes down to physical cash to better your life, they will make only promises. Baller online but broke in real life is enough to send anyone into depression. That's why psychologically, slay Queens are endangered species. They are all professional beggars. The one en vogue is begging for airline tickets. / |
/ Why would someone stand in the middle of a stream and be thirsty? It sounds crazy. Right? How then do you expect a "self-annointed" man of God to be in Nigeria and not milk the poor? It sounds equally crazy. No government can get rid of pastors (local scammers: promise heaven with a fictitious picture and doctrines to extract money from victims) or yahoo guys (international scammers: promise love with fictitious pictures online to extract money from victims). The modus operandi are the same: Fake promises for monetary gains. Scamming is a lucrative industry that supports the economy of Nigeria in one way or the other. / |
/ Blacks always have issues with time management and discipline. Such stringent rules are necessary. He is being paid to play. He is just an employee unlike what the leeches and hangers-on around him would have him believe. Where is his father? / |
/ The debate moderator is a mediocre just like anything Nigeria. In serious nations, they research the candidates, their speeches, etc and use such to ask them questions during debates. The many lies of Buhari's people would have been exposed. Heck! They could even had asked Obi about his one watch and houses brouhaha. The central theme ought to be: To know why the VP feels like they deserve another term while the onus is on others to prove otherwise. Instead what they gave sounded like a secondary school debate. I hope the Presidential debate will be organized better and centered on key issues: Corruption, electricity, employment, education, agriculture, technology, failed promises, certificates, etc. Asking debaters same old boring questions to afford them the opportunity to throw out fictitious numbers is a collosal waste of everyone's time. To those asking for Presidential debate. Why? Would anyone understand what Buhari will be mumbling? It has better come with closed captioning done by an educated Fulani who can translate for mortals like us. / |
/ Key point: Linda was having sex without protection. What else can I say? / |
/ It is what it is. A lot of Nigerians do not even know what to expect from such a VP debate. Remember those losers in your schools or communities? Yep. They have phones too and are free to tweet or post their moronic thoughts online from the comfort of their homes. The internet is a leveler. / |
CilicMarin:/ So the fellows at The Cable do not understand the difference between African vs Intra-African trade? CBN is not a good source for data. Nigerian institutions can cook data out of their rear ends. Ask NNPC how much crude oil is extracted daily in Nigeria. There is no tax threshold on SMEs. Nigerians should be smart enough to know that there are good deeds on papers that government fails to implement. Eg. Bail is free, no police check points on the expressway, etc. Multiple taxations on Federal, state and local government levels are still enforced. Yes. Try moving a container out of Apapa. They have started offloading inside to cut costs because that stretch of Federal road is very bad. N450k to move a container from Wharf to a distance of less than 3 miles? That's more than the cost/mile to move a container from Europe to Lagos. Of course the road was bad when PDP was there. But why run on CHANGE in status quo when your only solution is blame and excuses? PMB was voted in to correct the rot called PDP as led by GEJ. The question is: If PMB's government is doing all that Osibanjo claimed, how come their is no visible improvement in the economy? It is either the solutions they implement are ineffective/inefficient or he has learned well from Lai Mohammed. I will go with both. NB: I really wish that PMB wins the second term. Nigerians love to learn the hard way and I enjoy watching them learn. Am I a saddist? / |
/ Isn't Nigeria the world capital for "uniforms"? Everyone and her mother belong to one association/organization or the other ...and they have uniforms. / |
Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by InvertedHammer: 8:00pm On May 20 |
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