₦airaland Forum

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They just write anything give this make e read, he go just read am even if reality dey point to the contrary.

Am I the only one surprised that Buhari still has the effrontery to be making more promises?

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When next you buy blocks, pick a sample and drop it from a height of about 4ft. There and then you will see what the problem is: Using a bag of cement to mold 50 blocks.

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Peter Obi's arguments will be based on economy while Osibanjo's points will be based on the Bible (that is, emotional appeal).

But between Atiku and PMB, just turn off your TV because there is no way in hell anyone can understand whatever Buhari thinks he will be saying.

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eyeview:
I know a very popular hotel in vi. Most clients have stopped patronizing the hotel because high class prostitutes will come in and buy a drink or two and then spend the rest of the day luring men and harrassing men. Its so bad that sometimes these girls will raise money to book a room and once in, they will be offering themselves to any man they see at the corridor, bar, elevator, pool side etc. Sadly, the men find it embarrassing.
So most hotels try to curtail this by at least ensuring that the women there on a date with a man won't be such.

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Try Transcorp Hilton or Sheraton in Abuja. It is the same nonsense. Ladies offering free drinks just to start a chat that may lead to God-knows-what....very embarrassing.

This girl is a frequent flyer and the hotels know them.
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Carlyscales:
Why this Umahi like big big clothes naaa

Even when he wear suit sef!

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That is a bullion van clothe.

Ask Ganduje.

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Nobody should lose sleep.

We already know: Igbo people are their worst enemies.

For as long as you live, there will never be an Igbo President. If Buhari or Saraki is an Igbo man, he would long have gone... betrayed by his brethren.

The defeatist and slave mentality is very difficult to exorcise.

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Most people that threatened thunder and fire during GEJ's era are now canoodling with Buhari. Folks are only loyal up to their last meal. Anyone taking "Sai Babaians" serious is on self-deception. If Buhari loses the election, they will switch loyalty faster than you can say election.

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RealityShot:
This one should continue his Senate joblessness and forget governor..

After all, who him done help since?

Well.. Better for the state, another party will grab that seat!

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Rochas is gunning for his seat in the Senate.

Rochas' in-law is blocking his hope in the Government House.

Their case has all the making of Supreme Court as the last bus stop.

Ararume in APGA should be avoided at all cost. Hope or Nwosu in APC must be avoided. Ihedioha of PDP is just as bad or even worse. Whoever wins among these contestants will send Imo back another decade.

Imo State is screwed.
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olisaokere:
Senator Hope Uzodinma, has been presented with INEC forms as the Imo APC Governorship Candidate in the 2019 election.

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There is something funny and fishy about this picture.

Did he go by himself to collect the form?

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What kind of magical thought and research went into the Nike, Mercedes, Coca-Cola, etc logos? They were designed when they had no sophisticated design softwares. Heck an automobile company used just the initial BMW. For a logo design for a piano company, every designer wants to include a picture of piano. Therein is the problem. A designer could get $1m for a logo design but don't forget that somewhere out there someone paid $20m for a painting that could pass for an incoherent scribble.

The thing about logos is that a logo becomes what you call it. If a brand is profitable, there will be no such thing as bad logo design for the brand. Apple could have a rabbit for a logo and still be profitable. Does logo really matter?
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Did the cultists call back to report that it was a mistaken identity?


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GoTV:
Instead of the igbos to vote for Buhari and get automatic presidency in 2023, they are rooting for Atiku because of Vice president and a fake promise of restructuring forgetting that Atiku is also a Fulani man that will always favor the Northern Oligarchs. How they trust the same Atiku to restructure a country the North so much benefit from with less contributions is beyond sane minds. Atiku has been chasing power for years and the igbos think he will weaken his presidency with restructuring and render himself powerless at the center with restructuring Right now they are more Nigerian than other patriotic Nigerians all because of VP and restructuring. Just like they did in 2015, when Atiku looses, another miscreant will return from London and start screaming biafra or Death, Nigeria is a zoo and so on. I really pity those people and their kindergarten politics . They miscalculate in every election and blame Yoruba's for their misfortunes

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Maybe if APC had presented someone else...

Buhari doesn't have the intellectual capacity to lead any nation as has been shown.

A bird at hand is worth more than millions in the bush. It is a higher level of gullibility to believe that in 2023, Nigerians will pick an Igbo man and hand the Presidency over to him. Enough of the promises. They haven't build the 2nd River Niger bridge yet and you want to believe in the Presidency.

Some people sef!

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This is once in a lifetime team.

But knowing Nigerians, some prefer an uneducated almajiri to rule them (biting the nose to spite the face) than live in a progressive nation.

Like I always say, Buhari may be a good man (or a pretentious mediocre) but he doesn't belong to the 21st Century. Other nations have moved on while Nigeria is still battling with outdated ideological approach to leadership.

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Shelloween:
They go from Daddy to Dad....
Then.... Pops.
Then... Pops man.
Then... Oko man.
Then... That man.
Some Fathers think you owe them for bringing you into this world. They maltreat you
They abuse you
They insult you
They hit you
They say bad about you
Why?..... All because you want to be yourself.
You want to live your life,
make your own choices,
chose your own path,
Find your own destiny..
They hate you for trying to be like you and not like them.
They do this forgetting one thing..... We never forget.
One day, you wske up looking at your dad with so much hatred that it suffocates you.
Bro, my dad was my first hater.....but my mom's love kept me going

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This is the thanks Nigerian fathers get for beating homosexuality out of their sons.

Your hatred means nothing.

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Political prostitution aka AGIP (Any Government In Power).

He is covering the basics--dottings the 'i's and crossing the 'T's.

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The most amazing thing is how Nigerian christians fail to understand that the likes of Oyedepo are in this game of life for themselves.

If you want anything from God, go on your knees and pray.

But if you have extra expendable income that you don't need, the scammers would gladly take it in exchange for stickers, emblems and
anointing oil.

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HARDDON:
Nah hammer, there is no misery in the right marriage mehn.

Rather, it has mystical mind melting moments. And the force of an unbroken biblical vow that moves heaven, quakes hell and caress the twain in the bliss and bloom of a blessed bond.

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I appreciate the term "right" as used in your comment per marriage.

Right marriage is the elusive chameleon.

Divorce happens when right turns to wrong and fantasy becomes nightmare.

Everyone wants a blissful marriage even the ones that hacked their spouses to death. What changed?



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Every Nigerian or some classes of Nigerians (aka P.E.P or Politicians)?

PMB and handlers are confused.

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If Nigerians want to re-elect Buhari, they should go for it.
They are all living the mistakes they made. Fool me once, shame on you; fool twice, shame on me.

Buhari is enjoying his retirement in Aso Rock gallivanting all over the place while all these losers are
hinging their lives on someone running without plans, agenda nor direction. The only minor achievements under PMB
was done by VP Osibanjo which coincidentally happened when he was out of the country. Go figure!

It is ironic that the same folks supporting Buhari would go to church and be praying against "destiny-killers"
Buhari has killed their destiny for three years and wants to continue. Why? At 75 (more like 80+), he has lived the better part of
his life and has nothing else to lose. Who would entrust their future in the hands of such a nonchalant loser?

Why are Nigerians very good at electing the least appealing of all humans to "rule" them?

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HARDDON:
It feels like a set up sometimes you begin to wonder if there is something they ain't telling...

Do they need the wify more than you?

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How dare you be single, independent and happy?

They want to reel you into their misery.

That's why.

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What happened to all the 15 billionaires they claimed were supporting her? Did they run out of money?

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Some things are better not said.

Without laying claims to clairvoyance...(let me stop here).

But sometimes letting a child touch the fire is the best way to teach him how hot it gets.

Two different motives are at work. Yours seems to be love or possibly, infatuation. What is hers? You can only find out after marriage.
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A prophet has no honour in his town(John 4:44).

One can only imagine what a collaboration between DJ Cuppy and Vic O will be like.



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Contumely:
nl1960
invertedhammer
ilegend
airforce1
donstan88

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I thought they have tokens to authenticate transactions.

The last place to get facts is in any Nigerian market. Their testimonies are as good as what you hear on Crusade arenas. It is all for the entertainment when there are no customers.
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The best thing about Nigeria is that at least once in their lifetime, the oppressors become victims.

An ex-IGP is wailing? He must feel very powerless now.

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Ronaldo fell for the oldest trick in the book. It was a ploy used to nail many wealthy folks. It worked 100% of the time. Get a wealthy or famous mo.ron. Entice him with sex. Initiate sexual activities. And when he is fully committed in the act, say "STOP" many times. All sexual acts from the first time she said "STOP" till the end constitute rape.

It is the price men pay for fame. Western women are looking for easy payouts. And this European mugu just got trapped. Her attorneys will twist and turn facts to extract more money from the Playboy. They will have a field day with his money.

I won't be surprised when more women come out of the woodwork and say they are victims too. Ronaldo's money must go around. LOL.

NB: If you are ever wealthy in the West, marry and remain faithful to your wife. Or invest in lotion and go for self-help

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For the most basic things most people use their phones, an Android phone will perform exceptionally well. iPhone is predominantly for massaging egos especially among trend followers. It is disproportionately overpriced.

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yjgm:
He promised to retire Hope Uzodinma. It seems he has done that. Unless if the courts intercede on his behalf. Okorocha my man. Take it or live it, this guy has fought so many battles and has come out victorious. I dove my hat for you. Twale

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Of course, when Uzodinma decamped to APC, his case became hopeless. Sadly, there is no refund after payment in Nigerian politics. Whatever money Uzodinma expended in the primary is gone forever.

Ararume decamped to APC with Hope, saw the handwriting on the wall and jumped to APGA. But Ohakim has been romancing APGA since which means that with the duo of Ararume and Ohakim there before Uzodinma, he stands no chance.
The only hope (no pun intended) Uzodinma had was in PDP. But he blew it. Out of the Senate, I give him four years before going bankrupt.
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Mrs Adeboye is just learning to be a p.i.m.p.

With all the shenanigans involving pastors and women (married and single) in Nigeria, who in her right mind would approach a pastor for such counseling knowing that the pastor will definitely gun for the forbidden fruit.

If Mrs Adeboye wants to provide free sex objects for her pastors, she should know where to look instead of coercing her husband's gullible followers. It is bad enough that they scam people of their hard-earned money. But to include free sex in that menu is preposterous and disingenuous.

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shege45:
Let me tell you guys a brief story.
When i was in secondary school, i was the best student in my class. I was so good that I represented my school in any competition held.

Going to university, i still had that flare. I was still very serious. I read like a mad person , but due to some factors , my gp was really bad in yr 2 and 3. Regardless of the fact that I studied hard. Other years were good but it was unfortunate i came out with a 2.2 degree. If a degrees were to be given according to your level of seriousness, I would have made a first class.

However, i came out of school thinking that atleast its not like 2.2 is a bad result, It’s average. I tried looking for a job, but everywhere says minimum 2.1. I had to settle for a teaching job which i still do now. I have given up on looking for job because everyone says the same thing. 2.2 has made me believe i am no longer intelligent. People in my family, my friends , my colleagues at work all believe that i am intelligent. But my degree tells me otherwise.

Now here is what saddens me. A friend of mine whom i knew i was better than academically back in school posted a picture of a car given to him by his employer. He came out with a 2.1 (p:s he got that job without knowing anyone in the company,he saw it online and applied).Everyone in the department knew how he always passed his exams. Although i am genuinely happy for him, but I am sad for myself. Do employers think that we 2.2 graduates are totally worthless? Coming out with 2.1 is a nice achievement and many people who got it worked really hard for it but many factors can make a bright student come out with 2.2. I have been teaching for three years now and I sometimes ask myself, would I continue like this? I don’t want to be like some of my colleagues who are way older than i am and still teaching. I am 25.

An advice to people in universities. Do any thing you can to come out with a 2.1. Don’t let that no job thing fool you. Read , cheat or buy 2.1, but do whatever it takes to come out with it. Get it first then listen to the no job story because your story can actually change with it. As for 2.2, there is actually no job unless you have somebody somewhere.

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The day you stop looking for a job will be the start of your psychological and existential freedom.

The mindset of a corporate slave has blocked you from tapping into your inner self-worth. Someone with one head owns the companies you are striving to get into. Look around you...there are many ways to start legitimately if you only you can free your mind. A journey of a thousand miles starts with one footstep.

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Buhari would have been a good President in 1983.

The problem is that he doesn't possess the intellectual capacity to lead a progressive nation in this 21st century.

Is Atiku corrupt? Name one politician who is not corrupt in Nigeria. We are only trying to pick the most accommodating, corrupt politician among all because corruption is a Nigerian culture. It cannot be wished away.
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