₦airaland Forum

JuanJO:
Okowa neva even pay him people finish. Na to be vice president dey hungry am. A whole oil producing state dey owe. I know some people will not like this post but this is a strong warning.

We must be obident

why do you folks decide to remain in stupidity and idiocy?

You know as much as I do that Obi can't win either a free or rigged election!

pocohantas:
The girl sef get am for body. Truly when you have money to buy the things you like, even if it is akara and bread, you would have more peace as a woman. Also when you give men without flinching, they try to reciprocate. It is not something they get often, so they go the extra mile for women who give them.

Baby, please come back to our ashawo thread. We are missing you!

Road clear for the thread for now!

It's good to marry early. See as his daughter come resemble the younger sis.

poweredcom:
Are you mad or Something?

Get away, you no be ashawo man?

Mecka:
what's the meaning of nut?

to release!

For me, Nigeria should be included in the list of Native English-speaking countries.

smartr:
You have an apartment, you make decent money. Wtf is your problem? Are you that ugly?? Scars on your face? Burns?? Probably take weed and go to Badoo and start chatting random girls up. Put nice pics, etc. Eventually you'll get a girl. With funds and an apartment, how hard can it be to land a girl? You're sexually starved OP, personally prostitutes don't even satisfy me like normal girls. I hate condoms too. You need a normal girl that you can bang all day. For now, forget about getting Miss world, just find a normal girl you can lay on a regular. Please please please, check your self before you infect someone.

bro, I was thinking the same thing oo. The young man claims he makes money, then I wonder what his problem is in getting a girl?


Leme tell you OP, na girls dey give guys green light now, the economy is bad, so they're looking for where to pitch their tent.

For me, there is nothing hard in approaching a girl... Just say hi, tell her she is pretty, tell her you would like to meet her again, collect number, then you start work.

If you notice, if you dey waka for street, strange girls you haven't seen before go pass you come greet you...no be sign be that?

Is it the 500naira per nut prostitute that you patronize just like my friend poweredcom does, or the 70k per nut prostitute that StillmaticOG patronize?

If you are doing the latter, then get ready to relocate to your villa anytime soon, but if you're doing it poweredcom style( the 500naira ashawo) then send me a DM, I have a cure to your problem.

If you refer a woman from Blangadesh as white woman, what would you now call a woman from the United States, Canada or United Kingdom?

Skills... If I knew there is much money to be made on Upwork, I would have left book and learned stuff like web development, web design, video editing, and photo editing.

Those guys are making it on upwork. I once came across the profile of one 9ja guy who made 22,000 United States dollar working for a client for just 5months.

It's not late, I'm currently learning video and photo editing to add them to the skill I'm currently using to earn on Upwork. After that, I'm moving to web development.

honestly, it gladens the heart earning from home. You go dey make people "the more you look, the less you see". You'll also be living a quality life!

This is the highest level of stupidity and unforgivable idiocy!

Please who can tell me the name of the music playing at the end of the video?

alizma:
After 5years in school, you ruin your future for pot of porridge. Not even the entire pot of porridge but small portion of it.
This is why I like those days when friends will at certain age, force you to learn how to "toast" because I still wonder how a mature guy who can comfortably ask a mature girl out descend low to rape.

my brother, it's not even about how to toast. A simple Hi, you look pretty, my name is...whats your name, can I have your number, and you don get babe be that.

What I discovered is that such guys that do this don't want to have a girlfriend, so they won't spend. They just want little girls to deceive!

Olosho dey there na, I wonder why this guy just has to jonse like this!

Stupid corp member. How can a 12-year-old girl attract you?

If I should meet the fool face to face, the first place I will kick him is his pen*s.

Me wey teach Ss2 students with their big boobs and buttock, I no even touch anyone of them, even though they came with every form of tactics to get themselves into my bed, but I said NO!

This is why I advise people, both man and woman to try and get a skill or side hustle before going into marriage.

Those people pushing you into marriage won't be there for you when issues like this come up.

OP, eh don set na, na man you be, try and sum it up!

In all, God will help us all.

Nonexisting:
Oh yes. The one cloth that can successfully replace all your okirika clothes and still remain change for you to buy many plates of amala and ewedu.

oh no, no, no... This is Brutal!

CyynthiaKiss right now

Hotzone:
Someone should pass this judgment fast so that this murderer be hanged and thrown inside hell

chai, your life must be so miserable, pathetic, and unfortunate for you to wish death to a man who doesn't even know if you exist...

Grace001:
Kanu and igboho are learning the hard way. I hope they will get sense if they final gain their freedom. I DO NOT PITY THEM

I hope future self proclaim freedom fighter is seeing this! Nigeria masses are so divided through different lines, it’s not a country you can fight for the masses.

Leave Nigeria masses alone with their hardship, suffering and smiling way of life. They only complain once in a while but they are not ready to be liberated. They are still in love with their oppressors and the oppressors know this.

Oppressors will do everything it takes to maintain the status quo,

I don talk my own na mumu-man dey form freedom fighter or votron for Nigeria masses that don’t worth it, leave them and their suffer head.

this is just the truth. You are a wise man.

Such wisdom normally comes from someone that sucked his/her mama's breast for up to 3years non-stop.

[quote author= post=109464852]Cownu the animal will pay for his crimes against humanity,
Crimes of killing innocent igbos and killing our policemen of igbo origin , roasting their corpses to cook egusi soup.

Evil end await him and the all brainwashed cannibals supporting him


Gbamsolutely!
Correct man.
You are mouthed.

Chop kiss

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God bless you Great man.
God gat you and all of us @[b].



No lies in all what you wrote.
GBAM!
That is what sane, honest and sensible Nigerians are just waiting for.

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To the enemies of the country,
AKA : Children of hate, Frustrations and perdition,
(Make uns Quote dem MANNA to answer ya names)
The anointing wey all of us @[/color] carry,
No be una Papa mate!
No Cap!

MAY BUHARI SUCCEED.
GOD BLESS [color=#006600]NIGERIA






Cownu, the bastard and mental animal,
See his lawyer is shocked and flabbergasted [/quote]mehn, MNK must be tormenting you so hard. See epistle on top one man.

adekolaelect:
These poeple still continue the same thing that always fail them!!!! If you like vote if you like don't vote at least Dot Region has nothing to make Nigeria or mere it. In obasanjos voice " Oil belong to Nigeria not a Tribe"

so you still carried your stupidity to 2022?

All we need is Biafra, this useless and hopeless country is finished!

You have nothing to worry about. Carbon is not like other loan apps, just send them an email explaining your present condition to them, they will understand.

If na sokoloan, lcredit or the rest of them, I would have advised you to pay off because those ones don't give second chance.

Just to blame an innocent and God sent man like MNK and his IPOB. Thank God we still have people like Umeh Kalu, who will speak the truth daming the consequences.

Biafra restoration is non-negotiable!

FlipModeSquade:
The old man is the TEACHER..

oh I see. I still wonder how a student can beat him to death. Nah juju the student use?

See old man way still dey Secondary school with his full beards.

This one na Hooligan, During my NYSC days, them no born you well. I dey flog those big guys and girls, if you react, I go drop cane, go physical with you, after that I go still drag you go principal office.

poweredcom:
Wahala de do naija seems all girls now na wetin lol Wayne de call dem

Says the grand patron of Ashawo, the number one ashawo man in Lagos. This man sabi all the ashawo joints in Lagos.

Nairalanders, I present to your Poweredcom, one of the founding father of ashawo thread in naira land, he has been in the game for a long time now.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Am a big fan of you,I want to learn more about copy writing if you can advice me on he best way to learn and start earning online,I am against internet scam too.

thats nice to know. I'll send you a link to our thread.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Hello bro,I sent you a pm, there is something I wanted to enquire from you or you can whatasapp me 08068979969

Boss, I've checked my pm, I didn't see your message. Hope is not something serious?...

We can talk on a dead thread.

OP, you're about to make a big mistake if you quit your job first before you starting earning from freelancing... See you see hunger oo.

To anyone who cares to listen, freelancing is a battlefield. You're competing with millions of freelancers around the globe. It takes patience to survive in it. When I started my freelancing journey, it took me 3months to get a job on Fiverr and less than that to get the same on Upwork, but now, I know how much I make from Upwork.

I decided to pitch my tent with Upwork after one silly Australian man gave me a poor rating on Fiveer which affected my gig somehow. Instead of the guy asking for a review if he wasn't satisfied, he dropped a poor rating.

But since then, God don dey butter my bread via Upwork.

You will almost become frustrated if after a month you don't get a gig, but the trick is to be patient and continue applying for jobs.

Patience is the key if you want to succeed in freelancing.

Useless, hopeless, and foolish youths... Jobless idiots who were given small change to display such high level of unforgivable idiocy!

No worry, the 2k dem pay una go soon finish, una eyes go clear!

If you say pepper does nothing to the eyes, just put small of it and see...