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Please I am not a cartoonist or illustrator but someone should please help us with a very befitting cartoon of the corruption time machine called President Buhari at the head of the line with babachir the grasscutter aka who is the presidency, ganduje the saint to deliver 5million votes in Kano aka gandollar and hope uzodinma the thieving contractor aka best thing to happen to imo state...the corruption list continues

Please I am not a cartoonist or illustrator but someone should please help us with a very befitting cartoon of the corruption time machine called President Buhari at the head of the line with babachir the grasscutter aka who is the presidency, ganduje the saint to deliver 5million votes in Kano aka gandollar and hope uzodinma the thieving contractor aka best thing to happen to imo state...the corruption list continues

Please I am not a cartoonist or illustrator but someone should please help us with a very befitting cartoon of the corruption time machine called President Buhari at the head of the line with babachir the grasscutter aka who is the presidency, ganduje the saint to deliver 5million votes in Kano aka gandollar and hope uzodinma the thieving contractor aka best thing to happen to imo state...the corruption list continues

Lets stop being Amnesiac about Buhari...a very corrupt man and fellow who cooruption follows wherever he goes. If he comes a hundred times, incompetence will still be the watch word...History dosnt lie....miniser of petroleum...2.8 billion naira missing in 1976(at exchange rate of 1 dollar to 0.6 naira this amounts to about 500 Billion dollars today)..No wonder he didnt have to steal again, schooling his children in UK and everywhere else with my precious patrimony...Money was traced to british Midland bank. after that wuruwuru entered with coup and clean up, sacking of journalist and all what not...Never has Nigeria been victim to a most vile conman in the name of Buhari

Konji na bastard

Mohjibs na bastard...but wait ohh where all the real women at who can take a real erection smiling to the mountain top

Amnother MI6 agent coming to secre the fortunes of the crown aka royal dutch shell and the other darker trades aka pimping

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I can't duff my hat enough for you, your work and determination. PhD anywhere needs a lot of determination and the lady has got it. Just finished my PhD in automatic control and was a pleasant experience overall. If the lady here needs some automation ideas for her work.

Just came to see the trophy and not pmb

Cultist in NIgeria====> someone with below normal intelligence who is severely lacking in confidence and always seeking for validation from outside him or herself....Insecure and halfwitted, otherwise known as a criminal

A lot happening.... A lot of 100% vagina peepoo with zero brains... Among guys too ,100% nitwitty minds with zero functional brain matter. The trend must reverse and one way will be with the help of some cataclysmic event...

Kai, Kano state is in trouble. In fact they are in and still entering the deepest blackest shithole there is. They replaced someone that wears cap with a stick carrying gworo chewing, weed and solution plus codeine addicted leadership. Common denominator though is that they all understand the language called violence

Some comments about Obj and what he represents puzzles any right thinking person. Talking about demystifying the man is simply balderdash. Any keen observer of the man Obj should know that his actions are not those of a man that is afraid to fail, but that of a man who can't sit idly by without trying. The failure to act is true failure.

@ Bhelamblog who posted, you are truly shameless and without working cells in your brain. you need to go back and get a function a education because you are a functional illiterate. I actually passed by when this vehicle was in flames and funny enough you were the talking point for me and my partner who couldnt understand what and why you were filming and taking pictures with your phone. especially as you couldnt be an insurance agent to have arraived the scene so fast. For a fully grown man like you who should be otherwise responsible, you are one of the best examples of proof yet that age really doesnt connote wisdom. You are a functional illiterate with the upside down logic you have presented. Shame on you...again get real education, it will do you some real good.

If you ask me, this spokesman's incompetence is sweetly legendary and ramping up by d day

For me d name Alfa has always and would always be synonymous with ritualistic practitioner. There seems to be no other meaning to this name

Has anyone here heard of the sapeurs of Congo. Then you will appreciate what this man is doing

If some people get reincarnated seven times seven life times...they still wont scratch the feet of this most icononic of Nigerian women of Igbo extraction if I might rub it in.

Nigerians must wake up... all this ultimatums for eaterners to leave north are nothing but power tussling towards 2019...Its all a show of intimidate and watch them fall inline....the north will not arbitrarily wake up and start singing the current tune...they know what they are doing... its a perfectly written script...the execution though might not go as planned as all things usually go. lets say no to violence, this isnt 1967, no monopoly to violence even though we know every bit of nigerian southern oil bought armory is stored in the north.

Dino has rocked the cradle and will not sleep well himself. recall the you are an ashawo episode with tinubu's wife in the senate...he bit more than he could chew and was foolishly bragadocious about it....watch the hand that moves sahara reporters

Yankee Doodle Special Services ...continuous information accumulation

I hope it was purely based on competence and not that our brother kola has been compromised by Yankee doodle...insertion mode...kite flying

@Omagogo...in a few words, you are ins erious need of a life lesson. I pity those who have to be surbodinate to you in any thing.

Proudly Nigerian, but only in the East could something this progressive take root...kudos to the most forward thinking part n people... Coming from a proper Agbon boy

@hucienda...classic schadenfreude... True true, something's that go around do come around

I kind of feel for our dear amiable vice president cum acting President. He has been doing a yeoman's job in d absence of d dumb dauran. But d problem is the type of turbulence these so called cabal's fit introduce to disturb any form of smooth power transition if d need arises. He doesn't have Niger Delta agitators backing him up like Jonathan, and if anyone thinks some Yoruba group will stick their neck out long enough in defence of their brother or anybody, a very long thing awaits such a person. In any event... He is a pastor so let his hope remain where it should spiritually n physically be

oti o...shio jare...the next day she didnt even remember what happened...haba madam teflon nipples

Naija peeps, we too creative sha...our mind fertile..may it only be used for better things

Our glorification of individuals to the detriment of what they truly represent or have to offer is our undoing and bane...especially that of the black man....That is why instead of sound mind for heroes, we see people championing general abacha, buhari, ibb, and the likes...people of low cerebral worth in terms of positive contribution to humanity. It is why we have a president who is a great fan of abacha and possibly doesnt believe abacha even stole from nigeria(in the face of all the loot still being searched for from abroad)...it is why we have still not placed on the highest pedestals people like Soyinka, achebe, emecheta, chike obi, chimamanda etc....where they should rightly be....over and above the nitwits we call leaders for the most part

Could it also be that they were having an argument or a fight and got distracted or someone angrily pulled on the steering

Buhari blames Jonathan, Tinubu blames Saraki and co, apc blames pdp, some apc(executive) blame national assembly, national assembly blames executive, some national asembly members blame civil servants, civil servants blame who....nigerians blame the change they are getting and its agents....no one takes responsibility