Mendy31:


Can you help in anyway to apprehend him

he's probably reading comments here but its no big deal, his phone number or the account number/ BVN is enough to get him , lolz.

go to MTN office or someone that works there, they will tell you his actual location and other people he has called with that phone number, his device IMEL number and every other sim number he has used on that phone will show, they will listen to his calls and know the closest person to him, that is the person they would arrest and the person will lead you to him either by calling him to come or wish ever way, at least its very easy with technology though the amount involve is small but I will still advice you to try, he may not even be smart , you can as well do open web search on his details, its easy to catch him, but you will spend time , report him to efcc and SARS and contact his network provider, beg one of the staff to help you though it require police note signed by CP or ACP but you may be lucky they help you for free , the web master should be able to help. goodluck

yeah! the other room has being vacant for months now, we are accepting CVs from divorcees, after one and slay mamas!

post your CVs here for screening, you must not have yam leg, good in the other room and must know how to prepare fura di nunu and how to cook tuwo shinkafa!
we accept affidavits!
ability to speak fulfide and hausa languages is an advantage.

the beneficiary is fragile, can not carry heavy women! please take note.
only slim women should apply.

GistNotice:
A military officer and his fiancee wearing hijab stuns in their pre-wedding photoshoot.

Gist from Gistmore
http://gistmore.com/pre-wedding-photos-of-a-military-officer-and-his-fiancee-wearing-hijab

one lazy man claimed to be a malatary man because he has connection, come and fight war now, see race! I'm waiting for the day any military man will tell me trash, hot slaps must resound that day

the dullard have the mind to jail someone like this for political gain!

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Non-conforming Sparrow Who Decided Not To Fly South For The Winter.




Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south. After a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on this little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little sparrow began to sing. Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the chirping investigated the sounds. As Old Tom cleared away the manure,he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.



There are three morals to this story:

(1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
(2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
(3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

corrupt officials everywhere!

Goodluck Jonathan is the symbol of free and fair election in Africa while the dullard is the symbol of militarized election, calamity and poverty! after all I didn't mention anybody , I don't have to because everybody know the affidavit dullard!

why threating social media instead of him to call juniad Mohammed to other, see this lie Muhammed

it's waste of money, just another white elephant project!

lol

my mother hate to hear that you purchased anything second hand, no matter how expensive it is, once you told her its not a new one, she will just look you with one kind eye.

robinso01:
next thing we go hear be say ,president buhari talk say make dem forgive them and allowed dem join Nigeria army

later , they will say someone in the army leaked info to Bokoharam.

my uncle said that man called Juinad of a guy was a comedian in their school days, he used to beat him mercilessly then, such a empty threat! he should visit him in abuja and receive more beating!

damn!

Onyekachi419:

dem don help you write one b4

not at all but who goes from village to village looking for women and girls to rape because they have no source of lively hood? I will agree if they had said the boys confessed they raped the girl after they were reported by her father, i guess what happened was that,' those boys were interrogated in Hausa language because certainly those boys can not write in good English like that , the police help them to translated it in writing into English language, and the translation was fine tuned along the line. haha!

I know how you feel, you are feeling this way because she has not cheated on you before , the only way you can feel better is to make her cheat on you also and nab her red handed!! so , just post her number here and I will let you know the hotel I'm taking her to so you can walk in on us when I'm on top of her in the middle of action.

“We are street boys, we move from one village to another looking for whom to rape.


We have no means of livelihood and that was why we resort to raping women and girls



Haha!!
when Nigerian police assist you to write statement , Hahaha!

meeting for what? see the result of the last meeting on us!

meeting they rather bring here on Nairaland so we can correct them when they goof! why take it behind closed doors ? abi no be buhari again?

I hope she wasn't raped to death by bandits

Racoon:
The core northern elites and masses allowed insecurity to fester on so much because they prefer bad self to rule them than a competent non-self as well as fanatic religious beliefs.Meanwhile,

let me tell you a story Sir, a ruling tribe bought a blood hunt puppy and trained this deadly dog to be more ruthless, this dog attacks non tribes people in the village , drink their blood and eat their flesh while the king see it as fun and did nothing about it, people got killed and most people ran away until there was no one to attack again in the village but the dog has gone haywire , and can no long do without blood and flesh as meal. now the blood thirsty dog is thirsty again with no one to attack but the ruling tribe and the devilish dog must eat and drink.

when you create a devil to your benefits, remember it will definitely run out of targets one day and face you, making you a target, all these bandits and herdsmen were designed to attack in the North Central, the middle belt but today they are now in kastina , sokoto and zamfara, if the north fail to reject these criminals because you need votes during election, they will hence learn to live with them .
if the north fail to educate its people , telling them lies that Christianity or other ethnics groups are why they have no good roads , food to eat , the secret will become open one day, Somalia runs a federalism system of govt with 90% of its citizens speaking Swahili , a full Islamic nation but the country is a war torn zone because of individuals political interest.
even if you achieved your northern or what some people called islamists agenda or Christianity agenda today, will that translated to good road , good power supply, good healthcare delivery and security for the people without good governance? I taya for Nigerian people mentality!

a lecturer in faculty of law in a north central university, handsome and rich but from eastern state usually tell the girls to go and book hotel room in their name and send him a text message inviting him to the hotel room professing love in the text message.

this is not a country, this is a jingle! everything has failed , the country need to be colonized again for sanity to be restored

haven't you linked BVN to sim card already?

onyedikachukwue:
I hope one Dr iheukwumere in microbiology department, Anambra state university is captured in the documentary.

but you just exposed him with this your comment! I suggest you edit that post but I won't edit mine.

etrouble:


Nigerians are used to looting government treasury and sharing it. Buhari has said no more looting. That's Buhari's sin against IPOB, PDP, Ohanaeze, MASSOB, Afenifere and other association of miscreants.

Nigerian Esau spotted, sold their birthright for 30k per month to defend their oppressors

Nigeria issues are just too much, I need a break from Nigerian news for a while, Gosh!!

we are still fighting corruption, don't distract FG with this

executive12:


I suspect it was a political decision to deport him instead of prosecuting and jailing him. It's possible that the bigot Buhari's administration got involved to avoid embarrassment. The man confessed that the over £200,000 he was carrying was supposed to be delivered to someone in the UK. The First Lady Aisha Buhari has been in the UK for the past 3 months. This man is close to Aisha Buhari. He is said to be the middle man between Aisha Buhari and oil company contractors. That money was probably meant to be delivered to Aisha Buhari.
Buhari is a thief, but a clever one deceiving gullible Nigerians.

I'm sure other media house will lift the news soon if its true.

the guy is said to be transporting money made from contract padding award to him to a woman closed to President in London, no wonder that woman has been there and refused to come back, the criminal was caught using edited Malta passport, a nation that belong to European passport holder clique that enable its passport holder to travel 188 countries without visa, the Nigerian looter is not even using Nigeria passport despite starching away Niger Delta's oil money in the name of changi and fighting corruption, what a shame to the APC government.

what a nation!

lol