₦airaland Forum

Why is north always rejoicing when Nigeria goes a step backward.
They rejoice for non passage of PIB
They rejoice for establishment of Federal Character
They rejoice for release of Al Mustapha
They rejoice for

First of all we want to fvrk you, then after that when our senses have return to normal, we start looking at your character, neatness, financial management skills, food preparations, clothing, your emotional stability then maybe church life.
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[quote author=Stånd]Photoshop thingsss

No police officer(s) will disgrace Nigeria in this manner![/quote]This one year old picture, na today una buy tecno fone get access to internet to see this?

I saw this recently and it doesnt look bad at N39k
Long battery life, TV and Radio on top of Android.
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I'm still waiting for Tecno N93 to make my final choice.
Anyone with experience on this device?

Spec:
Screen size 7.0 inches
Screen resolution 1024 x 600
Pixel density 163 PPI
Screen type Hi-fi TFT
Touchscreen Capacitive [finger]

Storage type
Internal storage (16 GB, Flash)
Memory card support microSD

Networking

GSM 2G GSM900/1800;
3G WCDMA850/1900/2100
FM Radio
Terrestial TV
Dual SIM

Location

GPS Navigation Yes

Width 124mm
Height 10.2mm
Length 196mm
Weight 368g

Power

Talk time Up to 44 hours (2G)
Up to 25 hours (3G)
Standby time 1048 hours
Battery Size Rechargeable

CPU MediaTek 8377
CPU Frequency 1GHz
RAM 1GB

Other Features

Operating System Android 4.0

Not Bad

They are still preferred for enterprise security

Thank God for the damn Start Button.
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Meanwhile waiting for Microsoft Computer Village Division to bring out the more affordable Window 8.5 n Window 9

Akwa Ibom Uncommon Transformation.

Uyo Residents Send SOS Letter To Gov Akpabio Over Flood


A Save Our Soul letter has been sent by residents of Eniong, Anua, Mbiabong Housing Estate in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, to the state governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio, urging him to come to their rescue as they battle flood in the area.

The letter, which came after most residents of the estate had packed out of their houses as a result of a heavy downpour which flooded their homes, appealed to the state government to consider the plight of the residents, who have been suffering untold hardship due to the effects of the rains.
The latest rain on Monday lasted several hours and brought down the fence of some of the houses in the estate, while household items were seen floating in the rain water that entered some of the houses.
When Vanguard visited the estate, most residents were seen battling the rain to remove their electrical appliances and other household items out of their houses as the rain water had flooded the entire area.

President of the Estate, Mr. Anselem Etuk, whose house was flooded, told Vanguard that the flood menace has remained a perennial problem, but wondered why the state government, despite repeated appeals had refused to come to their rescue.
Another resident of the estate, Mrs. Eyo, whose house was also affected, while recounting her experience in the last three years, said “in 2011, I lost all my property and started all over in 2012, I had the same experience, and now in 2013, it has happened again, yet the government will not even show concern.”
A pensioner in the estate, Mr. Uduak Archbong, told Vanguard “our problem is not that we don’t have a government, we have a government, but my worry is why this kind of problem will not attract the attention and sympathy of the government.”
The state Commissioner for Environment, Mr. Enobong Uwah could not be reached for comment, as he did not pick calls placed to his mobile phone. [Vanguard]

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/10/uyo-residents-beg-akpabio-rescue-flood/

I have been downloading some apps here for keep.
Will it work on the Tab as well or is it only for A+ , that is apart from the ROM which is specifically for A+

Y didn't u start
For me Brazil .
It has the same weather as Nigeria and the same heterogenity but better government n girls

If the truth must be told, Because we have never seen anyone being punished for doing it. And almost anyone you know is doing it and still going on with their life.
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In my opinion, it is not sexx that is term fornication but the misuse and abuse of sexx. THAT IS FORNICATION AND ADULTERY.
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When you have sexx with your one and only sweetheart, you are making love but when you have multiple partners or sexx in exchange of money or favour , that is fornication.
When you have sexx with your husband or wife, it is love making but when done with any one not married to you, it is Adultery

This is weird but very practicable.

1. Carry a short knife in your car, very accessible to both hands.
I know the first thing in your mind is security but NO, it might be useful in
a.) cutting yourself free from the seat belt
b.) Bursting the inflated airbag.
c.) making a mark on your windup windscreen for possible break out
The seat belt thing was design for developed countries where police, firefighters and medical attention can break in and rescue you minutes after the accident but here, you need to break yourself out.
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2. When you are on a long distance, do not use AC, wind down the window glasses if not total, just a little.
Also when you are in a public bus, always keep the glasses not fully closed, if the wind is dsturbing you, keep at least a small gap.
Most accidents are aggravated because people get trapped inside the vehicle. A fully closed window glasses is almost difficult to break.
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3. If you cannot see the distance of the next NEPA pole, dont press the accelerator.
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and the fourth which many will not agree, when on a long trip and on high speed, do not lock ur doors unless u sense danger or in a hold up.
In summary, Never cage yourself in the car in the name of safety n security, you might need to get out quick

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I will rather click on this

I don't know what is wrong with Seun , is he bigger that Bro GEJ , if FG can allow guest to view the sexuality section of the national website , why is Seun so stubborn?

Click youtube for which mb?
Make I nakedd bath if I click that link

One of the mindblowing song I could never imagine to be perform live on stage was 'Get your freak on' by Missy.
But when I saw it, the instruments, violin , even though there was sound effects in the background but it was actually performed.

I doubt whether Nigerian producers can convert all those rubbish they cook on the mix to live performance

Dump them in the bin.
I kept only the belt with that iron head, at least that one doesnt take space in my luggage

psalmdave: not @ all...but its no coincidence they stalking me from the phone section....

Typical Naija Mentality.
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Small time him go say na people from him village dey do make him no go Frontpage

Anuoluwap: dumb next time read and open your eyes wella. I didn't mention sin.

Silly , when u say God is watching , what did you mean ?

Is it now a sin to wake up late on Sunday ?
Do we even know what we are doing , worshipping God?
Christians just need a reorientation

ATMC: That awkward moment when you accidentally fart because you were laughing so hard.

And when ur girl creep from behind and tickle u and u let out a big fart

Emyo got loads of them , I wonder if he could see this

She was talking all the time , I can't remember if it were romantic

Versatile

gluv01: Mazi, ITbomb, Floxy, Danhumprey and sweetus oyoyo

Adaobi, Brenda and Tpia

I could vote you the fairest dark lady on earth if only I could trust my source
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Mazi_Omenuko - He will suggest to you with strong convictions what u know u should do but u don't want to do
Idowuogbo - U no fit beat her for mouth , n if you can't beat her u join her n laugh
Br3nd4 - Crazily sweet
190 - Nairaland autoresponse virus
senbonzakura_kageyoshi - the name sef na die

[quote author=Ejike.chinedu]Whoever that brought dis topic is very logical nd intellectual....it is true ooo...i jst notice cos wen my sister prepares beans 4 me...it doesnt take time again lik b4[/quote]At ur age ur sister still dey cook for u .
Which kind Revolutionary be this

Some people eh,
U sure say na school u go ?
An Immigration officer wey help u do passport , na him u go make him help u get the job n come be your authoritative source and u just believe am like that .
Some people are so gullible, this era of IT , there various means of verifying information other than Word-of-mouth

Call me when they are about to fvrk , (can't read all these)

How do they choose all this names
Penguins , jelly beans , kitty kat ,

^^^ another pm on the way
The ministry is moving