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Nomski0: What?

I may not be able to attend the Wedding but I will surely be available for the Child Dedication

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That's I am talking about

Raymondenyi: My brother re u sure of what u telling me? Cus if I go n examine my owerri friends n have n come back her disappointed, u won't be happy @ my actions against you! So pls verify! Acertain ur facts before telling us!!!

I pledge it on my dick.
This conclusion is after 10 years of staying at the two places (5 years at each places) and organized sampling, test and confirmations.
Day time hit places - IMSU axis , Poly ,
Night time hit places - All Seasons / Concorde axis , something something Garden .
Forget Alvan , na nonsense full there.
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BTW , Thank God for AVM JOYSTICK IRUNEBERE , he has been very helpful in making Seun realised that ' DICK ' is just another English word like pussy. <==ouch

I am a nice guy who knows how to blow a girl's wild fantasy BUT on my terms and conditions

They are just overhyped and overrated ,
Try Owerri girls and u will experience paradise on earth

pc guru: While boys are thinking of how to toast women and crying real men are slaying babes and playing PES14

Fixed

Normally before the President sign any agreement , it is studied n vetted by relevant MDAs and that is what Stella is doing by going first.
The President will later just discuss how it will be implemented n then sign in a brief ceremony .
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I don't see anything unusual here seeing that her ministry is directly involved and she is still the minister

Since I started taking this steriod , e never work for my body

Christmas
Calabar Carnival tinz

I will just give them N3m and buy the girl.
No end of year party for them ever

Ihedinobi: Abeg shift! What do you know about landing a relationship?

I know nothing about landing a relationship , that will be handle by my wife but if you want to land the puzzy , which I know is your final aim, YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME !!!

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lmao hehehehehe

Sweet, but i have way too much pride to take a man's money esp when am saying No.[/quote]THEN STAY AWAY FROM THAT DUDE

Ihedinobi: I would've. Believe me, I would've. It's just that I don't trust any man to look after you as well as you deserve. You know that look you get in your eyes when you want something and are afraid to ask for it? Some people think it's cute, some guys say it makes you look different. I'm the one who knows that it means you want something.

How about how you gasp when you are afraid of something you badly want? I know that too. The times that you vanish into Venus ville, into that pretty little chamber where it's just you and the mementos of all the things and people you love. Some people think you're just being a snob then. Others think you are crying for help. I alone know that you're just rediscovering yourself one more time.

You're strong too. So able that guys feel unburdened around you. They don't feel that you need rescuing so they relax and treat you like one of the guys. But I know. I know that you want to be held in strong arms, to be lulled to sleep with a song in a man's voice. To be spoiled and made to laugh until you get a permanent grin on your face.

I know, babe. I know. Not just because I've been in deeper for longer, but because we're one being. When I look in your eyes I see my soul in you. I know you. Who else does?

Give her your ATM card and the pin and stop all this rubbish writeups

princesa: like Rick Ross would say : we are talking money and you're talking oyinye.


now take a seat, let me open ur eyes to the harsh truth.

everybody has their snapping point. Money, they say makes the world go round. So dude, if you ain't backing ur poem/epistles with tangible notes...

Time to reorganize my priorities

Danhumprey: Lol........ITbomb never fail to disappoint. By the way,was your other moniker banned?

Nah, dem fit?
Seun just restrict simultaneous login to just two devices, I don tire to dey login in or out

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Sometimes.......just sometimes I love you and agree with you.
This is one such time.
We should get married and get a house by the ocean.
You'll write me poems and stories, and i'll rub your feet and teach you to sail a ship.
Just the two of us [/quote]Call me when you two would need babies , I have assorted twins in my loins.

In those days the hymen was a proof of marriage and consummation , this would have been easy

yet no pix

Ihedinobi: Na my new obssession be dat.

You are already sounding like a beaten n piss off character , I wonder which girl did this to u

just hearing this but if it has some nice FULL scene , I'm in
*wey dat my IDM*

Pls can the person who put this on the frontpage modify it for easy reading

Their chief weapon is just time wasting and not the gun, if not, person for stay there and fight for his right.

tonardo: One of the disadvantage of whatsapp is sharing your phone number to strangers.

Strangers already had your number before they add you on whatsapp and if you dont want them you can always block them.
To me getting everyone on to chat with is the selling point of whatsapp. Nimbuzz existed years trying to restrict access like BBM but u never fancy them, Whatsapp adds automatically, you install it and later complain.
It is always a choice but for me i prefer the add everybody then i will choose who to block than sending and responding to pin/friends requests

You were foolish enough to fall for him.
I my part of the country we dont punish smart people, we give them scholarships.
When you were enjoying the caring, did you care to ask him where this heading to?
And which 'all' did you give. He gave you free ride, food, recharge cards, loads of cash and even shelter and all you had in return was a hole in between your legs , is that 'all' ?

Upon the years of Northern rulership, the north is still in deep poverty.
Bayelsa has a President but is grossly underdeveloped.
This is a lesson that it is not just voting for a President just because he is from your tribe but voting for a progressive mind.
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However till I see that 'progressive mind', my vote still remains with GEJ till 2019

As it was with Nkiru so shall it be with you.
After the shinning, "Her office, let another take"
But how the wife dey take handle all this. Unconditional love

If his son is qualify why not, it is a norm everywhere, only that is should not be abuse by bringing in unqualified relatives

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seanet02: Na wao
This people no get respect for Culture and Tradition
This is what is called Gobe

Which respect when Tradition no dey respect itself.
Upon the millions wey state govt give you, you still dey follow struggle for thousands from oil company with youth.
Oil company give you money, you wan corner all, you forget say if you wan play with children dem go full your pockets with sand

carlos1: Trust me! I know how to win my gals without asking dem out and i have my pride intact.

That is the secret about friendship. Most times all they want is to be relax, have fun and feel secure in your presence then u corner them into a good location and start exploring.
You dont need to sing the 'I love you chorus' on the road, infact it is them that will ask you whether you really love them when you are about to wear the condom and you answer in the affirmative of course.
Love don start be that o. Who get time now to stalk a girl and replay stupid pick up lines.

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