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U dey talk , ur friend n d girl dey fvrk .
Guy get a life

Seriously I don't know

Yea of course , just guarantee my weekly supply of vaseline

Bro , that money to big to make mistake, just return am
To say na 80k , I for say make u keep am but u may never know how long the person must have save that money to use do something
If him pray on top am , u go hear am
But if after 2 weeks u still see the money , e fit be some blessings cos if the person need am , e for halla for the bank within 2 days

Gabriel6: u no serious o

Dead man talking

Still on this matter
I rather marry a naturally good girl than any bible-clutching , my-pastor-said girl

Danhumprey: I guess this one is 'born-again'.

Which born again , u wan make I release her life history

Cleanliness and neatness
Almost as if nobody dey waka for the road

You you forgot to add this
Most Born Again ladies are actually retired runz girlz who will use church as a blanket to prevent you from seeing how wide and deep their holes have been shattered by previous players.

Move on boy.
I beleive you are of the same age.
THe girl has realise the power of attraction to guys and as normal , you are now a small boy compared to the dicks she is now sucking.
Teenage relationship of same age seldom leads to anywhere.
Face your studies , make a 2.1 get a job and/or get money and you will have more girls at the right time.
First thing first bro

Let them do the NEEDFUL

Strauskhan1: And that is why it is in jokes section, nobody is taking it dah serious. Dig?? *wait, was it becos I corrected ur error* duhhhhh

Next time you post some rubbish early in the morning , remember that someone might be having early morning sipping of Alomo Bitter and if you step on his toes , the effect will be on you knowingly or unknowingly

Chillisauce: No I don't! Explain again.

He gave the OP his advice then later curiously ask which tribe do practice that.
HE DID NOT ASK FOR HER TRIBE BEFORE GIVING ADVICE.
Me too , I'm curious
If your tribe is involved , it may sound 'normal thing' to you but for others , it sounds strange so help him in his Geography or Nigerian Society studies

Strauskhan1: Alright, for those that reads their bible once in every two years, Luke 7;34 says and I quote, ''The son of man came, and he ate and drank, and you said, Look at this man! He is a glutton and a drinker, a friend of tax collectors and other outcasts!''

Ewu , so eating snack to satisfy your hunger is same as a glutton . Make a second look at your dictionary .
Set of people that are held in bondage by the same Word of God that was set to deliver them from bondage .
And read your Bible again 1Cor 9:4 and 1Cor 10:31

It is because of tribalism.
Tribalism limits the power of justice and a society without a dependable form of punishment and reward breeds corruption.
For instance , why is Ghana less corrupt? because everyone (rich or poor) knows that if he does anything wrong they will be caught and punish.
In Nigeria , you steal with impunity , if you are caught , you cry tribalism and your poeple will gather around you and shield you = Justice Denied , there making another bolder to steal even more.
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The fear of poverty should encourage hardwork and excellence in an equal opportunity, detribalised society.

bigtt76: Nice one ...oya can we get the reverse? 11 difference between dating a Boy And A Man ...anybody out there?

Just one
The boy sees a girl as one of his catch , the man sees the wife material in a woman

u r already confuse .
Go back to bed

freecocoa: I take it you didn't read the part about her attempt to stab him many times, please what other kind of threat are you looking for here?

Who goes about wanting to stab a lover just because he speaks or looks at other ladies if not a psycho?

I read it again the 3rd time , however I still hold my position .
Anyone who would see herself dead if you leave would not live to see u dead .

veryunlucky: @itbomb....
who the **** do you think you are...
keep you ****ing mouth shut or
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Ouch , shutting my ****ing mouth and crawling back to my sh¡t hole.
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Go fvrk ur sis hussy .
God forbid me to marry into a house my wife's people will see me as their ultimate benefactor while they lazy about waiting for handouts and scholarship

Odedoyin25: how do i recognise wife material?

Ask the OP lol
He mentioned it.
What I want may not be what you want

freecocoa: OP please I beg you in the name of whatever deity\god or God you believe in, don't even listen to ITbomb's advice

Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion which probably is formed from experiences
I belong to the school that says that the devil you know is better than the friend you dont know.
Unless she has threaten or show signs of threat to your life, she is not a psycho. She is just a jealous girl with insecurity problem which could be sorted out.
Bro , wife materials are very rare nowadays. There are many fishes in the water but very few goldfishes.

He he

veryunlucky: he is sweet and caring (

That is what they always call us before we get what we want , then later they sing the popular hymn 'All men are the same, All men are wicked'
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I guess the reason you soften up for him when he touches you is because of the gifts flowing and the promise of abroad schooling.
Let me tell you, if the date of the school is still far , get away from that house as fast as you can.
Gifts soften a woman's heart and that is the oldest trick players have been playing , there will come a time you will be compelled to show appreciation for the gifts and it may be very difficult for you to turn away.
Flee from all appearance of iniquity, dont wait till he opens his mouth and tell you 'come to bed with me'. All his body languages is saying the same thing already , when he finally feel it is time to recoup his investments , he would not need to ask you , he will corner you and you must submit.
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But why cant girls learn ??

SO you wanna leave her when she needs you most.
You can both sit down and talk out all your fears and insecurity issues with each other.
The way I'm seeing it, you dont discuss with her as a friend , you only talk to her when you want to solve a problem.
Solution: When you are relax , in a playful , romantic mood, first of all make her promise not to be angry for the next 30 mins , then unload ur heart to her , encourage her to do the same to you , laugh about ur shortcomings and propose practical ways of handling issues together .
Eg , you too can agree that if you go with a girl that you should introduce her as ur fiancée ? and once you do that , she should agree not to hold any grudges .
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Trust and Communications bro .
She is a wife material so see her as a project God has given you to work on.

This man never fails to display his shallowness anywhere anytime

The President is making sense ,
All he is saying is that all warring parties should come for dialogue n negotiations so that we can move forward as a nation.
Militancy was not solve by military power but when the agitators came to the round table and present their matters , why cant Boko Haram if at all they are genuine come to the table with their grievances .
And the Yoruba pen warriors shun ethnicity and move forward to progress

Any one , as long as there are animals running inside for me to catch.

So y should you interview an outlaw on National TV?