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[quote author=Mynd_44]Actually, it varies with each woman. What works for one might not work for the other and so it is adviced that you see your medical provider before choosing one that suits you. But the way you stated it there makes one think all forms of it is bad[/quote]What matters is that the essence by which it performs its functions is the same for all.
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Oral contraceptives, also known as the birth control pill supply the body with the synthetic versions of hormones progesterone and sometime estrogen.
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These hormones attach themselves to to the cell walls and trick the body into believing that it is pregnant and consequently prevent the reproductive hormones from triggering ovulation so the egg is unable to implant into the uterine wall and therefore pregnancy cannot occur.
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When the body feel the 'false' pregnancy, it begins to prepare itself by adding extra weight and sending milk forming hormones to the breast. however when it realises that 'it was tricked', the extra weight is shedded leading to the marks caused by the little stretch and the milk producing process is terminated halfway leading to softness [tenderness and falling of breazt] and in some cases the half formed milk molecules can turn cancerous.

Pills cause nausea, breast tenderness, irregular spotting, weight gain, mood changes or headaches

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extra points from here:
www.ehealthforum.com/health/best-way-to-get-rid-of-the-stretch-marks-t290907-a1.html#axzz2JRn9puLM

[quote author=Mynd_44]What the eff?

Dude seriously?[/quote]Serious , I did a desktop research on it and got surprising findings.

I will go with the back setup.
Open up with the man , then tell how you like him that you don't thing a gentleman like him deserved that sort of treatment.
Make sure you go with proof . Record phone conversations

I always advise my girl against taking contraceptives as it is the root cause of stretch marks.

chronique: Not yet found.

What step ve u people taken and what is the progress?

achukwunet: You guys are so funny LOL.

Well for starters, no I haven't been on Nairaland for quite some time.

*Verifying IP address my own way*
Typing from **** ?

Abeg make them beat Nigeria make Keshi go. We can't go like this to world cup

I hear say na penalty dem use score
Na true?

sexkillz don forget the log in password , u guys should be patient.

flinspiero: hehehe...so common sense no tell una say dat handle no dey exist.u guys hav bin fooled again,dat gal is nt even a nairalander sef,make una ask our moderator#sexdntkill#

No mind dem
They were fooled.

So na so Mods dey take advertise ' see o , I dey single n searching '
No wonder d guy dey leave politics dey roam around romance section.
No worry , ur plan don work.
*me sef suppose get this mod work, see free punny*

#GETANOKIA

Who is Achukwetin?
A dummy created by some albino to make sure another who rejected his silly flirt did not get the crown.

*Following*
Once upon a time, I was out of words, then I asked her 'do you know that global warming do affect the texture of Brazilian hair' , it took us another two hours and subsequent meetings to prove that the main essence was the punny.

mamaput: Are they boyfriend and girlfriend?

In Europe many students live together male and female in the same house with out having sex with each other.But they are not boyfriend and girl friend only housemates.

You can only say that for those white men wey dey wait for the woman to make first move. No be Naija man wey go tell tell you say 'today na today'

Your problem: You chit chat with your female friends but wants to toast your prospective lover.
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Recommended Solution: Your prospective lover do not need all those pick up lines you search all over the internet for, just keep chatting with them until you get her to a private corner then tell her what is in your mind.

I dey fear any new upgrade cos u may need internet to fully enjoy it.

CFCfan: Yeah, I've seen the render and it looks amazing. The exterior is proposed to be made of thick glass.
The terminal will cost 18.05bn Naira.

Did you say Naira, when Bauchi is quoting in United States Dollars

[quote author=Itoroetti ]Thank God for the development of only uyo and ikot ekpene.other local government are dormant[/quote]YOU NEVER ENTER ABA OR ABIA STATE

ITbomb: I just can't wait to endorse Buhari for President, if only that is what is needed for Nigeria to breakup

Former head of state and presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) in the 2011 election, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.), yesterady warned that unless the Jonathan Administration allows for a free and fair election come 2015, nobody would claim victory.

Buhari said there was no doubt Nigeria would be divided and all candidates in the general elections of that year would lose out unless justice was done to all.

The former ruler sounded this grim warning in his hometown Daura during the launch of an empowerment scheme initiated by Senator Hadi Sirika.

Buhari described the results of previous elections as a mess and total cheating of the innocent electorate, saying Nigerians will witness a “new development” in 2015.

“Nigerians will see a different Nigeria in 2015, because what happened in 2007 and 2011 will never happen again,” he said.

Buhari, easily the leading opposition figure in the country, argued: “We were cheated in the previous election; we went to court both in 2007 and 2011 to challenge the results. But we will not go to court after the 2015 election.”

The CPC leader stated firmly in the Hausa language: “Ko a yi zaben gaskiya, ko kuma kowa ya rasa,” meaning ‘there should be either a free and fair election or else everybody will lose’.

He pointed out that he alone could not restore the lost glory of the country unless good Nigerians support him, saying Nigeria lost its glory since the coming of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to power in “a dubious manner.”

http://blueprintng.com/2013/01/buhari-nigeria-will-break-in-2015-if/

mrkels: What BS are the both of you fucktards spewing here, he made a point there and you guys just started attaking him...why? Didnt you hear of the unfortunate event that happened in anambra state recently? Some people are just something else.

The general feeling was to express sympathy and pray God for his 'SPEEDY' return, typical of sentimental Nigerians, I disappointed them as usual and they vex cos I DON"T FOLLOW THE CROWD.

kessyur: My God answers prayers. Just 2 days ago at the 9-days re dedication revival at the ST. GABGRIELS CATH CHURCH, the presiding guest speaker hinted that there would like be another crash soonest in a densely. Populated area in the west. He wailed that if not averted the ground victims will be numerous. He however said that an intense prayer n fasting will avert d crash. Hence the congregation prayed n were instructed to fast also.

God has proven to be God again.

Glory to Jesus, Honour to Mary.

Any other person?
Preferably from T. B. Joshua side

When you take the attention reserved for a person and share with another , that is cheating .
If you are still keeping ur full attention and respect for ur partner while flirting around , it is not cheating.
*I'm out*

We should be burning tyres and killing aboki , not ranting on the internet
Or is it because we are not as barbaric as them?

I was laughing as I read the story but when I reached here

The lieutenant pleaded with the policemen, but they refused to listen.

I was rolling over with laughter and couldn't continue again.
Wey u see soldier dey plead with police?

How come this topic reach 5 pages when pages on the Frontpage rarely get pass page 2 nowadays.

I feel like calling my mother in law

fholarsmile: Thanks to everyone,am not perfect but he kept on asking me what i see in him
to make me want to stay with him,is it a crime to be pretty?

Wait o , I didn't see this one
So you are the one trying to convince him to stay. So much for disrespect.
He love you out of pity , sorry
I'll always mention you in my prayers , a man who respect you will surely come your way

ping?
Tell him to come and tell you in your face that he wants it out.
What disrespect. Are you sure you were in a relationship or just fuckmate.

The girl is fvrk either way
If she leaves the 2nd , she will never enjoy her relationship with the 1st
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If she leaves the 1st , there will definitely be a breakup with the 2nd after the initial rush is over.
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She is just enjoying the thrill of having a Playboy around. When she finally transfer the responsibility currently handled by the 1st to the 2nd , that is when the 2nd would show his true color and coupled with his anger issues. I see no future.
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The 2nd is currently enjoying free close proximity punny, the eye go soon clear

Idowuogbo: Na so! my granmama sef na virgin

That you forgot when you lost yours doesn't mean plenty virgins are not around.
*runs off*