₦airaland Forum

Why don't our players make simple and obvious passes. They are always trying to do too much.

Amotekun777:
Sir, I hereby seek your permission to go 'diabolical' on "Mr. Bosun Davies Shoyoye", alias n3xt. I got all his personal information to his favorite undies. He's fortified but, fortification pass fortification.

I can promise you, you'll get 100% of your refund in a matter of days. He'll be the one begging you to collect your refund. Once you give me the go ahead, you'll be back here to thank the spirits of Ojuelegba! This, I promise!

How about you go diabolical on this guy and win 2.5m?

https://www.nairaland.com/7039850/nigerian-change-into-cat-get

sonnie10:
My conscience pricks when I pay $50 to mowe my lawn just once which they do in less than 20mins and pay equivalent amount to have a laborer work for 10days on my site in Nigeria at 2500 Naira pay day.

It is just what makes me human. Conscience.

The laborer can use that N2500 to get three rounds of sex to cool off later in the day.

Will $50 serve the same purpose in US?

Enyinne:
How is this write up sarcastic? He might have wronged him but the tone of which u read the writeup matters too . U dont know what hv been going on behind the scene between them , allow peaceful settlements to take place .

What do you make of this?

"I’ve not gotten money ni. @QsFemi (one of my verified status viewer) can confirm this. He’s always following my daily updates like Open Heavens daily devotional"

timbros:
On this day in 2012 we said "I do".

Guys join me in celebrating our 10th year wedding anniversary.

It's been God all the way.

One decade down, forever to go...

I still dey many years behind you.

Congrats Timbros.

nurey:
If he goes and die, you would be held responsible for manslaughter be warned.

I have screenshot this to use against you in the court of law

All the best. In addition to the screenshot, you will also need this

https://www.nairaland.com/6490891/seeking-legal-assistance-nairaland-member#100521689

Chriswazo:
Mr man who is frustrated?... U think I buy cars in Nigeria or u think am much affected by policies at home in Nigeria... U talk as a kid and psychopath

Are you not foolish? Why are you now crying more than the bereaved?

We in Nigeria are happy with the increase in custom duties and we are praying the government goes ahead. If it pains you, you can go and die.

erico2k2:
ok but its free at my End in PH, why do you guys have to pay?

You should put that free in quotes because it depends on the area in PH. Some places have been mapped out for distribution, others have not.

If you stay in a place that has not been mapped and you apply, you will wait endlessly for it and pay ridiculous estimated bills.

What people do is pay N63000 for it if their place is not mapped.

Chriswazo:
This is disgusting. Cos u want to sell ur used car,a policy that will hurt the entire masses and bring more suffering is good.. This is clearly why Nigeria is like it is today..

I can sense your frustration.


My advice to you? Open your eyes and be smart. It's only a matter of time before the government brings another policy that will turn people to overnight millionaires.

You can either be a part of those making the money or the ones complaining on nairaland. The choice is yours.

mhosqo:
It wasn't aired yesterday. What happened ? It was showing chanel blocked.

It aired on a different channel. 151, 153 and 154 on Dstv. Not sure about Gotv

Olayetan:
He doesn't have to do it in an empty room, I've seen where Masquerades turns into python but the turning process was hidden with sacks but was later revealed after he has turned and when he was turning back into human, they hide if again.


Person wey never see jazz, nah hin dey call am vegetable.

How is that different from magic shows? Go and watch Penn and Teller fool us on YouTube. You'll find better magicians than these ones turning to snakes

Bombblacks:
9 points clear at the top of the table and through to the champions league quarter. Its working out just fine for them.

Madrid fans will disagree with you. They've been sh!t most of the games I've watched and have Courtois to thank for most of their scrappy wins.

That they are 9 points clear in la liga tells us how poor every other team has been than it tells how great R.Madrid is.

raumdeuter:
They don't rate his play yet they play him, Hazard no dey even see field anymore

Simple thing make we stake $500 on who go get more minutes for the rest of the season Neymar for PSG pr Hazard for Madrid? You no suppose run if e sure for you

How is that working out for them

Dull live show

Good singers have been sent home. Now they are giving us dead singers like Itohan Debby Joel Precious David Opera e.t.c

BeRightBack:
For those who don't know, this guy is right. It might even get up to 5million.

There is a 100% incremental in customs duty on car importation .

This is good and I will be forever grateful to the government if they go ahead.

Nigerian used will be like 4m. It will be time for some serious cashout.

BlueMann:
23 goals in 40 apps this season...most by any English player across all comps.

Makes you question the decision to buy Lukaku.

seanfer:
OP dey reason like my boss that was given a 2013 Car as official car but he prepare to park it because of maintenance and he’s taking public transport.

If its an official car the maintenance should not be on him. What is he worried about?

I have a Samsung A70 with a damaged screen.

Thinking of replacing the screen and selling it since I already got another phone.

How much is the screen and how much is it worth if I intend selling after repair.

Since 2019? Selling cars is not for the faint hearted.

The capital used to buy this car in a conservative fund that yields 10% annually would have turned the money to minimum of 6m naira.

okoroemeka:
my contrary opinion is that his observation is based on ekiti state alone and you cannot use one test result to conclude an experiment,let him go and sample the market in Lagos, the north, southeast and southsouth and revaluate his theory.

Fair enough

okoroemeka:
all cars depreciate even new ones driven out of show rooms cannot be sold same in one month of use,the reason I state the cost of the DC is because Honda's are still very valuable and has good resale value for a 14 yr old car,and price of vehicle depends on the condition of the car not if you use the car to carry plantain and crayfish from oron to ijebuode you will expect it have value,I priced a 06 Honda DC #1m last year due to the clean condition of the car but dealer insisted on #1.3,he later sold it even more than that,for a Nigeria used

The guy said Toks Honda evil spirit don't sell because people don't buy them due to perceived resale value. Whether the resale value part is true or not is irrelevant. The main point he's making is that Toks Honda evil spirit don't sell. Do you have a contrary opinion?

9icetoo:
Don't quit. Vawulence is needed.
That said, no way in hell that Honda will achieve 20mpg in lagos traffic driving from mainland to island or vice versa during rush hour traffic. VCM ko VVT ni.

I don't know how many times we have to say this. MPG should never be taken in isolation. It's highly dependent on average MPH.

Someone doing an average of 10MPH will not have the same Mpg as someone with an average of 18MPH even if they use the same cars.

andrewbaba44:
You never beat Madrid Na ATM besting mancity you Dey think of

Joseph the dreamer

Your opinion is noted but this is a discussion for UCL quarterfinalists.

raumdeuter:
Rauf is a genius for tactically avoiding Man city.

I have to agree. Looking back now, it all makes sense

Parachoko:
How do you know this?

I did my IT in a TV station so I know how it works

Totilopussylick:
Seun on Chanel TV sabi use questions finish our politicians papata

Specially when he knows your weakness

Indeed. Questions they already show to them before going on air

raumdeuter:
Why won't Bayern want a team that I can easily beat home and away?

Chelsea is the weakest English team left and beside Benfica the weakest team left in the competition

The joy in your heart having avoided Chelsea knows no bound.

You can only deceive yourself on the Internet, we know the truth

Skimpledawg:
It's here again....

The UCL quarterfinal draws...

Who will ScummyUtd pair against?

Oops! None!

Pendu wasn't able to lead them as expected by ye scummies.

Pendu .... Para

Pendu..Pendu...Para

They should be thanking Penaldo for ghosting the R16. The scoreline against City would have been disgraceful

Skimpledawg:
As in eeh.

After passing the Madridi test, we may face either ManCity or Athletico

Damn!

Fraudiola is known to lose unexpected matches in the UCL. Athletico will do the Lords work then we breeze into the finals.

FergieRaww:
Na this kind talk they make me happy say na we go whip una commot... small chelsea with a once in a lifetime win against us and we no dey hear word again

No wahala... na few weeks from now

After the match, this will be you again

FergieRaww:
Congrats Chelski.. You won us fair and square

Hope you guys wins the UCL

Kloppo:
Campaign against chelsea .....

"Uefa,English fa,British govt and the world hates us"

Maureeno was right,why will others have easy draw except us

Failed attempt at trolling. We got an easy draw.

FergieRaww:
Good! Chelsea

the revenge menu is back on..

You people never learn. There will be no Donnarumma this time