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Jokes EtcRe: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 4:54pm On Mar 04, 2008
ask me again
Jokes EtcRe: Who Knows What 69 Means by ituen(m): 4:54pm On Mar 04, 2008
Now i don ask u for fight, u don dey yarn peace talk
Jokes EtcRe: What Is Politics? by ituen(m): 4:53pm On Mar 04, 2008
nice but posted b4
Jokes EtcRe: The Male Stages Of Life by ituen(m): 4:52pm On Mar 04, 2008
i be moses cousin
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 4:52pm On Mar 04, 2008
Im already ahead. can u make a pc that allows the leg operate a mouse?
Jokes EtcRe: Lies Detector Robot by ituen(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2008
posted b4
Jokes EtcRe: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ituen(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2008
no so u dey take find work?
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:24am On Mar 04, 2008
I just dey echo back ur remarks
Jokes EtcRe: Female Rules by ituen(m): 10:22am On Mar 04, 2008
no harm intended but i can remember u confiding in me that period abt ur relationship

its so sad that 5 yrs after dat, u still bring the topic up
Jokes EtcRe: Joker's Collections by ITUEN by ituen(op): 10:19am On Mar 04, 2008
Ituen was saying his bedtime prayers: Please God, make lagos the capital
of nigeria .
Make lagos the capital of nigeria,,

Why do you want God to make lagos the capital of nigeria? Ituen's mother asked.

And Ituen replied: Because, that is what I put in my Geography exam!
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 10:15am On Mar 04, 2008
I'm just trying to be ahead of my peers, naturally
Jokes EtcRe: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 10:12am On Mar 04, 2008
the kingdom of God is at LEG
Jokes EtcRe: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2008
Well som1's gotta put u bak in the line

She has asked for ur number? what do i say?

She get money oh so pls do make we set job for her head
Jokes EtcRe: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ituen(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2008
IB,

Why u wan cos problem for yourself

Havent u commented on this subject this week?

why bring it up as a new post?

U are stepping on sacred grounds oh
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:09am On Mar 04, 2008
@sensiman

Are u saying usiola is a lizard?
Jokes EtcRe: Chinese Mothers by ituen(m): 10:08am On Mar 04, 2008
For the first time in ur life, u have posted something worth thinking on
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 10:05am On Mar 04, 2008
No money, no friend

signed
Head of kuvuki chiefs
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2008
lion
Jokes EtcRe: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ituen(m): 10:03am On Mar 04, 2008
Ok man, You are free to go
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2008
the computer has a pedal for the right foot

the right foot dey act as mouse. ok
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:00am On Mar 04, 2008
thnks for listening to me usiola

when ur time come, anybody wey warn spoil ur show, call me
Jokes EtcRe: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2008
NOooooo

She saw ur post and was interested in you. She has a suite in sheraton so dont fear, money dey
Jokes EtcRe: Female Rules by ituen(m): 9:58am On Mar 04, 2008
why insist on telling us the treatment u get from ur girfriend?
Jokes EtcRe: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:57am On Mar 04, 2008
thanks for noticing. In he next 5 mins, i wont see u again
Jokes EtcRe: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 9:56am On Mar 04, 2008
For a gigolo like u, i suggest money ritual by that sugar mummy u dey follow nicknamed lo. . . . (that one wey dey add H and R to her name)
Jokes EtcRe: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008
hand is short

leg is long

so i mean the kingdom will take longer time to come

as a man of God, what made you think of a woman's laps?

Ashawo like u
Jokes EtcRe: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:50am On Mar 04, 2008
good spirit from folly

Infact, i'll give u my grandmother who is a virgin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2008
elementus angry angry angry angry

Pls u must be able to differentiate the Head of Kuvuki Chiefs from the Head of Kuvuki Defence

Saucekid falls in the later part and I, in the former

Get that clear b4 we give the tourists the wronp impression
Jokes EtcRe: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2008
Hi lady,

i dey kampe. I been get muscle pull for mouth so i cldnt say it
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by ituen(m): 9:44am On Mar 04, 2008
bars

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