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Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 9:42am On Mar 04, 2008
usiola,

abeg allow that lizard to achieve its aim

u wouldnt like to be stopped in the heat of things, would u
Jokes EtcRe: Today's Jokes by ituen(m): 9:40am On Mar 04, 2008
the last one is tite
Jokes EtcRe: House Of Prostitution by ituen(m): 9:39am On Mar 04, 2008
i be security man for france/germany border

so i get acess to france every day

I no try grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2008
Na wa oh

na which lola u dey find sef?

Na by force say u must get wife for NLD.

Why dont u visit ur village for a wife? Abi they aint marketable?

Charity begins at home
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ituen(m): 9:32am On Mar 04, 2008
Hmmmm

When arsenal drawed on saturday, i asked them wat excuse they has and i was told that the BENCH was the excuse (not eduardo as i was expecting)
Today, the excuse wld be lack of morale on saturday's match
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 9:30am On Mar 04, 2008
Have i ever refused any compliment? grin grin grin
SportsRe: The San Siro Showdown-can Arsenal Go Thru? by ituen(m): 9:29am On Mar 04, 2008
well i keep an open mind

If una survive, make dem join our teams for qtrfinals cos olympiakos na training session we go play dem 2mrw
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by ituen(m): 9:27am On Mar 04, 2008
hmmmm

i know i can still perform. My instinct tells me so
Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ituen(m): 9:22am On Mar 04, 2008
Clemcy u follw too

In case of tribulations n problems, ladies first oh
Jokes EtcRe: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 9:20am On Mar 04, 2008
kola,

i been dey hear that same line b4 and after i was born so i'll change it for u

repent the kingdom of God is at leg.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Knows What 69 Means by ituen(m): 9:16am On Mar 04, 2008
U too like fight but wen the tin wan start, u go run

If u want the fight, just say yes
Jokes EtcRe: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(op): 9:16am On Mar 04, 2008
Na wa oh. Me no go allow sudan follow.

Instead of sudan, Cuba is better
Jokes EtcRe: An Interracial Dating Guide - Guys Only by ituen(m): 9:07am On Mar 04, 2008
and as usual, no hope for miserable people
Jokes EtcRe: Hotel Reception by ituen(m): 9:06am On Mar 04, 2008
nice but old too
Jokes EtcRe: The Male Stages Of Life by ituen(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2008
I wonder why u were not given the contract to defend the wall back then

By now, all those children wey fall dat wall for don dey wiped by U
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by ituen(m): 9:02am On Mar 04, 2008
i hope u know the cannon i'm talking abt wink wink wink wink
Jokes EtcRe: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 8:58am On Mar 04, 2008
Aisha

Na ur good morning be this?

well folly has come to me asking for hw i manage my wives without any hitch

I hope he's not tinking of acquiring multiple licences for marriage
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 8:56am On Mar 04, 2008
Hmmmm

I hope saucekid is ready to recieve these wantomly funkdafied visitors
Jokes EtcRe: U Want Some Beer? by ituen(m): 8:55am On Mar 04, 2008
den disable the pictures from ur setup

i hope ur monitor is as big as a showroom
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by ituen(m): 8:52am On Mar 04, 2008
the guy na operator abi moderator so no sleep

he's being paid N5 an hour so please dont incite militancy in him

My cannon is to big. . . . . . jst give me time to carry it
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ituen(m): 8:47am On Mar 04, 2008
All my wives na CFC oh

So anytime match dey and we win, na bla bla truout that day for us oh grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by ituen(m): 8:45am On Mar 04, 2008
hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin

he is not yet free
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2008
i wish that lizard success in all endeavors
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any thing wey dem dig for am, jump am pass
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by ituen(m): 8:40am On Mar 04, 2008
its a manual computer im using cos it has a pedal

hold on let me get my cannon. . . .
Jokes EtcRe: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 8:39am On Mar 04, 2008
na wa oh.

did u guys wake up on the left side of the bed?

una english dey baffle me oh
Jokes EtcRe: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 8:37am On Mar 04, 2008
Yes, a termite bite on my bla bla can be very disastrous

Clem hw abt a bee sting u in ur bla bla grin grin
ComputersRe: Yahoo Messenger! by ituen(m): 8:36am On Mar 04, 2008
format ur system and re install a good antivirus
EventsRe: How Necessary Are Big Weddings? by ituen(m): 8:32am On Mar 04, 2008
My brova,

i wonder why people go borrow money to do wedding? Infact people shld learn to live thier own lives

there is a little revolution sha going on quietly and very soon, people will learn the hard way
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by ituen(m): 8:26am On Mar 04, 2008
Chi baby da mike ripper
Forum GamesRe: Nigerian Names by ituen(m): 8:26am On Mar 04, 2008
Police (this one is also tru cos he was a mate of mine in the Univ)

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