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U must be silly

Look for his thread.

He is not ur servant. OK

We the Chiefs (Ituen, Migines, Sauckeid, Tufe) of Kuvuki land welcome u guys to Kuvuki kingdom

whispers to Sauce: Make sure u subtract _{by any means}, 5000 kuvuki dollars each from these foreign specimens here

Speaking to the visitors: Make urself at home. We have dedicated a section of the evil rainforest for ur relaxation during ur stay here. Hope u came with cutlasses cos u will make ur bed space in the forest.

U will be here for 1 week then u can undertake a tour round the city to ssee our beautiful and serene environment.

NB: If u are a big man (oga) on tour, pls come and see me personally. The rest can go now

Thank you

Signed
Kuvuki Head of State
Kuvuli Chiefs

Why would u think i knoe the answer?

I dont know anything abt computers apart from Reply (click Once, Then Wait)

Like DJ said, the beer is contaminated with aids

info:
With so much drama in the industry
Hip Hop Police are listening
Be careful or you'll be history
Looks like another unsolved mystery
It's murder, murder, murder
Ah it's murder, murder, murder
Yeah it's murder, murder, murder
Somebody tell em it's murder
Murder was the case and they blamed me https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif

I bet u didnt ask chamillionaire b4 u copied this

. . insist my broda especially when it comes to life n death situation

If the pastor go for 1 yr course make eim add 3 yrs join am becos of strike from ASUU (theology chapter)

sincei dey use my fone browse, wey the F3 button?

dogs have started flying again

Gunpoint, u will die with other things on u and ur blah blah on one of my goats i named nightnurse cos the goat is her favourite goat

. . and dont say anytin for ever

that last comback was gunpoint's fault

he shld be probed cos he took our money for the hit contract on turkey

carzy fellas

laff loud because its only a monkey that can laff dat loud

I heard a monkey started dat revolution and that monkey was nicknamed folly

as simple as ABC

@Leo

Oya start barking like a dog to prove reed wrong

married

Hw r u sweetie?

@Clem,

miggy must be the fat guy in black shirt and stripped boxers

Ben,

france dey my backyard. all i need to do is unlock my own side of the gate and na france i dey

Even if my head big, i better pass you wey short to the point wey if u take picture, dem go use am as passport

Ayusman,

after 2mrw, make u open ur mouth talk again. Notin for arsenal again

Man Utd go manage EPL but chelsea go take Champs lge n FA

Tevez Ammadioha

@Vera

DId u know that TYTYLAYOR is a girl? be careful

Obama has decided to step down for Clinton because they had agreed to having sex in exchange for his ticket

If the guy fck up, yabs go reach am well well

forget say we dey hail am

Lohlarh:
d woman for listen to d story before she ask d boy to narrate it before d dad.

Nice jokes,

We all knew dat but we didnt say it

have u lost ur voice?

cos ur still new in NLD

N4s,

U wanna know me?

success,

dat ur english fit fall the walls of jericho

why should i prove it to you. U be babe?

any day baby