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i'm still waiting for u to be a mosquito for us to experiment ur sig

Nigerian too like notice me

whats abt a big wedding? u do it for that 7 hrs and people notice you and talk abt it for months. after that, what else? people go abt thier business and forget abt it cos a bigger one will come up again by another different person.

Why dont u save the stress and organize a small weddding which will be attended by the very people u love n cherish most rather than having every dick, harry, nkechi, okafor and all naijas.

when will we learn to understand that we exist alone in this world and people will definitely forget you one day even though u do your best to please them.

In truth, IF U DONT LOVE YOURSELF FIRST, YOU CANNOT LOVE ANODA PERSON

My guys,

Pls you guys shld not be decieved. Can u remember any post by a member called OCTWINS? He said u can browse free with your glo line. He was correct but as i later found out, glo blocked all browsing with sim cards cos they noticed loopholes

From what i see, this guy uses a different proxy address to get access to the internet. Now all he wants is you to send him a mail and he will send you details with payment costs (to his acct) too but bet me, its gonna be on one of our GSM networks.

So pls, its better u get one of these multilinks, starcomms etc or u can wait for visafone.

Pls dont be in a hurry cos u'll regret later. Quote me if i'm wrong poster, but if this is genuine, then post it here and ur number. People who are interested will contact you.

I think we shld be frank with ourselves

What is 3g? wat do they mean by upgrade? How have their services been since the upgrade?

British Telecoms is one of the best GSM companies in the UK and they use 2.5g and from the quarterly reports, its not easy to maitain a 2.5g network. but check out thier service to thier nation. its superb

Glo had a 2.5g last year and wat kind of service did we get. poor call quality and reloading problems. They havent tackled all that and they have introduced 3g.

Now we have been blinded by the so called video calls, high speed internet access etc. its sounds so catching but u ask yourself: have thier services improved?

same tin applies to all other networks. But dont get me wrong cos i anit against any of them. We need to get our priorities right for once and tell these guys to sit up.

acquiring a 3g network means they have to replace almost all the existing 2.5g round the country and that is no small task.

I leave it up to u guys, lets see what they can do

I'll bow out of life peacefully in my sleep when i am ripe to go

why would som1 upload a song in cda format?

This is really silly.

convert the song to mp3

if you like, reservation your commentary

Aresenal had the chance to lead at home.

Now u guys will want to go and draw with a goal away.

Its either Milan will win 2-0 or we will go into extra time with a 0-0 full time score

Will u guys survive today?

the guy career go fall if he moves from Man utd

He has a promising career like what gigs, scholes, keane passed tru in Man Utd.

He shldnt leave at all

i wish u all a smashing time today

Mbadtidem (dirty-body)

Dont be surprised, it is true. Go ask any akwa ibom person

Na which kain motor be that?

Na wa in respect to you oh

why didnt u did it na

At least na the most handsome presido we get since Abacha

Since no be your mouth i hear am, can i say i heard it from the HORSE"S mouth?

Lets hope that ur kids are part of the new reforms cos my kids dey airport now on their way to France for their nursery schoo enrollment

Ravenzord,

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I'll advise you as a new comer to read at least, a full page of jokes so that u get acquainted with older jokes

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tnks brova

Na lie

U r not suggesting anything. Market no dey move for yaba-left-side and since u are the MD, ur job is at stake

_{Didnt i hear u float out an offer}. Buy a form, get one for free?

value

U can add me to a list if u like

_{thats if u know where the add button is}

wetin carry u go london?

emeka 419

I dont think mosquitos press secretary issued that statement

no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started ur 5mins maddness. Abi?

Na who get that kain power for here

Apart from God, na who u know?

century

My sister

na so e be for here. The Senators are planning on adding it to our constitution

They say it is mandatory for strike/strikes to occur for a period of 3 yrs either at once or in parts during a students lifetime at a university

An eager young man entered his prospective boss’s cabin for an interview,

Said the boss ‘One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness.
I hope you wiped your shoes on the doormat while coming in?’

Yes, sir,’ the young man replied promptly.

Back came the rejoinder, ‘One more thing we’re very particular about is honesty. There is no doormat outside!

Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father
was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the
screeching sounds, began to howl.

Johnny’s father listened to the dog and the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper on the floor and yelled, ‘For God’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?’

This is a good collection

Aisha shld print this out for Folly to fill

Lola must present hers to Tufe

Clemcy . . . . . . well na she and Miggy know demselves