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Rain no go fall again

Make everbody go them house abeg

Na which demon dem dey cast commot from ur body?

My babybee sister

I wont not allowed it to baffled I

GIlgeee,

Me i no dey wen the time come oh

tufe:
JESUS CHRIST !!!

ituen, i'm so sorry to see your lamentation. it is one of those things.

Silly boy

cant u see the username?

SAM MILLA:
who and who be the five wives wey u marry, name them,

1. Tessy
2. Nightnurse
3. Aristole
4. kaka

Do you have any one for me?

@jay

U sabi something

Gilgee,

Hold ur pieces together


ADDRESS TO THE NATION

It is with heart felt feliciations that I stand here with my fellow Chief, Migines to address Kuvukians. When i was  to leave for Obodo oyibo, i created an interim govt to be headed by sam milla. during his reign, various minsteries were formed in order to develop the kuvuki nation. I see no fault in that.

Power, like they say, in wrong use corrupts the innocent minds. This was manifested in characters by SegunPC etc. Good enough milla has been able to dissolve the board amicably in order to ensure peace.

Due to a higher calling by the "powers that be" in NLD, Sam milla will no longer contiunue as the Interim president.

I as the head of Kuvuki Chiefs, have regained my throne and from henceforth, all powers that existed durin Sammy's reign has ceased to be.

Saucekid still retains Minister for Defence

Kronky still remains Minster for Drugs/Nafdac/weeds etc


Migines shall at his own time_{(any time wey fit am)}, deligate the remaining positions to bonafide citizens of kuvuki.

Thank you very much.

signed
Ituen - Head of Chiefs
Kuvuki

. . . in which i'll gladly hand over to you whether i like it or not

na wa oh,

this world don spoil. even osama dey rub shoulders with migines

A blonde's boyfriend took her to her first football game. When it was over he asked her what she thought of the game.

She said I thought the muscles were great and all but they deserve more than 25 cents.

Confused the boyfriend said what r u talking about?

She replied That in the beginning of the game the ref flipped a quater and the whole time they where yelling get the quaterback

Two blondes were driving down a country road with nothing but wheat fields on either side, when they saw something in the field. They stopped the car to get out and look. Much to their suprise, there was a blonde in a row boat rowing away in the field.

The driver looked at her passenger and said, "It's blondes like that, that give us a bad name."

Then the passenger replied, "I know, if I could swim I would go out there and whoop her ass."

i beileve you especially the queen's case because the water utility bill is very high so most residents get themselves very clean so that they avoid baths


ask kronky, if u tik say i dey lie

n u think that u go still survive?

_{*Send SOS to osama*}

gillgee u mean?

As usual, any time Sam milla summon me, he cannot ask me questions.

I tire for this kain summon oh

. . and they made you thier marketing executive

u wan know wetin happen?

@Kronky,

Quentininc spoke to me and he spilled his guts out. Na only my duty to let the world know his plight.

As i don marry 4 wives, wetin i go dey find woman for again.

As a typical african man, i am contented with wat i have

hours was created by the strong to oppress the weak. Im still paid by the second

Hmmmm

I wonder why u still dey that planet? U get meeting with superman?

see the girsl small breast and butt. Chris brown no sabi choose babe oh

Robby,

i'm just trying to help a follw broda of mine

how did it respond to questions?


Abu, give us hard evidence, else i go soon post my own "Funny facts" oh

hmmmm


I now see yout point babe.

Na try talk u talk so

I wish you to wish me well

what has that gotto do with you?

the kain english i dey saw for this thread is baffled in me oh

Royalties is waht i keep getting paid on, every single second

YOu go soon tell be say bow-wow na ur classmate