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true talk my broda

some people even go to the point of arguin players salaries and bonuses. Look at our home leagues? We can even suppport them by at least watching even 2 matches every week. whe have AIT n NTA but people prefer to get DSTV in a remote locatio just to watch premiership.

I dont have any stress watching premiership but we shld understand that in football, a team must lose, win or draw. Some fans are so die hard that they refuse to understand simple logic _{(eg are the arsenal fans i have in the office).}

Another issue is thefact that fans expect the best from players. every touch in the 18yrd box must be a goal. every mistake must be punished. every shot at goal must be saved by a keeper. People forget that players also play under tension and are human beings too. we are nt helping matters. if ur team doesnt play well, the accept it in good faith and prepare for ur next match.

IT Has now gotten to a point that cults are formed with these various club and boys parade the streets in their jersey and marking territories to stop rival club fans from venturing near

Even in certain companies, bosses aske you ur premiership club b4 they employ you. its so sad that we have reduced ourselves to animals and the people who we are worshiping dont have an idea of wat is going on.

WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, WE MAY NEVER SEE THIS PLAYERS IN OUR LIFETIME SO WHAT ARE WE HATING THEM AND CRITICIZIN THE FOR?

THEY DONT EVEN KNOW PEOPLE LIKE US EXIST, SO WHY DO WE BEHAVE LIKE PERFECTIONIST.



me i don tire for naija premiership fans oh




Meanwhile CHELSEA go do wonders

[size=38pt]manchester 3 - arsenal 0[/size]


<sub>where is mukina

make she no see me oh</sub>

hmmm

the match go tough

the attack of both teams will have the final say since the defence of both teams are penetrable

_{sneaks in and posts}

[size=28pt]Man Utd 3 - Arsenal 0[/size]

_{hope mukin doesnt see this}

i have always said it.

I'm not sure of the EPL but chelsea will be CL carriers this yr

LAMENTATIONS OF A NAIRALANDER          -            USERNAME: QUENTININC




OBJECTIVE: To register in NLD so that i go meet chics and try and date as many as possible



MY brodas and sistas,

No be small tin wey i dey encounter for NLD.

Everyday i come online, i recieve about 20 IMs from NLD (people i don't know) who want to know me. So in a month i meet and chat with about 600 people.



Na here the problem start oh

Out of that 600 people, 500 na males. Now as a man, i gotta eliminate the males _{because notin i go take them do} except my tite pals


Out of the 100 females left, 60 na underage (i no fit razzle them) so i go commot them from equation.


Out of the 40 left, 30 are married so they will not fit what i'm looking for.


Out of the 10 left, 8 of them might not want to get to know me better. So i just let them be.

Out of the 2 left, only 1 person go like me and would want us to run things together.



Now as a guy man, i don try reduce the space but the problem be say, me and the chic go make love for phone, do introduction to mumsy and popsy, marry sef _{for inside phone oh}, and even start to live like family.


Now you see the stress i pass through to meet a girl just to have fun with through NLD.


The problem be say, when i travel to see the girl, this na the type of person i dey always meet















This is the 3rd time tis kain tin dey happen. NA WHO DEY SWEAR FOR ME NA!!!!!!!!!!!




[size=14pt]Abi i'm i not handsome enough[/size]




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SEUN HELP ME PLS[/size]

President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.

President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.

weddin don scatter be dat

good

sammy

come explain this joke

What happened next?


Lets ask gilgee, segun or olulu when they wake up from sleep

chai. . . . . . .

na wa oh

wasnt this a hoax

the 1st joke wins joke of the day

signed, sealed and stamped

ituen 1:31AM, 12/04/2008

me no wan know the smell.

make the mouth no just open. i no want make wetin happen in 1975 happen again

oga,

can u confirm, pls

na from ur post i see that one oh

Tufe,

tell me wetin u see sef?

thank God i get accomplices in case hammer decide to fall

Well,

when nature calls, you sef no fit control am.

at least the guy had the decency of not standing up.

. . . . back from the land of the living dead

ok

ur cleared. You can go home and sin no more

Oya,

i don come. where the wine and chicken?

Na migines u dey call kolo?

na smll pikin body dey worry am

@REbel,

na me u dey slaughter?

im papa or person wey claim to be im papa?

in short, lets make him a vegetable

then she will get it real hot