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Forum Games › Re: Let Everything End With Inho,ho by ituen(m): 11:26pm On Apr 11, 2008
who ressurectinho this dead thraedinho
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows by ituen(m): 11:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
Quentin,

sharaaaaappppppppppppp

elders dey talk, you listen
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 11:20pm On Apr 11, 2008
migines, na where u go since?

na who give segun right to hold national broadcast?

na sam milla dey cause all these problems
Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back by ituen(m): 10:26pm On Apr 11, 2008
Why are these hungry men tryin to make life difficult for me? Cant dey leave tessy alone.

@Clem
now u don divorce Migines, u wan come wreck my own.

More sand snad to ur elbows
Jokes Etc › Re: Family Affair by ituen(m): 10:09pm On Apr 11, 2008
dont mind them

meanwhile none of them don even hear her voice b4 talk less of seeing her
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by ituen(m): 10:05pm On Apr 11, 2008
abeg no open dat mouth oh


make i pass commot from NLD b4 u do so
Jokes Etc › Re: Black Kids Birtday Party by ituen(m): 9:47pm On Apr 11, 2008
let us join hands together to ban the poster

na keyboard type am oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Job Interview In Italy. by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Apr 11, 2008
good response tufe
Jokes Etc › Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 9:30pm On Apr 11, 2008
this piece is tight

to the extent that those who dont understand english dey happy sef
Jokes Etc › Re: Weird Optical by ituen(m): 9:26pm On Apr 11, 2008
Gilgee,

na true? come clear ur name oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2008
clem gladly recieves her new name and publishes it on the dailies
Jokes Etc › Re: Guinea Brocade by ituen(m): 8:08pm On Apr 11, 2008
aristole:
[center]NOTICE ! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!![/center]


For all contenders

I regret to announce that the race in getting my one and only wife (aristole) has been closed indefinitely .

The proximate cause of the closure is as the result of the usage of jazz,juju,high life and fuji in the recent registration exercise.

The casualties are still responding to treatments and their names will soon be published in the Daily Nairaland Newspaper soon.

And,this is to bring to your notice that my wife is expecting our 1st baby in the next 2 months.

I regret any inconveniences.
Thanks.

Signed.

Ituen.
Well, its all said and done
Jokes Etc › Re: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 8:01pm On Apr 11, 2008
Ok Chief,

Fireee down. I will check you 9 months later grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 7:55pm On Apr 11, 2008
clemcykul:
one iteun wife for you grin
Clemcy,

e be like say u sabi buy trouble for anoda person
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 7:52pm On Apr 11, 2008
Tufe my fellow chief

Atttimes small boys with big minds na im we dey groom to become the next warriors of our village.

If the guy pass boundary, you know wetin go happen to am na
Jokes Etc › Re: Irish Jokes. by ituen(m): 7:49pm On Apr 11, 2008
this is nice
Jokes Etc › Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 7:46pm On Apr 11, 2008
Bluffs.

Gilgee, for ur mind, u don impress those small girls abi


Make i see ur face when the tin happen true true
Jokes Etc › Re: Strictly Naija Slangs by ituen(m): 7:33pm On Apr 11, 2008
da boi,

person don showcase anoda thread like this b4. this ur kain format no dey work well
Jokes Etc › Re: And He Wants To Be President? by ituen(m): 7:31pm On Apr 11, 2008
n people like u will keep on getting decieved
Jokes Etc › Re: Introduction by ituen(m): 7:30pm On Apr 11, 2008
Sammy,

thak God say u don come. We were just deliberating on your case. Can you confirm if all wat we have been discussing is true?

Clear ur name now
Jokes Etc › Re: One Week To Live. by ituen(m): 7:28pm On Apr 11, 2008
hehehehe grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(op): 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
Are u a blonde, Clem?
Jokes Etc › Re: Give Her Another Chance by ituen(m): 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
na wa oh

wetin be lamaoso?
Jokes Etc › Re: Dime by ituen(m): 7:22pm On Apr 11, 2008
Clemcy too beg
Jokes Etc › Re: possession of good looks by ituen(m): 7:22pm On Apr 11, 2008
that pant must be filthy for it to affect him
Jokes Etc › Re: If You See Anything Dirty, It's Just Your Mind by ituen(m): 1:30pm On Apr 11, 2008
heehehe grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Morning duty by ituen(m): 1:22pm On Apr 11, 2008
Olulu, i support u.

Clemcy na NLD prostitute
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 1:20pm On Apr 11, 2008
xteristics of UFO specimens
Travel › Re: Tell Us About The City Where You Live by ituen(m): 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2008
Most of my time is spent offshore on a platform


Now we use helicopters as transport medium to the platform (usually called rigs). Wen we get there, we make a report to the transport/logistics officer of our arrival and we get what we need in order to get settled.

ON the platform, we usually have our accomodation, workspace, relaxation spots in place. The location is on the high seas (usually called deep offshore). The platform is supported on column(beams) which are driven straight into the ocean bed. Usually, the beams are made to be flexible so that it can respond to the movements caused by high tidal wavs of the ocean.

during the day, we work below decks and go for lunch breaks. After work, we retire for the day and also go for dinner. Then we also visit the relaxation spots for games like billards, table teniss etc.

Its fun there but its risky because when u look around you, your only friends are SHARKS!!!!!!!!


MORE TO COME LATER

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 11:57am On Apr 11, 2008
we dey wait na
Jokes Etc › Re: Job Interview In Italy. by ituen(m): 11:54am On Apr 11, 2008
lets hope rebel lady is ok
Jokes Etc › Re: And He Wants To Be President? by ituen(m): 11:54am On Apr 11, 2008
u wan carry gun?

for us to laff again?

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