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. . . .from both participants of the 9mnths IT

all shout AMEN!!!!!!

Olulu must be cured of his delusions

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Me i never see love slap oh.

Gilgee, u sure say the tin no peel ur skin?

@Jay

hehehe

Quentin,

na so u go dey change email addy like ashawo. anytime u dey change mail addy, u no dey update me. i go store the new one sha.

Even WAEC go hard am sef

Dont mind them gilgee,

Meanwhile,

i'm chilling in my room with my wifey, tessy, sipping some 1876 french wine endorsed by Guillaume Berthaud de' villeir. This wine is taken after u've had ur meal of Cheese, red meat and chicken cacciatoria.

[quote author=$ammy link=topic=126721.msg2144347#msg2144347 date=1207934910]Guys for real abeg na who wan buy beer this night, I go dey Yellow chillies for VI abeg. im wearing my chelsea jersey.[/quote]Guy u silly oh!! so u commot from your house,  pay N2500 transport (taxi) to VI, siddon for bar, dey wait for NLDers to come buy u beer?

Me i be chelsea fan but if u fit siddon wait till monday after our match, i go come give you big Ragolis water

na which kain biz clem no go shun sef?

and please let us make sure it stays there oh

search

hmmmm

migines don suffer

Leave sammy oh

u see all those pot-holes on expressways?

Na sammy leg cause am wen im dey run and he cnt catch the molue, in anger, he stamps his foot on the ground

_{slaps the keyboard. this keyboard sef, u go put me for trouble oh}

what?

heard it b4 but i sitll love it

My bros gilgee,

i don show and u no dey.

I don dey beg u make u no dey use trial version_{(fake model)} of yahoo msgr. Now e don expire and it falls on me to give u money to get original one

Starts singing SDP campaign song

*. . . . I tire for this problem na so so wahala. . . i tire for this gilgee , i tire for life oh*

heheheheh

Na by force to show ur stupidness _{(i dey talk to the man oh, b4 some people take offence)}

If na for fating, leave Ify oh.

Her own case na divine intervention (not juju meditation) go solve am

NOw for the post above me, WHY WOULD WANNA DO THAT?

THATS OUTRIGHT DEATH NA

@olulu

I no be babe to ayusman oh. if ur jealous of dat position, i don commot my hand oh

Quentin,

u be joseph cousin?

you guys shld give him conc HCl to gargle with

@quentin

Na becos we dey democracy na eim i dey see all these boys dey pursue my wife.


if na military we been dey, people for dey dissappear mysteriously.

@tufe,

i dey alllow these boys becos i be gentleman nad my wives no go happy if i dey fight with lunatics. thanks for ur LOYALTY bro

true yarn gilgee

@clem

na who tell u say my wives no love me

nice

ole grade 1 like u

me i no follow oh

biz in iraq was simple.

he just opened a branch of his company there to serve the USsoldiers betta

so even u sef, kola, still dey nld