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Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:47pm On Apr 12, 2008
@IB

27 or 72?

No dey confuse me oh. its either ur 14 or 72

Choose one, else bring ur certificate to prove
Jokes EtcRe: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 2:45pm On Apr 12, 2008
Strolls to meet Tufe

Hw abt a bottle of chilled star just to while away time, tufe?
Jokes EtcRe: Black Kids Birtday Party by ituen(m): 2:43pm On Apr 12, 2008
O boy,

I no trust this country again oh. Even for kuvuki land, some people fit instigate me.

As u know, i have a rep to keep as per head of kuvuki chiefs so small banters like this could bring my downfall
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2008
*desperately searching for a pin before hell is let loose in forum games*
Jokes EtcRe: Lamentations Of A Nairalander (Quentininc) by ituen(op): 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2008
Tufe,

Please dont curse. We have 1 divrocee and many spinisters in NLD. Shld i name names?

1. Clemcy - divorcee
2. Rebelious - Spin
3. efuah - Spin
4. Lola - Spin
5. Lohlar - Spin
6. Aisha - Spin


DO u still need me to tell these ladies to marry u?
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2008
Good for you oh. Cos u too waka.

Now back to the certificate issue. If u no fit get the certificate, u can swear a court affidavit
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 2:33pm On Apr 12, 2008
Make dat fire bur evergie and clemcy mouth together
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:32pm On Apr 12, 2008
I aint insulting u babe,

no vex in case u think i am

But the fact remains:








HAVE U DECIDED TO SETTLE IN KANO?
Jokes EtcRe: Job Interview In Italy. by ituen(m): 2:32pm On Apr 12, 2008
small tin.

I go even my pepsi (family size ) for u sef
Jokes EtcRe: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 2:30pm On Apr 12, 2008
I see am for free mut Mumu's pains dey worry me for here
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2008
YOu can see that ur still not mature enought to keep it yourself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ituen(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2008
[size=18pt]i no be arsenal or man utd fan, but To all arsenal fans: If una no win or draw this match for chelsea to win EPL, then. . . . . .[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: For All My Fellow Drunkards by ituen(m): 2:27pm On Apr 12, 2008
Chicken right from birth
Jokes EtcRe: September 11 by ituen(m): 2:26pm On Apr 12, 2008
yes Tufe,

someone did on 11/09/2001
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2008
where is ur birth certificate?
Jokes EtcRe: Guinness by ituen(m): 2:23pm On Apr 12, 2008
the go and start robbing okrika clothes
Jokes EtcRe: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 2:22pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na there u go know say the surprise na fake
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 2:21pm On Apr 12, 2008
No dey allow the boy head big. If he finds out ur just 14yrs old, the guy fit get stroke oh
Jokes EtcRe: Planning World War 3 by ituen(op): 2:18pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na wa for all of una oh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Now i no sabi war, una talk say na me wan start am.
Jokes EtcRe: You Will Be Ashamed Of This Picture? by ituen(m): 2:17pm On Apr 12, 2008
even if it is modified, try laff small na
Jokes EtcRe: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by ituen(m): 2:15pm On Apr 12, 2008
evergie,

if i talk am, problem fit happen for here
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 2:14pm On Apr 12, 2008
tufe,

rubbing dog feaces all over ur scabies-infested body will do u some good
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(op): 2:10pm On Apr 12, 2008
na wa oh. u just attack migines.

Now na clem u wan focus on.
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 2:08pm On Apr 12, 2008
I suppose dey slap some guys for this place oh
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 2:06pm On Apr 12, 2008
It makes mega sense
Jokes EtcRe: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 2:05pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na wa oh

Na miggines dem dey stroke like this?
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by ituen(m): 2:02pm On Apr 12, 2008
@Migs

I can attest that no one busted her ass, but she has been flirting with little boys
Jokes EtcRe: possession of good looks by ituen(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2008
@Poster

If u are lookingfor an ally, it shld definitely not be Clemcy
Jokes EtcRe: Little Old Man by ituen(m): 1:58pm On Apr 12, 2008
i understand the joke nw
Jokes EtcRe: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na which kain expensice joke be this?
Jokes EtcRe: Men Again by ituen(m): 1:42pm On Apr 12, 2008
make una no fight oh.

Abeg kuvuki hospital no get ammenities
Jokes EtcRe: Sad Story by ituen(m): 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2008
With no insults intended,

Sammy, use your good offices and put this joke under the thread you created. your name don dey plenty for here.

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