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@IB 27 or 72? No dey confuse me oh. its either ur 14 or 72 Choose one, else bring ur certificate to prove |
Strolls to meet Tufe Hw abt a bottle of chilled star just to while away time, tufe? |
O boy, I no trust this country again oh. Even for kuvuki land, some people fit instigate me. As u know, i have a rep to keep as per head of kuvuki chiefs so small banters like this could bring my downfall |
*desperately searching for a pin before hell is let loose in forum games* |
Tufe, Please dont curse. We have 1 divrocee and many spinisters in NLD. Shld i name names? 1. Clemcy - divorcee 2. Rebelious - Spin 3. efuah - Spin 4. Lola - Spin 5. Lohlar - Spin 6. Aisha - Spin DO u still need me to tell these ladies to marry u? |
Good for you oh. Cos u too waka. Now back to the certificate issue. If u no fit get the certificate, u can swear a court affidavit |
Make dat fire bur evergie and clemcy mouth together |
I aint insulting u babe, no vex in case u think i am But the fact remains: HAVE U DECIDED TO SETTLE IN KANO? |
small tin. I go even my pepsi (family size ) for u sef |
I see am for free mut Mumu's pains dey worry me for here |
YOu can see that ur still not mature enought to keep it yourself |
[size=18pt]i no be arsenal or man utd fan, but To all arsenal fans: If una no win or draw this match for chelsea to win EPL, then. . . . . .[/size] |
Chicken right from birth |
yes Tufe, someone did on 11/09/2001 |
where is ur birth certificate? |
the go and start robbing okrika clothes |
Na there u go know say the surprise na fake |
No dey allow the boy head big. If he finds out ur just 14yrs old, the guy fit get stroke oh |
Na wa for all of una oh ![]() Now i no sabi war, una talk say na me wan start am. |
even if it is modified, try laff small na |
evergie, if i talk am, problem fit happen for here |
tufe, rubbing dog feaces all over ur scabies-infested body will do u some good |
na wa oh. u just attack migines. Now na clem u wan focus on. |
I suppose dey slap some guys for this place oh |
It makes mega sense |
Na wa oh Na miggines dem dey stroke like this? |
@Migs I can attest that no one busted her ass, but she has been flirting with little boys |
@Poster If u are lookingfor an ally, it shld definitely not be Clemcy |
i understand the joke nw |
Na which kain expensice joke be this? |
make una no fight oh. Abeg kuvuki hospital no get ammenities |
With no insults intended, Sammy, use your good offices and put this joke under the thread you created. your name don dey plenty for here. |
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