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Career / Re: I’ll Rather Quit Medicine Than Abandon Shoe-making - Adeosun Taiye by ivanalimi: 3:01pm On Apr 05, 2021
nonipe2935:
Good and nice
this guy is a scammer.run away from him.a word is enough for the wise
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Signs Contract To Keep Him At Leicester City Until 2024 by ivanalimi: 6:47pm On Apr 03, 2021
leseyeb581:
Good
this guy is a scammer.pls dont do business with him.he scammed me of my hard earned money and I have proof
Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano, Aminu Bayero Under Probe Over ₦1.3 Billion Land Scam by ivanalimi: 9:53am On Apr 03, 2021
sifesow109:
Hmmo
pls nairaland beware of this fake data bundle guy.I sent money to his account to purchase 1 gig data bundle from him and he scammed me.initially I wanted to purchase like 10 gig worth of data but I wanted to test him.I sent 600 naira to his account for just 1 gig and he didn't send d data to me till now.more than a month.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Speaks Amid Rape Accusation, Tells Members Not To Fight Protesters by ivanalimi: 2:06pm On Jun 30, 2019
Margy:


My opinion:

I think the more reason why she decided to speak is because:
1. Timi Dakolo must have suspected and might have caught her with the Coza pastor.

2. He might have asked her for explanation.

3. She wanted to dodge, but he stood his ground, he might have promised her he won't over react.

4. She confided in her husband. Coza initially raped her twice. She must have told her husband all other sexual encounters. Of course, after the rape, she has been sleeping with him. Because if someone rapes a person twice, you will surely want to avoid such a person. She never did! She kept going to the church and all other sex were consensual.

5. Timi became furious. He couldn't handle that anymore. How can he keep sharing a punanny with another man.

6. He was angry, maybe threatened divorce, but how can he divorce? A gospel singer!

7. He thought about it. She begged.

8. On a second note: he must expose this man. Who knows how many girls he might have slept with. Even married women were not left out.

9. He made her agree to do a public post and public speech. First he made a post on Instagram.

10. Now, he gained a lot of trust from fans!.. Timi is in pains: no man wants to share his woman with another rod. No! No man.

11. People are angry.

12. But his wife has not told us if she hasn't had sex with coza pastor after the two times rape. She did not say so.

13. If the case gets to court more will come out, probably!

Inbtw
14. A flamboyant pastor!!! I'm sure a lot of girls have slept with him.. not rape this time!

15. I know one pastor in Umuahia that runs..ehm..ehm..streams of joy, both are best of friends, who knows? Maybe accomplice. Birds of same feather!

16. Ok.. let's wait for the next story
the funniest thing is that this matter can never get to court.case is cold.no evidence, no proof, no witnesses. the way any lawyer worth his salt will tear dakolo's wife in cross examination will be brutal.no doctors report of bruises around the vaginal from the penetration.nothing.the case is dead on arrival.no wonder she is not laying a complaint at the police station.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Blasts A Troll Who Tagged 2face “21st Century Father Abraham” by ivanalimi: 2:28pm On Jun 17, 2019
vizkiz:
What I don't understand is;

How can a lady love a guy so much to the extent he cheats on her more than once and she keeps forgiving him?

I mean we all know cheating is never a mistake but a choice. So why did she keep loving him despite the fact he was a village dog? (fücking around).

If tables were turned and Annie was the one who had another man's child, I am 100,000% sure 2face will dump her and call her a bìtch. So why did she keep holding on to him all that time with her claws?


Lmao.... Feminism is truly scam.
he is rich and famous
Celebrities / Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu's Wife Reacts To Romantic Pic Of Him On Set With Mercy Aigbe by ivanalimi: 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2019
deltateam:

Yeah.
if she no friend zone u first
Education / Re: This Is What FUTO Exam Hall Looks Like (Photos) by ivanalimi: 8:06am On Jun 15, 2019
localboy:



Which kind of grammar is this ?
took me a long time to decipher what he wrote.
Celebrities / Re: "You Know I Walk The Talk" - Toke Makinwa Steps Out In White (photo) by ivanalimi: 7:58am On May 02, 2019
PeachtreeReside:
If she is selling pussy as claimed and accursed by people, how much of it can give her this lifestyle of hers,?

How many men will she have to be banging to live this good?

Without evidence, people will tag her an olosho which isn't fair nor right because immature men will claim to have slept with a woman they only say hi to.


The majority of men these days are shallow and very immature.
u think fucking a celeb is cheap? u think all those senators and politicians can't drop 2 or 3 mil to sex a celeb? who do u think is fucking all those actresses riding those range rovers? teachers? bankers?some men can take u to Dubai for shopping, spend millions just for sex. u think her vlog is paying her enough to av these expensive lifestyle?
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Romance / Re: Have You Truly Loved Someone,but You Just Couldn't Be Together? by ivanalimi: 6:59am On Jan 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Yes, but it wasn't because we couldn't be together. We could have been, but I chose not to because I figured he was never going to be the kind of person I wanted in my life. We were too different & I wasn't willing to put up with the differences, so I had to let it go.
yes.in legend of the seeker
Celebrities / Re: 'My Husband Has No Problem With Such' - BBNaija's Gifty Shares Twerking Video by ivanalimi: 8:23am On Jan 23, 2019
Pharaoh350s:
She must have fought with the husband at home over this video ,but she claims the husband loves it .that is something she won't tell you .
And for the husband to keep the family away form break up ,he needs to be silent about it in public #relationshipgoals
u av husband and ur daughter's paternity is still an issue between two men?? continue deceiving urself o gifty
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Adetiba Reacts To The Outrage Generated By Falz' About "Transaction Sex" by ivanalimi: 11:52am On Jan 18, 2019
wilsonchilboy:
Me no fit read all dis thin wey u write
every man pays for sex directly or indirectly. even married men.
Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by ivanalimi: 1:48pm On Nov 26, 2018
princfred:
She is afraid he will use the wedding money to play Chelsea over 2.5 grin . Always they will be more happy shouting over 2 goals before they play and less happy after the game. Carry bet ticket like tissue paper up and down. grin Those that play virtual are the funniest; something that has been programmed to make them lose. Better to dash handicaps the money.


But I know one guy who bought land with bet profit and another whose life was changed for good with the 3.5 million he won soo can't diss them. Who knows where ones open door is.
even Floyd may weather the king of money dey play bet.mumu girl
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by ivanalimi: 7:55pm On Nov 25, 2018
bennyann:




If I'm someone who lives by fantasies, I won't be standing with my head so high as at now.

NOTE: I didn't say I will impose surnames on my children. To me, that's an abomination because they are my husband's.

If you are a man, may life bless you with sons of your own so you won't go through the experience of what men without sons go through especially secretly, not to talk of men without children of theirs.


I'm glad to honour my step dad by adding his surname to my father's and everyone in the family is happy. If that is something so upsetting to you, then I can't help you.

Furthermore, I don't look for men but most look for me and all I have to do is choose from those that found me. Do you know what? Many can't resist my qualities, so they wait for me to make up my mind about them. They know I'm more important and of higher worth than the surnames of mine that scare your type.

Again, don't you worry for me, I've chosen one out of those who found me and he isn't bothered about it but it's my decision to stick to what I intended or not. It wouldn't stop me from being me, from loving him, being faithful and being submissive to him because it is the commandment from God. Everywhere I go, I would be known as his wife and he, my husband. Being a man's wife isn't determined by a name but by convenant and the willingness, determination, discipline and conscious effort made to sticking to that oath. NA WIFE NAME MAN WON CHOP ? undecided

I'm not just created to make only one man happy but to also put smiles on the faces of as many people as I can. That's what I live for and that's what makes me fulfilled in life.

I leave with this:

8 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a man die, and have no son, then ye shall cause his inheritance to pass unto his daughter.
Numbers 27:8


first who said anything about ur children bearing ur name or step father's name and not ur husband's name? well u will always find men that their head has been wrapped around a woman's thigh like wrapper that will accept such. but don't be too sure about such men.they can wake up one day with a newly formatted brain and say u should take his whole name.Thank God such pussified men don't exist in my family.
Celebrities / Re: Sean 'Diddy' Combs At Kim Porter's Funeral (Pics) by ivanalimi: 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2018
Hedonini:

It baffles me how you deluded females expect a superstar rap artist/mogul like almighty Diddy to be faithful. Puffy of the World. King of Swag. Baba for the boys and girls. Someone whose entire career and legacy is built literally on the Bad Boy persona. Yet you want him to be a good boy. It's ridiculous.

Of course he loved Kim, that's why he made her family. But he is too shrewd a businessman to wife anybody. Next thing she would file for divorce and want half of a fortune she knows not how it was built. Ask fools like Tiger Woods.
they expect p.diddy that is worth 1 billion dollars to marry? why? when he has different classy pussies at his beck and call any time and he has more than five children already? what does he want again? one woman will now come and divorce him on top one yeye excuse and cart away half of his wealth? u think na everybody foolish like eboue?

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Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by ivanalimi: 1:16pm On Nov 25, 2018
bennyann:
This is a hard pill to swallow for me. I'll say why.

I intend keeping my father's name just to honour the family. My father is the only man in his family and he has two daughters only. I'm the last.

Even if the name will die with me, I just want to keep it for that reason. At least, when I die, I wouldn't bother about the existence of that name and that's not foolish to me.

I'm the only biological child of my mum. Staying with her, I had a compound surname just to honour my step father because he's gotten no child of his.

I wouldn't want to go further but I think one should understand such scenarios.

I wouldn't condone anyone insulting my husband when I get married because he allowed me keep my father's name. For crying out loud, he will get married to me as an individual and not the name. Besides, his name will be the first or the major surname.

Though I haven't concluded if I will eventually use my husband's name solely or not but I think Our motives for doing some things should really be put into consideration.

Some have stories that can trash down some rules.
good luck finding such a Nigerian man that will allow that.of course by the time u are 37 and still single, maybe u will have a rethink of ur girlish fantancies.
Celebrities / Re: Fella Makafui's Sugar Daddy Takes Back The Car He Bought For Her by ivanalimi: 4:46pm On Nov 22, 2018
dasparrow:


Can a guy ever genuinely love a lady without having sex with her especially since she is not his wife?
one of my friends is getting married DEC 1 next month and he has never slept with the babe before.so yes its possible.
Education / Re: Christian Parents, Ifa Priest Protest Against UI School’s Hijab Crisis by ivanalimi: 9:56am On Nov 22, 2018
AtariAjanaku:


1. Is ISI a christian school or a public school or at least a school owned by a public institution?
Only brazen shameless liars would say ISI is a christian school.
So if we are agreed that ISI is a public school or at least owned by a public institution, then why would you deny other tax payers from sending their wards to the school?
2.Then some of them say, it is a privately owned school? And these people will call themselves 'christians' and lying shamelessly. if it is a private school, make public the private owners.
3. Make public the school dress code so that every one can see where the hijab was prohibited there. Remember the document is in the hands of people already.
4. Some scare mongers are now saying ifa people would dress in ifa robes. Rubbish. Let them do it. Is it what they wear on a daily basis? Let them nobody will tell them to put it off after a week. Isnt it funny how christianity (or at least some christians found themselves on the same side with ifa priests against Muslims). Interesting. Nice grouping indeed.

Mind you I have a brother who went to that school. So let people speak from the position of knowledge not hearsay or ignorance
soon the Muslims undergraduates in covenant university will come out to protest about their right to wear hijab too.
Education / Re: Christian Parents, Ifa Priest Protest Against UI School’s Hijab Crisis by ivanalimi: 7:58am On Nov 22, 2018
nawtyme:

If you don't like the dressing in the school, withdraw and go to one which favors your dress code. You can not force a private institution to amend its values for you.
Today you are demanding hijab, if the bend, who knows what you would demand tomorrow?
Maybe it would now be forceful conversions to Islam
very soon now u will notice new private secondary schools will not be admitting Muslim students anymore cos of their propensity to cause religious chaos every where they go to.or they drastically and stylishly reduce the number of Muslim intakes.they are kuku easy to identify.kamuredeen,Suleiman,hijabrudeen

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Education / Re: Hijab Controversy: UI School Board Retains Dress Code by ivanalimi: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2018
abdulkayus:


Rather u are the one with the ignorance. Freedom of religion is in our constitution, except that your bigoted self would denied that.
so wearing of hijab is a fundamental right? do u even know what fundamental human right means? freedom of religion is not even a fundamental human right.but i guess u don't know there is difference BTW ur rights and ur fundamental human right. find an enlightened person to explain these things to u.I don't av ur time.simpletinius ignoramus

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Education / Re: Hijab Controversy: UI School Board Retains Dress Code by ivanalimi: 8:23am On Nov 15, 2018
abdulkayus:



Religion is perfect but the practitioners are not perfect. A lot of people have committed atrocities under the umbrella of religion. So u don't have much points. They said they want to wear hijab which is their fundamental rights. Why denied them? They ain't forcing anybody. We should be tolerant with each other. Be open minded.
wearing of hijab is a fundamental right? where in the constitution did u see that? don't spread ur inherent ignorance over here pls.

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Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber In Hijab Apprehended Near UNIMAID In Borno. Photos by ivanalimi: 4:16pm On Nov 13, 2018
vingeophysicist:
The Muslim miscreants are here again. Is this the kind of people you allow into your country? I praise countries like America(Trump), Slovakia and China that has restricted the migration of these jihadist to their territory. I wonder how a god you never met before will brainwash you to the extent you use yourself as an explosive vessel to kill your fellow human being.
I believe Israel is the best country to deal with these people. Recently, Palestinians shot about 300 rocket to Israel but due to the dome system in Israel, it only injured one person. But when Israel army replied with air cannon about seven of them died .infact I am watching the mothers of those Gaza Muslim miscreants weeping. I have zero sympathies for these people.
remove Islam from the world and the world will become a peaceful place
Education / Re: Dangote Hires 15 Foreign Professors For Kano University by ivanalimi: 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2018
rhajaan:
I laugh when other tribes see Northerners as unintelligent Abo..kis....they are silently taking over their educational structures from Southern bred academics and professors...see the amount of scholarships offered to their indigenes.....
They would have gone for good southern professors...but they know they would dominate and Populate their system with southern brethren, knowing fully well they(Northerners) cannot do this in the south ...rather they went for foreign Profs. who would not care about domination but would mentor the Northern academics.

Take a look at Ekiti for example and see how the educational structures are rapidly falling. If you have ever schooled up North...there is a systematic plan to have Northerners...foreign trained and obviously better...to take over from southerners in most Universities... eg ABU and BUK...

I hope other states wake up...
I laugh in Swahili.northerners taking over in education.u must be high on osogbo weed.av u ever wondered why they never cross over to the south for their tertiary education? most of their secondary school graduates cannot even spell onions correctly. the north is backward in everything my friend education included. its not surprising though. they place much emphasis on Islamic education and frown at western education. they are ignorant and proudly so.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Bikini Photos by ivanalimi: 11:26am On Nov 03, 2018
pcicero:
Why is she standing on one leg in all the pictures?

I know it is to accentuate the back curves. But after spending so much on surgeries should you still limp like a polio patient to show your curves?

I pity all these fake people.
even inside the water she still dey stand on one leg.foolish set of pple
Romance / Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Good Man? :( by ivanalimi: 11:43am On Sep 11, 2018
BestDude:
you will be the same person that will reject the person with this same qualities.

That is why I laugh at you ladies when you complain...
or they will be forming hard to get

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Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by ivanalimi: 5:55pm On Sep 07, 2018
MariaLavina:
We can only play this role if Men are humble enough to be corrected. A "good evening or Good morning" to "sup" should have been a clue to a smart responsible guy that his approach is wrong. But no the next request would "can I have your number" if you manage to scale through the first fvck up. cheesy

I once tried to correct a guy who requested we meet just few minutes of chatting for the first time. It went this way.

Guy: sup
Me: Good evening
Guy: Can I know you?
Mesadseriously? I'm I jobless?) Depends on what you wish to know
Guy: Okay...where do you stay?
Me: ....gave him location
Guy: Let's Meet
Me: (pissed of) I think you should ask if I want to meet you.
Guy: hmmmm okay.
Me:Or don't I have a say?
Guy: Who do you think you are?
.... You can guess what happened next grin



This is the least of it all. We ladies don't talk or complain about these things, that's why Men always seem to be the angels.
can't stop laughing.I like your sense of humour
Romance / Re: Our Ladies, Why Allow Guys Rough Handle Your Bwest Anyhow?? by ivanalimi: 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2018
highqueen:
lool,,aren't you stupid as you claim...oh,you didn't deny it...why do 9ja guys think that sleeping with a girl earns them a trophy...you slept with her,she slept with you...you both rough handled each other..you came out with your frustrated loud putrid mouth to yarn dust...lol,,shameless things we call 9ja men...oshi
are u not the one talking like a pained she goat now. why are u talking as if na ur breast turn slippers?
Crime / Re: Momohjimoh Idris 'Always' Kidnap: Soldier Killed During Rescue Operation by ivanalimi: 1:06pm On Mar 04, 2018
gbosaa:



Thanks for explaning why the man was killed...apparently those who killed him were not happy that an army man was doing a police man’s job.

They wouldn’t have killed him if he was a policeman or he wouldn’t have died if he was a policeman abi. undecided
but some women dey try o. why will u willingly go and marry a man that romances and kisses death every minute of the day? a man that can die anytime? granted everyone will die but not when u are taking a stroll with death walking behind u every day. chai.
Family / Re: 'I Moved Out Of My Parents House Because Of My Mum" - Lady by ivanalimi: 12:59pm On Mar 04, 2018
Kobicove:


...And who told you that a woman is incomplete unless she's married? undecided
a man too is incomplete without getting married. life is not supposed to be lived alone all ur life. haba. u sleep alone, u wake up alone, u go to work , come back to meet an empty house.while ur sisters and brothers and friends are all happily married with kids. I no wan live that kind life o biko. even tonto dike sha manage marry get one pikin bf she divorced the husband. at least she is not lonely too much now she has a son

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Is Watching "Black Panther" (Photos) by ivanalimi: 5:03am On Mar 04, 2018
chloride6:


Completely senseless movie, the level of technological development is still variance with it's political development. You are the most developed country in the world but you pick your king by fighting?

I don't think any technological advancement in a country should erase the culture and tradition of its pple. even if we are as advanced as the u.s today, u think d Fulani pple will still not be flogging a potential groom with horsewhip to prove he is strong enough to marry his bride? that's just an example though
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bombs Hit Syria's Ghouta. Many Dead (Graphics Photos) by ivanalimi: 10:46am On Mar 03, 2018
MDsambo:



And what if I told you Christian Nations are the masterminds behind the barbaric and inhumane attack?
am sure its america that's is arming the rebels to fight against the tryrant president Assad
Celebrities / Re: Shola Ogudu: How I Cope With Wizkid Having Other Baby Mamas by ivanalimi: 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2018
Peterpan231:


You are right, in my life I have only met two women who understand how men think. And the is the key to relating with a man. they want the security, so they have a baby. forgetting to ask what plans the dude has, or his idea of a family.
They next girl want same and brings a baby to the table too. Then someone cries foul.
if say na one penniless nigga impregnate her for her class now, na to remove the pikin immediately o. but na wizzy baba. I don't even think wizkid wanted her to keep the baby set because he rejected the boy till he was born. but cos say na celebrity she born am. if tubaba na one yeye poor man se Annie go marry am after he don give like 6 women belle already? women only get mouth for poor man matter. na so so feminist for poor man. e- money wife fit dey claim feminist for her husband? if he tell am to sit down for 24 hours make she no move she go move?

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Health / Re: Muslim Lady Who Performed Surgery In Hijab Speaks After Succesful Operation.PICS by ivanalimi: 9:19am On Feb 25, 2018
ollah2:


In your shallow mind, you believe you have made sense. What is different in what she did and Christains ladies who don't drink but fück their punny out? You are the biggest hypocrite here. Continue concluding about my religion
na that my hand wey she no shake na wetin vex me . she was still proving holy even after she don commit sin finish. Christian girls Bleep .yes they Bleep very well but at least they are not hypocritical like ur pple. we are not holy but we still don't pretend as if we are the holiest of holiest. my girls no dey shame go Bleep.. they go still tell their friends say I go my boyfriend's house go spend weekend. ur girls go cover all over their body , go sneak go Bleep and still av the effrontery to be forming saint.( by not shaking hands, not seating in between two men on keke) and not allowing a man's body to mistakenly touch hers ( cos its a sin of course.) if that's not the meaning of hypocrisy, then what is? funny religion. alcohol is so wrong but ur pple dey go sabongari go buy am store for their house dey drink am. I don tire. chai my eyes see plenty things for kano that time

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