₦airaland Forum

bizza45:
mr man pack wella, davido lied to the police, I guess because of his papa connection, d police commissioner was demoted and dem con bring in aoda person wey free d young man... if say na beta country we dey, that man for don dey cool for kpanti for lying to the cops

What cave are you typing from?
No civilized country will jail a person for lying to the police.
Only in a poverty cesspool do people think police are some
kind of gods to be worshipped.

Besides, Davido never lied in the first place.

BenzEne1:
You do know the theory that states that every action is presaged by an equal and opposite reaction? I would love to know when the evolution process started. And what was before it started. Darwin's origin of the species gave us a very detailed explanation of evolution and its processes. But no evolutionist has come out with a precise time on when life began or what sort of organism was first on earth. There are contradictions in all their claims. Science has gone far in applying its resource to unearth how life came to be. But it is never going to come to a standpoint.

Is this a joke or what?
This isn't an argument at all, more of a feel-good comic for believers.

This is why I advise people to get a basic understanding of a concept
before attempting to "disprove" it.

Nobody owes you an explanation of how life began, that is not the aim
of the theory of evolution. The most important thing is that evolution is
a fact just as gravity.

It doesn't matter that Newton couldn't tell you how gravity began but
if you jump out of a 10-storey building, you won't float up but accelerate
downwards.

MrFly:
I once loved a girl who was on IT in a firm i was a manager, we both went along until her ex came back in full swing to whisk her away from me. I pleaded her not to leave me but she did, I went ma way, later found a girl who i felled for, I went for her marriage introduction on 1st october this year. She's currently pregnant for me but ma ex on getting the news of my introduction has been on my neck, she calls and text at night and has vowed to destroy ma marriage claiming i dumped her which is not true. Two days ago she called and embarassed my wife calling her "a husband snatcher" and treatening thunder & brimstone. I have calmed down my wife but am still confused who gave her my wife's number. Am i being betrayed? What should i do?

It doesn't matter whether you dumped her or she dumped you.
It is your life and you can decide what you want.

Report her to the police ASAP, don't play Mr. Nice and regret
it later on.

By the way, if you have unsettled business with her e.g financial
debt, settle it first.

LEERICIST:
God forbid I will be any girl's ATM

You are right, not everybody will get married.

WILLYBABS:
A mother will forever remain a mother, no matter what.

I sight the boy's mother beside him. Not putting on anything, yet she is closer than any other person. Call it foolishness or whatever, a mother will tell you this "I can't be hale and my son be sick, let the both of us be sick then."

God bless our mothers!

The mother is not thinking right.
I hope that is her only child because she
will end up infecting the other children and her husband.

She shouldn't have been allowed near the boy.

The worst spouse to end up with is the spirit-spirit one.

He/She will make your life a living hell.

Look before you leap.

This people won't cease to amaze me.

Evolution is a fact and it is not up for debate from any
quarters least of which is a 7th century copy-edit-paste
document.

Don't learn the theory from religious scholars because they
are themselves ignorant of it.

Humans did not evolve from monkeys, that is pure ignorance
of the theory of evolution.

The correct position is that humans and monkeys share the same common
ancestors.

Again, never learn science from your imams and clerics because
they are themselves ignoramus on the issue and would only teach
you nonsensical gibberish just to win your loyalty.

Quran is not a scientific document!

Result of Aregbe's policy.
Merging gang-infested schools with normal ones is the
biggest mistake of his administration.
Voters will be waiting for his candidates in 2018.

mydavidorf:
the attitudes of Nigeria's government towards the civil servants is that of slavery. the government see the civil servants as slaves. And the mentality of Nigeria's civil servants is annoying. they believe they are slaves.

Check the meaning of slavery.

Civil servants are not slaves, they are gods to ordinary citizens
who needs their services.

Lordave:
But as usual we are only going to laugh about and curse over it here on the Internet while the status quo remains in reality.


What a fúcking docile number of youths Nigeria has got.

In Nigeria, every serious issue is a joke to laugh about.

Throwback:
I read this article, yet I see nothing tangible mentioned that point to any fraud.

Stop beating a dead horse. The author of the memo has already clarified the purpose of the memo as described by its content which was very self evident to the rational minded.

Whatever authority Kachikwu thought resided in his office as junior minister or as NNPC board chairman, has already been well explained by NNPC and the GMD using relevant and non-fictional guidelines and regulations that concern procurement and the required due processes for contract award.

Of course, you can't see any "tangible" thing mentioned.
You could have at least take your time to read Kachikwu's memo.

Government corruption does not involve withdrawing money from
certain accounts(many people think that is how it works), it is through awarding of contracts.
All the money linked to Diezani are from the proceed of illegal and
scam contracts awarded.

In fact, a politician will be so foolish as to directly steal from the government's
coffers if that is possible in the first place.

The contracts awarded by Baru were illegal because he has no authority to
to single-handedly award such contracts.

BarryX:
It would have be better if they can come out and tell us plainly that they are on a revenue drive.

Those FRSC guys are after their pockets

Do you have your license?
Then you have nothing to worry about.

ironheart:
you and I know that is not the case? We put more emphasis on certificate, license etc without having the proper attitude. How many of the driving schools teach the correct driving rules? How many times have you as an individual stopped at a zebra crossing? Even if you want to stop, you cannot because the moment you try to stop another stupid driver will ram you from the back. Why must we always have a total gridlock at a junction? It's because no it's meant to be first in first out, do we practice it? Is it the photocopy paper they gave me since march this year and my you want to see? Those guys are jokers

Deflection!

The issue here is whether FRSC should check driver's license.
Since their job involves preventing accident, then checking
driver's license is important because.

This post is not about incompetent drivers who have licenses
or driving schools who don't know what they are doing. You
may discuss those issues on other threads.

We cannot continue to support illegality by pointing fingers
at others.

bigpicture001:
stupid law...the fed govt must intervene..we are talking about uniting nigeria..and some other people are talking about increasing diferentes between us.. av said it before the fed. govt should dissolve national civil defence corp. and replace them with the Nigerian social group which will study and trace society problems and fix them..if they existed,the research done by then would have informed the government of even more divisive potential of the lagos language laws,,..its a group like that that informed china to ban religion for young people in order to thwart future terrorism..a group like that asked Austria to reject Syrian refugees cuz of its future implications..a group like that informed India govt to ban the film passion of the christ throughout india...a group like that would have noticed the availability of youths on new social media platform nd direct govt agencies to advertise more in these platforms to get faster to the youths instead of constant NTA whether ppl are watching or not..a group like that can follow trend if the people and correctly predict thier actions...a group like that in Singapore raise alarm to govt of unwillingness of young wife's to bore more than one child..then govt announced incentives to women to encourage them hv more than a child....we don't have organisations like that monitor social trent..hence we throw away all our sociology graduates...

Your rant is meaningless in this context.

wizod:
The director and his zombies have bn known 4 dia cowardice since 1666

No wonder he fled at the sound of siren, leaving
his zombies to their fate.

Can Nairaland sink lower?

Every dumb post now grace front page.

Igbo Kwenu!

They don't look like police officers.

Decale:
Brother, if you aren't an expert in pharmacology or in medical sciences, STFU!!!

WEED HAS MORE BENEFITS and almost zero risks of disease. Drinking water has killed more people than smoking weed.
If you don't know this, then don't quote people

Don't tell me you are a pharmacist because that would be a shame.

Weed cures nothing.
Taking weed to suppress pain is no more a cure than smoking a cigarette to suppress anxiety.

No one takes the magical property of weed serious outside of dumb conspiracy
theorist or ignorant naturalist circles.

Probably asking for another pregnancy

cstr1000:
I know this because tonto has a shallow lifestyle. And only shallow people appeals to her.

The only thing you know about Tonto is whatever she posted on social media.
Never claim to know anybody unless you have a personal relationship with
them.

DozieInc:
She has been there all along, kudos to them. some girls can't even keep a relationship for three months without misbehaving.

What do you mean by misbehaving?
Are you a personal friend of Yomi?

charliboy654:
Tstv said sells will start November first, I don't see what u r so pained abt. Just chill. I have even seen a tstv store here in warri. Donno y u r saying they don't exist.

You are the one being pained.
I am irritated by stupidity. TSTV doesn't exist yet, still a supposedly smart
person is insulting blacks because some people don't believe in celebrating
empty promises.

Mediocrity shouldn't be celebrated, I even saw a post where a guy claim
to have been watching many channels on TSTV even though the company
officially states that they will be rolling out their service on November 1st.

When TSTV starts operating, we can then rate them against the existing
services and see if their proposed plan is more cost-effective,
till then they cannot be compared with any other Pay TV.

cstr1000:
A petro-chemical engineer, cum actress turned to a scorned baby mama because of bad choices in lifestyle and marital partner.
In your next life, you will understand that a sweet-tongued boyfriend or demon like they call themselves nowadays, does not make a good husband.

And you know this because you live with Tonto?

Lokoyen:
No be scam!!! Av you seen or operate an andriod box? Thats the way it will operate.

I have andriod box with KODI that has all stations from dstv, startime, kwese combine for free.

The only thing it cost me is data.

Data is not cheap!

sagod:
What a courageous way to admit one's shortcomings!

She didn't admit anything.
Her marriage has broken and she is strategizing to warm her
way back to the "friend's" life.

The friend will have to be a slowpoke not to read through her intentions.

ben4ever:
Whether you like it or not,war is upon you--Aragon.

We're coming to in whether you want it or not. This time we will contest, while you older ones vote and receive pension

You are joking right?

Fingerprinter:
Stop peddling lies. Weed only cures the things you listed on paper, not in real life. Tell me how many people weed has cured of cancer and I would take you seriously.

Don't mind him, many people believe anything they read on an obscure blog online.
Unfortunately, a lot of them think they have become an expert on a subject because
they read the book of a provocative snake oil salesman.

Shakushaku1:
Weed cures headache, body pains, even used to treat the dreaded cancer disease..

Still they won't legalize that shi..

Only gullible people will swallow what you posted up there.
People are very gullible and fortunately gullible hardly become decision makers.
Weed cures nothing.

The unknown person is no one but Ajimobi and his goons.

Ajimobi will pay for his recklessness.