₦airaland Forum

JANK23H: from yabs to style style toasting,i dey feel una.carry on.

Of small minds and cynics, as na online wey we dey dey toast the bread. Wetin still dey pain you for body? If I wan toast man na man wey dey drool for another woman I go dey waste time dey toast? . If we begin to look the face of people like you, the world will be a mournful place.
O bu maka Ndi ajo Obi/crooked hearts? I no get una time.
I am filled with positive energy and all your negative energy can't touch me. Thank you.


Maybe I should play you this song saying "Waka dey go"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsG2GBD3qE8

And thank you for reminding me of this sweet song that I am enjoying now.

singing
Now is the time for you to back off
Everytime I'm calling you dey hang up
You telling everybody we wanna break up
You fu*ked up

Make you dey waka dey go

And I will leave the thread with Machel's song dedicated to Miss Toolz



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDKYmOx7Sk

Whoever designed this Nicki Minaj n-ude piece is a wicked designer sha. One hell of a bad-a*s designer.

shymexx: NL is like crack cocaine, it's addictive lol...

But I don't think I'll be on here next year once I leave - I just need to find a new hobby..

Shymmex no leave NL abeg, we like your bubbly spirit and like playing with you. We promise to help get your juicy Toolz into your laps to make you stay here. One has to play away work stress at the end of the day here and it's lovely to meet bubblicious pips in NL.

shymexx: I'll drop some lyrics in a bit...

She looks good, tho.

Omo as you dey sharpen that your Plunger tool wey you get for Toolz better think twice -o-o before you take all your salary enter plane come naija come look for Toolz as I no sure say them Lagos Big boys go gree you near am.

Shymexx I think that you should write a juicy song this evening, you 've been singing "Juicy" all evening. What came over you? Anyway let's forgive you as we can see that you are under the influence of Toolz exploding bumper

This material she's wearing here set her bumper on fire. It enhanced it much and reminds me of Machel Montano songs in which he sang "Make the bumper explode" and "Yuh bumper designed like an apartment everybody wanna move in". Lol Lol lol

Go girlie, Go girlie. I am happy for you.

Figure 8 sha though the upper part of the 8 remain small to balance the down one.
She's got some good pieces of a*ses mehn-n-n, the kind that will inspire Kanye West, Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Machel Montano,Vybz Cartel and Iyanya into dropping lyrics.
You no see as Shymexx dey bite im tongue , dey drop lyrics. E no even sabi wetin im dey talk again.

shymexx: She looks fat but I'll beat, tho - a.r*e up, face down, and DIY tool plunging the juice out...

She's defo gonna be overly juicy as f*ck, me likey...

Didn't he just drop some lyrics there?

The tweet by Don Jazzy is the most sensible tweet I have ever come across.
Smartly giving kudos with modesty yet with shoulder held high. It is the sanest and wisest thing anybody can say to a rival in that business as in "The stuff he learnt wasn't wasted, he utilized it on DB and came out a better person". It sounded like he was doffing hat but he was actually saying "You made me a better person dude". Now that's a checkmate because the rival will be smiling and feeling cool without knowing that the game is on him.

Ogugua what is wrong with soups in pouchs? Don't they sell ketchup, barbeque sauce, mayonnaise in pouchs and even chicken soups in cans?
I have always had that idea of canning soups, I know a company that cans stuff for people and had in mind to look at the workability of that in the future. No be ordinary "mmiri akwu"(palm nut sauce) that the ghanaians are canning and making money abroad? It's good business you are seeing so, those pouches of soups will sell very fast abroad----I am telling you.

Walahi, I dey vex for the person wey throway that fish inside "mmiri ikwuaka"(water that was used to wash hands after eating) come say na fish pepper soup. Who committed that unforgivable sin on that poor fish?

Nice looking naija foods you guys have here. We sure have great foods.

It is a beautiful thing to have the consent of the parents but what happens if it is the kind of parents trying to manipulate the kids into a person of their choice? A controlling parent that simply hates the fiance/fiancee of their kid unreasonably? A parent trying to boss his/her kid into a marriage that will benefit him/her (the parent) financially/socially and otherwise?

In this case poster mentioned that their reason for wanting to marry in secret & without parental consent is because of some divination by whoever prophet/pastor. The attachment/awe some of our fellow Nigerians have for these persons that "go to the gods to see the future for them/bring them water from the moon" is disgusting. Just when will they understand that most of these diviners/prophets/prophetess/pastors are all in it for the money? I bet if the prophet asked that he marry the crazy woman out there in the street lest his business collapses in 7 days time that he will run to do the biddings of his almighty prophet. WTFr*ak!

We presently have two areas through which ignorance is affecting the unenlightened ones among us and they are these:
1.The belief that human body parts can be used by some dirty medicine men to make one rich
2.The blind trust and belief in diviners most of whom are fake

I am wishing that some public enlightenment programmes on these two points be started by the ministry in charge to unshackle people being led astray by these 2 wrong notions. Seriously! It's high time we all left those notions behind and evolve to higher levels.

190: 190 strolls in looking for ivynawa

Doesn't find her

Strolls out

Pray, can someone tell me why this fr*aking 190 boy is strolling around threads looking for Ivynawa ? Anyway, thank goodness that I'm not ivynawa.

Please can somebody help me connect this song to a Nigerian song I use to hear as a kid in the eighties/nineties. It has the same beat as this J. Cole's song. The Nigerian song goes like JoJo Jojo--------- Jojo. If you know the song I am talking about just tell me who sang it and send me the lyrics if u have it. I am trying to search for the song but couldn't find it.
Listening to this song makes me wonder whether they copied that Nigerian song, they sound very similar and yes I do have a good reason for wanting to get at the Nigerian song I am looking for. Thanks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0L4lA6bS2E

@Poster

The title of your thread is wrong. If you read in between the lines you will see that the message was not "Please forgive us".
They simply exonerated themselves while tactfully & respectfully trying to douse the anger the film a-roused. Smart Move!

I can't stop liking this song, listening to it all evening long. I think it's the beat that is my attraction.

Can somebody help me connect this song to a Nigerian song in the eighties that has the same beat as this song.
The Nigerian song goes like JoJo Jojo. If you know the song I am talking about just tell me who sang it and send me the lyrics if u have it.
I am trying to search for the song but couldn't find it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0L4lA6bS2E

pushkin: That's his elder sister crying.

Oh Baby!!

May God console his loved ones.

@Pushkin
No be the wife dey cry there abi she no be the one you dey talk about?
Wait make I look the picture wellu sef see whether that person dey cry "Baba God thank you" as someone said. No-o-o (shaking my head) that cry na real cry be that o-o-o.(No I'm not laughing as somebody died). May his soul rest in Peace, Amen.

kckingsin: When you tell a girl you can't marry her and she refuses to go or find her way, what do you do to her because in this case, i really don't want to make her feel like i have broken her heart by forcing my way out of the relationship and secondly, she's an orphan. Do do i do people deep down me, i really don't want to hurt her but i keep telling her we can't be together and have decided to call the whole thing off by DECEMBER so as to make way for the right person to step in. But she has refused to let go. TELL ME GUYS, WHAT DO I DO WITHOUT FORCING MYSELF OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

She can't go away because you have not called the whole thing off so you are the one holding her down until you call it off in December as you have scheduled.
It seems that you have even found the Adamma/right person that will step in in December according to your timetable and your only concern now is for her to make way for the new person.
Please whatever you do, let that girl down easy. She is an orphan and has known plenty sorrow already so don't dump her in a way that will break her heart and have her sorrowing too much. You can break the relationship (break off all intimacy) and keep her at arms length while still remaining friends with her. "Friends" in that you can be calling her sometimes to ensure that everything is alright with her.
Why do I have a feeling that this young woman you are about leaving will end up with a very good man that can treat her better than you have been doing? Now don't be mad at me.

obowunmi: Find a new girlfriend quickly. Introduce her to the new chick. If she persists, change your number, Ignore her.

Methinks that is an unkind way to break up with a woman, there are better ways to do that without hurting the person much. Don't you think there are?

hispinkolo: ------------
She for try pretend small shaa as per d normal naija drill, where in some cases d widow is crying and people thinking its grief while d woman dey cry baba God thank you.

Girl, did you just say that?

Poster is feeling very unhappy about that and seems to be posting as a result of that.
---that is what you get when a polygamous man dies, the wives/women will be more interested in who gets what. It's a pity.

k2039: forgive her as long has she remains your ex,
But if it is about her coming back then you are PERMANENTLY-RETAR*DED if you take her back.
when someone else comes from UK same scenario will still repeat itself.

I am beginning to appreciate this person's sense of humour, second time I am coming across his funny retorts.

beqs101: Do you really need to ask for advice?

Asking for advice means that he is considering getting on with such a betrayer and when he gets married to her and she absconds with the guy from the US he will come and open another thread of how his heart got broken. Some Babes can do anything to nail down an "obodo Oyibo" guy even when we all know the other side of the coin of some of such persons.
I once went partying with a friend at Festac, my friend invited a friend of his that returned from South Africa and the guy showed up with this fakey fakey "Aji butter babe" that was all over the South African returnee like he is the newest Obama. Later they all stepped out to get something and on returning my friend gisted me how the Ajibo Babe was having s-ex at the back of the car with the SA returnee------IN THE PRESENCE OF TWO OTHER MEN!! in the front of the car. The girl was doing anything possible to make sure that she nails down that Obodo Oyibo man mehn-n-n-n-n and that was disgusting.

I just watched this video and could only shout "Jehova!!". It left me shuddering too. Thank goodness the child survived that ordeal. She is lucky (even when she may still do time in jail)that she didn't succeed, how can anybody live their life with thoughts that they killed their own child?----that is enough to send a person crazy. Thanks to God for saving the life of her son.

toria12: How to Make Unripe Plantain Porridge

Ingredients

Unripe Plantain: 3 pieces
Pumpkin Leaves: a big bunch (or Frozen Spinach: 10 cubes)
Fish (Titus): 1 medium size
Ground Crayfish: 1-2 teaspoons
Onions: 2 medium sized bulbs
Red palm Oil: enough to colour the meal
Pepper and Salt: to taste
Seasoning: 2 big stock cubes

Poster in addition to all your ingredients I add diced fresh tomato, ahigbo (nchuanwu) leaf and ground dawadawa and spiced meat(not fresh fish).
The plantain has to be nicely diced too. The spice of the ahigbo and dawadawa makes it rich in taste, the tomato enriches it nutrition-wise too.
I like it, it's very rich in iron and normally prescribed for pregnant women.

Gotta run. I will be back when "Reality dawns on us" here, I mean literally . It just got too unreal.

pissedatmom: If my script was not liked please tell me before I submit it tomorrow so that I can know if there should be any addition/subtraction to it.

I am sure you don't expect us to believe anything you define yourself to be after all this, do you really need us to validate whatever it is you are doing.

pissedatmom: I never assumed you guys were dumb, I just wanted to hear the voices of my people. That is all. So you all don't want anymore drama?

We prefer reality, we are real people.
The "15 and pregnant" thread is your handiwork too, isn't it? It has your fingerprint all over it and I doubted its reality from day one too.

@Poster
I bet the other thread "15 and pregnant" is your own drama too. They are all the same base of a person trying to hear the voices from the other side of his/her native land-----You had things getting hazy girl. fans myself with my fingers.
Good you realized that we ain't dumb. Can you give us a little break from the fakey stories? U had the heads of people reeling from plenty fakey stories. Thank you.

Posting to say for families to be careful with the persons they trust their children with.
The boy was abducted/kidnapped when he was 8 months old and grew up taking the babysitter as his own mother. He is 8 years old now, recently met his parents after the maid was captured as narrated below

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/miguel-morin-kidnap-victim-finally-meets-real-parents-181200131.html
Miguel Morin: Kidnap Victim Finally Meets Real Parents

Eight-year-old Miguel Morin was abducted by his babysitter Krystle Tanner when he was only eight months old. When Morin was rescued back in March, he was placed in foster care instead of being reunited with his family. On Wednesday, William Thursland, his court appointed lawyer, announced that Morin has finally met his parents in joint therapy sessions. "It's just barely begun so he's cautious," Thursland said in a press conference. "It's going well but it's just going to take time." State District Judge Mike Schneider also ruled that the boy would remain in foster care until at least January 9, when the next hearing is scheduled.

Related: Chicago Man Saves Daughter from Abduction Attempt

It may be hard to fathom why the boy wasn't reunited with his parents immediately. In some cases, it may be beneficial to first place a child in a neutral environment while the details of their condition and their relationship to their abductor are revealed, says Geoffrey Greif, PhD, of the University of Maryland School of Social Work, whose article "Ambiguous Reunification: A Way for Social Workers to Conceptualize the Return of Children After Abduction and Other Separations" will be appearing in an upcoming issue of the journal Families in Society. Morin grew up believing Tanner was his real mother. "Imagine that the person that is supposedly your mother is not…" Greif tells Shine. "The therapist's decision could be based in part on his attachment to the woman who pretended to be his mother for years." Miguel has recently been informed that the Morins, who live in Houston, are his biological parents, reports the Associated Press.

If Morin is eventually allowed to go home, he will be entering a complicated family situation. His parents have four other children who all live with another couple, Juanita and Joseph Aguillard by mutual agreement. At the time of the kidnapping, there were some accusations from neighbors and family members that Morin’s mother “gave him away” – a claim she strongly denies. It’s unclear whether he would live with his parents or the Aguillard family. Reportedly, he will be meeting his siblings soon and Joseph Aguillard says, “They can’t wait to see him.”

Related: Woman, 2 Children Kidnapped after Pool Party

Authorities have charged Tanner, 26, and her mother, Gloria Walker, with kidnapping and child injury. Both have pleaded not guilty. They are currently being held in jail in St. Augustine, about 150 miles from Houston. After initial efforts to locate the boy, police closed the case in 2006. In March, Morin suffered a leg injury and Tanner brought him to the hospital. Suspicions were aroused when she wouldn't provide his name or Social Security number. DNA tests subsequently confirmed his identity.

The pair reportedly did not send Morin to school. He was functioning at a below-kindergarten level when he was first saved. Morin believed his name was JaQuan and he was six-years-old. Now, Estella Olguin, a spokesperson for Houston Child Protective Services says, "He is doing really remarkably. He's really a great little man." The boy has learned to read and write over the past five months and is now attending second grade.

dimepiece: Thank you all for all the negative criticism and insults. I don't blame you all, I only blame myself for seeking advice on a forum full of close-minded people. This is the new age, the 21st century and you all need to realize that everything is not black and white. For all that are calling me the devil or whatever, just know that God says "Do Not Judge" or did you never hear that before? No one's sins are greater or less than the other. We are all sinners in different ways, just because I opened up my sin for advice did not warrant such cruel things from people. It baffles me when people wonder why most people don't ask for help when they have a problem...this is the reason why, because of close minded people that only seek to judge and insult. Remember Matthew 7:5. Please forget this thread, I will seek help elsewhere.

Come back in the next century and gist us the love story between you and your children perhaps or even between you and the trees in the forest, BTW we all know that you are phoney dearie. Too many fakey fakey threads, it's getting hazy in here. They sure need a control measure to curb these persons merely trying to rile people up with their fake stories.

What the -----??
Now, I'm speechless.

Towards the end of the story I was surprised to hear that the lady in question is still living in the same house with a woman who was moving the ground and breathing down on her life like that.

She should be long gone out of that home. The overbearing mothers & fathers in our parent's generations are fast realizing that they can't manipulate the lives of their children anymore. It's good to read these stories of people standing up for themselves and what they want for their lives.

Whoops! Relieved to read that it was only a demonstration and that innocent persons were not killed.