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Hoodboy, didn't I tell you (when you had a thread about her before) [color=#00009]to concentrate on[/color] your studies and run away from that love triangle?

I just saw this picture of the People boarding the said flight and decided to share with you guys. Una follow me see wetin that man wearing white follow tie for neck dey enter plane----Chei! . E be like say na bathroom slippers sef him wear for feet. Jeez man!

I hope calling him "hun" sha won't make him feel like he is an Mpi (goat horn or something) Hahaha

[quote author=tpia@]Why are nl threads getting dafter and dafter?

Gosh this is so annoying.

Too many scammers and unsavoury elements on this site!!!!

Did you buy it from seun already?[/quote]Tpiah bikonu kwenu nwanyi mmadu happy jor. (let the woman get excited over her man----wetin?)

Poster how about "Hun", that should be a short form of honey or something. I use to call an ex of mine "Nnaa boy" and that was so sweet.
Hey! you can even call him "Delicious" as you are looking for delicious names
so get ready when he walks through the door call him "Deli Deli Sweetie" . Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey I no fit laugh-o-o-o----that deli deli part sounds a bit mgbekeish and funny. Hahaha

I had to scroll up fast in order not to see that picture again having seen it in another thread.
People do things over "unfaithfulness" nowadays ranging from chopping to killing to cutting off s-exual organ etc.
The rate of murder related to infidelity nowadays is astounding, some young ones have gotten so influenced by it all that the new way of saying "I love you" is "I will kill for you". A young lady making a shout out to her boyfriend said that over the radio and was hushed up by the radio station and everybody listening shook their heads in disgust.
I have heard of worst ones than this. She is lucky to be alive

She's doing a great job I must say. It's about time women got emancipated, huh!
Yeah, i said it.

It's wonderful, the sweet love they were/are sharing thru it all and above all the manifestation of ability in disability.

This issue is becoming rampant nowadays, single mothers in a relationship or that remarried owe it to their children to see that their fr*aking randy spouse do not get on with their children too. WTFr*ak, it incenses me to hear about men sleeping with their step children because it happens if the woman involved is careless and do not look out for her children.

Yeah, she has to return to her mother and stop the rubbish with her step father that is if her mother is still interested in staying married to a pervert. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

I'm so speechless looking at this. Still shuddering.
Now I understand that feeling of jealousy better. I mean next to the feeling in the heart of a brazen perverted killer is the feeling of jealousy. I deem it the second in the chart of feelings/driving forces that can drive humans to kill and maim, little wonder it makes some couples kill themselves.
I'm still shaken from a love triangle related murder case I heard that occurred last week in which one of the men involved killed the other, cut off his head and manhood and stuffed the manhood into the mouth of the decapitated head. The body was found at a decomposing stage.
How can a feeling very sweet (love) turn people into monsters when it goes sour? How can a human being do this? Shuddering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmWfXdBrd_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmWfXdBrd_g

SlyIg: I even tot d venue will be at Jupiter planet. Arab is close here on the earth planet.

Girl, you've got mouth
I just saw one of your retorts in another thread now.

jhydebaba: Pls how can I attend this life changing wedding? 10000 dollars!!!

SlyIg: This piece of information seems to come from one of those women the guy has refused to give a fu*k! Free this guy abeg.

Did you just say that?

Poster you had Ngozi and on seeing Nkechi her friend booted Ngozi, what will happen when you see Nkechi's friend Cordelia? Will you boot her(Nkechi) too.

deco2come: Don't blame the poster. Maybe he thinks that love is all about "Baang Baang Baang,  Releaseeeeeeeeeeee,  "

Hehehe
Una no go kill person with laughter

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I won't marry a Nigerian man because they marry on cooking abilities and I can't cook. . .I'll rather marry a white man because they are more civilized.[/color][/quote]That sounds like you are sulking that you can't cook well.
Better go and learn to cook my friend

Oh my gosh, this write up is sweet. Left me speechless,I didn't know that there are still people capable of true deep caring sweet feelings like that. This poster is truly worded, knows how to make words move.

[quote author=190-the-clown]She fit dey on top man [/quote]Only 190 can say that like that.

lastpage: IT IS YOU!

That picture is of a GIRL.......not a boy!


......and she looks astonished, thinking in her mind: What da feck are they taking my picture for, after destroying my house?

When you are traumatized like these kids are, ....and you cant do a thing about it,
your pain and anger metamorphoses into a kind of "weird smile"

Lastpage!

Loling at the "weird smile"
This Mr lastpage dey funny o-o.

Do you want her to eat 0.1(zero point one) circular meal everyday? If she has been eating her 3 square meal and isn't fat now, what's the problem?
You should be considering things and characters that are there for now not things that are not there yet and next time keep some food handy in the house so that you won't have to go looking for food to buy at 2 am in the night. Thank you.

What's the big deal? I think that it is even a kind of stylishly leaving the onus of money headache to the woman of the house. In other words the man stays his cool without bothering his head about those. You men always find a way to (eat all the good parts of a chicken and tell the women that they are forbidden from eating those) leave all the work for the women (Huh!)even when it makes the woman feel that she is in control. What control? Loling

Excite her up, introduce her to many great fun things, games, activities and subjects and she will get into some of them. She is only living in her little world of watching "African magic" and sleeping so don't you go blaming her.

[quote author=sire Kay]I strongly hope u guyz will not end up Tu Pac and Biggie way!!![/quote]Same thing I'm asking----okay the black man is so well endowed with energy and cuteness that the excess energy seeps through his muscles but why must he keep fighting himself? In Nigeria, it's BH fighting his fellow black men. In the US and West Indies it's gangs fighting gangs (blackmen fighting themselves). In Rwanda it was the blackman killing his black brothers same thing in some other parts of Africa.

Even in the international Entertainment industry successful rappers that should be chilling and being happy fight their black brothers. What da fr*ak!

----And I thought that Ini Edo is pretty, her younger brother has this exotic great look that is meant for the entertainment industry (modelling, singing,acting)that is if he has the talent for those.

Why does that write-up (that I did not have the time to finish reading) sound like gossip to me. The writer wasted precious talent adding beautiful things to the story to make it sophisticated. A sophisticated write-up, that's all I can say. Huh!

I'm happy for the young man, good to see Nigerian youths blossoming into success and good musical careers.
This Davido fella should inspire some spoilt rich kids that allow the riches of their parents get to their head, his father is very rich and he still went working hard for himself. I'm happy for him

He looks so "far away, not there" but that isn't a joking matter. I hope he leaves that behind in one piece.

I'm happy for the young man, good to see Nigerian youths blossoming into success and good musical careers.

If you check out the lyrics of many songs you will realize that many write in meaningless things into a song in the bid to make words rhyme together. I think that in this lyrics he is just using "Nigerian hair" to represent "a hard/tough African hair". I don't think that he is dissing or being disrespectful with the name "Nigeria".

berem: See as these american agberos dey disgrace each other! Damn the niggas!

Agberos/Gangstas! Don't I like the black man, girl? I always say that maybe the black man got blessed with too much energy than he can handle and he just have to channel the excess energy to some lil bit of aggressiveness once in a while. Lol lol

NEROSKY: Rick Rozay thats my nick name, huh!

Hey young jeezy,listen n listen very careful,Don't fight wif my best rapper, or else u're preparing 4 ur own funeral!

Now that's what you call a Fanamaniac
Don't be mad at me bro. You mean that you are ready to kill for Rick Ross, WTFr*ak!

Series22: i no d like buy anoda persn fight, but i must price dis one.. B4 i 4get, u r a big fooo.L. The dude said rick ross is his best RAPIST & u r callin hm a jjc in rap music.. I think u should respect his opinion. Ur own best RAPISTS are nas & jigga (i respct urs). Mine is zakky adzay & idris abdulkareem. Learn 2 respect other people's opinion.
Sorry i called u a big fooo.L, I wanted 2 delete dat part, but my keyboard is faulty. Hapi sunday

lalaosky: listen bytch, if you hadn't wasted your years of primary sch trolling all over 9ja, your empty cranium would have told you i respected his choice and never called him names
this is Rich coming from nl's fugly and dirty looking midget.next time you quote me this transexual he-goat, make sure you and your follow touts are around to explain my posts...person!!
Oh, BTW, every pun was intended!!..and is RAPPERS not RAPISTS!!..spare your generation this idiocy of yours

Now must every thread be turned into a batching Fiesta?

One love to all you fellow lovers of rap music.

lucabraski: Now, she has spoilt my expensive blender.

In attempting to wash it, she soaked both the blender and d engine in water. The worst thing she has done so far, is wearing my daughters pant.

I have since sent for d agent, but he has failed to show.

I am kicking her out tomoro, with or without him.

Kicking her out?
Do ensure that she is safe wherever you are leaving her in, is it not better to let whoever brought her take her away if you don't want to live with her again? Which person reared that young girl and never taught her that a girl mustn't go wearing another person's panties/underwear---she oversteps boundaries a bit with handling things and needs guidance like people have told you here. Poor darling! It could be that she hasn't worn very nice looking pants like your daughter has and when she saw them couldn't resist wearing one. Do have your wife buy her some biko.

You and your wife seems not to be the maltreating-employer type (with the way she is taking things without minding that "madam or Oga will deal with me if I wear their daughter's pant" ) which is good as it isn't good to maltreat maids, a new employee/hands of that age that is new in your house needs a firm yet gentle coaching/plenty guidance. Whoever asked her to blend should have remembered to explain how to wash it etc.You guys should make out time to sit her down and say "Girl this is how to do these" and checks should be made on her when she is given a new task to do that is if you are giving her another chance.

ifyalways: @Afam, I'll try to break it down.
Some men, I'm sorry to say are stoopid when they are in love. They downgrade themselves, take all and every poo a girl throws at them just because they (think) they are in love. They hurt but because the seex is good or the girl is pretty hang on to relationships that are not healthy.

2 years down the line, they are married to the same girl and you expect the girl to change?no one should be blinded or foolish just Cos s/he is in love. Once you smell abuse, firmly put your feet down and nip it in the bud. No glossing over or overlooking.

I daresay it goes for both sexe, don't tolerate or give anyone room/power to abuse you.

its neither fear nor cowardice but I know that there are certain lines I dare not cross with my husband. He gets my 100% respect because he deserves it and its mutual.

Afam, if as a man, you don't know how to be firm and lead a woman in love, you have no business getting married. You don't have to be a commando, "rule" over your house or turn your home to a barracks either. Just be a Man. . . to the letter.

I have a close opinion to this when it comes to marital abuse/violence. A man doesn't really need to be aggressive to be a man and vice versa. I think both husbands and wives should be able to draw the line of what they can tolerate from another and in my own words I coined it that "it is the length of the shoulder you give to another that they lean on". One should appreciate one's dignity enough to address such issues when it arises and not allow themselves to become punching bags for another violent human being. No one should cower and keep allowing his/her spouse dehumanize him/her.

What fr*aking floating school are they talking about?. Has land finished in Nigeria that people will use wood to construct houses on top of water to live and school in? My heart nearly jumps out of my body seeing such houses and wondering how humans can live in wooden houses above water without walking on solid ground like everybody else. They should go build them low cost houses somewhere and relocate them out of that slum and they are talking of building schools that children will be attending in boats and climbing wooden houses as if they are enwe (monkey or something). Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew, Abeg.