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Tech JobsRe: Are You Mobile Android Developer? Come In by iwatch(op): 7:55am On Sep 16, 2015
lordZOUGA:
"You come across stuff like this"? This job advert is from stackoverflow careers section which I think is invite only. The invite is sent after you have gotten a certain amount of reputation on stackoverflow. So posting it here isn't very useful since it is only for those that has access to stackoverflow careers section.

Besides, if you have access to this, you aren't as helpless as you make yourself seem since you must have made meaningful contributions to stackoverflow.com
you don't understand me. I mean while surffing the web I see stuffs like this.

That aside, are you willing to help or not?
Tech JobsAre You Mobile Android Developer? Come In by iwatch(op): 8:57pm On Sep 15, 2015
Senior Android Developer
fromAtoB GmbH Aachen, Deutschland (relocation offered) (visa sponsorship offered)

android


Job Description

At the highest level we want to develop an entirely new application - both graphically and technically. We want to be able to implement the latest features quickly. To this end we are looking for someone who builds our mobile team and can lead from the front. For us you will be the specialist: contributing your knowledge, insight, vision and skills, so that we can develop apps that are at least on a par with the big boys in the market.

YOU ARE A GOOD FIT FOR OUR TEAM, IF YOU

... are passionate for travelling and got entrepreneurial spirit

… insist on outstanding quality

… are willing to produce simple solutions to complex problems

… love constant improvements, sharing your ideas and to work in an international team

Skills & Requirements


REQUIRED SKILLS
•At least 5 years of experience in developing mobile applications on Android
•Solid track record including at least 3 outstanding mobile apps
•In-depth knowledge of android
•Both Android and iOS is a plus

WHAT WE OFFER
•Our trust and freedom to take responsibility for your own work
•Smart and driven team members that love to collaborate, seek feedback, and improve
•Get-together drinks and other fun activities to ensure you enjoy going to your work
•Getting the best out of yourself through courses, training and coaching
•MacBook Pro / iMac Retina
•No .ppt / no meetings

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD FIT?

We’d love to talk! Please send your complete application with salary expectations.

About fromAtoB GmbH


ABOUT US

fromAtoB compares and combines all means of transportation to find the cheapest and fastest way to get from point A to B. Thanks to our unique routing algorithm and over 700 integrated transportation providers, fromAtoB is able to calculate the best way for you to travel between two cities. One click displays offers for trains, airplanes, bus lines and ride-shares. Advanced filtering directly available on the website will help you to customize your journey entirely.



Please log in from a desktop computer to apply for this job.
apply
posted 2 weeks ago

http://careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/96794/senior-android-developer-fromatob-gmbh?a=wsCXm0a67XG&so=s


Please I Need Someone To Teach Me How To Develop this. I also want to Benefit.

I will be posting jobs like this. I can dig this jobs for you but I also want someone to take me by the hand and teach me please.

I come across stuffs likes this and they are completely useless to me cos I don't have the skills.

Help Me Please.
ProgrammingI Want To Learn Mobile App Development by iwatch(op): 8:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
Hello,

I want to learn mobile app development specifically for android and ios.

Which programming language should I learn and can I master it in 6 months- year?

Thanks
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 8:16pm On Sep 15, 2015
DBking:
point of correction,i no be bros. herz no get shame too but she call una to come fight for her see as una dey crawl out one by one to come attack her enemy.waitin for the family section gang to come too hahahahahaha becos na una way.women are deep so when dey begin to drag issues like this,just know say there is more to than you know. i no suppport the anty peppy too for raising unnecsary dust but na you and your gang come dey drag the matter. abi herz no be the former drama queen and controversial maria? heheheheh suprised considerin the date of my registration? Nl is a community of different characters.some are here to have fun just like me but dat no mean say we no dey see or hear while some come to collect approval from ghosts and internet frends to live their life offline. dis movie is titled when the truth of the past comes calling kikikikiki let this issue die or die here fighting with b!tches. bak to politics to see my yoloba friends grin
brotherly i dey feel you. Whatever you know that one no concern me. Nobody holy pass including you.
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 11:55am On Sep 15, 2015
DBking:
point of correction,i no be bros. herz no get shame too but she call una to come fight for her see as una dey crawl out one by one to come attack her enemy.waitin for the family section gang to come too hahahahahaha becos na una way.women are deep so when dey begin to drag issues like this,just know say there is more to than you know. i no suppport the anty peppy too for raising unnecsary dust but na you and your gang come dey drag the matter. abi herz no be the former drama queen and controversial maria? heheheheh suprised considerin the date of my registration? Nl is a community of different characters.some are here to have fun just like me but dat no mean say we no dey see or hear while some come to collect approval from ghosts and internet frends to live their life offline. dis movie is titled when the truth of the past comes calling kikikikiki let this issue die or die here fighting with b!tches. bak to politics to see my yoloba friends grin
she did not ask me to come here abi you know see many of my post before peppy come with her allegations? You no ask why chinum and myself dey rub mind and where all our discussion start from?

Whether herz or maria that's not my business. My take is what led to this imbrogolio.

Okay... E b like say u sef get beef with herz too. Better confess now!
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 8:48am On Sep 15, 2015
scooby12:
Bros!
The thing be say.. No put your head for these gals matter. As i see the matter, e be like sey them get personal beef. Probably on top a guy. The gal wey dey attack na mumu, the one wey dem dey attack na also mumu. Just leave them, make we dey watch this movie in 3d.

God bless you!
ah... Okay. I no reason am like that before o. Na as you talk am so na hin i see clearly.

You know women na... Dem sabi beef each oda
I no go yarn again.

Chop knuckle... You get sense!
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 5:45am On Sep 15, 2015
scooby12:
Guy, you get sense.
ah... Thank God you don see wetin I dey talk. God bless you.
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 5:44am On Sep 15, 2015
scooby12:
Old boy wetin be your own sef?
Why you carry matter wey don end for head like halogen light. When you no be voltron defender of the universe.. Dem catch thief, you come dey defend am.
You no see person defend sef. Abeg park well.
my guy i logged off since and when I come back I no reason date. No b say I dey defend anybody but the fact b why she dey stress the matter. Even the person she attack been don leave the thread and came back when she was MENTION as in quoted. She comment twice and since never returned.

You sef reason am na.
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 5:41am On Sep 15, 2015
johnjon:
Guy, you be mumu.
You for don notice sey the matter don become personal between those ladies. Na both of them no get shame.
i hear you brother. I been don leave the thread since na. As I come back see as things be na him make me comment.

anyway e do. No point flogging a dead horse.
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 3:17am On Sep 15, 2015
DBking:
bros na you wey no get shame. two women dey fight you come put mouth. abi you be woman wrapper.you fight woman come dey feel like champion. obviously dat ur herzumpther don shit for church and no know say pesin go see am. as dem don catch am she come call una to come fight for her. leave all dis ur praise singin and allow the b!tches to do their tin.
see where it all started

https://www.nairaland.com/2147859/babyosisis-marital-advice-new-intended/116

Note that the herz had stopped posting longer before she came with her allegations... And the girl only came on cos she was mentioned. Commented twice and never returned.

I am not your type who uses gender to allow cancer spread. I don't buy into "not involving cos she is a woman" I tell people what is needed to be said and move. No time.

Na so your wife go go mid yarn outside carry wahala come meet you for house u go say u no put mouth cos Na women matter.

In AYs voice: Use your head!
BusinessRe: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by iwatch: 2:38am On Sep 15, 2015
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 2:32am On Sep 15, 2015
DBking:
bros na you wey no get shame. two women dey fight you come put mouth. abi you be woman wrapper.you fight woman come dey feel like champion. obviously dat ur herzumpther don shit for church and no know say pesin go see am. as dem don catch am she come call una to come fight for her. leave all dis ur praise singin and allow the b!tches to do their tin.
o boy park for corner. When person over do something learn to correct them. I have no problem with you having allegations against anyone but over stressing it is wrong. Talk and let it end there. When you begin dey talk too much about thing you end up embarrassing yourself. The said herz never leave thread since? But she carry the matter for head.

Na who no come get shame between her and herz? Abeg hold am there.
PoliticsRe: Saudi Arabia Offers Germany 200 Mosques – Response To Refugee Crisis by iwatch: 3:45pm On Sep 14, 2015
Why isn't this on front page? lalasticlala, ishilove you know we love you, afam4eva front page please!
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Proofreader Services Available by iwatch: 3:24pm On Sep 14, 2015
babythug:
Thank you for the heads up! Will visit the sites and take it from there.

I do hope i can buzz you for more tips on this journey!

Cheers
I saw you viewing the babyosis thread and came here. This is my alternate handle which I am using it temporarily. You can also get paid to write articles too.

Check out writersincharge com it is owned by a Nigerian that has been making over $3000 per month for the past years.

If you can master the system of online writing you will go a long way.

I will keep on this handle for now. You can ask questions and I will try to answer them.
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CrimeRe: Angry Topless Women Disrupt Muslim Conference With Their Bare Breasts ( Video) by iwatch: 3:15pm On Sep 14, 2015
EggovinMma:
Lmao! !!
I was there I will run in there with a huge Love Machine! cheesy
kolo.

2baba dey hail
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Proofreader Services Available by iwatch: 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2015
babythug:
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The charges are reasonable and i assure you of exceptional service!

Thank you!
ma'am, you have a service that is needed. Join freelancer.com or fiverr.com then check the business section on how to build yourself in this regard as there is a thread for freelancing there.
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 3:02pm On Sep 14, 2015
Chinum:
Haha, amebo's friend grin. Nice to see it all turned out good. But u and curves fa. cheesy. I ga ebunwu kwa? grin
Babe forget o. I love pretty women... As in pretty but one thing I have come to realise is that so many naija babe lack depth and that to me is a turn off. Some don't have a mind of their own. The least they know is just party, fashion, gossips , home videos, watch movies but self development is almost zero. How many listen to news and how many can discuss politics averagely?

I want a woman that can impact my kids... I don't even buy this house wife idea cos the world has moved past that stage.


So what I am saying in Essence a woman's curve can only get my attention but can't get my respect without valuable substances.

Besides if I want to chop and clean mouth with the curvy chic I could do that but I would rather safe my energy for worthwhile ventures.
CelebritiesLinda Ikeji Is The Most Stupid Business Person I Have Known. Why? by iwatch(op): 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
I had to put this here because she is somewhat of a celeb.

LindIkeJi is the most stupid business person I have met. Wise people protect their business brand but here she isn't do anything about hers.

She profits off a FREE platform yet she feel it's out of place to pay someone to in order to protect her brand. In her mind they want to take advantage of her.

She fork out 25Million naira to acquire a brand new Range Rover but can't spend $5000--10,000 to protect her brand.

The danger is that the owners of the platform where she makes her money could wake up one day and decide to discountinue the program because she isn't paying a dime. Where would she go from there then?

#RANT!
PoliticsRe: SCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 8:31pm On Sep 12, 2015
TolaOluwatosin:
lolzzz, stop making fool of yourself, that the hospital is not fully equipped doesn't mean its empty
why commssion it then?
PoliticsRe: SCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 7:47pm On Sep 12, 2015
Yeske2:
Short of words dear, someone posed a question and the dolt instead of answers started fuming.
I don't like being vile but when pushed to the wall, I spit venom recklessly.

No mind the mumu.
PoliticsRe: SCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 7:21pm On Sep 12, 2015
wiseoneking:
Never post a trash here again without a SOURCE. Nairaland is not a rumour mill again. Peoples contributions are been quoted in both print and other media. Who is your RELIABLE SOURCE?, Where are the commonest pic that he showed you? It is like you are even excited and celebrating along with him for that you heard about it. I am not taking brief for Akpabio but the one i have seen is that the hospital is the most beautiful health structure in Naija. Check out also his stadium, best of the best not in any of our states.
I am talking of someone who went inside you basing yours on what you saw outside. Do you know I rank Akpabio above Fashola?

Ask yourself: if what I posted is a lie or my friend lied, why would the almighty Akpabio abandon and adifice he termed world class and travel to the US for further treament. Where is the sense in that?

Does't that raise a red flag? Or didn't you hear about his accident which resulted to being flown out of naija?

Use Your Head man... And smell the coffee.
PoliticsRe: SCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 5:29pm On Sep 12, 2015
Systeme101:
its obvious d both of u r jobless n lazy rumour birds, if i may ask wat concerns u wit d hospital? Are u a shareholder? Or if d ex governor was ur father would u come here to criticize him? @least he has completed d hospital so mind ur bizness n face ur future. If u wish to b a journalist then be prepared to travel...i perceived ur on Apc erand.
hey minion, you are a fool bloddy scumbag, why did Akpabio travel to the US for a minor injury sustained when he build a "world class" hospital? Do you sleep outside when you have a home?

If you can not intelligently reply this question? May Ogun, Sango, Amadioha, Orunmila strike you dead with leprosy!
PoliticsRe: SCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 2:49pm On Sep 12, 2015
Systeme101:
i thought u had confirmed from a reliable source? it seems u're a jobless fellow! Why cant u come nd look @ d hospital urself? So dat u can continue in ur bitterness nd grieve.
you are a bastard! I have always rooted for Akpabio and I am a big fan of his.

My ex classmate who is currently in akwa igbom made that statement on his facebook page. I will take snapshot soon you fool.
PoliticsSCAM-- Akapio's World Class Hospital Is EMPTY. by iwatch(op): 1:20pm On Sep 12, 2015
A reliable source has just confirmed to me that the much celebrated hospital that was commissioned few months ago by Godswill Akpabio is COMPLETELY empty... Nobody is working there! No doctor inside the hospital.

Please fellow AkwaIbomites, kindly confirmed if this is true.
PoliticsRe: Ibo Businessmen Are Relocating Home by iwatch: 12:50pm On Sep 12, 2015
EggovinMma:
When biafra is actualised, the 5 storey building would be a joke compared to the 25 storey building that will be cerupting , just like isreal. Flats won't be rented but bought. I will advice those without enough money to go as deep as Ebonyi state to buy up cheaper lands .BBelieve me when I say those places will be like heaven when biafra is settled.
I have always known my sister was beautiful but never knew she has this seductive look. Jisos shocked worris dis bikonu?

Na ur guy 2baba dey yarn wink
PoliticsRe: Ibo Businessmen Are Relocating Home by iwatch: 11:28am On Sep 12, 2015
JustCalMeDBoss:
As a yoruba who feels the igbos are truly marginalized this is what they should truly be doing. One big mistake u guys made was not requesting for a port under GEJ's regime. Even if it would be privately owned, Say built and run by the chinese. That would have been the first step to wither the bully called lagos. Biafra should be propagated intelligently not on the streets with a loud mouth. Nigeria need balance and ppl from the SS and SE are not helping matters. It seems the North are backing their own Good or Bad, we the south west too(Aregbeshola's case) the igbo must attain some form of economic power to have a say and parley with the SS that's the only way they can create the balance nigeria despirately needs.
I wish they will listen but knowing who they are on here, I know they won't!
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 5:35am On Sep 12, 2015
Chinum:
No see ojare. I understand. Just needed to draw u back so u don't descend to their level.

How's that ya babe?

Dnt mind my tatafo. I sha want to hear gist.
no mind the idiot o jare. The most surprising thing is that a friend of herz even join in subtly attacking her. She knows herself here.

Una women, na una be una sef enemies. Pity!

Yes o, I get gist...
amebo cheesy well I can now say we are dating and I have been at peace ever since! I am glad i fought on. Some people just don't know I why I didn't want to let go. But when you realise you have made a mistake, it's best to remedy it asap cos there may not be a second chance.

I see pretty ladies around but they are always lacking in 2 things: self-dependency and intellect! My baby got those and that's a huge factor for moi wink. She is a go getter!

Hope you enjoy the gist?

P.S:

Besides, no one who has seen her pic who didn't say anything good about her. They liked her.

But there was one girl whom I met before her and whose pic people didn't like. They often had something negative to say about her.

The surprising thing is that this babe set finish with nice curves.

They were right cos I got an insult from the first babe, one I didn't bargain for... Lol.

I have since left her lane long ago.

Could picture be preventing some babes from meeting serious dudes? Why couldn't her curves get people to say any good about her before meeting her?
BusinessRe: Nigeria's New World Trade Center Poised To Send Its Economy Sky High -CNN by iwatch: 6:45am On Sep 08, 2015
The full article should be posted and sent to front page. Afam4eva ishilove the sweetest lady lalasticlala of lalaland front page please
FamilyRe: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by iwatch: 10:17pm On Sep 07, 2015
Umu anumanu grin grin grin angry
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How To Make Simple Animation Videos..tips,tricks & Tools by iwatch: 10:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
Bank450:
You can use espro which is easysketchpro, videomakerfx or explaindio they are all one off payments.
thanks. Just seeing this
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by iwatch: 11:21pm On Sep 05, 2015
Chinum:
Oh na, you are more than this joor.
hey longest time. The babe think say she get mouth Ni o. I watched from when she started attacking herz and of course you know last time I was here only to come back and saw she is still on the issue. To what end and wtf is she trying to prove to the whole world? The height of her busy buddy is too irritating.

Does it really matter what someone does on here and what's the gain from all her vibration?

She should learn to mind her business and know when to draw a limit.

Holier than thou and her type worse pass for offline.

Iranu oshi
RomanceRe: Guys Am In Trouble by iwatch: 1:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
okhiai1:
HI guys i am in deep poo am a guy who is naturaly sacred of girls so thats why i did not date any girl till i was 19 so i went to my girlfriend place today and we where making out when during the bj section as I was so engrrosed engrossed in it closeing my eyes and enjoying the moment and by this time I was about to cum that was when my fucking babe decide to ride (alvin) and I pour my load inside her straight up.
I have given her postinor 2 but am still super scared and still team virgin so can she still get pregnant please guys mature answers
if she took the postinor immediately after the sex, fear not. But if u waited for hours before she took it o boy yawa don gass.

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