₦airaland Forum

swtdarling: op, shey na because u wan dey reach fp alwaz, dey make u dey source for research like this!.take am easy

We think alike sis

hmmmm! my own na to start and drive. I almost knocked the engine of my car sake of say oil short

I am presently faced with a similar situation. I decided to change school for my 4yr old boy. The entrance test the poor kid was to pass entailed him writing from 1-150! He tried his best. After much persuasion and an undertaking that I would engage the services of a lesson teacher, he was admitted into nursery 2.

Fast forward to the first day at his new school, I was called from the teacher that my boy would find it difficult to cope in his new class since pupils in their nursery 2 copy from the blackboard! . I decided to go see things by myself, only to see them teaching social studies in nursery 2. Suffice to say my boy was demoted back to nursery 1

This one na correct hausa man!

If I guess right, these team melvin t shirts were printed in anticipation that he would be the last housemate standing abi? and beverly supporters lost hope long ago they could not even give their girl a befitting welcome

My husband got the text some months back. The first text was for him to text his address where the gift was to be delivered to him. He told me about it and trust me when i say i was already "behaving" and waiting for the 2012 1.8 engine star branded toyota corrolla to come. Fast forward to a few weeks ago and the same text came but this time, he was told to pick his gift at fedex. I collected his details and went there as his madam only for thr lady there to give me one yeye cd that she said was for one of those star mega jams!

The story get k leg.

1. He claimed he started stealing when he with a group of friends snatched a bag containing a blackberry phone
2. He was involved in a series of other operations which he did not state how long
3. He was imprisioned for 6 yrs.

My views.

He must have been sent to prision sometimes in 2007
When did he snatch d woman's bag bearing in mind that blackberry services in nigeria started around 2008

legendprac: I don't wanna 'say' anytin until all facts r established.....

Her story talks abt a second service.... And the OP says no second service @ coza... Wht we should do is to first find out if COZA was having two services like Ese walters mentioned.... We shouldn't attack Ese nor the Op yet

I do not attend Coza but I know they used to worship at metro plaza and only recently moved to thisday dome. Her story of a second service could be true as their new place of worship is bigger than the former one.

smothly: Most of the security men are a professional begger, even if you don't want to give them they know how to persuade you stylishly....eg


1.Opening your car for you
2.Greeting you as if you are president or first lady
3.Helping you with pen
4.Helping you with handbag
Etc
If i no get change to give out ATM na my choice

Exactly how it happens!

joeydozzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

XYNERISE , If you're still alive say something

You beat me to this!

Hmmmm! Been long I got wooed. Who is gonna woo me now? Only serious and interesting wooers would be considered.

Only God and d mod knows what those hidden comments on page 4 are!

kunletiwoo: Lol... Very funny, I trust my Kid Sis won't join them, cos she knows what she'll be missing

abi? Mine sef no go try am cos I would so stock up my frigde

[quote author=Soraya_Leticia]it's nt a sign of lack either, u r jst hating[/quote]definitely! can't remember saying they were poor in my earlier post or did I? ? how does hating come in here?

This their brown shoe don suffer oh!

What of Stevie Wonder?

xynerise: Poster, population for here too much. Pls, can I escort u out of Nairaland?


The images displayed on that thread are against Rule No.5.

Mumu! Who send u? No b3 you and you family overpopulate the place?

See mumu poster. You use ipad photo booth give ur face special effect come dey display murumurity

Osheeeeee! Lets go there

blink182: Mutual funds are for lazy investors hence you shouldn't expect much.

Not true at all.

Mutual funds avail small and big investors the oppurtunity of bring their funds together for a fund manager to manage for them. Most mutual funds managers allocate the funds under the scheme into 4major areas of investment namely, 1. Real estate 2. Money market 3. Govt bonds and other long term instruments 4. Capital market to spread the risk.

The returns are commensurate to what you invest as you receive dividend as at when due. However, mutual funds do not give bonuses.

In Nigeria, the activities of all mutual fund managers are under the supervision of the securities and exchange commission SEC.


I work for Union Trustees and we have one of the best mutual funds around!

Maybe because the poor sleep with their wives aggressively as a way of dealing with the frustration of being poor. That way the sp*rm is released as if from a nozzle

I actually thought I saw Don Jazzy

Airforce one, Lion king

[quote author=D-Explorer]Missed this girl. . .[/quote]been around dear!

not toosharp girl!

Bado! You still neva change?

annawhite: Why Mushin?
I

annawhite?

She is wearing a white wedding gown after how many kids? By the way, she sef don become pastor be dat oh!

fiscalcliff: And who gives a friggin phuck
Like PAC said,they don't give a phuck about us
Why should I about them

Me sef no care. Just flowing with the rave of the moment bro.

Its a boy!

Nicepoker: Public stunt pulled by the NPF. Why not chase the criminals to their final destination or even call 4 bck up after u recovered the money. The police just did that to cover up their previous mess. In summary those criminals are also men of the police force. Gbam!!!

. The fact dat the culprits are policemen is not far from the truth. However, the guy chasing them had to abort the chase when they dropped the cash on the main road for fear of somebody else picking it since he was not in d company of other policemen.

ud4u: i cant believe this, kudos anyway

. Very true cos I witnessed it. It happened in front of my office in area 3. As a matter of fact, d smiling man is a colleague!