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Family / Re: Snake In My Roof by iykejazz: 6:44am On May 20, 2019
You need to quickly set your entire roof on fire. Just take your family out and then burn down the roof, the snake must surely die in the fire.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 2nd April 2019 by iykejazz: 11:27pm On Apr 02, 2019
Koolking:
Op, change the scoreline

Wolves 2 1 Man Utd

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Nairaland / General / Infinix Note 5 Android Pie Update Released by iykejazz: 6:10pm On Feb 15, 2019
Hello guys, I am excited to announce to infinix note 5 users that the much awaited Android pie update has been released. All you need to do is to just restart your phone if you have not received the update notification yet. Infinix note 5 is pure android one mobile with awesome specs and battery. Enjoy guys!!!

Romance / Re: Curvy Pure Water Seller Twerks On Major Road In Lagos Traffic, Causes Stir (Pix) by iykejazz: 11:13pm On Jan 17, 2019

Politics / Re: A Toddler Welcomes Muhammadu Buhari With His Usual Signs -pics by iykejazz: 3:35am On Dec 21, 2018
That police woman for background sef!!! grin
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Meets Charley Boy, As They Hug Each Other by iykejazz: 10:40am On Dec 11, 2018
azraeljaheel:
Available
how much and pls drop your number so that someone can reach you.
Crime / Re: Cultists Shoot Man Dead In Bayelsa State. Graphic Photos by iykejazz: 10:36am On Dec 11, 2018
azraeljaheel:
Rip to the dead

Available
how much?
Celebrities / Re: Corazon Kwamboka Practices Law. Has A Law Firm In Nairobi by iykejazz: 11:49pm On Nov 04, 2018
Food / Re: Man Vows Never To Attend Birthday Party For Serving Him This Jollof Rice - Pics by iykejazz: 3:35pm On Nov 04, 2018
With that kind of chicken that came with the rice, you are still complaining? Haba! Haba!! Haba!!!
Politics / Re: WAEC Disagrees With Presidency, Says Buhari Applied For Results by iykejazz: 10:42am On Nov 04, 2018
OK can Buhari not just have simple waec attestation in peace for you people? In fact on behalf of Waec, I want to declare that Buhari was awarded a Honorary Waec attestation. Can we now allow him to laminate the attestation and hand it in his sitting room? This administration and academic certificate scandals shaaa is like five and six.
Car Talk / Re: Would You Take This Dirty Lamborghini Or A Very Clean Toyota Camry? by iykejazz: 4:33pm On Nov 03, 2018
Let them tell some of you the cost of replacing a lambo damaged side mirror, I am sure half of the people shouting lambo will quickly switch to camry.
Travel / Re: Bus Plunges 220ft Into China River After Passenger-Driver Fight, Killing All 15 by iykejazz: 12:32am On Nov 03, 2018
I wish the quick recovery.
Politics / Re: Imo: NWC Drops Okorocha’s In Law, Adopt Hope Uzodinma by iykejazz: 11:32pm On Oct 31, 2018
The end of iberiberism in Imo state has finally come. Lolz

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Politics / Re: How Atiku Will Zone Offices If Elected President – Gbenga Daniel by iykejazz: 8:14am On Oct 22, 2018
TooNoisy:
Choosing a VP from the South East was a great miscalculation. Peter Obi is not going to substantially increase PDP votes because the South East was going to vote PDP. Choosing Obi will at most add 250k votes to what Jonathan had the last time. Unfortunately, he will lose the South West by a wider margin than Jonathan did.

All South West Governors are APC, the VP is from the South West and the Tinubu factor will make Atiku lose. The truth is that the PDP have neglected the South West for a long time. There is no one from SW in the top echelon so it will be very difficult for Atiku to win.

PDP is now dominated by Igbos. The top leaders are now Igbos. VP candidate, Party chairman and even highest ranking member in the Senate. All these people are Igbo and we all know how Igbos play their politics. Rather than build bridges with other regions, they actually destroy bridges. Igbos will create enemies for Atiku in the other regions especially NW and SW. And we all know those two regions contribute 46% of the voting block. Once Buhari wins NW and SW, it's game over. SE don't have the numbers.


Wonderful. The man who can see the future.

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Education / Re: 10 Most Hated Mathematics Topics by iykejazz: 7:49am On Oct 22, 2018
Some people during maths exams

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Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: Daily Trust Newspaper Opinion Poll by iykejazz: 10:29pm On Oct 12, 2018
Where is oga Lai Mohammed? Has he resigned? It's been a while I heard from him.
Politics / Re: Atiku: I Will NOT Take Six Months Before Naming My Cabinet, If Elected by iykejazz: 10:28pm On Oct 12, 2018
Where is oga Lai Mohammed? Has he resigned? It's been a while I heard from him.

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Politics / Re: Why Atiku Picked Peter Obi As Running Mate – Daniel by iykejazz: 10:28pm On Oct 12, 2018
Where is oga Lai Mohammed? Has he resigned? It's been a while I heard from him.

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Reacts To Peter Obi's Emergence As Atiku’s Running Mate by iykejazz: 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2018
Where is oga Lai Mohammed? Has he resigned? It's been a while I heard from him.
Politics / Re: Atiku: I Will NOT Take Six Months Before Naming My Cabinet, If Elected by iykejazz: 8:39pm On Oct 12, 2018
I think 2019 is now very far. Can Inec just conduct the election like next month? Someone needs to resume office as soon as possible to relieve some other person of his duties. All I can do already is to ATIKULATE a New Nigeria where things work as should.

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Politics / Re: Saloon Car Found In Jos Pond As Army Reveals Next Line Of Action. Photos by iykejazz: 6:51am On Oct 04, 2018
Maybe this one is Bermuda pond.
Religion / Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by iykejazz: 11:36pm On Aug 26, 2018
But who taught him all the 55 styles?
Celebrities / Re: What I Noticed On The Red Carpet At Humblesmith's Osinachi Concert (video) by iykejazz: 4:43pm On Aug 16, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
there are dumb people everywhere around the world being made fun of...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwN5nDajWs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CdfsCz1oKo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TK_vk-XDM

Olodo people all around the world. cheesy grin
Travel / Re: Safe Ways To Find Directions To Any Location by iykejazz: 6:52am On Aug 15, 2018
You can also get directions filling station and find pizza delivery place. They also most times know their way around town!
Science/Technology / Re: Need Support For Ntel Products And Services? Hit Me Up Here!!!! by iykejazz: 8:57am On Apr 09, 2018
Hello , Please I am having challenge in updating my Ntel Nova N1 phone to the latest software update currently on my phone. After downloading the software, Once i click on install, the phone will reboot and then show error. Please How can you help because I heard that one of the software updates on the Nova unlocks the sim 1 which means all other sim cards can work on sim 1.Please your help will be highly needed. you can also recommend any Ntel outlet or any place i can go to manually have my Ntel Nova upgraded to the very latest software . Thanks
Health / Re: DELSU Graduate Who Went Mentally Deranged Is Now Back On His Feet by iykejazz: 12:00pm On Feb 28, 2018
As God wey you be, you can already sense that he will relapse. OK Na, just continue.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The Igbos also have an adage.
"Anaghi agwocha onye-ara ara ya."

Just looking at him, I can tell he will definitely have a relapse and when that happens, he will be worse than his original state.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by iykejazz: 9:40am On Feb 21, 2018
Please is Skoda Octavia 1.4 mpi good for Uber. It's 2010 car

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by iykejazz: 9:05am On Feb 21, 2018
Oduduwa Off Kilo Bus stop. Call me on 08085796650
Carshopper:


Where for lere... I will b at anjorin 10-12noon
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by iykejazz: 8:45am On Feb 21, 2018
I am an uber driver interested in meeting partners, I stay in surulere. Anyone interested in having me drive for him/her?
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by iykejazz: 9:48pm On Feb 04, 2018
Nna mehnnn. This thing is turning to disgrace jorrr. Why nauuu, Naija why?
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by iykejazz: 9:25pm On Feb 04, 2018
Nna mehnnn. This thing is turning to disgrace jorrr. Why nauuu, Niger why?
Politics / Re: Coalition For Nigeria Movement: Obasanjo's Full Statement During Registration by iykejazz: 12:24pm On Feb 02, 2018
Hmmm I think Obasanjo is planning to let Nigerians always say that things will initiate the undesired nature of their house keep into a more economical way of life. This should enable people come out with the intention to solidify the populace in as much as all is well with us. Hope you all understand.

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