gr8ful:
Hello,

I just did the KPMG test and failed. I feel so terrible and disappointed with myself coz I'm not getting younger- my age is counting and I really need a job in a consulting firm.

I have written three test in big consulting firms this year and passed none.

Please can anyone help, I need to know why I failed all these tests even after I practised well, answered all questions in time.

What do you practice with?? Those online tests are not comprehensive enough. I used to depend on them and I used to fail until I invested in a hard cover GMAT book. I've not failed any of the aptitude tests I've written this year.

bakynes:

Am sure you dare not lift a finger on your ex-bf, am sure if you could match him physically you would have beaten him up.

No I wouldn't. Violence solves nothing. You just proved to me that the only reason men beat women is because they know they're stronger and not because of what the woman has done.

bakynes:

How do you treat a girls fuc*k up when she breaks your wheel screen and destroy every electronics in you house, destroys all your clothes because she suspects you might be cheating?

Please tell me how u treat her fuc*k up in the above scenario?

My ex-bf showed me crazy, I didn't beat him up. I ended the relationship

OMOTOWO:
On 18th of march,my wife mistakingly dare me by lasnding a soft slap on my right ear just because I said her brother is not responsible..I thought it was a joke..a no reply the slap.I called her sister and her mum to know that her daughter don pass her boundary...na so dem dey beg me like sey a be one idol..her mama told me she will come to our house all the way from alakuko to talk sense into her head the following day ..na when I know sey her mum dey inside bus dey com na im I retaliate..Na bathroom a go..she dey sitting room dey watch her usual telemundo as a kno she don dey relax...na from back I give her four hot slaps...the kain slap wey dey reset brain if e no format am sef..if u c as eyes swell up...the part com red like sey na hotplate wey see full current...after I slap her finish,a com go buy coke give er..(she drink am o)..as her mama com ,na so I tell her sey she don push me to the wall again that day again as she wan slap me again but I needed to act fast to avoid the kain tin wey apun the previous day..a no sey er mama no dey happy but she confirmed from her if she truly slap me the previous day and she said yes..wetin u wan make er mama talk...she just dey beg me despite the fact sey the kain symbol and pattern wey she meet for her pretty daughter face no good ..as from DAT day,her daughter have been doing normal ...SOME WIVES /WOMEN ACTUALLY NEED A SLAP FOR BRAIN FORMAT provided if the kain woman first raise her hand to slap you like my wife.She wanted to take advantage of my meekness ..If u c how my wife dey fumble sey na small one be that IFOTI wey a chop as a no reply the slap DAT day..sey big slap dey com..com dey do like sey na she marry me or na she dey pay rent ...WE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW...IF I TALK 1 NOW,SHE NO DEY TALK 2 BECAUSE NA 5 DAYS THAT EYES USE TO COME BACK TO NORMAL....SHE NEARLY GO BLIND SEF

You don't love your wife. My conclusion has nothing to do with whether she slapped you or you slapped her. It has to do with the tone of your comment.
I want to ask tho, what would you do if your wife called any member of your family irresponsible?? Who corrects you when you misbehave?? Who resets you back to factory settings in a situation as such?? Or is it only women that misbehave??

Memphis357:
The sad truth....

I've often held that a few smart people will continue to make money especially in hard times. A few facts show I am right. How do I mean?

Multichoice/DSTV comes up with a bunch of crap/lowlifers bunched in a house for 90 days. Open subscription lines for the unintelligent to "vote" and we still do. They offer a prize of N25 million to its winner and some cash (plus maintenance fee/logistics for all contestants and support staff to the tune of about N100-150 million. Allow you to vote multiple times at N30/vote. The receive about 20 million votes (or more) and make a cool N400 million in profit.

Mind you, you still need to subscribe to their services to watch and vote. They target the jobless and the dunces. Because they know you're unintelligent enough to watch it, form alliances and even discuss it. Whoever wins, walks away without knowing you even exist.

Have you asked yourself, why don't they have such shows in Asia? Why was it stopped in Europe? Are you the only lazy one to come and watch jobless people sit around for three whole months? Cos if these people had a job... Even if it pays just N50,000 a month, you won't resign to go and compete in such tomfoolery.

Wake up young people and be productive... Big Brother Naija is just another way of telling you you're dumb .... And you're agreeing and nodding your head!

Oh please! Watching big brother and having a life are not mutually exclusive

dominique:
So she's supporting her because she's from Edo and female. That's pretty shallow

People are supporting Efe because he is from a humble background, Marvis because she eats EBA. Trust me, people are shallow these days.

shizzlin:
still beats me how Bally who had the highest votes last weekend had the least today.

That's because he was the only member of the clique up for eviction last week. This week the fans of the clique has to divide their votes between him and marvis.

SmartBug:
The hormones in your head are blocking your thinking faculty. Are you that desperate and willing to risk the happiness of your life for 10mins of pleasure?! Don't.

I mean, he even raped his wife and is unremorseful. What the actual fvvk??

TheSonOfMark:


Just as I predicted, you wouldn't upload your picture 'cause you're ugly. THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ALWAYS FLAUNT IT.

I'm arguably the most confrontational persona to frequent this section but I've never hidden my identity. That's confidence. You, on the other hand, are just one of the ubiquitous, happy-go-lucky attention-cravers strutting the 'streets' of this section of the cyberspace looking to inflate your self-esteem (which is at its nadir, obviously) just to help you live through each day.

We've had a gazillion of you in this section - from the PunkyVs to the EstharFabians to the MzNellys- who were eventually revealed for what they really were - insecure, little ugly brats. Soon you'd fade into nothingness- like the street urchins before you.

Oh! I know you have a protruding forehead and sagged chin like all South Africans.

Confrontational is now an achievement?? You seem to be seeking validation from your fellow urchins. Not a good persona. Being confrontational and argumentative is not something too be proud of. This is coming from someone working on herself. It'll do you well to do the same. But then again, you won't because you see nothing wrong with it. So let me not waste my time. Bye.

I'm about to round up my service. Luckily for me, I've got a temporary job which will pay about #40,000 a month. I know it's not going to be enough in the long run and I may lose it anytime. This is why I'm looking for something to get my hands on as a side parole. I don't want it to be something too demanding because I would be working 8-5. Unfortunately, I don't have any savings. It is sad, I tried but life happens. I didn't squander my allowance but I can't watch people close to me go through issues and I wouldn't lift a hand to help. The recession also didn't help. I don't want to sell things like clothes, shoes and bags. I once tried it and I realised that I'm terrible at marketing that kinda stuff or maybe I just feel it's too cliche.
I know how to sew a little but I'd rather accept that I've not mastered the craft due to lack of time rather than spoil people's clothes through trial and error. I intend to squeeze time out to continue learning after my service tho.
I ran into an ad today of an office space in a hub which would cost #10000 per month and I'm thinking of taking it. It is now what to do with the space that I don't know. So please, I need business ideas and suggestions.

I want something that wouldn't go down if I'm not present.
Of course, I could employ an assistant.
It should be able to run itself within three months.
What keeps coming to my mind is "nanny service"
Linking those seeking for immediate assistance to those ready to render the service (this would most likely need a website)
But I don't have qualifications for this so I don't think anyone would take me seriously.

So any advice please??

DaySpringer:


She is proud... That statement depicted Pride and it was also a dumb statement because instead of stating other sources of income, she mentioned the one that is coming because of her Beauty. Come on..
It sounded Shallow and Vain.

She believes that because she is 33 and half nigerian she is better than the rest of the House-mates there and it shows and they can get the vibe off her.

You're really dumb if you think we hate her because of "Private Jets", Ridiculously Stupid even.
We can't stand that she is half-nigerian?
You have a [b]racial inferiority complex[/b]. Disgusting. is she the only half-caste in this country? What the Bleep value does her half-genes have?
Stop idolising her because she is half nigerian.

Tboss is manipulative, petty, Proud, vain.
And that's why we don't like her..

Trust me, that describes you more than it does me. Because you've proven my point yet again. "She is proud", "she is this"... Blah blah blah.... Very childish reasons for hating someone. I maintain my stance because all you've written up there is not as bad as what many of the other housemates have done, yet they don't incur this kind of hate. On a very moral stand, being proud is a lesser evil than a lot of other atrocities that has been committed in that house. Suddenly being proud is worse than being drunk to stupor to the extent that someone is cleaning up your vomit or being proud is worse than giving head on live TV?? Yet this folks are still defended day in day out. See why I won't buy your hypocrisy?? I wasn't even following until I saw the hate buzz this girl was generating and was wondering why?? I later found out that the hate was extremely disproportionate to the alleged offense committed and that was how I started staning her. So guess what, she got more fans because of your hate. Same was Debbie gets more fans because idiots won't stop calling her ugly. Humans being need to stop being bullies. Mehn, check yourselves. Even those I don't agree with their live styles in that house, I never use degrading words on them, never. It's not worth it. Look inward and change for the better. I'm out.

DaySpringer:


Go to youtube and watch the one Hour Video..

She plainly Said that the 25million will finish in a Week if she takes care of all she has to.

She is not here for the money because she has private Jet owners hitting on her but she pays them no mind (Why mention it then?)

In the Same Video, she called her Fellow Housemates Fucking idiots.

You're just a hater. Go look for your own private jet owners to hit on you. She mentioned it to make a point that she would rather work for her money. When did that become a crime? This is just jealousy on your part. And yes, her housemates deserve to be called idiots. Because what she called them is not as worse as the victim blaming stunt they pulled on her during the kemen saga. They're bunch of evil hypocrites who just can't stand that not everyone will behave like them. Sadly they tend to depict the attitude of most Nigerians as I can see the same damn behavior here. At the end of the day, the reason most of you hate Tboss is just ridiculously petty, I mean because of "private jets"?? Try harder. It's hypocritical because other housemates have done worse things than her. Many of you just can't stand the fact that she is half-Nigerian. Be honest with yourselves and let us hear word. This has nothing to do with what she said or didn't, you hated her before she made that statement. Very unhappy people. Rubbish.

LordTrezy:

You better save your own skin before stretch mark finish your life....TBoss nah your sister. mtcheeew

Are you my husband??

Sharon6:
Those must go. Set her lose to go and meet her private jets owners hitting on her.



GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

I won't patronize you cos you're vindictive. People have severally explained this past week that Tboss' statenents were deliberately misconstrued by BBN and that the video was edited bu‭t you still choose to believe what you want. I wouldn't want to ever meet someone like you even though I'm in need of your products. Hating on a fellow human for no just cause.

naijaboiy:
This one needs clay to mould her man, else she will marry at 58 or die of acute depression.

What is so difficult in her standards? Pray tell. There are a lot of men like this already. If you don't meet up to it, it is not her fault.

Okpanwu:
I applied for KPMG since February last month and up till now, I have not gotten any feedback from them. pls house like how many months does it take them to invite applicant for test after the successful application? I applied for Graduate tax...........

Have they not written tests for this already? I think they have. Check this thread.

shogat:

I am for GAP...won't say it was a bad experience but was rugged sha. Situation analysis first then behavioural interview where they scrutinize ur cv. Was asked the chicken and egg question and to name 10 noun/adjectives that can replace the word 'red'...still looking for the 10 on Google o..wishing myself luck

Lol, I guess everyone's experience was different. I was shown a picture and asked to form and tell them a story on the spot. I enjoyed the technical interview though I felt they were seeking for an extra something I wasn't able to give. The behavioral one no be for here lol. We hope for the best.

Ukez15:
Fact is the decision lies in the hands of the interviewers.
While I am impressed with their method, I wouldn't judge my interview good or bad, just average.
I used QR code in my CV and the female interviewer didn't understand it; infact she was going with the impression that it's not good for a job application.

In my mind I was like, is it not Sahara that says they welcome creativity and innovation?
Frankly I was disappointed.
Why was she not receptive to the idea.
Atleast it made my IT background standout.

This kinda test is not meant for everybody buh that don't mean you're not creative.

This is why we are always advised to tailor our CVS to the job we're applying for. You can't blame her. Sahara is not an IT company. And I'm sure you applied for GMTP.

mayoor15:
Take lekki -ajah bus underbridge, after d toll gate drop at lekki gate, cross over using d pedestrian bridge, enter d gate, you will see bike inside, give them d address and they will take you there

Thanks a lot

Please o people, what's the direction to the place from obalende?? God bless you. Any other GAP candidate slated for Friday in the house?

adioolayi:
In terms of adherence to highway code... Yes, Lagos.. the fear of LASTMA is the beginning of wisdom... but Lagos interior, those Danfo, Keke and Motorcycle drivers are goats


Ibadan with Crazy Micra drivers and motorcycle riders will be one of the worst have seen

Wahali, Ibadan roads are jungles

Ifoski:
you guys have really done justice to the riddle... but my final answer was different...

I think the answer that most suits this riddle is Nigeria's National flag

Thin and colourful, custodian of dreams and wishes adorned; holding the thoughts of yesterday and the hopes of tomorrow

Of pictures, of speeches, of words with lasting laughter that stays the same time and time again

The wave of a hand, never destroying

Crinkle, crisp, clear – described

Bring an old version of me for your next stage.....2 copies.

Is it thin and colourful... Yes

Is it a custodian of dreams... believing that our nation will soar

are wishes adorn... yeah

holding the thoughts of yesterday and the hopes of tomorrow... rough times we had like Civil war and a hope for a better tomorrow

Of pictures, of speeches, of words with lasting laughter that stays the same time and time again... independence and creation of a self governing state

The wave of a hand, never destroying... holding a flag and waving it... Never destroying
now it becomes crinkle, crisp and clear...

I think we should create a Whatsapp group...
Drop your phone numbers so I can add you to the group... we would at least know ourselves better there... message 08068461011

Join the Whatsapp group and U can get an idea of what d old version is

It's selfish of you to create a WhatsApp group. Let us all learn from here.