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raumdeuter:
Just post covid like 2022, I go show up for pickup game, Maintain my lane for centerback dey d normal VVD to shout instruction and avoid doing
I no know say one fresh from Naija late 20s don join the team , Na so the guy break out from the wing I run say make I go cover, by the time the guy weave me, put ball on the run, I just sub myself out, go lie down for the grass catch my breath for some time

For the rest of the game, anytime the guy breaks away, na wave I dey wave am like GUO transport. Anyone wey wan shout for me say make I go mark am, Na Patience ozokwor eyes I dey take look them

raumdeuter:
Then you havent been following

"I can show you the polls on Tunde Ednut, a social media influencer who has a lot of following, I won. It was a poll that was conducted for the entire day.

"Just a couple of days ago, Rufai Oseni, who is of Arise Television just conducted his poll online, I got 71%," the former NBA President said."


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7409289281065323782

Lols 😂
Asue people won’t like this🤭🤭
Obaseki Dey spoil things for them big time 😭😭😭🤦pic.twitter.com/w0Baly3a7B

— Foundational Okun man 😂 🇳🇬 (@akomscopy) August 30, 2024

[color=royalblue]I have this feeling he would collapse for Asue.

71% votes online, and maybe na only one person dey qualified to vote for Edo inside the 71%[/color]

swiz123:
A fake DM cum traffic warden.

Ibime:
At my age, e no go pass centreback na

But I moved into DM this year based on say my fitness level done go up massively

[color=royalblue]Hope say you no dey do escort work for there?
[/color]

LordAdam16:
There will be an increase that will reflect in NNPCL's books.
The open question is if they'll pass the cost on to consumers. And if so, when the price change will be effected.

The theory, at least according to a makeshift in-country economic consensus, is that by axing a huge chunk of $ transactions; the FX rate will be more stable. Fewer naira chasing the $. And the wild swings we'd been accustomed to will significantly reduce if not cease.
If the naira crashes to the dollar anyway, gas prices will go up like they habitually do.

-Lord

[color=royalblue]Okay
I understand now[/color]

Ibime:
I have only come across Epilepsy once. They have full time carers here if they have severe epilepsy so it's a recognised medical condition

Just before covid, I went to a pay-to-play football game where you just turn up, pay and you don't know the other players. I was harassing the left winger regularly for not tracking back, that's when the LB came and told me to go easy on him, that he has epilepsy and if he overdo, he will have a seizure, and he (left-back) is his carer. True true before the match ended, that guy had a seizure on the pitch and the LB recovered him. It looked like something from the exorcist movie.

[color=royalblue]Which side you mount for the pitch? [/color]

afrodoc2:
Meanwhile. Onana should just retire. Goalkeeping is not his calling.

His positioning for that Salah goal is the latest wonder of the world.

LordAdam16:
What is the price of diesel today at NNPC?
If Dangote was not supplying diesel, it will cost above 1400 per liter in Lagos (higher in other jurisdictions).
A $ is 1610-1640.

Dangote's sales rate to NNPCL is not by itself the reason for the pump price change.
NNPCL used Dangote's intro as an opportunity or smokescreen to raise the rates and cut its per liter subsidy, shortfall, under recovery or whatever they call it.

Dangote has a set rate to sell his gasoline like he has for all his other refined products.
NNPCL can either pay or a foreign off taker will gladly take it off his hands.
NNPCL has been playing games but let's keep our eye on the ball.

-Lord

[color=royalblue]With NNPCL and Dangote trading crude in naira, will there be increase in the price of PMS, if the naira crashes to the dollar?

Or are we hoping to see 897 as the price for a very long while[/color]

donbrowser:
Na by force to drive? Is your dẹ́stiny tied to driving Uber?

If you had voted Peter Obi and he removed subsidy on 1st day like he promised, will you be here lamenting?

[color=royalblue]This is an Uber thread. It is for addressing ehailing issues.

Go to your UK Tiktok WhatsApp group and drop your unrelated comments there.

This thread is not for UK Tiktok skills[/color]

donbrowser:
You still never hear the latest. I'm currently learning Market to Market Management with 3mtt

[color=royalblue]Good.

Stick to it, and leave this business for those involved.

When we want tips on Market to Market management, we wil call you.[/color]

Pearl1910:
Baba... That guy is mentally deranged.
Only seeing his head and interacting with him u will know he is on a spectrum of cerebral palsy, downs syndrome, imbeci!e or autism.
In real life do u argue with people like that?

Itsrm:
Only God knows what happened to community management and product design. Now na Tiktok

[color=royalblue]I just realised the guy is a joke.

I respect political differences, but trying to talk down on a someone involved in a legitimate hustle is below the belt

Someone that has no tangible focus currently

Community management and Product management no pay again. Na UK Tiktok be the goal.

And he has the voice to tell someone to "Go hard or go home"

[/color]

OasisX:
.....DR PMS is now available. Let's wait and see how it goes, but I am so hopeful Prosperity is close.

Nigeria sell crude oil to them in Naira, in return they will PMS to Nigerians in Naira. A big relief on fx, like 40% of our fx go to PMS importation.

Prosperity is within the reach, we are so close more than few months ago.

[color=royalblue]Great News.

NNPC is selling Dangote’s petrol at 897/litre

Is this still a big relief?[/color]

[color=royalblue]LP no dey campaign for Edo state?

I never see one picture of Akpata at all[/color]

[color=royalblue]I don't understand

His children were waiting for the government to bury their father?

So if the government was not forthcoming, you people cannot organise and give YOUR OWN FATHER a befitting burial?

God forbid[/color]

Pearl1910:
So u believe the tiktok. Nawa for una o.
U guys rate that sewer rat too much to even honor him with a response.

[color=royalblue]It is just now i am realising he was the one that said studying for Masters is a waste of time. Rather, one should pursue digital skills.

I was hoping to see a Full Stack developer or Data analyst in future

Instead, na UK Tiktok account with Anti Tinubu posts thrice a day, be the digital skill.

And this is the person coming here to troll drivers.

A joke in human form[/color]

donbrowser:
So Gazzuzz (RIP) that was asking you to convert your car to CNG is also your enemy and a novice?

[color=royalblue]He listed the pros and cons of the conversion; two being little trunk space and non availability of fueling stations.

If you were half as smart as i assumed, you would know it is a big disadvantage for ehailing.

Sit this one out, so you don't sound more stupid.

When we want tips to open UK Tiktok account we will call you.[/color]

donbrowser:
A graduate that voted for Peter Obi should know that he will remove subsidy on day 1 and his Uber business will be affected if he doesn't switch to hybrid car or CNG

Cry all you can

[color=royalblue]Because you know nothing, you open your mouth, speak and confirm to everyone how ignorant you are.

You don't know anything about cars or its profitability. Instead of facing Tiktok, you jump into a discourse and start to cap.

Face TikTok my brother, leave this hustle for people wey dey do am.[/color]

[color=royalblue]A graduate that doesn't know that converting a car to using CNG is disadvantageous, because the cylinder eats up your trunk space; a car for ehailing for that matter

There's a reason why buses and trucks are the potential targets

A graduate that doesn't know we have a limited number of CNG stations in Lagos. The last time i checked, we only have two on Lagos/Ibadan expressway.

TikTok Graduate[/color]

donbrowser:
I don't care if they use Petrol or not. Next time, they should vote for Kwankwaso that did not promise to remove subsidy.

[color=royalblue]Okay, we have heard you.

Anything else you wanna add?[/color]

donbrowser:
They didn't know they are doing Uber business before voting for Peter Obi that promised to remove fuel subsidy in his first day at office.

[color=royalblue]I have no business with who they voted or not.

They use Petrol everyday, and they have the right to talk about it, as it is crucial for their business.

If you know you are bigger than the hustle, it is you who should leave the thread for them.

It is a thread for Uber drivers. [/color]

donbrowser:
Funny people

They were mocking Tinubu just last week that he's still paying subsidy despite the high rate. Now NNPC allegedly adjust price, dem dey cry like Bush baby. What do you want gan gan?

You no listen to Peter Obi, Atiku or Tinubu when dem talk say dem go commot subsidy before you carry your 2 left leg go polling unit to vote for them?

If Uber no pay you again, drop motor for house and find another hustle.

[color=royalblue]This is an Uber thread, so you should expect people who Petrol is part of their work resources, to comment when there are changes.

You should rather leave the thread if you're done with the hustle.

The title of the thread explains what the purpose is.[/color]

EmmanuelScott1:
Nah true? Lol

[color=royalblue]I thought Chelsea was a No-no, and he didn't want to go to Saudi.

Shebi na Napoli be the problem?

Why is he sacking his agent for failing to secure a move to both clubs?[/color]

Olowunl01:
Chief how can you say it is both? Based on your own analysis if 35m is being lost and the total consumption of our immediate neighbouring countries is about 6.6m which no country would rely on smuggled fuel for tgeir energy security, so we can extrapolate that half of the 6.6m is smuggled from Nigeria, so atleast 30m litres is falsely reported by a government agency.

I am not including the extended 2 Tier neighbouring countries cos as you stated cost of transportation eats into profitability of smuggling, moreover Ghana has crude oil.

The crux of the matter is Tinubu has so far failed as both Minister of Petroleum and President, if him and his cronies are not complicit, there is no way it should still be possible that we as a nation are subsidising 35m litres of smuggled Fuel.

The whole ban on kegs is nonsense, as if the numbers we are talking here would be smuggled via kegs.

[color=royalblue]Thank you.

That's why i rested my case.

From Lord's analysis, smuggling is almost insignificant in what they are trying to paint.

The neighbouring countries uses 6.6m, but Nigeria is losing 25m to smuggling.

A joke of a country[/color]

BlueRayDick:
No two loan contract are one and same. I'm sure u don't have a full idea of what the Chelsea loan offer was.

Napoli from the onset wants to cashout massively o Osimehn, so I doubt Napoli would ever agree to cover part of Osimehn's salary like Chelsea are doing for Sterling.

There's a lot of misinformation about the Osimehn transfer saga out there, but one thing is very constant: NAPOLI WANTED TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY CAN MAKE FROM OSIMEHN'S DEPATRURE AND THAT IS MOST LIKELY THE REASON THINGS TURNED OUT THE WAY IT DID.

Why people just chose to bash Osmiehn is what muses me.

[color=royalblue]So which money did Napoli make from Galatasaaray now?

How many million dem pay for the loan?

You can see from the tweet that He did not agree with Chelsea (Not Napoli).
[/color]

FBS:
If you na you, you go accept pay cut? O wrong now.

[color=royalblue]His first offer was a loan; His agent said no loan.

Sterling is on loan, yet receiving his salary in full.

If he had agreed, Both clubs would have funded his pay.

He said he didn't want any LOAN

It is clear that he overrated himself, and Gala just saved his career.[/color]

swiz123:
Izzou , your comforter has dropped some words of motivation.

[color=royalblue]Yes oh

I showed it to the fuel attendant, and she sold for me at 700.
[/color]

YeyeGbami:
Naso this weyrey wan kill me and my folks around may, lagos ibadan express way around sagamu interchange. If 2 say i dey speed gan ni na calamity

LordAdam16:
The uncomfortable truth is that the poor man in Sokoto should buy fuel at 1500 per liter.
That is the fair market price.

Say your relative is running a store.
You may get merchandise at F&F discount. A regular customer will get at cost price + profit margin. Your relative makes less profit on you.

Now let's run an hypothetical where if your relative buys the product at N1000.
Sells it to you at N600. That's a loss of N400.
Let's go further. You start collecting more products than you need at N600 and reselling them on the open market at N1300.
How long will your relative remain in business?

We've structured our economy to run on subsidized gasoline and it is unsustainable.
If we were a country of 5 million people, it wouldn't be a big deal.
The trouble is how to fix this debacle without sparking widespread unrest.

-Lord

[color=royalblue]Is there any data on how much fuel is lost through smuggling daily?[/color]

Ihebu4chelsea:
Prosperity is Close.......