₦airaland Forum

swiz123:
Does Layi make you laugh out loud or just impresses you.

Layi impresses me with his word play, I don't find him funny.

[color=royalblue]To be honest, i don't even know how to answer this question

E come technical pass as i think am[/color]

[color=royalblue]Layi na my GOAT oh.[/color]

liveLongNprospa:
Back to yesterday and what I said about quality dipping.
BlueRayDick and izzou the difference between international kellogs and kellogs Nigeria is because of this tolaram group.
That's my fear.

[color=royalblue]There is a very wide margin between products that are foreign made, and the same that are locally made (I mean for edibles)

The Guinness that you are talking about is made in a very old warehouse along Oba Akran; already locally made

Kelloggs was made abroad, before Tolaram got the licence.

Na two different things [/color]

[color=royalblue]As long as the brain dey intact, we move!!


8 years lo kan[/color]

A40:
Harp na my beer that year. I no dey take am play

[color=royalblue]Better beer. [/color]

raumdeuter:
Are you saying Harp no dey market again?

Missed those years in Tuns Bar Jimoh Bus stop Egbeda road, Harp N35 drink 4 for N140 with Aspen later white London while Labaran go dey grill suya for us

[color=royalblue]I doubt oh.

Never seen it for long.

You na OG. You buy Harp for N35?[/color]

A40:
There's a line from the movie Casino. Either he's in on it or is too dumb to see what's going on

That line best explains Tinubu

If you're saying you like Tinubu for your tribal and religious reasons that's bad but somewhat understandable but after seeing all his moves this past 1 year, pretending like the man will make any difference is egregious and comes off as you just mocking people if I'm being honest with you

Tinubu just like Buhari had ruling Nigeria in his bucket list and he's ticked it.

Nigeria is facing the worst food inflation since Abacha time. What coherent or sensible action has Tinubu made that you can explain. I've never seen a president who's failing in every sector literally you can't point to anything and say he's at least gotten it right

You're a Muslim. Ileya dey come. How much do you think your fellow Ummah are paying to buy ram. That's if they can even afford it. Where is the pepper wey dem wan take cook am?

I was not in doubt he would be a failure as his performance in Lagos was grossly overrated but I doubt even his worst opp predicted he will be far worse than Buhari

[color=royalblue]When you talk, they'll tell you Nigeria is going through pains before ut becomes great

We are going through painnnssss!!!

Let's endure....

We are an extremely poor country

At a time where there's so much hardship, your VP (a 2 time governor) is using 21 billion to renovate his house..


But endure... [/color]

iamoyindamola:
I think harp id what they rebrand to life and more

[color=royalblue]Nope

They are produced by two different companies.

I loved Harp. E come be like say the 5.5% alcohol complete.

Missed that brand[/color]

[color=royalblue]Have you met a God fearing thief before?

This is him! [/color]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/6eqgVeDt6QGooHLJ/?mibextid=oFDknk

airmark:
Harp and 33 still dey Naija?

[color=royalblue]I can't remember seeing Harp in a long while

33 still dey. Na Nigerian Breweries dey do am now[/color]

[color=royalblue]This Guinness news is not bad (or as bad as we are painting it)

The only thing i am sure is that Asians no dey give up. They rather start selling Guinness Bottled water and puff puff than fold.

As for quality, i doubt if it would dip. Dipping the quality means customers would port to another brand.

I have always loved Guinness; from the Stout to the Malt, and Harp used to be my brand before.

Hopefully, they run it well.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Guiness Stout go soon dey in satchets now.

I trust those Asians to do anything and everything to stay in business[/color]

liveLongNprospa:
So I have a question.

Larride if you get answer, e go help.

The PIB has stopped subsidy and it is also not captured in the budget.

So where is the money for subsidy payment coming from?
BlueRayDick izzou Theflint1 Amigoss Ibime itsrm

Any idea

[color=royalblue]NNPC is paying the difference[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Who is a godfather ? Wike? What makes him a godfather and El-Rufai not one?

[color=royalblue]Because from HOA to Commissioners and even LG chairmen are loyal to Wike. If you ask me, I can guess that he picked all of them.

But a whole Rufai is dragged by every single Kaduna lawmaker. Definitely, he isn't the finger that picked them[/color]

BlueRayDick:
But normally sef all those wake keeping are not supposed to be loud like they usually make it.

Twice growing up I've been traumatized by such wake keeping. One was a Benin man who died in our area; the day of his wake keep overnight ehn, they were just singing mostly sorrowful songs all through the night while drinking and hitting beer bottles with a stick to create sad melody to the dirge.

The second one was an Igbo man who died in his 40's. The man's relatives all through the Wake keeping overnight sang and drank with Merry. I found it quite strange cos u know as Yoruba's we felt such death do not call for much fanfare .

It took growing up for me to understand different people have different culture. But I still feel the two ceremonies should have been done without disturbing the sleep of every other person who don't understand the culture sha

[color=royalblue]It's not like they are merrying oh

When a young person dies, young people will sing and dance; thats just a way of paying their own tribute.

They can do it all night sef. [/color]

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8121216/alleged-n423b-fraud-efcc-sets

Why is nobody Calling the Kaduna state governor Uba Sani a betrayer like they are calling Fubara sef? Is there any difference between their respective cases?

Uba Sani was El-Rufai's annointed candidate just like Fubara was Wike's, but look at Uba Sani going for El-Rufai's jugular....

He has even called EFCC on El-Rufai's head within a year he took office. His own HOA have already written report and concluded El-Rufai was a thief with the state's yam in his throat. Fubara dey learn work for where Uba Sani dey but most people just overlook the matter.

Wetin dey sup?

[color=royalblue]Looks like two different cases.

One is a godfather; the other one isn't[/color]

GloriousGbola:
Ibime regularly calls ballz a bloody immigrant. I picked the impression ballz is ibo/igbo/eboe from their convos

[color=royalblue]I am not surprised we run things here with "Impressions".

Na Impressions make when Prosper says anything about the SW, we turn it to Anambra.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
What was Soludo and the house thinking sef when they came up with that burial law sef ?

Even most of the house members will violate the law if they have a burial imminent

[color=royalblue]E be like say na Obiano pass am sef

The only good thing about that law is that there is no Wake Keeping anymore. At least, people fit sleep well for night.[/color]

[color=royalblue]See as Flavour Papa Burial be like carnival.

What does the law say concerning it in Anambra state? 100k fine abi?

[/color]

GloriousGbola:
going by his bants with ibime - the dude is an ibo guy in PH

two for the price of one
SE+ SS !!

the only question now is the hatred double or squared

[color=royalblue]He is from Rivers but thats = Igbo

Prosper is from Edo/Delta = Igbo

TrebleChmp is from Edo = Igbo

Errrmmm...Who remain?

Only BlueRay refused to satisfy this equation [/color]

KingTom:
E dey brew small small, e dey brew

[color=royalblue]I tell you [/color]

OasisX:


.....Naija no fit change. Ref blew pk for Rangers 11mins after 90mins. Added time was 8mins yet Ref decided to spoil everything.

[color=royalblue]Home team dey lose for NFL?[/color]

seankafor:
Rangers vs enyimba

Wey cubana chief priest wey dey de market south East..

See crowd

[color=royalblue]I can imagine how Michael Okpara Avenue will be blocked now.
[/color]

airmark:
To sing live during their campaign tour or what?

These politicians don't rate the populace.

[color=royalblue]Not just singing. To be like a brand ambassador; endorsing the party[/color]

afrodoc2:
10 billion naira. To do what?

When he doesn’t have a song that will jazz and hypnotise people to vote for a particular party.

[color=royalblue]E fit be lamba, but i can't really underrate Nigerian politicians when it comes to lau lau spending[/color]

[color=royalblue]So, MI Abaga says Wizkid was offered $10 million during the 2023 election by a political party, but he rejected it.

He said he prefers to stay neutral.

That's some huge, bold decision[/color]

Amigoss:
Super derby,how?

[color=royalblue]Na table i use take talk am[/color]

[color=royalblue]Nigeria's super derby is today.

Enyimba suppose win Rangers, but for Enugu?[/color]

[color=royalblue]Very true. We no go hear word again![/color]

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
. No be crime to laugh na.

[color=royalblue]It depends on if there was a joke in the first place

From the stats

No of Pry Sch Children in the SE = 1.5 million
No of Pry Sch Children in the SW = 2.7 million

If the SE had the same number as SW, it would probably be 7% or more.[/color]

[color=royalblue]But that stats is very impressive for the Southern region.

With a higher population of primary school children (than the SE), 7% is impressive.

What is there to laugh about, ehn, OkpaNsukka?[/color]

Unlimited22:
A team of Saul Goodman, Annalise Keating, Harvey Specter and Raymond Reddington will struggle to do so sef

[color=royalblue]Annalise and Harvey would do a good job

Stop it! [/color]