₦airaland Forum

[color=royalblue]When you drag am now, you will find out he is abroad, or 1,500/ltr cannot affect his finances.

All APC online supporters are very rich; Na the new format i just notice.[/color]

Itsrm:
Abi o. 590 is not bad enough. It must sell at 800 before we consider it a bad situation. I bet when it gets to 800 Naira, you'll wonder why people on social media are saying it's 1000

[color=royalblue]I have never seen anyone try to make sense out of nonsense like i just read this evening.

We know it will get to 800. He will come and tell us how it is not 1460[/color]

[color=royalblue]Which law was broken here now?

APC go use their own hand, make every opposition move relevant.[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/7803190/all-eyes-judiciary-billboard-removed

[color=royalblue]Fuel na 585 for Lagos. How much e go be for other states?

Low-key increment [/color]

GloriousGbola:
Schools on holiday so the number of cars you will see are even less. Deregulation of fuel is a leveler

[color=royalblue]I know.

Last Monday was better. Today just get as e be.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Is today Public holiday?

Because e be like say na only me dey outside. [/color]

BlueRayDick:
This happened 😭😭😭

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv4ca_8IGN-/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[color=royalblue]Na statistics we go chop?

Quite funny that history repeated itself, and 8 million Nigerians fell again for it.

At least, that was 7 million short of the 15 million Buhari got.

We are making progress, common-sensically[/color]

liveLongNprospa:
Osun state government sent representatives yesterday abi today to his poultry so he is lucky

[color=royalblue]Lucky for how long?

The issue is with the system itself. If you give am 15 million, he may cry again before next year, because of how the economy has no bearing or direction

Some businessmen i know are scared of investing anything. Everything is just unstable at this point[/color]

[color=royalblue]May God show us mercy!

I feel for the guy, because e dey bite me sef![/color]

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Bubu suspended cox dey deleted his tweet..

no addition no minus

[color=royalblue]You are still making his point for him.[/color]

Itsrm:
Reminds me of one time I was still job hunting. The company lodged us in a hotel in Ikoyi during the interview.

Na so I begin eat and drink things I could lay my hands on in the room thinking they've been paid for already.

Na when I wan checkout dem knack me bill my eye con clear

Had to call someone to bail me out. E for no dey funny

[color=royalblue]If na this present day, and nobody dey to bail you out, na so we go see you for Instablog and Gistlover

Kai! [/color]

🗣️ Reporter : "Al-Hilal or Al-Shabab in the final?

🎙️ - Sadio Mane: "I don't know the two teams."

[color=royalblue]Oga doesn't even know the teams he's playing against.

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Emaprince:
Who dey carry date go bear parlor? First date for that matter.

You sure say no be hook up arrangement?

[color=royalblue]For her to leave her phone and money at home, it wasn't a first.

I just feel for her...

And the old woman in the background was not ready to hear any story. [/color]

[color=royalblue]I feel for the girl, abeg.

Which kind humiliation be this? [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/7797604/lady-embarrassed-restaurant-after-date

BlueRayDick:
The statement is taken from the same playbook that always point out Goodluck jonathan's generally acknowledged failure each time Buhari's ineptitude was brought to the fore all through the past 8 years. They will find ways to bring up Jonathan we all acknowledged was a failure and use him as a yard stick for judging Buhari.

[color=royalblue]Just touch the helm of Tinubu's garment, and the next thing is Obi here and there.
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Amigoss:
You no go reserve one thunder for the governor wey dey collect your tax,levies and VAT

[color=royalblue]Scrutinize your State governors!

Soludo's policies should be affecting me here.[/color]

Incognito9:
The MF don enter 940/$, no longer 917.

[color=royalblue]Chai!

Thunder fire Soludo for not doing anything to curb this fall.
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liveLongNprospa:
Izzou see how we believed🤣🤣

[color=royalblue]Na December now, abi?
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Nezzjnr:
From Master Strategist... Hit the Ground running.

Now e don enter "What would Obi have done better"

Obi isn't the President.... Tinubu is... We must call him out.

Go and tell this to people that don't know where their next meal is coming from

[color=royalblue]I always marvel at the foolishness and stupidity of this statement.
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patrickmuf:
If we all scrutinize our governors like we do the presidency, Nigeria will be better for it.

[color=royalblue]Naira is 917/$

It has affected virtually every single commodity in the market, including petrol.

So please, tell me how i can scrutinize my state governor to reduce this burden.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Good morning Prosper !

When I was arguing the bolded , u were busy believing the propaganda that fuel subsidy needs to go and Nigeria will be better .

I argued asking what government has done to deal with those stealing through subsidy , what has government done preventing smuggling of subsidized crude to neighboring countries and what has government done to prosecute those subsidy thieves we’ve always heard about ?

For the umpteenth time, that fuel subsidy is the only social welfare all Nigerians whether poor , extremely poor, averagely poor , middle class and upper class enjoy. The moment u take it away cos the government can’t deal with a handful of unscrupulous elements gaming the system, u are definitely suffocating those already in the lowest of low .

Some of us shouting about this thing are doing not even because of ourselves but those who don’t have anywhere or anyhow to adjust . Like me now , I’ve been privileged to receive hardship allowances to cushion the effect of the whole subsidy wahala …..but how many people have that privilege in current Nigeria where disposable income keeps reducing by the day ?

[color=royalblue]We are sorry, daddy.

Forgive us for all our blindness. [/color]

pope191:
Boss what can do? See how months it took to work on eko bridge? Maybe they are factors we don’t know about. I am not an engineer, but I can tell most of the tools we use in this country are outdated. The other day I saw how the white paint cars, you see that out cup they suppose don throw em away since. Even the way they inflate tyres and screw, we are behind boss.

[color=royalblue]We are not outdated. It is just a front to chop more money.

The longer a contractor stays on a job, the more his quotation rises.

Just on small street wey dem wan fix interlock,dem go use 3 months. What they can finish in 2 days, they will use 2 weeks.

Jonathan was the one that gave the contract for Lagos Ibadan Expressway. I was an IT student when it started (I remember my boss was laughing at the amount he signed in our locker room).

10 years later, Julius Berger is still working on the road.

Nigeria is cursed.[/color]

Ihebu4chelsea:
Good morning Izzuo.

[color=royalblue]Thank you my brother.

Just to go holiday, dem dey share token.

Wetin dem don work wey dem dey go holiday?

Dem swear you in on May 29.

June, July; You don dey go holiday with token.

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DeadPresidents:
After seeing todays misadventure at the senate, i can only come to one conclusion—na only mumu dey sacrifice for better Nigeria. I can’t even blame Onyema the civil servant for shirking work and stealing electricity.

Why Nigerians never enter street na wetin i never understand walai

[color=royalblue]That is just like spitting on a grave.

I no blame that guy, and if nihilistjnr appears again, I'll be on Onyema's side.

That icing on the cake needs to go round.

Useless leaders [/color]

pope191:
The code was red, we are under threat. A good work can not be done in a month. The foreigners may not even want to try such.

[color=royalblue]To rehabilitate an 11km bridge cannot be done in a month?

Yeah. Only in Nigeria[/color]

[color=royalblue]Make dem let Lauren James breef naa

She don apologise. Alozie don forgive am, but fans no gree

The thing don turn to gender fight sef! [/color]

raumdeuter:
States get different revenues so no one can say exactly but on average with 36 states Maths roughly (1.9trillion/36) minus (750bn/36 states) which is 52.7bn - 20.8bn = approximately 32bn extra per month per state

[color=royalblue]I think the governors agreed to save 770 billion from it.

So, its about the same as before, except that there is now savings[/color]

obainojazz:
Carpenter and Welder Dey earn blood money in those two countries.

[color=royalblue]Blood Money?

Like..Kanayo O Kanayo level?[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Shey I no go dey use my weekends go learn Carpentry from Broda Akeem like this ?

[color=royalblue]My broda..

These guys wan milk every single brain comot from 3rd world countries [/color]

[color=royalblue]This one wey Canada don dey find Welder and Carpenter

Hmmmmmm[/color]

[color=royalblue]Itsrm

How far with your police report issue?[/color]

Emaprince:
Watching that video dey hurt for heart.

But it pains Obidients and Ipob, so cornvicts will support it.

[color=royalblue]Let the country just burn and let everybody eat what they can.

Life is almost unbearable. The people are enduring beyong their threshold, then the Senate is sharing tokens for Holidays.

Not even their salary...Tokens to enjoy their holiday.

Nigerians are actually very stupid to expect any thing of integrity from a corrupt group.
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