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raumdeuter:
My Baptist church is also similar, always kept to time yet if you see how much dem dey make every Sunday

Let me see one of the church pamphlets before Covid

[color=royalblue]Una dey declare financial statement? [/color]

Roland17:
That’s good..

Na for only naija you go dey hear church song like

“I am a naked wire from above! If you touch me, I will shock you, I am naked wire from above”

[color=royalblue]I don't know when you cane back here, but the number of churches have tripled.

Ministries here and there.

Yet the wickedness for the country still dey increase.[/color]

ShaqFu:
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.

[color=royalblue]Mr Christmas in the SE.

You still have voice after yesterday's shameful show of lies?

Good evening, your lie-ness[/color]

Roland17:
Na the reason why I dey ginger @skimpledawg make e seriously consider pursing ministry for "Obodo Oyinbo". Collecting offering and tithe in dollars dey cure some kain depression. Also, nothing like Harvest/ Bazaar..

More importantly, parishioners genuinely care about each other. My parish started a Christmas toy/ food drive for the underserved community during the first week of December', by the next Sunday, they needed to expand the drop off location because the contributions were overwhelming.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, my personal relationship with "Chukwu" has significantly improved since I moved to the States...No be by shouting and disturbing people's peace inside bus

[color=royalblue]People no dey too preach for bus again. I no know wetin dey happen

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Roland17:
Try am here and na only the priest go celebrate mass by himself, at least for my side. Na for here I confirm my long suspicion say suffering dey also affect religion. Penance no dey pass 3 Hail Mary Mass for here dey very solemn (calm) which is the way I like my mass.

In all the parishes I have been to across the country, I have observed they all have a clock that faces the priest while he is on the altar; oyinbo no get time oh! If you waste their time, they will not even wait for final blessing, they will leave you and your mass.

Mass no dey even reach 50 minutes. There is only 1 collection and if there is a need for a second, it voluntary after mass, no one passes collection bowl for the 2nd collection.

[color=royalblue]E get one church wey I go for Igando.

Dem was use collection push me into depression.

Different colours of envelopes; White, green, purple, yellow...

This walk with God no easy oh. If Pastor or priest no dey careful, you go leave God wey you suppose walk with, begin walk with your bank statement[/color]

Roland17:
The Pope must hear dis.

When I was in Naija, I avoided a particular priest (he was elderly) like plague during confession. If I do my calculations for line and see say na him side I dey go, I go just offer my spot because the guy penance no be here.

Pesin go dey say penance for "mmehie" for more than 1 hour My mama go dey look me with one eye after like say na serious sin pesin commit sef.

This is why I like the priests here in the States.

[color=royalblue]How una priests for there be like?

Una dey get our type of Mbaka and Edeh type of priests?[/color]

Roland17:
You target the priest abi? How many decades of rosary e give you as penance?

Anything less than 50 decades mixed with 7 days dry fasting needs another penance from a Bishop/ Cardinal.

[color=royalblue]Just 10 decades

Then he also confirmed that Gold circle has a lot of fakes circulating the market.

He also gave me some verses to read up[/color]

Roland17:
I hope it was to a Bishop or Cardinal you confessed to?

[color=royalblue]A newly ordained priest [/color]

BlueRayDick:
Tomorrow we go again !

BlueRayDick:
Did u confess the coitus wey Gold circle nearly cast on top too ?

[color=royalblue]I did, tearfully

The Lord was merciful unto me again[/color]

Segedinho:
Oga sharrap and read like someone with brain....

My izzou gave you a realistic point of why people purchases more heros which are less expensive beers in comparison with others ....

I was once into breweries and I can assure u that for every 2 crates of Heineken Budweiser and Desperados that goes off,there are up to 10 crates of heroes n 33s and maybe 5 crates of Goldberg ..


You don't jump into a convo like a big frog with no head.

[color=royalblue]Na troll account.

Save your data, bros[/color]

BlueRayDick:
U get energy gan o. Why u dey give people like that attention ?
Just a click on his profile and his post history shows the account is a troll account dedicated to throwing insults . Why waste time replying people like that ?

[color=royalblue]I did not even check.

Maybe it was because I just came back from evening mass, after confessing my sins.[/color]

Itsrm:
Will you blame him? The last time he jumped bail what happened to the person who stood as guarantor for him? Was there any penalty whatsoever?

If the appropriate sanctions/forfeitures have been enforced on the previous guarantor, this one will think twice before running his mouth.

[color=royalblue]Nothing happens and nothing will ever happen.

And that is why it is pathetic to see grown up adults defending people that care less about what happens to you.

I won't be shocked to see people come here to defend Orji. [/color]

DriveByKiller:
that fool you quoted said for every beer of Heineken or Budweiser taken , it is two bottles of Hero or 33 . And I wonder if that fool drikks beer at all. The difference between Hero or 33 and Heineken or Budweiser is 100 Naira.

Also the first time I ever tasted Hero beer was in Lagos Iyana-ikpaja.

Nairaland just keep spawning dimwitted idiots looking for cheap validation

[color=royalblue]For every bottle water taken, 2 satchets of pure water have been drunk.

You can use a calculator to deduct the difference. It is what it is.

If you like, drink Hero in Igbogbo, Ikorodu. It doesn't change the fact that their targeted market is the SE Nigeria. Of all beers in Lagos, Hero is amongst the few doing any ad.
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Itsrm:
And if El Rufai indeed believes what he has written about Tinubu to be true, you wonder why he now trusts him with the number one seat in this country. Has Tinubu changed overnight? What is stopping him from doing the same thing Rufai prevented him from doing by the time he wins the election?

This is why it appears some people have totally lost hope in our politicians and in their quest to "save" the country. All of them, every single one of them are anywhere belle face politician. No single conviction.

[color=royalblue]Rather than sit down and see how these guys are using our heads, we will be arguing and defending their actions or inactions.

Just yesterday, Obi was/is the sponsor of IPOB here.

Today, a sitting APC senator and Senate president hopeful is about to stand as a guarantor for the leader of a proscribed terrorist group.

Dem just dey use us play.[/color]

[color=royalblue]The quality of Gold circle has reduced drastically.

Na wa[/color]

larride:
May Otem bless you.

[color=royalblue]You are a goat[/color]

ShaqFu:
easterners or not, Hero beer is in Lagos. If it's your brand, whoever owns the joint will get it for you. You're only talking about your locale. I used to think like you, until I asked for Hero and Life Lager, and to my surprise, they brought it.

Which new brand did Nigeria Brewery create in the South East? I hope you don't mean Life Lager beer.

Bro I give up. Cheers and enjoy.

[color=royalblue]Life Lager was created to compete with Hero in the SE

Goldberg was created to compete with Trophy in the SW

They are both brands of NBPlc.

You are not like me abeg. I don't argue about what I don't know. I admit if I am wrong, and I don't go about lying that I spend most of my Christmas and New year in SE

Let's be clear on that, abeg[/color]

ShaqFu:
Today is 9th January. But I understand, most jobless people still think it's new year.

[color=royalblue]When did you leave SE naa?

26th of December, shey?

You think telling lies will give you any form of relevance baa?[/color]

ShaqFu:
which lie did I tell?

You said Hero lager is hardly seen in Lagos. I told you it is seen, and you say I tell lies.

I said Hero lager is a shitty beer, even in the South East, you say I tell lies, then one ebukamechanic started saying he drank two bottles of bottled piss.

Hero is a shitty beer. If you can't amongst the top beer brands in Nigeria, Hero isn't even top 3. You still say I tell lies.

Even in the South East, Hero doesn't come close to Heineken. Even Budweiser that just came to town outclass, outmark Hero.

[color=royalblue]Hero beer is hardly seen in Lagos. The bar has to be patronised by mostly SEasterners for them to sell it. Even in Trade fair that i am, many beer sellers do not have it. You are a liar on that, and yes i stand by what I said

Hero is a shiity beer and i agreed with you. So unless you have problems with reading or comprehension, i can't remember where i dragged you for calling it shitty

In the SE, Hero is among the top 3 brands. I said SE. All my comments have been centred on the SE. If you want to rate it in the whole country, that is your headache.

Heineken and Budweiser are the most expensive beers in the country. They taste better, but i don't understand what you mean by outclass.

For every bottle of Heineken or Bud that they sell in a bar, someone must have taken two bottles of Life, Goldberg, 33, Hero, Trophy, etc. Anybody going to beer parlours know this

If Heineken was dominating the market in the SE, why will NB create a new brand then?

Stop arguing with your emotions. You know nothing, my guy[/color]

ShaqFu:
Christmas has passed

See why I said you won't understand even if it's chiseled right into your skull?

[color=royalblue]You said New year naa..

Have you forgotten that lie too?

Or do you immediately jump into Ifesinachi Transport every 2nd of January?[/color]

ShaqFu:
I said it's a shitty beer. You had to call me out with what exactly? Facts? Which facts? Kindly point me to it because i didn't see it.

You told me here not to debate based on the beer brands in the beer parlour I patronize, I asked when was the last time you visited the South East, you ignored the question.

You're debating with someone who spends most of his Christmas and New Year holiday in the South East.

Na WA oh.

ShaqFu:
This is the very reason why some people in Nigeria are hopeless.

Gloriousgbola_ once said he doesn't have issues buying petrol when fuel was scarce, dude went ahead and proved it by posting receipts, but heck, what did some people here do, they left his receipt and started saying this and that.

This is the thing we many Nigerians, when you prove what you say to them, they ignore it and start poking holes... And this are the people who say they want a bitter Nigeria when they can't stick to issues.

I know for certain if Peter Obi wins, this followers of his will form a cult around him and start attacking anybody who criticise him. (They did it with Aisha Yesufu) They will defend him with their last data just because they don't want to own up to their mistake.

[color=royalblue]Remind me the issue i quoted you on...

Just go back to where i quoted you from, and tell me the hole i was poking.

When you tell lies, and can't live up to it, you are mentally compelled to write epistles like this.

I am not trolling you. I am only showing you that most of what you said about Hero beer are lies[/color]

Ebukacute:
with seriousness oo. Guy if you see how loud I laughed when I saw that nonesense.
I come dey wonder if na this my own SE abi na kenyaland forum I dey.

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ShaqFu:
topping it with lies, lies that you didn't bust but call it lies because it soothes your Heroic existence.

[color=royalblue]Are you still in the SE?

I am in Lagos oh. I have never been to the SE before.

How does it look like ehn? [/color]

Ebukacute:
like!!! Do some of these guys think they are talking to KG creche kids.

[color=royalblue]The need to brag is what makes it funnier

I was not dragging Kweku the traveller award with him sef.

I just said Hero dominates the SE. The next thing was a Report on where he goes to for Christmas and New year [/color]

popizaino:


No joy rara.

Outside stadium

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DissTroy:
Remember the APC stalwart on Twitter who claimed Innosson Vehicles supplied substandard vehicles to his father just to spite Obi who is credited for boosting Innoson Vehicles? Dude deactivated and has left social media since then since he couldn't prove anything.

Shaqfu has never tasted those beer brands he mentioned. All you have to do is local-search his Joe moniker to the Ashawo thread and you'd realise he has claimed he drinks only certain brands of beer.
Never mentioned the Life and Hero beers he's claiming he drinks now.

He'd kill any brand even remotely associated with Obi to spite him.

The only reason he hasn't claim Odogwu Bitters owned by Obi Cubana is poisonous is because Cubana hasn't openly campaigned for Obi and is rumoured to support Tinubu.

[color=royalblue]He used to be a silent reader for a while. I wished he remained that way. Atleast, i could have assumed he was too intelligent to join this thread.

Apart from saying nonsense, he has been topping it up with lies. Lies that don't match the nonsense sef.

I hope he enjoys the SE holidays every year. I am enjoying mine in Iowa currently [/color]

ShaqFu:
even if it was chiseled right into your skull, you still won't understand.

Hero is a shitty beer, yes Shaq Fu says so.

Trust me, I'll sleep soundly this night, I don't need you hoping, because your hope is as shitty as Hero Lager.

Have fun.

[color=royalblue]I visit SE almost every Christmas and New year.

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Ebukacute:
SE okpela.
Imagine " I visit SE for Xmas and New year" as per father land nah

[color=royalblue]Na Di okpa him be naa

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Ebukacute:
Funny enough I downed two bottles of annointed hero beer this evening.

[color=royalblue]Clearly photoshopped

Otem fire you there

Shaqfu visited beer parlours in the SE and didn't see any flyer of Hero.
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