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Victornezzar:
Hian.... No one is hidden in this forum ooo

[color=royalblue]I have your pictures from last night

Beg me, or I'll post it [/color]

[color=royalblue]The Nollywood I know went with likes of Genevieve, RMD, Jim, Kanayo, Nkem, and so many other names.

Na Asabawood we get now.

Just go to Asaba
Rent two rooms for the star actors (the rest can sleep inside the location bus)
Rush every scene as much as you can(The star actors may get annoyed and leave)

Nollywood is gone abeg. Na people like Kunle Afolayan, Banky of yesterday and some few producers dey give us hope [/color]

Davash222:
If you wear suit to approach her, she will snub you.
Just dress simple. Approach her after service. She's a woman, she uses two hands to urinate while you use one hand. Don't be intimidated.

[color=royalblue]Is this necessary?[/color]

Gentlelife50:
Thank you my brother, I hope I didn't under charge. Is 60k okay?

[color=royalblue]Bros, if you have no idea of how the road looks like currently, just park your car

A friend of mine just came back, and he told me it was not a funny experience. If you charge 60k, and you use 15k plus to settle (apart from fuel expenses), how will you come back then?

Just do your due diligence before you leave. You can go to bus parks or the port and ask drivers that do travel.

Make you no go hustle for NPF, NSCDC, FRSC, NA and others, biko [/color]

BAZ001:
You mean he should go back and collect the photocopy ? What could be the implication of ignoring it.
I done leave my photocopy with police once, but never cared. I have 3 copies in d car.

But the one that bothers me is FRSC

I was given a ticket because d babe beside me didn't use seat belt.
Ticket 2k they took the original vehicle license (I just renewed it that week). Told me to go and pay on Monday because it was a Saturday.

Went to first bank to pay on Monday , cashier checked and said road safety site or link is down I should check back next day.
Two days after I went same story. I tried another branch same story. Na so I forgot about it, but Fortunately i wrapped d 2k cash and first bank teller together.

2 months after as I was driving out from stadium towards Iponri/ Eko bridge, their car was just parking and they were coming out. So I was the first car they saw and just stopped me and the man behind me.
I was sweating inside AC ...

immediately they said oga bring your papers I just jejely brought out the ticket, teller and cash that it's bank network o.

The man say ahhh I said bring your papers u bringing ticket ? He now looked and said, oh we have arrested you before and u didn't go to pay na so he call him oga say see this man bla bla. Na so I begin beg oga say I no dey Lagos I just come back and na bank cos am, dt I filled the teller.
D oga said my money will be increasing every day and I will pay more to collect my papers.

To cut long story short I couldn't pay, till I misplaced d teller and spent d money.
I renewed my license d next year and moved on.

But I feel concerned, don't know if they still have it in their records though, it was 2016.

ThAts why I'm asking why you want him to still go back to collect photocopy

[color=royalblue]Lol

Yours is a different case. Your papers have been renewed back to back. So they must have forgotten the issue, and I don't think it can still be retained in their system

As for him, I just felt that his papers in the wrong hands could be dangerous. He doesn't know the officers that seized it, and maybe they didn't even drop it at the station.

I just felt he should try to collect it. If his offense was properly documented like yours, I would have asked him to forget it[/color]

Babadee1900:
They have a branch at Akin Adesola St, VI. It was supposed to be that one.

Meanwhile let me share this Goodnews with my brothers.

One Monday, I secured a job for my babe through a rider. Comes with a good pay and some allowances

[color=royalblue] Congratulations to you both.

When are you people marrying sef?

Lockdown is over, remember?[/color]

Babadee1900:
I do this too. Since the day I took a rider I was supposed to take to Opebi to Mile 12 I don’t hesitate to ask to them for directions.

The man I took to Eco bank Akin Adesola yesterday. He asked if I know Akin Adesola, I said Yes. He asked if I know the Exact place where Eco Bank is on that road, I said No.

He updated the address from Eko Hotel to Eco Bank Akin Adesola, I got the notification on the App and I quickly loaded Gmap, Gmap was now saying we should goto lagos island

[color=royalblue] Google map no well sha

But I don't blame it. The Ecobank is like the last building before you climb the Bonny camp bridge and descend at that US embassy car park before you face Onikan stadium. That one is their HQ on Ahmadu bello

Maybe na that one Gmap see, come say make you go Lagos Island [/color]

afrodoc2:
So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?

[color=royalblue]Oh Doc

No kill us with laugh abeg [/color]

InfinityEstates:


No be lie o. Na every week I dey enter Lagos newly. And some riders would be so nice to direct you and give you mini tour of Lagos.

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I remember one Christ embassy pastor I gave this lie.

After we ended the trip, he held my hands and prayed for me, asking God to uplift me in the hustle



It wasn't easy holding back the laughs[/color]

afrodoc2:


Their God is blood thirsty. Na Baal dem dey worship.

Babadee1900:
Good one In Lagos generally if you are not smart.............. OYO

[color=royalblue]I tell you.

Do everything and anything to protect your money, or else....

I can't count how many times I've told my riders that I just started driving on Uber the day before, so they can direct me (especially ladies)

Me: Ma, I'm sorry but I don't know where we are, and the map isn't working

(Its a lie oh. I just want to be sure we are not making the wrong turns)

Her: Are you not an Uber driver? Can't you use your app?

Me: I just started yesterday, and I came to Lagos last week. So it's not been easy learning the ropes

She becomes empathetic

Her: I'm sorry. Just turn left

....and then the directions begin [/color]

ofime123:
Also hanging boot pretty soon

[color=royalblue]Truck gang

I'm happy for you sir. Life is in phases. Na another one you wan enter so[/color]

Babadee1900:
I am not so good with names of places in mainland. There’s one road like that around Isolo that you can use to link Aguda Surulere, I don’t know if you are familiar with that area. It was around that area. The road scatter for my face that year chai.

[color=royalblue] Those sides have One-ways too.

Sometimes, I just slow down and watch cars pass. Then I use how they move to sketch

Mainland is funny sha[/color]

InfinityEstates:
Especially Agberos. They are always very helpful in such situations.

[color=royalblue] There was a time I was still struggling with the routes in Lagos Island.

Wanted to enter a street, but I just felt I should ask

Na so everybody shout say make I turn back. Na dem stop motor for back for me sef [/color]

Babadee1900:
Mainland own is extra. I once paid 20k in 2016 just because I carry head enter One-way. I begged them to let me reverse out since I was less than 10metres into the one way road, they didn’t listen.

[color=royalblue]Places like Yaba, Shomolu, Oshodi, Lagos Island and VI have enough One-ways

If an Uber driver is not sharp, plus having God's mercy, dem go chop am

One way to know if somewhere is one way is to see how the cars are parked, and if you aren't sure, just ask.

Trust Lagosians to always help in such times of need[/color]

pope191:
Hmmm, u need to drive on Uber so u can collect ur e-driver certificate

[color=royalblue]I don hang boot [/color]

InfinityEstates:
True talk... I few times I dropped off riders there were by 'mistake' and I'm always on destination trip back to the Island. I cannot come and kii myself abeg...

Babadee1900:
Freaks me out anytime I mistakenly find myself there. Drivers who work mostly on the mainland are the real mvp. Damn

[color=royalblue]A driver on rentals or HP will most likely not have this choice.

Mainland has so many traps though [/color]

iamoyindamola:
I'm thinking of how to dig my grandfather grave to remove the stick.
I wan Rob bank
Expert17 hope I don't any sacrifice

[color=royalblue] Inside this pandemic?

No Rob Access bank sha. Dem no too get [/color]

iamoyindamola:
lmaooooooo

[color=royalblue]Ehen, you na Muslim na

You don hear of that one before? [/color]

Expert17:
Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .


Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them

stephenwa:
Hmmm...My people..Police almost cashed out
on me today.
I drove out today make I hustle Small..I drop off a rider at a hotel in Oshodi..her bill was 2,400..she paid...on my way out to connect to express way...3 Police men jumped from no where...stood at my front..shorting make I stop there...I stopped...he ask for document..I gave him..he ask me to come down and open the boot..I did..next was...I took 1 way..I told him..but keke just past same road now...they said keke is 3 leg my is 4 leg...they showed me the 1 way sign...which I accept I was at fault...i pleased with him to give me my car document and less Settle the issue...that I have to work no time...I was willing to drop the 2,400 the lady paid...but the police officers gave me bill me of 260k or they will take me to local government...the price got me so MAD...after dragging up and down.. We finalize will transfer 80K...they agreed..I told them I want to get my phone from the car for me to do the transfer...in my mind was..where will I get 80k for this Coro season..next that came to my mind when I got to my car was to ZOOM..My brother Behold...I ZOOMED off oo..i cut street to street till I find my self at Oshodi express to airport road...I fire the car till I got home...my photo copy vehicle document is still them..that is how I work for today... I can't come and kii myself.

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I'm sure it's near that Brown street they caught you. They fix One-way signs overnight in that area

Photocopy another and move on brother

Avoid Oshodi trips for now. Anyday you get chance, go there (without your car) and appease them. By then, dem go accept the #2400[/color]

Mariangeles:
I have a very efficient logistics company that I use, I just want to find out the current charge of others.

[color=royalblue]Ohh

I don't know how much it is now. I wanted to save myself the stress of chatting them up and asking

Hopefully, someone with a current rate will help.

Sorry for wasting your time [/color]

Mariangeles:
If you're into mini importation from China, kindly let me know the new charges for express and normal shipping of goods and the logistics company.
Thanks.

[color=royalblue]I don't know the current rates, but I'll give you a logistics company contact

Send a pm[/color]

[color=royalblue]Slap and fall

Ololololoooo [/color]

NinjaMetahuman:
nice story

Looks made up though.
But still good read.

[color=royalblue]What part? [/color]

donjazet:
your father didn't lie to you. he simply believed in a lie that was told to him from someone else who believed in the same lie from someone else and on and on the cycle of ignorance continues until someone enlightened asks fundamental questions about it and breaks that cycle.

[color=royalblue]It happened in the family to his brother (my uncle) after the civil war

He wandered and wasn't found for more than a year until they consulted Juju, and found out he was alive.

How is this a cycle?

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Swissh:
Well I don't doubt people who have experienced it like segedinho and others But if I hire a lawyer, we lose a case and he dare tells me it's because of juju he won't like the outcome.

[color=royalblue]Lol

I don't believe in Juju, but I think it exists. I've heard so many stories, but one I keep close is the one My dad told me that happened in the family (before I was born)

If everybody lie, my papa no go lie for me because of Juju [/color]

Swissh:
True talk Sha.

[color=royalblue] Anyways, what's your opinion on Juju, aka Otumorkpo? [/color]

Swissh:
Is there any argument you people will not complain about?

[color=royalblue]We would end up with 20 pages of nothing

At least with the Delima-Messi case, we had different angles to look at, and enlightening opinions

This one no go yield any results[/color]

[color=royalblue]Juju argument again?

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pope191:
Did u delete ur Uber app too?

[color=royalblue]I never drove on uber [/color]

jaymejate:
Please bosses... I realized they sell uber/bolt accounts. Any repercussions?

The face of the person selling will be there and will it affect further inspections? Just needed clarity.

2... if one is also getting a car on HP, who will register the car with the company? The driver or the owner?

[color=royalblue] Please, don't sell your account abeg. We are good Nigerians abi?
Let's always do the right thing. I stopped driving on Bolt, and I deleted the app. I no dey sell anything

2)The driver will register for any ehailing app he wants in his name, even if na NURTW park sef. The owner's name will be on the documents of the car, which is most important.[/color]