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Crime › Re: Mexican Police Arrest Deadly Gang Leader, Seized Gold-plated AR-15 Rifle(Pics) by izzou(m): 7:21am On May 13, 2020
grin

[color=royalblue]It must be very challenging being a law officer in countries like Mexico

Look at how those two hid their faces in that picture.

Once they see your face, na to hunt you or your loved ones grin

Very tough[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 4:06am On May 13, 2020
Victornezzar:
Okay

You're right
grin grin grin

[color=royalblue] Common

Go and finish what you started cheesy[/color]
Crime › Re: Missing Person by izzou(m): 8:22pm On May 12, 2020
[color=royalblue]God have mercy

I pray she's found[/color]
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's New Look As He Resumes Training (Photos) by izzou(m): 7:38pm On May 12, 2020
[color=royalblue]This is exactly how we used to sit and watch when dem comot our set for monkey post

grin[/color]

Sports › Re: World Cup Bribery Allegation: Obasi, Give Us Evidence Or Shut Up - Journalist by izzou(m): 7:23pm On May 12, 2020
[color=royalblue]This unknown journalist should just shut the fck up angry

That was how Siasia was accused and I remember defending him with the whole of my breath, only for him to be slammed by FIFA for match fixing

Everything about corruption is possible in the NFF.

[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:05pm On May 12, 2020
Felicity0001:
I tried loging to my bolt account this morning to check my current balance only to find out I couldn't log in, thinking it was forgotten password issue. Tried changing password for more than 5times all to no avail.

Tried again this evening and then I read the message which has been popping up since that morning was something I've never come across before.

I notice while trying to enter the new password it doesn't load after clicking on the submit button.

Anyone with an encountered a similar issue before or has an idea on how to go about this please your input will be well appreciated.

cc: and other ogas
[color=royalblue]Check if the app needs to be updated. [/color]
Politics › Re: How Ojukwu Escaped From Biafra In 1970 From The Fire Power Of Nigeria Military by izzou(m): 6:59pm On May 12, 2020
sarrki:
Yesterday, May 30, 2016 pro Biafra secessionists commemorated the 49th anniversary of the declaration of the defunct Republic of Biafra with marches and protests.



https://encomium.ng/how-ojukwu-escaped-from-biafra-in-1970/
[color=royalblue]Sarrki and attention are like Covid-19 and Onikan stadium

You had to copy and paste an article from 2016.

Today must be May 31st then grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:05pm On May 12, 2020
mrjaydee:
Someone posted on twitter that Opay(Bikes) are selling for 270k or thereabouts. I'm thinking of going to inquire at thier office and buy like 3 for now. Another problem is I heard Lagos state is planning to put 2m as logistics permit...i dont know how true is this make money no go enter Bush. I want to start a logistics buisness or las las i dust my passport and flee from this country.

My office says we should come 3times a week and there is plan to slash our salaries. Omo local man is tired.

Any advice on this cc etc

Meanwhile, Sharwama is still available my shop is before Ozone cinemas (Domino bar) make una come order ooh
I take God beg una
[color=royalblue] Baba,

I think the man on Awe street has advised us you, because i no too sabi. Logistics is hot currently, but with the influx currently, e go soon become like e-hailing(poor fares), and before you know it, Sanwo-eko go remember that industry grin

If you have done a comprehensive research, i'll advise you to go on. But make sure you have answered all unanswered questions concerning it, then soak your chaplet inside water and look up to the skies grin

But don't think of abroad now. Covid-19 go affect that place where you wan run go.

You can make it here bro. You can grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:59pm On May 12, 2020
Sakamanjeh99:
Nice one
wink
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:58pm On May 12, 2020
Felicity0001:
This is what I call hilariously wicked.... Hahahahaha


Baba haf catch them.grin
[color=royalblue]Na so na. cool

Desperate times call for desperate measures[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:56pm On May 12, 2020
Epphy:
Sense will not kee you grin
[color=royalblue]Baba Epphy, how far na? grin

You just abandon your boy. How your side?

Abeg i wan send pm. E get wetin i wan ask you cool[/color]
Politics › Re: Ex-NBA President Defends Wike, Justifies Hotel Demolition by izzou(m): 5:36pm On May 11, 2020
PassingShot:
My Izon brother, long time indeed. I mostly read comments nowadays and only post occasionally.
[color=royalblue]Na so e suppose be.

The bile here is just outta control grin

Well done, bros[/color]
Politics › Re: Ex-NBA President Defends Wike, Justifies Hotel Demolition by izzou(m): 4:49pm On May 11, 2020
PassingShot:
Devil aka Satan has his own supporters and followers.

So, not surprised.
[color=royalblue]Ogaaa

E don tey wey you show up here

Your boy dey hail[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:09pm On May 11, 2020
Babadee1900:
I almost got cheated by a fuel attendant few minutes ago.

I stopped to buy fuel at PETROCAM, Marwa. I gave him 3000 and he programmed it into the pump. Immediately he started dispensing the fuel he went to the other of the pump and I was paying attention to the meter. When it got #19XX, I looked away to take a mint from the cup holder and quickly looked back to the meter.

Like magic 19XX turned 3000 in less than five seconds. I signaled to him that the machine has stopped. He was about closing the tank when I checked my gauge. From E to Quarter tank, I knew something was not right. I called his attention to it and told him that how come the meter jumped from 2100 to 3000 in split seconds, he said he doesn’t know that since he programmed 3k and the machine is showing 3k that there’s no cheating there.

At this point I changed from English to Yoruba. Told him if he doesn’t behave I will change it for him right there.

He didn’t say anything, he went to the pump, programmed 800 and dispensed into the car.
[color=royalblue]Petrocam? cry

Another trick to use could be

You: I wan buy fuel

Attendant: How much?

You: Fill up grin

At this point, he has no choice than to watch the meter with you. When it's close to your preferred amount,

You: Stop for #3k grin[/color]
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by izzou(m): 8:42am On May 11, 2020
Loveknitting:
Wow, you're old.
[color=royalblue]Very very, my dear grin[/color]
Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Favourite Bob Marley Song ? by izzou(m): 8:14am On May 11, 2020
[color=royalblue]Stir it up

Jah lives[/color]
Health › Re: Chinwe Chibuike Foundation Donates To Essential Workers, Homeless Persons In USA by izzou(m): 7:53am On May 11, 2020
The ongoing panic had necessitated a renowned Nigeria, but US based NGO
[color=royalblue] Because it is owned by a Nigerian, doesn't make it Nigerian-based

smiley[/color]
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing & Singer Dotman Thrashed Each Other Online, See What Happened. by izzou(m):
grin

[color=royalblue]You entered someone's DM
You still typed it's none of your business
And then you insult him, and call him all sort of names

I don't expect much from Asabawood actors/actresses sha

They'll do anything for attention[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 1:04am On May 11, 2020
[color=royalblue]I still wonder how Danny Shittu made the squad in 2010

grin[/color]
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by izzou(m): 12:58am On May 11, 2020
Ariza:
I know you are lying but continue.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Can I Do by izzou(m): 7:08pm On May 10, 2020
grin

[color=royalblue]You started a relationship with her because she was working.
You took advantage of her emotions and dated her, promising heaven and earth, and even married her, all because of what you'll stand to gain....money, sex, and whatever

And now, you want a divorce. Did you really think you can pretend forever? You never loved her na.

I really don't know what to advise you. Think about that woman. I just pray you don't push her to do something stupid.

You no try, walahi[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:59am On May 10, 2020
Expert17:
What if you are unable to clear the ball,..and the opponent in your zone score....... who is at fault for the goal?? have you lost the man, you are marking in your zone??
[color=royalblue]The aim is to clear the ball out of your zone

If an opponent was in your zone, you're to clear the ball

If there is no opponent in your zone, you are to still clear the ball

No matter what, you must clear the ball. Clearing the ball is your goal, whether you see any opponent or not

You are just repeating what you both are saying indirectly. Some of us are reading grin

Don't make it stressful for us, please cool[/color]
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by izzou(m): 5:58pm On May 09, 2020
[color=royalblue]What does he need your endorsement for?

Genevieve Nnaji is 41. I'm sure you would have endorsed the marriage if it was her

I think he's old enough to sort his life out. Take it easy, okay? grin [/color]
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by izzou(m): 5:52pm On May 09, 2020
Ishilove:
Remove 30 years and we have a more accurate age grin
[color=royalblue]You didn't know I was in my 50s?

I thought you knew. Celebrated my 56th birthday in January.

I thank God for life cool[/color]
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by izzou(m): 5:34pm On May 09, 2020
[color=royalblue]I'm just knowing this now

So, it's 56 years[/color]
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by izzou(m): 5:14pm On May 09, 2020
Ishilove:
That one no count. Dem dey craze, nasty disease carrying rodents.
huh

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by izzou(m): 5:05pm On May 09, 2020
Ishilove:
Does getting dragged in a keke in the middle of the highway count? You hear someone screaming and screaming in the voice of one almost gone mad with horror and terror, and a detached part of your consciousness coolly wonders "who is that person screaming like a lunatic??!" When the keke finally comes a halt after what seems like hours of tumbling, you crawl out the wreckage shaken, nose bleeding and with the shocking realisation that the crazed screams emanated from your own throat.

Does that count?
[color=royalblue]Your okada men experience nko?

That one count? grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:03pm On May 09, 2020
[color=royalblue]My heart goes out to you all this period, especially those who have this as their sole source of income

God go have mercy on all of us

This Felicity story touch me oh embarassed[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:51am On May 09, 2020
mrjaydee:
Minus uber commission you will be left with 3450naira minus 1500 for fuel.. you are left with 1950naira.

U see where I'm going... the work is total bullshit for now.

It will only favour car owners that chose to drive thier cars for now bro.. grin
grin grin grin grin

[color=royalblue]You, my friend, are not nice[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:08am On May 09, 2020
[color=royalblue]Its expected for today to be dry

There is no sure place to visit today. No beach, club, eatery(most only allow takeaways), funspots, even some hotels are on recess grin

You guys should just limit your hustle to weekdays for now. Even tomorrow won't make much sense, unless Grace finds you.

[/color]
Health › Re: We’re Under Pressure To Announce False COVID-19 Case — Kogi by izzou(m): 5:06am On May 08, 2020
The commissioner alleged that the aim of those putting pressure on the state was to politicise the situation as they are not happy that the current administration has been scored high by local and international observers on health care.
[color=royalblue] Somebody is not running any test, but he is scored high by International and local observers?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:55pm On May 07, 2020
[color=royalblue]Is it possible that some of these recovered loots may not actually be Abacha's?

Maybe some other politicians are looting, and using Sani's name to cover up?..

Because I don't understand why all this monies can't be discovered once and for all[/color]

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