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Business › Re: What Has Your Bank Done For You? by izzou(m): 6:34pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Izz, how would meeting a girl in the bank translate to this na?
It depends on kind of girl na. grin

I've never had the urge to meet a girl in a bank sef. I never even think am

Maybe I'll give it a try. You pushed me cool
Politics › Re: Buhari Inherited $63bn Debt, BMO Tells Atiku by izzou(m): 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2019
grin

Let them divide the money by 200 million people, so we can know how much each one of us should pay

Instead of collecting loans to create jobs, we collect loans to pay salaries

A very daft government leading us since 1960
Romance › Re: Why I Turned Down A Broke Guy Who Wooed Me – Feminist René by izzou(m): 5:56pm On Dec 03, 2019
grin

What now makes her a feminist? Because she turned down a broke guy? grin
Crime › Re: World Disable Day Turned Bloody In Uyo The Akwa Ibom State Capital by izzou(m): 5:52pm On Dec 03, 2019
grin

I just feel for the poor disabled people that showed up, and the chair rental company.

This country needs serious purging
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:59pm On Dec 03, 2019
Gentlelife50:
See them
grin grin
Psalms 23 bro grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:57pm On Dec 03, 2019
Freshprince91:
Bros, i was at the tail end of a street very close to the express (Lagos /ojo expressway) and the request was 29 minutes (7.2km) drive.
I for run am if not App for the frog-eyed danfo driver that hit my car while trying to run away from the Police at Alapere express junction. Him con dey prostrate dey beg me, use brake oil clean the yellow paint.
I just dey vex go house now. Na money wey i go give panelbeater i dey brood about.
So sorry bro

Is your car comprehensively insured?
Business › Re: What Has Your Bank Done For You? by izzou(m): 2:49pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Yea, very intentional. Banks are not relaxation centers where you come and sit. They are doing their best to reduce walk-in customers and TAT to the bare minimum. Waiting hours would drop and chairs would be eradicated in banking halls for GOOD. grin

Okay, they will leave one or two for the elderly, pregnant women or disadvantaged persons.

Why do you consider it a risk? cheesy
I wouldn't want to start a friendship on footing bills
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2019
Freshprince91:
eherbal, you don start o!
I go call uncle Jesusson2020/Wiseone2020 for you o grin.

Ofime & Gentlelife50, abeg i just completed my first Opay trip (oyin jolayemi -Alapere) and rider did an online transaction which reflected on my Oride App but na 0 still dey my Opay payment App. What could be the cause and why dem go send me go pick a rider for Mile12 when i dey Alapere?
Whats the difference between Mile 12 and Alapere? undecided
Business › Re: What Has Your Bank Done For You? by izzou(m): 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Nothing at all?

-There have never been moments the Nigerian sun was so hot, you had to enter there to collect AC and cool that your coconut head?

-It has never linked you to a babe? Because I know guys eyes dey always chook inside banking hall.
Some banks no get chair again sef.

And I've never scout for babe for banking hall... No naa. That one na risk grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:40pm On Dec 03, 2019
timifakay:
You no even fear say you no go meet your Coro when you come back?
Fear ke?

When na me hold the Gwagon key? I go happy sef
Family › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Pregnant Fiancée by izzou(m): 1:36pm On Dec 03, 2019
Nothing wey Pocohantas no go see for nairaland grin
Business › Re: What Has Your Bank Done For You? by izzou(m): 1:29pm On Dec 03, 2019
grin

My bank has never done anything for me.

That's the truth
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:26pm On Dec 03, 2019
chillex8:
Go back to my sales thread make u update yourself grin
Local man is angry
Sale suspended

Hehehehehehehehe grin
Politics › Re: Sanwoolu Names Onikan Stadium After Mobolaji Johnson by izzou(m): 1:19pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Which heroes? Marlians? grin
That one sef na hero naaa grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:18pm On Dec 03, 2019
chillex8:
You no know say my mondeo Na manual?
Ask freshprince.
He hosted me last week.
You no sell am again?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:14pm On Dec 03, 2019
chillex8:
I spent 4hours from chevron to ipaja.
Left chevron before 6am.

Me left leg seems heavier than the right.
Na manual you dey drive?
Politics › Re: Sanwoolu Names Onikan Stadium After Mobolaji Johnson by izzou(m): 1:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Na politics. If PDP try enter that Lagos, them go change am again.

Talking about heroes, apart from the ones you were taught in primary school- do you know anyone that has successfully made it into that list?

When you look at the current generation. Do you know anyone that would make it into same list?

We were told that we are the leaders of tomorrow o. Years later, kids are being taught and asked same thing in current affairs.
The thing is tiring

At least, there are living heroes that could be honored instead of recycling the same old names

Next year, they will still name another thing with them again. The leaders of Tomorrow Na scam line. Tomorrow no dey ever reach cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2019
elampiro:
Pogba matter tire me.

So who are the porential world class midfielders we can buy?
Jonjo Shelvey lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Sanwoolu Names Onikan Stadium After Mobolaji Johnson by izzou(m): 12:59pm On Dec 03, 2019
Must we name everything with the same people over and over again?

Are there not other heroes in Lagos that it could be named after?

Mobolaji Johnson
Lateef Jakande
Raji Rasaki

Na wa
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
peeps4u:
If nairalandbuzz likes were sold for 1k naira each, Izu would have been smiling to bank by now.
Unfortunately, likes have always been worthless online grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:09am On Dec 03, 2019
skillip:
All the Red man and the likes you listen to should be able to give you inspiration by now, plus the soft ones too . I don tell you say you don turn Technical Adviser. Na to add small Jabs for the lyrics.
I've been dropping bars since morning grin

I think I need to challenge MI and Vector. Let me do a diss track for both of them cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:07am On Dec 03, 2019
chinyce:
lPlease Kindly pass me that Bolt care number. They just blocked my line for cancelling request. Thanks
0803-901-2019
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:56am On Dec 03, 2019
Hitting the studio this morning cool

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:03am On Dec 03, 2019
mrjaydee:
This opay you style useless..since yesterday till now no activation. Abi na audio training I go do yesterday?
If you had worn your suit yesterday, maybe...... grin

Just maybe, you would have been activated cheesy
Romance › Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by izzou(m): 11:18pm On Dec 02, 2019
pocohantas:
Naso. All this one na to knack.
grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:17pm On Dec 02, 2019
ndubuis:
Nope, a rider will need to get the f*ck out. Lol I don't have time to be parking stuffs from my car. That will even be more embarrassing than a simple polite ask for the rider to go out with you.
Okay
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:12pm On Dec 02, 2019
ndubuis:
I will get out with the driver if that's what he wants. So long as he's polite about it. Some people here are not getting the point. I am not against going out to open my booth for security check, I have done that for police a couple of times before. Point is, I cannot leave strangers I met in less than a minute to remain in my car while I'm out, not when I have valuables there.
Well, I'll be embarrassed as a rider if a driver tells me to step out of his car because he wants to step out too

So as a driver, what I do is

I put any valuable in the drivers door compartment
I put my money in my pocket
And I switch off and remove my keys when stepping out

And oh.. I also leave my door open too. That way, the rider can't take shiit.

But then, you're still right though
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:26pm On Dec 02, 2019
ndubuis:
Not sure about being right or wrong though. I can use my mirrors to see what the security at the gate are doing when I open my booth. Having to leave strangers in my car is more frightening. I do not trust strangers like that. If I will have to get down from my car, they too will have to get out with me. I'm extra security conscious. I trust no one and hate to be caught off guard. You may be trusting riders just because you think they are of some importance, for me, I trust none and do not play to the gallery.
I'm not trying to disrespect your choices

But if you were a rider, and a driver asks you to come down, simply because he wants to open his trunk for security check, how would you feel?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 10:22pm On Dec 02, 2019
raumdeuter:
From what you posted here, Man City got 3 EPL, Man Utd got 3 EPL sides abi is there something else you want us to see?
Yes, both got three EPL Teams

But as at the QF stage, Man Utd had played 3 EPL teams, while City had played only one.

The other two played by City was inevitable
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Doks Art: Donald Trump Recognizes Nigerian Artist Who Drew Him by izzou(m): 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2019
tiwiex:
Walter Carrington? Bros, which year are you typing from?
Where's the US embassy in Lagos located?
Romance › Re: Why Women Are Fishbrains by izzou(m): 8:29pm On Dec 02, 2019
grin

Can someone help me summarize what the op typed?

My eyes cry

I don't want to judge this thread by the title. Al least, not yet grin

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