₦airaland Forum

Leyqute:
I wonder what Elruditor will have to say today.

thorrvik55:
Chelsea f**k up I swear. We had no right leaving Etihad without a point at least

pope191:
Nah Ipaja deh tell me oo

ornicus:
But will they pay you in cash or kind?
I have erm heard that their chicks erm swallow you whole

Lol

I wonder why someone will open legs for a guy just because of peanuts, and how a guy will just enter a girl you know nothing about

How will I buy fuel of #4000 and come and collect sex in return? Shey filling station dey collect "kind" payments?

Mjosh1000:
Student are going home Shiloh starts on Tuesday
If u dey around there go and on ur app u go see trip 90% sure

And set destination to Awoyaya, Bogije or Epe

Eizenburg:
2 way trip 55km =. 3300
Trip Time 270mins = 2970
Uber Base fare =. 200

How much tithe you want collect?

I had CU package delivery of N10k, otherwise I for Dey cry

E be like say CU Na the new cash cow in town

Freshprince91:
Morning my oga's, has anyone here drove 16 minutes (5.5km) to pick up a rider before?
Someone ordered for me from Ogudu while i am in Maryland and asked me to drop off an item to Ikate . Though the ride seem appealing but its not a card trip and she promised to transfer whatever amount the ride amounts to when i get to destination, I jejely declined.
Any advise for me?

You can still do it. But never ever release the item till you see your alert.

One girl tried it with me. Before I started the trip, I asked her who will pay, and then she said its the recipient. I specifically told her I won't release the item till I see my cash. She agreed

Getting to the destination, the recipient said she won't pay, that's it's girl that's supposed to pay. I called her and she said that I should send my account number

Me: Aunty if nobody gives me cash here, I'll take these items to Lekki and drop it as forgotten items. Don't play with me oh

The next thing was one old woman came to knock on my window to give me my fare.

You can do such trips when you see that the item is worth more than your fare. And don't release it till you see your money

Babadee1900:
I am currently at Sangotedo Shoprite, No trip for 40mins and counting . Some riders are mad, after driving 15mins to get to pick up location, the mofo canceled.

Eizenburg:
This CU traffic. . . . .

Remember to bring in thy tithes here when thou hadst returned

emmancecute:
I'm not an as.s licker. I give it to you the way you come, I won't act professional if you misbehave. If you're nice, I'm extremely nice. If you wan fight, I am ready to fight you. If you don't want to talk, you won't hear pim from my mouth. I'm exactly what you are to me. Some will say I didn't act professional but no one has the monopoly to be rude. During my early days in the service, I once beat up a minister's cousin cos he was very rude. This minister can just ask for my appointment letter and tear it into pieces right in my presence cos he is the oga at the top and nothing will happen but I don't care. As far as I'm able to reset that guy's brain then I'm satisfied. Though I won't react the same way I did then cos as I have dependents now but I will still deal with the guy and make sure there's no evidence this time.

In customer service, most times they customer has the monopoly to be rude

You didn't commit any crime though. She called you stupid. Some people just can't respect a fellow being

And she's unlucky to have met you this morning

emmancecute:
I was cruising on Hakeem Dickson drive at past 1am being a friday when I got a request from IMAX.
Me: good morning, you requested a ride.
Rider: yes, I'm in IMAX.
Me: where are you going?
Rider: abraham adesanya estate
Me: ok, I'm coming.
Drove to imax and parked, called rider like 4 times but she kept engaging the call. Waited another 3mins then called again and this time she picked.
Rider: hello who's this?
Me: its ur driver, I called 4 times earlier but you engaged the call
Rider: pretending like she didn't see the car.... I didn't see it, it's just this one I saw and I picked.
Me: ok, I'm here.
Rider: I'm coming
I waited 7 more minutes and rider is still not here. In my mind, so I will 15mins in the day and still come and wait 15mins past 1am? Checked around and no sign of rider, I just cancelled.
As I drove away, I saw a guy and a lady coming out of the building.
One minutes later...
Rider called 1st time, I engaged, 2nd time, I engaged, 3rd time, I still engaged.
Next thing I saw.....

Lol. Fat Mofo! Was she fat?

ncnerio:
Izz abeg post that bolt number pertaining to unblocking of account abeg.

pope191:
Are u game? Let's deal

EasyPeazy:
Oga mi, check your inbox. I have enquiries please.

pope191:
CU to sura.... Who cares and how much is good enough? Rider pleading wit 8k

Covenant University runs again?

airmark:
If you were the referee, what would you blow?



https://j.gifs.com/oVnvkz.gif

Goal kick, if the ball goes out

Their village people came to the pitch in the form of a dog

deedee44:
See as you implicated yourself, when you've suspected fraud why use your app to request for him? Thank God he didnt go as far as rob driver of his car or even killed him, who do you think they will hold responsible as he's now untraceable

Easy oga mi

He didn't know. We learn everyday

Two Yahoo boys tried it with me. Got to their location and they had girls with them. The other one said I should use my app to another ride for his friends. I told him "Oga, I no get the riders app

Him: Why na? What do we do?

Me: Download it from your friends phone and use

Him:

pope191:
Oya call Izzo... Cos 10k is much

Mjosh1000:
I think I need the option of 50-50

Price for a one-way trip

Driver's discretion is advised

radautoworks:
Not from what I usually see in Nigeria. Benefit and cost no dey balance

But you know say na men cause am. All the Nigerian men I ever met, before I answer the first question of "how are you" Dem done add "let me take your shopping.i can buy you whatever you want" you don't even know my name mumu!

I go just jejely excuse myself. That's why I married a Jamaican lol. Abeg naija men no vex

Griffon:
Kepa may just cost Frankie his job.

No top manager leaves an erratic keeper in-between the posts for so long.

Guardiola, Jose and Klopp all at some point made the bold move to change their erratic goalies in order to save their jobs. You can't be on a good run, playing good football and one yeye boy standing between the sticks keeps phucking you up.

It's akin to trying to fill a basket with water. We keep scoring, we keep conceding. Madness!

pope191:
Helping piracy abi

Yeah, I know

But when I see some old men my father's age selling this stuff, I just feel they do it to survive.

It's hard making decisions in this country sometimes

PuZZyNegro:
Hi bro, what is the options to play music from my phone to my car.

It's a 2006 corolla

pope191:
Nah soh... I want to port to Ocar, u ppl should pleasw show us d way

pope191:
Serious motivation to drive. Last night I was so tired at lekki and have to drive to mainland, got a trip to shomolu and it was a 65mins trip... I gently arrange my India Arie and John Meyer compilation with d mindset that I'm not going to give into rider 97.3/98.5 or I'll tell em straight, I'm using d music to avoid sleeping while driving. Fortunately he got along and we both enjoyed d ride. I think riders should give drivers dat space to b able to play dia choice music once in a while (not always), just as a source of motivation for dem.

Some times, I usually play them without their permission. If they don't complain, we enjoy am together

Most times, my stereo is either on CD player or aux. I only listen to Jimi Disu on 97.3 or Ore and her gang on 91.3

TheExecutioner:
Serves you right

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