Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:16pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
QuitNotice: On a short trip of 7H, rider has told me the story of my life, trying to defend her earlier statement that "all drivers are thieves". I had tried to explain to her how these things work, but she rudely cut me short. Got to drop off, ended trip and saw 700. She insisted the trip estimate was 5H. That I had managed to inflate the fares one way or another, that all drivers are thieves, bla bla bla. She brought out 5H and outrighly rejected it. She roared that she was not going to add a kobo. At this point, dispute resolvers were already strolling towards us like they were waiting for us (maybe because babe flashy die ). I told her I can even leave the money for her. She said fine, and walked away (shaking nyash). Got in the car, slammed the door (out of anger) and zoomed off. Positioned and went to check the owner's corner if it's in order for next rider. Ah, babe forgot her baq! As for me and my family, babe's coming to the mainland (Ojodu ) to pick it. If Na Uber, drop am for Maryland. If na Taxify, drop am for Lekki
Let her shake her Nyansh and go and collect it there with 500#
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Health › Re: I Feel Pain When Urinating What Could Be The Cause by izzou(m): 11:53pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
An STD, probably |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Arrested In Imo State, Reveals How Many Victims His Gang Has Killed by izzou(m): 11:44pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
DabuIIIT: Guy you ain't the only one o....how do we do it,am dead serious Education still pure small
But still dey network sha. God go help us all |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Arrested In Imo State, Reveals How Many Victims His Gang Has Killed by izzou(m): 11:43pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
JasonScoolari: What a striking resemblance with the National chairman of the APC.
By the way, with the way things are turning upside down in this country, I will just have to agree with my brother Izzo below me. 
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Romance › Re: On You by izzou(m): 11:21pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Why would I keep my nudes on my phone?
I no sabi as I look naked? 
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Business › Re: Nigeria Spends $500 Million Annually On Palm Oil Importation - CBN by izzou(m): 11:17pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Nigeria imports over 300,000 metric tonnes of palm oil?
I've never seen what imported palm oil looks like |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:51pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Cooladex: The trip ended like this and the woman transfered 12k.
Hope it was all worth it. Very okay
Considering the period (12pm to 5pm) which is usually an off-peak period, I think it's okay
Thank God before you sleep oh  |
Education › Re: Meet Sackey Percy Ghanaian Dancing Teacher Who Dances With Students After Class by izzou(m): 10:44pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
ReneeNuttall: I hope he doesn't lure them into sodomy with his dancing skills? If the answer is no,then he will definitely win the hearts of not just the students in his class but the entire sch. Your first line is so unnecessary |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:37pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
darmilolah: You don't want to know the pain that comes with driving your own car on ehailing Maybe you should school me on that 
Don't forget to talk about the joys that come with it oh  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:36pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
itguy1: Some partners can be funny too sha, since November have been seeing one particular driver posting on Jiji that he needs driver. I was wondering why he is always looking for driver for same big daddy. I placed a call to find out myself, his approach alone can make you loose interest on e-hailing business. I saw his post again yesterday with same car. What could be his problem, does it mean he has not seen a diamond driver all this while too Lol.. Maybe he hasn't seen any yet
Or his rental fee is ridiculous |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:27pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
BAZ001: What 5k online and 10k offline I'm encouraged already Mine na just #2,600 I will join early morning rush tomorrow Was thinking of taking tomorrow off too so that I don't start suspecting every man I see on the road as LGA area boys Lol
Pray and hit the road. Nothing do you. Don't park anyhow oh.
And all those who mentored me, always had a strategy. Find one bro |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:21pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
BAZ001: I dey consider make I put the car for rental after LGA boys worry me today, untop #600 short trip.
Person dey hustle money Rider go talk anyhow Airport guys and Baba Taxi dey hunt you everywhere Lastma, police now VIo Don come back Yet Area boys for LGA too join. Partners aren't finding it funny too. A good driver is like diamond... Hard to find
if you can get a good driver, the better |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
BAZ001: Thank you After collecting the plate number with 2k I jejely go sleep for house till tomorrow The painful part is that I live in surulere so I was relaxed , I lost my guard normally I won't wind down or wait on road outsidea lere. I even wind down d glass to ask for riders name before I open door. But today I just mess up. Still paying my dues as newbie - rider transfer money showed me fake alert - lekki VGC to ikeja in side traffic for hours - fare #1,300 - rider told me ojodu berger we reach road he begin beg for akute reach akute drunk man jam my car. - rude rider say make I carry water from car and open shop for her . Maybe this e-hailing is not for me. People keep saying you can net 150k - I hear Or its this March cause February was sweet I forgot to add dropped rider at African shrine na so dem say wait o, run inside crowd , i call tire phone just dey ring. I just end trip pick another rider dey go. Na #900 be fare we dem no Wan pay oh. Dont be too hard on yourself. I've been scammed of 5k alerts, and 10k offline alert too. One was a woman with kids sef. Apart from other 500 alerts from oloshos oh 
Just learn and move on. God go compensate you one way or the other |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Armed Robber Nabbed While Attacking Students In University Of Uyo. Photos by izzou(m): 8:56pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
What I still don't understand is why the poor steals from the poor |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
BAZ001: Thought I was the only one that saw it I be newbie or after 3months I no new again. From Feb - Mar my net slightly above And I own my car. It was a typo error 
And I envy you guys that own your cars. Rental drivers dey suffer oh  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
0taPiaPia: Thanks dear. Make I go carry my cross 
Or make I push the front jam tree make the story dey comprehensive cause 250k no be here ???  
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
itguy1: I couldn't have ordinarily mention 100k, nah yahoo business? Its well sha. It could have been close to that, if partners didn't get greedy and flooded the whole space with cars, thereby reducing price to the lowest of the low
If a strong competitor like Lyft comes to Nigeria, some trips go be 175 naira sef  |
Health › Re: Outsiders Banned From Receiving Treatment At Aso Rock Clinic by izzou(m): 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Aisha is lamenting the poor state of the facility?
Who suppose fix am? UNICEF?
I can't wait for APC to finish in 2023 and win again and again and again and......  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:13pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
itguy1: Its error, I wanted to write monthly. You guys are always quick to respond here. Nah wah oooo How can we know you wanted to write "monthly"? 
We no dey your mind naa 
But you know we were just joking, right?  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:51pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
BAZ001: I had to look for the Tout around and get their oga or the bigger Tout in Aguda surulere phone number To cut story short I paid 2k cos I beg d main chairman for phone who said I should give them 2k. People dey wey dey beg them 10k, 15k them no gree.
WARNING FOR OTHERS BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU ARE IN AGUDA SURULERE LGA / Area boys they hold car now So sorry for your loss. You did nothing wrong.
As long as you are in your car and your engine is running, it's called WAITING and not PARKING.
But we live in a country where the victim is always wrong. A lady who's raped is blamed for dressing indecently A guy who's robbed at night is blamed for not hiding his possessions
So sorry bro |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:46pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
nitigriti: Na so 100k weekly
400k monthly
I better start shredding my degree. It is useless already  |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pix Of A Young Nairalander And Her Wife. by izzou(m): 7:45pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Your name is Jenrade Temitope Peter
Your friend's name too is Temitope 
She's beautiful. You shouldn't be ashamed of your own wedding pictures.
Happy married life to both you and your friend  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Arrested In Imo State, Reveals How Many Victims His Gang Has Killed by izzou(m): 7:12pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
I better leave this country before all embassies lock their doors towards Nigerians
This country is messed up.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
pocohantas: No mind am, like say no be Naija we dey again. Lagos for that matter... Despite how the guy explained the situation, he still found a way to label him ignorant
As if Parking and Waiting na the same thing
Lubbish |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:34pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
tunlapapa: New number plate is N18k and where did you park that you didn't take note of no parking sign. It's always funny when people add lastma, task force, agbero, police, vio, road safety to the list of ride-sharing wahala. Traffic sign/rules are there for ROAD USERS but so many uninformed drivers are only out for money making without knowing simple zebra crossing rules, and I guess so many don't know what offside rule is in traffic laws. FOLLOW ALL TRAFFIC RULES THEN YOU ARE ALL GOOD TO DRIVE IN LAGOS. Nice advice. But I think it's you who should brush yourself up with it
No parking No waiting No stopping
These three are absolutely different. But to you Mr I-dont-make-any-mistakes-in-life, they are all the same
Shior |
Politics › Re: Malami Plotting To Scuttle Rivers Gov Poll Result Collation, PDP Alleges by izzou(m): 10:46am On Apr 01, 2019 |
How many billion was used to organize this violence election sef? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:50pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Someone spent 70 mins on a trip and got #2400 as his reward
May God have mercy upon everyone in this business. Both drivers and partners |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:48pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Rollitout: I drove Rita and her friend from Anifowoshe street to the airport, from airport to Gowon Estate, before getting to gowon she requested if she could use ATM but the ATM could not dispense cash, at the end of the trip she decided to make a transfer, up till this moment her alert never enter my phone and she showed me a fake alert from the transfer she did
I could remember someone has reported one scammer named Rita on this group b4
I no her house number, will it make any sense if I storm her house with police just because of 2,400 naira or I should let it go ?
Lesson learnt, no more transfer, it's either cash or card period.
You'll eventually spend more when you involve the police. Maybe you should be hopeful till the end of today. After then, let it slide. God go comfort you with a benevolent rider
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:39pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Blackbishop: Pls house how much fuel cn I buy in 05 corolla to take a journey to ibadan nd back #4000.
I just guessed |
Travel › Re: Is This The Most Dangerous Highway In Nigeria? (VIDEO) by izzou(m): 5:47pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
CAPSLOCKED: BUT IT'S NOTEWORTHY THAT THEY HAPPEN FREQUENTLY. Frequently could mean once weekly, once bi- weekly. It's possible but on a daily basis is just false
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