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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:05pm On Apr 20, 2019

Epphy:
Chop your bonus. I tried my best! Taxify request just dey scarce in Ikoyi & Lekki for afternoon

I tried too

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:28am On Apr 20, 2019

BAZ001:
Me � ? I just started driving in feb 2019.
Drop rider for this beautiful estate and I dey fear to dey drive for 3am. So I wan sleep for here till 5am I don get request tire of na man I go cancel so I don go offline. Dis na first time to sleep inside car and sleep no gree come. Abeg anyone know where I can go this night lekki

Don't sleep in estates please. If the security there isn't aware of you sleeping there, please don't. Especially secured ones.

Them fit accuse you of attempting to steal.

E dey put person for wahala. Please

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2019

maybachmusic:
Okay

There was a trailer accident earlier at abijo gra or so

It has been cleared

Passed around 8pm was really bad

Knew it wud get worse

As at this time of quoting you, I just passed it.

The traffic still tie blanket

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:21pm On Apr 19, 2019

Epphy:
Taxify was at it again yesterday! Two trips with incorrect fares....both cash trips

One understood and added more money. The other was a heartless lady that claimed she saw #1,500 as estimate from Magodo to Idumota! Thus did not add a penny. Worst thing was I entered the very dirty flood in the market after I dropped her & her mum off.

So disheartening...

This attitude is always common with female riders

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:20pm On Apr 19, 2019

franksam2009:
Seriously this Uber rating is really annoying, them just spoil my mood, infact I no do again..
Riders should be educated on how these rating stuff works
Just see how I stressed myself for this rider even gave her free trip, bought water For her, cause she was cashless..(just Goodwill) she was so happy and gave me 1 star thinking it was the highest
The next thing I heard was "oga is only one star that hv entered o, how will I go back and add the remaining stars lol, I just weak and dumbfounded .
From 5 star to 4.7stars wtf

Next time, tell them to skip it.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:22pm On Apr 18, 2019

Is the government planning to turn Apapa Oshodi expressway to a car park?

2 hours from IyanaItire to Cele

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by izzou(m): 6:27pm On Apr 14, 2019

The lamentations have already begun

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by izzou(m): 6:02pm On Apr 14, 2019

JoanHicks:
he is not answering my calls oh , which kind ball be this

Console thyself, sister

Console thyself

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by izzou(m): 5:57pm On Apr 14, 2019

JoanHicks:

Someone promised to take me out after this match and he's a Chelsea fans

No hope again

Call him on the phone and start crying

He will be the one to console you, and still take you out

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by izzou(m): 5:49pm On Apr 14, 2019

The moment I saw Klopp at our monthly deliverance/revival service, I knew this was his season

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by izzou(m): 5:44pm On Apr 14, 2019

My brother-in-law to be is a Chelsea fan and he's probably reading this thread

Let me not say much before my love will be taken from me

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Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: No Problem With Lawan Begging PDP Senators For Votes -APC by izzou(m): 6:54pm On Apr 13, 2019

When they need power, it's the entire North and South West collabo

When they want to share power, they divide it into four. It becomes
North East
North West
North Central, and then

South West

Tinubu should start getting wiser

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Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: Lawal Committed To Stability, Inclusiveness by izzou(m): 4:03pm On Apr 13, 2019

When the north wants to get into power,
it's the North + South West

When power is attained, the sharing formula changes
It now becomes
North East & North West & North Central & South West

Mtcheeew

Politics › Re: Kingsley Moghalu Quits Partisan Politics by izzou(m): 12:25pm On Apr 13, 2019

OGHENAOGIE:
u know nothing about soldiers so keep shut...dos issues u painted up are true but maybe sm slight errors with d man but he is d president u like it or not...but it's ignorant of u to think de don't teach soldiers economics....sm of d best brains today are in d army and some of our security forces...

When you can distinguish between economics and making economic policies, quote me

Mtcheeew

Romance › Re: FUTO Sex Romp Saga; Pretty Nigerian Lady Cries Out On Facebook. Photos by izzou(m): 9:12am On Apr 13, 2019

I can imagine how the parents and guardians of those deceased fuvkers would feel right now

May our children never bring shame and reproach to us

This saga is one of the most embarrassing story I've seen this year

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:05am On Apr 13, 2019

GforGee:
Make una help me wake people of Ilupeju to take Uber na.
Abi any better option nearby?

Ilupeju is more of a commercial hub than a residential area

Maybe you should go to Gbagada and pick thy anointed uber rider there

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Politics › Re: Kingsley Moghalu Quits Partisan Politics by izzou(m): 4:39am On Apr 13, 2019

OGHENAOGIE:
Buhari war college degree in America is equivalent of an msc...buhari nda den which was two and half years is equivalent of NCE he went to military academy in India too...rose to become a major general...make una die dis matter...d more u say it d stupid some of u become...a nonentity won't rise to d rank of general if he has nothing up stairs...moghalu was not on d rite platform...it's like expecting an independent to win American presidency when dee is democrat and republican...

And what exactly does Buhari have upstairs? What exactly?

A man who calls a group 97% and the other 5%? Does this addition make 100%?

A man who still calls Germany, West Germany?

A man who had to ask his questions be repeated more than twice and even his vice had to help him answer them?

Buhari may be Albert Einstein to you, but don't force that rubbish line of a general to us all. They don't teach soldiers economic policies in war colleges.

Please

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Politics › Re: Kingsley Moghalu Quits Partisan Politics by izzou(m): 9:42pm On Apr 12, 2019

Muoghalu, you're blessed already. Just take your wife, and move out of this country

The moment I saw educated and enlightened people, especially youths clamouring for two Seventy-something year old men to be their president, I knew it's finished

I need a Master's degree to work in NNPC, while my president needs an unverified WAEC result to govern 200 million people, including the NNPC I want to work

And the other thief that has ruled for 8 years still wants to come back. Maybe he forgot his phone charger in 2007. Rubbish

You, Muoghalu, was still my best candidate in the 2019 elections. But then, a vote for you never mattered

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Shares New Photos With Wife by izzou(m): 9:35pm On Apr 12, 2019

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:22pm On Apr 12, 2019

BAZ001:
Thanks Bros
My oga @ darmilolah it worked
I Don carry 3 yahoo boys to ikotun
Them dey atm I hope say they no go tell me transfer at end of trip.

Hmmmmm

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:16pm On Apr 12, 2019

xana101:
Is there fuel scarcity?

Unnecessary queues

Romance › Re: Couples Should Beware Of Their Sexual Compatibility Before Marriage - Pastor by izzou(m): 7:15pm On Apr 12, 2019

Thou shalt not commit fornication

If everyone had kept their virginity till marriage, there won't be any measurement for sexual compatibility.

But after we lose it, we now have to debase ourselves more by looking for who is sexually compatible and who isnt

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Business › Re: Lagos Taskforce Clampdown On Street Traders At Ikorodu Garage - Photos by izzou(m): 6:21pm On Apr 12, 2019

helinues:
Hahahhaa..

They want to drive developers away from developing Lagos.

We will not take it

Hypocrite.

Tomorrow, you'll claim not to be tribalistic.

If you've ever been to that garage, you'll see all tribes there, especially westerners. But no, your minute IQ won't let you see the sadness in the thread

Bigot

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Nairaland General › Re: How I Killed A Crazy Monkey At My Site And Devoured It by izzou(m): 10:26pm On Apr 11, 2019

Keep killing them oh

Very soon, the only monkey kids will get to see will be the monkeys in books because people like you don kill them finish

Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Francis Kisses Feet Of South Sudan Leaders, Urges Them To Maintain Peace by izzou(m): 10:20pm On Apr 11, 2019

CAPSLOCKED:
IF POPE KISSES BUHARI'S FEET, WILL BUHARI RESIGN?
JUST CURIOUS

I'm curious too

I don't think he will. He's Muslim. And according to Amaechi, Buhari doesnt listen at all

Buhari fit knock am instead

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Crime › Re: Ignorant Lady Fights A Biker Who Charged Her N100 For A Very Short Trip by izzou(m): 10:10pm On Apr 11, 2019

Lovelyn451:
Kai...I was actually asking him for direction on where to find a bus to my final destination not knowing there are buses going to my town right inside thesame park, instead of just pointing to the place he told me to climb his bike and let him take me there..he told me to pay #400 and I priced #300 with my mouth...Kai...

This one na unarmed robber oh

Crime › Re: Ignorant Lady Fights A Biker Who Charged Her N100 For A Very Short Trip by izzou(m): 9:57pm On Apr 11, 2019

Lovelyn451:
lol...mine was #300, he carried me and brought me back inside the park where i boarded the bike,i looked around and saw the bus I came with from kano, I refused to pay but ppl around asked me to give him his money that we already agreed...Onitsha people I fear who no fear una

Lol
We all have paid one way or the other

That's why I usually ask people around for directions, and possibly fares before I board a bus or bike

Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Francis Kisses Feet Of South Sudan Leaders, Urges Them To Maintain Peace by izzou(m): 9:45pm On Apr 11, 2019

I'm not a fan of this gesture, but if it will make them live in peace and unity, I support it

And he needs to come to Nigeria and kiss the feet of Miyetti Allah executives, SARS, and the Nigerian Army. We need peace too, sire

Crime › Re: 65-year-old Man Lures 10-year-old Girl Into His Room, Rapes Her. Photo by izzou(m): 9:42pm On Apr 11, 2019

Something is seriously wrong in this country. We can laugh and make a joke out of this, but it's outta control already

Are female children safe with news like this everyday?

Hian

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 9:40pm On Apr 11, 2019

Schelube:
Amaka of the day goes to Chelsea

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:37pm On Apr 11, 2019

ofime123:
Guys be smart always and learn from my experience today
I mistakenly beat the traffic light without knowing towards isheri road next thing I saw was lastma police and the rest in my front for my mind I don hear am today. And I carry one woman behind me.
Police oga wind down
Me: I wind down
Lastma: all this Uber driver una own don too much lol
Me: what do u mean by Uber driver
Police: so u are too big to obey traffic law
Me: officer am very sorry I didn't notice it and immediately I notice I rivers
Police:are u Uber driver?
Me: no am not
Police: who is she sitting behind u?
Me: that's my lovely wife and she's pregnant lol
Police: oya go always watch properly.
Me thank u sir.
Lesson don't always kill the light in your phone screen that way dey can't know if u are Uber driver.

Next thing my rider boust laff say this guy u are smart

I thank God on your behalf brother.

May those vultures never see you again

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Crime › Re: Ignorant Lady Fights A Biker Who Charged Her N100 For A Very Short Trip by izzou(m): 9:34pm On Apr 11, 2019

maasoap:
Nothing bad in letting a cheat know that he's a cheat. I salute the lady's courage for claiming her right. She agreed because she didn't know, that didn't mean she had to anyway

A bottle of 33 beer is #220 from the company(Recommended RP)

Some bars sell 250, 300. I even bought it for #500. That means the expensive ones are cheats then. Haba

She did not know and she paid for it. You do it in your business too, and even if you don't have one, your company does it.

If she didn't agree any price, then it's a different issue. But as long as she agreed, I don't see the headache there. Tomorrow she'll trek it or pay #50. Simple

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