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NYSC › Re: 2018 Kebbi BATCH A- Corp Member "Let's Meet Here" by izzou(m): 8:26am On Apr 17, 2018

Tosinosu2011:
When did you serve in Kebbi and how much were you paid

Koko Besse local government

And I was paid #2000 by the school. They paid us everything after the service year

Politics › Re: We’ll Mobilise Widely For Buhari’s Second Term, Arewa Youths Vow by izzou(m): 2:24pm On Apr 16, 2018

While you guys are mobilising for another disastrous four years, I'll be mobilising myself to get out of this country too

So it's a win win situation

You reinstall Buhari in 2019

I get my visa

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo And Wife Welcomes A Set Of Twins by izzou(m): 7:24am On Apr 16, 2018

Congrats oh. Make I celebrate with them

As for me,na quintuplets I dey find from God

5 beautiful girls

Politics › Re: Ikorodu – Sagamu Road: How Residents Are Reacting To Delay In Construction by izzou(m): 7:16am On Apr 16, 2018

20 billion naira to rehabilitate a road?

Wonderful

Romance › Re: My EX Girlfriend Wants Us Back Together After Break Up...... Need Your Position by izzou(m): 7:12am On Apr 16, 2018

This your story sef pain my eyes well well. But I read am finish sha

But you sef. Do you like yourself as you are broke?

Why not hustle and get enough money and watch your relationship fall into place?

In Phyno's voice: E chota aku, everything ga e follow one time

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Crime › Re: Singer, Mocheddah Blows Hot As Ikeja Electric Shuts Down Over 9 Transformers by izzou(m): 6:58am On Apr 16, 2018

fuckerstard:
I wish we could

We can.

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Health › Re: What To Do If You Feel You Have Eaten Poison by izzou(m): 6:56am On Apr 16, 2018

I don't think your brother's wife will be so dumb to have poisoned that meal and give it to you in that way

Infact,you should eat it with joy and ask for more

You should only be bothered if she had acted in a friendly manner and then offered you the meal.

Use your sense bro

Crime › Re: Singer, Mocheddah Blows Hot As Ikeja Electric Shuts Down Over 9 Transformers by izzou(m): 6:50am On Apr 16, 2018

Nigerians are very docile

Don't give them power for 29 days and bring a bill for them to pay on the 30th day. Then watch them race to your office on the 31st day to pay it

If only we all can boycott paying these bills and demand the prepaid meters. I'm sure all these yeye discos will sit up

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NYSC › Re: 2018 Kebbi BATCH A- Corp Member "Let's Meet Here" by izzou(m): 6:46am On Apr 16, 2018

I served in Kebbi State

I wish y'all the best.

No redeploy oh

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Dancers Thank Beyoncé After Their Performance With Her At The Coachell by izzou(m): 10:03pm On Apr 15, 2018

decatalyst:
You have missed the pun. Lol!

Celebrities › Re: Its Not Juju! PRO, Dolapo Badmos Explains How Davido's New Bae Won His Heart by izzou(m): 9:52pm On Apr 15, 2018

Is this really coming from a Zonal PRO?

Well, it's the Nigeria Police Force. I shouldn't have expected more.

As for me, I'll prefer a lady with character to a lady that knows how to cook. We so much emphasize on attributes that can barely keep a marriage

If my wife no sabi cook, I go find one catering school, go enrol her.

But if she no sabi talk or behave, wetin I go do?

Crime › Re: Police Arrest 4 Kidnap Suspects In Kebbi by izzou(m): 9:45pm On Apr 15, 2018

Koko Besse local government

Romance › Re: A Man's Luv For sex Vs A Woman's Luv For Money? Which Is Excessive? by izzou(m): 9:44pm On Apr 15, 2018

I find this thread delusional

Whosoever loves money, loves money.

Women dey spread leg for am. Men dey do yahoo yahoo, ritual, gbomo gbomo and the rest for am.

So?

Modified: A man's love for sex is more excessive. I'm a virgin so I wouldn't have much knowledge about the topic sha

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Romance › Re: Good Food Or Good Sex Which Would You Choose? by izzou(m): 9:40pm On Apr 15, 2018

Which kind generation be this sef?

Everything Na fucck

What happened to choosing between a lady that is rich and a lady that can cook?

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Dancers Thank Beyoncé After Their Performance With Her At The Coachell by izzou(m): 9:36pm On Apr 15, 2018

I don't even know if I should call her a Nigerian

She was born here but she's based in America.

Health › Re: See The ''Strange'' Baby A Young Girl Gave Birth To As Nigerians React. Graphic by izzou(m): 9:32pm On Apr 15, 2018

Someone is against breastfeeding the child

A woman for that matter

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 5:45pm On Apr 15, 2018

kingofcasting:
casted

Is the king back?

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Politics › Re: APC Official Twitter Account Hacked by izzou(m): 8:58pm On Apr 14, 2018

This is hilariously hilarious

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Politics › Re: APC Official Twitter Account Hacked by izzou(m): 8:53pm On Apr 14, 2018

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 3:52pm On Apr 14, 2018

Jixnation

No vex. I just find now but 3 games Don start. The odds Don drop to six

Chai

You go fit help me cook again make I forget Mai bornu on top am?

Abeg

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 3:50pm On Apr 14, 2018

Chiefheywhy

I Don play am. Nagode sossai

Make I go Amigos go dey take two bottles of Heineken as I dey wait for the money

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 2:19pm On Apr 14, 2018

JixNation:
my corner done green since.

wetin concern me and una chelsea?

Baba,i no fit deposit oh

The matter tire me

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by izzou(m): 2:11pm On Apr 14, 2018

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by izzou(m): 2:04pm On Apr 14, 2018

Chelsea, my ticket please

Chai

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 1:38pm On Apr 14, 2018

Who's experiencing this nonsense?

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 1:37pm On Apr 14, 2018

JixNation:
Good luck boss.

If e green no forget me sha.

No wahala

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2018

JixNation:
Oga you go reason your boy something sha.

oya take.

6XLVFZT

Correct

Although I removed Bayern game. And I can't deposit on bet9ja.

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by izzou(m): 10:24am On Apr 14, 2018

paroh137:
Baba abeg you go fund me in exchange for prayers?

Chai. My chest oh

Meanwhile, Chiefheywhy, where the 10 odds wey you promise me?

Jixnation, help your boy with sure 10 to 100000 odds. I wan end Alabi career this weekend.

Na just 10 I need biko

Travel › Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by izzou(m): 1:26am On Apr 14, 2018

laudate:
Shoprite and Oniru are even still fairly free of traffic, on a Sunday morning. But if you make the mistake of going to Agungi, Ikate or Sangotedo (all on the same Lekki axis in Lagos island, o!), you will be disappointed with the large number of cars on the road. Have you ever been at Ikate Elegushi or Kusenla Road at Chisco, when House on the Rock people are leaving their church, after Sunday morning service? You will almost cry when you get stuck in the traffic, caused by their members....and the worst thing is that there are 4 big churches lining up that road, o! Catholic Church, Foursquare, RCCG - all of them full dat side!

Lol

The major problem with Lagos is that we depend on only one means of transportation

The Road

Travel › Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by izzou(m): 5:09pm On Apr 13, 2018

nabegibeg:
it is like you did not read my post very well

what part of "that part of lagos" dont you understand

Read the title of this thread and read what the op posted

Anyways, like you said its THAT PART OF lagos.

He should just edit his title to THAT PART OF LAGOS.
It would save a lot of us the data.

Sorry for misunderstanding you

Travel › Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by izzou(m): 5:02pm On Apr 13, 2018

AutoReportNG:
Sorry Sir, but its one step at a time, beleive me we can't cover the whole of Lagos in 2 months, so this is more like a season one, others will follow suit... Bros chill, the reportage will be unbiased, factual with truth only

Then change your title to " This is what VI, Falomo and Ikotun looks like on Weekends"

I came in here expecting you to take pictures of spots that are actually busy on weekdays. Example is Marina, Third mainland bridge, Oshodi, and a lot.

What's the population of Falomo that you'll use it to generalize Lagos?

You reside on the island. I understand. But try to get all the pieces ready before you post.

Don't take my rants personal. I just felt a little bit disappointed when I came in here

Nice job,by the way

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Travel › Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by izzou(m): 4:57pm On Apr 13, 2018

nabegibeg:
Oga, if you don't go out on weekends you will think that part of Lagos is too busy

The OP is right that is how that part of Lagos is on weekends ok

Even the island you all claim to live isn't as free as this on a weekend

Go to shoprite or Oniru. What am I saying sef?

Take photos of the toll gate on Saturday evening and see if it's this free

Don't generalize VI, Falomo and Ikoyi as Lagos

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