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Car Talk › Re: Having Military Stickers And Banners On Your Car by izzou(m): 7:08am On May 13, 2018

Those policemen are actually cowards

They should have charged you to court for impersonation.

Are you a military personnel? Some of you are actually the problem we have in this country. So because your uncle or whoever is in the army, that means you should have used their camouflage to sew agbada

You're lucky it's not their military police on patrol that stopped you

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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija 2018: Miracle’s Campaign Manager Is Calling Him Out And This Is Why by izzou(m): 5:14am On May 13, 2018

Both you, Captain, Miracle, Big Brother, Dstv, Multichoice, Imo state government, the 45 million Grand Prize, and all those who sponsored this show, all of una dey mad

We no go rest again because of una?

Wakaa

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Declares His Mom, Every Other Women Foolish by izzou(m): 4:38pm On May 12, 2018

It means he never knew his mother. Maybe she probably abandoned him

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Celebrities › Re: Ifu Ennada And Bambam Visit Senator Florence Ita Giwa At Her Home (photos) by izzou(m): 3:59pm On May 12, 2018

The only way these participants of a useless show can stay relevant is to be visiting anybody Abi?

MC Oluomo resides in Oshodi.....Hope you guys stop by too

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Politics › Re: Caterpillar Used For Road Construction - Submerged In Flood After Rainfall. PICS by izzou(m): 3:51pm On May 12, 2018*

I doubt if that can be removed now. They'll have wait till the water dries up

Unless LASEMA proves me wrong.....

Modified: I used LASEMA because they are obsviously the most effective emergency unit but see some dunces obviously quoting me

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Pets › Re: See The Transformation Of This Stray Malnourished Husky Rescued By A Stranger by izzou(m): 3:39pm On May 12, 2018

Bring this to your house and your parents will first slap you for picking a witch and bringing it to their house

You might probably go for deliverance the next day

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Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Lady Blasts Tweetoracle For Diverting Funds Meant For Voting Miracle by izzou(m): 3:35pm On May 12, 2018

Is there any way one can turn attention into money?

Or can one actually build a career on attention seeking?

Because the way people just wan trend these days.... e tire me

Celebrities › Re: John Dumelo And Gifty Mawunya's Traditional Wedding Photos by izzou(m): 3:25pm On May 12, 2018

Nigerian girls right now

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Car Talk › Re: Driving Against Traffic Cele-apapa Express Road by izzou(m): 3:24pm On May 12, 2018*

Bros,we that reside along that axis are tired

I quite understand that the trailers trying to enter the port are always causing traffic, but driving against traffic is much more dangerous.

To cross road, wahala. Even when you enter those buses, they still speed despite running against traffic.

And to crown it all, pedestrians will refuse to even use the pedestrian bridges when trying to cross.

Gazzuzz......The matter tire me

Modified: A bus speeding against traffic just knocked down a bike rider 30 minutes ago. The driver absconded

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Family › Re: Villagers Dig Up Corpse Of Man Who Was Buried By Reverend Sister In Anambra.PICS by izzou(m): 3:13pm On May 12, 2018

focus7:
You should rather worry why you came as an Igbo.

Do you think it is just a mere word when will call Igbos monkeys?

Romance › Re: Lalasticlala Set To Wed by izzou(m): 11:50am On May 12, 2018

The Ejo ketekete of Nairaland

The Agwo na'eche mba of front-page

I salute thee.

I dedicate this gift to thee. Da'alu

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reasons Why Edo Bear Yoruba Names by izzou(m): 8:14am On May 12, 2018

Hmmmmm..........
Op

So this is your plan today Abi?

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Politics › Re: Obono-obla: How Native Doctor Led Panel To Ekweremadu’s ‘home’ by izzou(m): 7:09am On May 12, 2018

It was however gathered that the Panel additionally secured the services of a native doctor, whom the whistleblower, claimed had the spiritual power to discover money anywhere it is hidden.

Who did we offend in this world?

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Family › Re: Villagers Dig Up Corpse Of Man Who Was Buried By Reverend Sister In Anambra.PICS by izzou(m): 6:52am On May 12, 2018

Still trying to figure out how I became a Nigerian

Still trying.......

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Politics › Re: Don’t Collect Dirty Notes From Banks – CBN Tells Customers by izzou(m): 7:08am On May 11, 2018

How did I end up as a Nigerian?

How?

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Crime › Re: Four Feared Dead As Police, Task Force Storm Church by izzou(m): 7:01am On May 11, 2018

As much as I hate the police, I can't believe this story. It's either this story is exaggerated, or its a blatant lie

How can the police shoot sporadically just to eject a church? Even dangerous places like Oshodi,they didn't shoot like that.

And they used 30 vans, just for a small church?

I'm done. Good morning y'all

Politics › Re: NJC Sacks Judge, Investigates 7 Others by izzou(m): 6:51am On May 11, 2018

Let me just drop this smile here

Someone might need it to brighten his day

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Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha's Throwback Photo by izzou(m): 6:12am On May 11, 2018

They both look like virgins in that picture

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard To Find Decent Girls These Days? by izzou(m): 3:14pm On May 10, 2018

SenhorSean:
agreed, but that doesnt answer the question.
so how can a decent guy find a decent girl.

Just as you claim to be a decent guy, there are decent ladies too

Hope you're aware that it's love that keeps a marriage or relationship going, not decency ?

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard To Find Decent Girls These Days? by izzou(m): 12:50pm On May 10, 2018

Only a decent guy deserves to ask for a decent girl.

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Celebrities › Re: DJ Tee And The Plantashun Boiz Throwback Photo by izzou(m): 12:48pm On May 10, 2018

Ah ya ya ya
Everybody say Plantashun boiz

Ah ya ya ya
Everybody say Plantashun boiz

Once upon a time, we had a lot of decent vibes to listen to
Once upon a time

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Crime › Re: Son Kills His 82-Year-Old Mother In Anambra, Removes Her Eye, Heart For Ritual by izzou(m): 10:52am On May 10, 2018

I just don't know what to type.

We have heard and seen it all already

Can this world just end?

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Crime › Re: Soldiers Torture Ex-serviceman To Death, Dump Corpse In Hospital by izzou(m): 10:05am On May 10, 2018

How did I end up being a Nigerian?

How?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Rainoil Limited Latest Job Recruitment by izzou(m): 12:52pm On May 08, 2018

PassingShot:
Recruitment everyday!

There is no single day we don't read about major recruitmentby big companies in Nigeria.

Truly, the economy has really turned around for good.

Na killer herdsmen be the issue now.

We shall overcome.

You wey dey abroad no know as e dey be

You been scarce pass virginity for nairaland.

Car Talk › Re: Help - My Car Gear Won't Shift Until I Remove My Leg on Gas Pedal by izzou(m): 7:51am On May 07, 2018

Are you in Lagos?

After the guy above fixes it, bring it in for a free test drive. One hour max

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Politics › Re: 2019: How Blind People Will Vote During Elections - INEC Reveals by izzou(m): 1:43pm On May 04, 2018

The blind do not even need their sight to see the gross incompetence in the government, courtesy of Mohammed and Yemi

So therefore, I endorse it. It's a welcome development

Let them also make provisions for the mad and mentally disabled. A good number of Nigerians fall under this category too, after Buhari took over

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday By Giving Land To A Church by izzou(m): 1:19pm On May 04, 2018

Bible believing church?

Which church is a Bible unbelieving church before?

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Crime › Re: Photos Of Scammers Who Duped Me This Past Week by izzou(m): 6:01am On May 03, 2018

onatisi:
the fact that he even posted pictures of some people even calls for more scrutiny . he may just be looking for a a way of spoiling those peoples names for reasons best known to him but definitely not fraud.
i think his moniker and thread should be banned before he causes more harm to the reputation of those he posted their picture.
he didnt even show us any conversation screenshots from whats app or Facebook , no screenshots of transfers made or bank slips.
the op is most likely an extortionist.
from all indications he opened this nl account for this purpose . nl account was created on the 30th of april 2018

Bros, you're entitled to your opinion. I respect that but from my understanding, the guy is actually telling us his story, and not asking us to investigate for him

I didnt see any part where he said they chatted. They communicated through calls, according to him so the screenshots of whatsapp or facebook is unnecessary.

And the guy must be very ignorant for him to think that those images are that of the scammers.

You are right though. But in the end, it's just a story, to be taking with a pinch of salt

Crime › Re: Photos Of Scammers Who Duped Me This Past Week by izzou(m): 4:52am On May 03, 2018

dominique:
Don't mind them. Even if oga op didn't come online to make enquiries, he should have suspected that these people were crooks with all the stories they were spinning to collect money from him. Car that you've not set your eyes on, they were asking you to pay money for this and that and you sef dey pay. I'm sure even the scammers didn't expect to make this much money off him. I went back to do another calculation and saw that the money was over 700k. I hope he's able to recover what he lost or part of it at least. Trust those scammers, they would have moved the money and emptied the account by now.

Everyone isn't as enlightened as you are, you know

The op knows he messed up. He isn't asking for more lashing.

Take it easy ma

Crime › Re: Photos Of Scammers Who Duped Me This Past Week by izzou(m): 4:18am On May 03, 2018

The only way you can help mankind now is to report that case to the police force

They will use the BVN to block that name from carrying out any transaction and even from performing future ones

That way, you'll save other Nigerians that may fall for this

I remember the first vehicle I and my guy wan buy, on OLX that year. Na this same format. We had already sent 50k for the papers before our eyes clear. Anyway, we thank God that it was only 50k we lost instead of 1 million plus

Sorry bro

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Whose Pant Was Removed By ''Pastor'' Reacts Over Trending Pictures. by izzou(m): 6:04am On May 02, 2018

BeeBeeOoh:
Seconded

BeeBeeOoh

I never see your thread this morning. Wetin happen?

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