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Nairaland General › Re: #KeepTheChangebabe (hilarious Tweets) by izzou(m): 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin

Somebody will just wake up one morning, and decide to embarrass himself
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by izzou(m): 5:24pm On Mar 30, 2017
cheesy

His accomplices abandoned him as soon as he got stuck?

Chai

This life

Aye leee
Family › Re: What Do I Do? Go On Or Quit?? by izzou(m): 5:22pm On Mar 30, 2017
ivylyn:
I am a fresh graduate awaiting service. I met a guy last year and he asked to go see my people so we could start the marriage process. Since both my parents are late, I went to my mum's sister and she referred me to one of her sons who is a prophet and he said the guy is not my husband. My aunty's elder son is the one who sponsored me through school and his opinion is that I complete my service and get a job before talking about marriage. Again one of his(my big cousin that sponsored my education) in-laws has come up to say the said guy is not my husband that I should stop seeing him. It is pertinent to note that these people know nothing about the said guy, they've never met him or had a conversation with him, plus they have not given me any tangible reasons yet. Am at a cross road now, don't know what to do. Your advice will be well appreciated. thanks.
huh

Is this a scene on zeeworld or Telemundo?

You met a guy and sharp sharp,marriage don set?

I don't need to be a prophet to tell you that the marriage may be heading for the rocks

As for your prophetic relation,demand answers from him.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo, Walson Regains Freedom by izzou(m): 5:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
angry
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Great Tension!!! Senate President, Bukola Saraki, To Write Resignation by izzou(m): 5:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
Comedy half hour
Crime › Re: Ikeja Customs Intercepts Poultry Concealed In Truck Along Shagamu-Ibadan Road(pi by izzou(m): 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin

I am very sure this made news because the driver or owner of the goods didn't negotiate well.

Kudos to the customs anyway. Let's frown at smuggling. If not for anything, for the fact that we can't trace the source of what we consume when there is an outbreak
Crime › Re: Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos by izzou(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2017
angry

Na nyansh she dey scratch?

What's with the picture abeg?
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Wearing Prison Uniform (Photos) by izzou(m): 2:34pm On Mar 30, 2017
marcmao:
what would you say when
Elisha destroyed commanded fire from Heaven to destroy the little childrenhuh ............ in some cases you don't wait
for God to come down to save you from mess
ok.... Receive brain IJN
Read Proverbs 3:5-7, then come back with the full kit of your brain and quote me

Don't leave any part behind oh


And why can't the man of God command fire as Elijah did?
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Wearing Prison Uniform (Photos) by izzou(m): 2:06pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin

I miss aunty kemi and her rants

But nowadays, our men of God can't wait for God to fight for them anymore, or better still utilize the power of the Holy Spirit as Elijah and Paul did

Instead they run to court and demand billions in exchange
Christianity Etc › Re: "Flying Bird Falls & Turns Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" - Lady Claims (Pics) by izzou(m): 2:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
angry

Fashola

Fashola

I need light here and you are wasting it on a witch wey dey her own jeje
Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lilian Etim, Liz Benson's Daughter by izzou(m): 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2017
Psoul:
You ended up not making any sense to me. Ple tell us what Pre-wedding picture is all about, may be i may change my mind on what i beliv.
The bolded just explained to me the kind of mentality you have.

Have a nice day. You win
Crime › Re: Another IMSU Student Murdered By Suspected Cultists In Owerri. Graphic Pics by izzou(m): 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2017
angry

What shall it profit a man,if he joins a cult, knowing fully well that he is gonna be killed without any dignity someday?
Politics › Re: Kano State Governor, Big Church Foundation To Be Honoured Northern Peace Award by izzou(m): 1:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin

How I wish there would be peace in nigeria

How I wish we all could love each other irrespective of tribe or religion

I really miss peace
Romance › Re: Man Takes A Bottle Of Beer In Front Of His Partner In Their Pre-wedding Photos. by izzou(m): 1:07pm On Mar 30, 2017
Austinoiz:
You quoted because you cant go a day without strutting your imaginary stuff on Nairaland.
K
Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lilian Etim, Liz Benson's Daughter by izzou(m): 12:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
ashawopikin:
the mama fine pass her sef, i will always be crushing on her mum, liz benson queen of nollywood of the whole wide world
Liz Benson,my crush

Steer clear bro

angry
Romance › Re: Man Takes A Bottle Of Beer In Front Of His Partner In Their Pre-wedding Photos. by izzou(m): 12:57pm On Mar 30, 2017
Austinoiz:
U see yourself. U dey worship ur Papa Adeboye abi. Your gullibility is top notch.
Did I tell you I attend redeem?

I said that because redeem forbids alcohol

Why am I even quoting you sef?
Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lilian Etim, Liz Benson's Daughter by izzou(m): 12:55pm On Mar 30, 2017
Psoul:
Pls wen are we going to see urs at least to kw how creative you are.

I'm a fan of "Dare to be different". They are not creative because the are not naked or half naked wt millions of lazy half naked bridesmaids surrounding them. I see responsible decent couples here.
This has zero creativity. If you feel offended, ntooor

It's not a must one must have pre wedding pictures. Afterall pre wedding pics is not a guarantee for a lasting marriage

The reason this trash made news is because of who her mother was. When you see the truth, say it. This is so boring and has no creativity.
Romance › Re: Man Takes A Bottle Of Beer In Front Of His Partner In Their Pre-wedding Photos. by izzou(m): 10:11am On Mar 30, 2017
Pa Adeboye's church?

I am going to report this at the headquarters

angry
Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lilian Etim, Liz Benson's Daughter by izzou(m): 6:32am On Mar 30, 2017
No hating, but this is the most uncreative pre wedding pix ever on nairaland

Are we even sure it's their pre wedding pics sef?

Happy married life. I have always been crushing on your mother wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:54pm On Mar 29, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Life itself ain't fare.
Lol

Good night ma

Greet the shiilldren and family

grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
[quote author=ReneeNuttall post=55084836][/quote]Aunt

It's not fair oh
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Oh! u want to put me and my family in darkness abi?ya plan yaff failing.
It's just for the night

I will borrow you our torchlight

Heat wan kill person here

sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:40pm On Mar 29, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Lol,go and buy gen then.even here too,its a national thing.
My gen is not good ee ohh

The piston is not well at all.

Borrow me your piston let me on my fridge small

Abeg
Autos › Re: Do You Have A Car U Want To Sell For 300k Or Less? by izzou(m): 11:39pm On Mar 29, 2017
emeijeh:
I hope you won't end up buying an incinerator lipsrsealed
grin grin grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:35pm On Mar 29, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Amen,and u too,BTW,I don't take hot origin,,I prefer the mortuary standard origin,u know wat I mean wink
We haff not see light for two days now

cry cry cry

Fashola is not remember us at all
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by izzou(m): 11:22pm On Mar 29, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
I believe that TB doesn't kill instantly when contacted,Why didn't he exercise his faith for her to be healed while she was still alive and battling with the ailment?I pray his faith works for him.
God bless you. When next you are passing through Badagry, pm me for a free bottle of hot origin
cool
Car Talk › Re: Overheating: Causes And Some Likely Solutions by izzou(m): 11:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
Mercedes 190 comes to mind whenever I hear overheating


But modern day cars hardly overheat

I have never seen a Rolls royce or Autobiography overheating before cool
Politics › Re: Time To End Senate Impunity – Falana On Ndume’s Suspension & Sagay’s Invitation by izzou(m): 11:13pm On Mar 29, 2017
Whether Buhari or Jonathan, our major problem is our senators. They are the worst,coupled with the fact that any criminal that loots as a governor, seeks solace there.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Honored With Customized Statue At A Bridge Named After Him In Lagos by izzou(m): 10:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
grin

I don't like tinubu or apc. But one thing I love about him is the fact that he has a lot of balls. And this is needed not only in politics, but life in general.

I never see the bridge ohh,@op
Crime › Re: Childless Woman Commits Suicide In Anambra By Hanging by izzou(m): 8:55pm On Mar 29, 2017
Funlordjnr:
My quote actually had nothing to do with the lady in question....but in their usual haste to hate anything not from their nation with stupidity the ethnic jingoists on this thread have tried to make it about that!


Most of these pretenders quoting me are worse in their critique of other tribes or religions so don't be fooled by their stance here! They don't even care about the lady in question...their main anger is at that picture of the fool called kanu whom they all worship!
I guess that's where the misunderstanding came from. The fact that what your comment had nothing to do with the story

Have a nice evening anyway

smiley
Crime › Re: Childless Woman Commits Suicide In Anambra By Hanging by izzou(m): 8:44pm On Mar 29, 2017
Funlordjnr:
Chineke! My part time jewish people?
I usually enjoy your jokes and when you brawl against the igbo

I hold nothing against it even though am Igbo

But this stuff you wrote up here? Its uncalled for

You claimed to be married. You ought to know how barrenness feels

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